Category: Off-topic, funny, useless stuff
Sometimes I get funny messages from website visitors!
Funny comments left in sidebar chatbox
NameTs: Did i say you got a shit website? what d you spect if no one reply you dumb ass? (2 Nov 2011) Teoalida: Which visitor are you and which part/thing of website is so shitty? Your english is shit too! (2 Nov 2011) Koco: Ignore this NameTs. this guy is talikng rubbish. I find this website interesting. (19 Dec 2011) Teoalida: Yes, …
The most ANNOYING thing that can happen for a customer sales representative via chat:
In 2013, a group of children from Nan Hua Primary School (Singapore), probably around 12 years old, started using my customer support chat in an ANNOYING way, totally misunderstanding the professional purpose of this website.
These children were not going to be customers, they were not buying any product or service, not needing any professional consultation, they visited my website just “to chat with someone”, inviting …
My views about life evolution and conspiracy theories I am writing this page after discussion with friends on this subject…
Politics: I am not interested in politics… but I think that the world would be better in a stateless society, although this is impossible in a civilization.
Religion: fuck it, is the biggest fool of humanity. No god exists, Jesus could existed, but the resurrection is definitely a fake. The science proved that the planet is 4.7 billion years old, …
I am writing this page to inform all students, customers, and people who encouraged me to pursue my career in architecture, which have been a HORRIBLE experience for me. Nowadays I pass my customers to other architects, to negotiate price and do project in my place, in most cases I simply tell NO to their projects.
Read whole story how I began drawing houses for hobby and how I was pushed involuntarily into architecture business: https://www.teoalida.com/design/housing/
Data providing business …
Multiple people have asked me if I heard of Bitcoin, if I am so IT person why I am not investing into cryptocurrency, or asked how much I earned once I told them that am I already investing, or asked if I do trading after they noticed in Checkout page that I accept crypto payments.
After discussing privately with few people, I am writing this page to explain to everyone my journal of crypto trading. Page …
Paid-To-Click sites, also known as BUX, are one of easiest (but stupidest) way of making money using internet. With just few minutes per day you can earn… FEW CENTS! This was popular along teenagers looking to make money online.
www.bux.to was one of most popular sites, started in 2007 and still running although not paying members after 2008. Lots of other sites named www.something-bux.xyz appeared in 2007-2009.
I personally used BUX websites in 2007-2008 and earned few dozens dollars, nothing significant compared with …
Every day I am the lucky winner at an online lottery, I am eligible for a donation from a recent winner of EuroMillions, I am eligible for an inheritance, or asked to help transferring several million dollars to another country, who belongs to a recently deceased businessman, promising me a compensation of 30-50% of the total sum of money.
I get over 100 such emails per month, I occasionally answer to 1% of them with a FUNNY reply, quick, informal, …
I received an email, slightly off my business field. By starting with “Hello Mr. Steven Mak”, I though that he may have sent emails to another person previously then he copy-paste forgetting to change name. Scammers never address by names. Scammers send mass mails with empty TO: field, his email had at TO: my Yahoo email address. So I replied. His 3rd email looked suspicious as he used word TRUST excessively, and bad english, and at 4th email he said that will give me 20% of his 22 million …
I rarely get emails regarding webdesign. The customer gave me link to a website http://www.agroamerica.com but he put some dots after it to make link not clickable. I would have not been aware that this is a SCAM if I would not have accidentally copied his link including the dots in browser, thus went into Google Search rather than directly on website, and saw numerous blogs reporting “Agroamerica SCAM”.
However, I continued to reply at email, playing role of a …
I received an email that may sound scary, but I kept my calm down because I knew that is a SCAM:
(Please forward this to your CEO or President, formal reply us the following issue within 7 workdays. Because this is urgent. Thanks)
Dear President & CEO,
This email is from China Intellectual Property Office, which mainly deal with International Trademark and Domain Name etc. Here we have something to confirm with you. Today, we received a formal application. A …