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Funny questions received via chat widget

This page shows the funniest and weirdest messages sent by website visitors. They are usually messages and questions that you should NOT ask to a customer support service.

Also please DO NOT contact me and talk funny, intending “to contribute” to website. The purpose of website NOT to make funny chats, but to show my works, primarily in architecture & real estate fields, and this page show funny chats that happened accidentally during running this website.


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Swearing me…. then turning into a customer

Looking at my architecture works, but need… a GIRL from Philippines?

Wednesday, 29 Jan, 2014
Country: Saudi Arabia
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/
[15:22] (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message!
[15:23] Visitor: yes i need a girl from philippines
[15:23] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[15:23] Teoalida: You need a girl? LOL
[15:23] Visitor: female or woman lol
[15:24] Teoalida: Find a dating website…. here I offer house design services
[15:24] Visitor: Sorry.
[15:25] Teoalida: What was your google search?
[15:26] Visitor: yes i use google to search
[15:26] Teoalida: I mean what were your search words?
[15:27] Visitor: never mind – thank anyway
[15:28] Teoalida: Because it’s UNLIKELY that my website will appear if you are searching for girls…. I have lots of filipino visitors of which 40% contact me from Middle East looking for house plans to build when they return home. I though that you’re one of them
[15:28] Visitor has left the conversation

FUNNY CASE: he expected a robot answer but was surprised that is am human!

A visitor “is back” without telling me who is, causing a funny situation!

A very stupid question from an American idiot (or 3 simultaneous idiots)

How to NOT ask a question

Who is Alice?

Monday, 11 Feb, 2013
Country: Singapore, City: Singapore
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/
Google search: www.teoalida.com
[1:59] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! Can I help you with anything? drop here a message!
[2:01] Visitor: Who am i?
[2:01] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[2:01] Teoalida: lol?
[2:02] Visitor: Are you Alice?
[2:02] Teoalida: Who is alice?
[2:02] Teoalida: “Hello from website admin!” is not clear enough?
[2:06] Teoalida: I see you searching site URL so I guess you visited me before… what are you looking for?
[2:06] Visitor has left the conversation

Asking for photos

Monday, 25 Feb, 2013
Country: Romania
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/category/about/
[24:49] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! Can I help you with anything? drop here a message!
[24:49] Visitor: some photos of you
[24:49] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[24:49] Teoalida: No photos here
[24:49] Visitor: where i can view
[24:50] Visitor: photos of you ?
[24:50] Teoalida: I don’t think that the photos of me are the most important thing
[24:51] Visitor: dickhead , bye
[24:51] Teoalida: Who the hell are you?
[24:51] Visitor has left the conversation

Vodafone

Friday, 15 Mar, 2013
Country: India
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/
[13:57] Visitor: me vodafone ki flate plan k bare me janana chahta hu
[13:57] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[13:57] Teoalida: Can you speak english?
[13:58] Visitor has left the conversation

VERY WEIRD CASE… I see his google search was “vodafone sim flate scheme” and I tried to search same thing, my website doesn’t appear at all in search result… how he came to MY website? Google BUG?

Bad language

Tuesday, 25 Jun, 2013
Country: Singapore
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/btolist/
[17:24] Visitor: Hello
[17:25] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[17:25] Teoalida: Hi
[17:25] Visitor: Who are u
[17:25] Teoalida: The only admin of this site
[17:25] Teoalida: isn’t obvious?
[17:25] Visitor: You are a fucker
[17:25] Teoalida: Do you have a LEGIT reason to say that?
[17:25] Visitor: ok
[17:26] Visitor has left the conversation

Bad language again

Friday, 5 Jul, 2013
Country: Singapore
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/btolist/
[17:42] Visitor 15621915: Hello
[17:42] Visitor 15621915 is now known as Visitor
[17:42] Visitor: How much 4 room
[17:42] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[17:42] Teoalida: how much what?
[17:43] Visitor: For punggol
[17:43] Visitor: whatpunggol what u fucker
[17:43] Teoalida: Number of 4-room units available, prices or… if prices, they are around 300k
[17:43] Teoalida: And why you talk such way?
[17:44] Teoalida: HDB Website > Sale launches… to see exact prices
[17:44] Visitor has left the conversation
[17:44] Teoalida: I do not keep in mind EVERY price
[17:44] * You are not in a chat *

Weird question

Chat started on Wednesday, December 24, 2014 9:32:42 PM
Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/thesims/category/lots/

(9:32:42 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(9:32:47 PM) chat support @ teoalida.com: Hello and welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need anything or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(9:33:19 PM) Visitor: hi can you give me some advice
(9:33:21 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:33:25 PM) Teoalida: for?
(9:33:58 PM) Visitor: well someone told my crush i go out with them an dhe found out now everyone thinks im the bad guy
(9:34:51 PM) Teoalida: hmm.. what are you talkin about?
(9:35:37 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

Asking for marriage

Chat started on Saturday, January 03, 2015 7:45:57 PM
Country: France
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/games/caesar3/

(7:45:57 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(7:46:01 PM) chat support – teoalida.com: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(7:46:36 PM) Visitor: will you marry me?
(7:47:06 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:47:06 PM) Teoalida: how old are you?
(7:47:28 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

Another idiot looking for females

Chat started on Sunday, April 17, 2016 11:38:54 PM
Country: France
Page URL: http://teoalida.webs.com/webscomreview.htm

(11:38:54 PM) *** Visitor 90853422 has joined the chat ***
(11:38:56 PM) teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(11:39:12 PM) Visitor 90853422: are you a woman ?
(11:39:27 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:39:32 PM) Teoalida: a man… what importance have?
(11:39:43 PM) Visitor 90853422: I need a woman
(11:40:11 PM) Teoalida: then why are you on my website about webdesign? go on facebook or adultfriendfinder
(11:40:25 PM) Visitor 90853422: I’m hungry
(11:41:32 PM) Visitor 90853422: If you are not a woman you can not do anything for my prick
(11:41:52 PM) Teoalida: and if I was woman… what I could do ONLINE?
(11:42:20 PM) *** Visitor 90853422 has left ***

Been “recommend by a friend” to ask about… homosexuality?

Chat started on Friday, May 06, 2016 4:42:13 PM
Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/

(4:42:13 PM) *** Visitor 44278805 has joined the chat ***
(4:42:13 PM) Visitor 44278805: hey i need some help with my project on LGBT culture
(4:42:40 PM) Visitor 44278805: plz help
(4:42:40 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(4:42:42 PM) Teoalida: hmm?
(4:42:56 PM) Visitor 44278805: i am in desperate need of some pointers
(4:43:33 PM) Visitor 44278805: this is a massive project and would like some “special assistance”
(4:43:42 PM) Visitor 44278805: can u provide?
(4:44:03 PM) Teoalida: regarding cars?
(4:44:18 PM) Visitor 44278805: no regarding the state of the homosexual male
(4:44:41 PM) Teoalida: oh lol I though that you’re same person that was 30 min ago
(4:45:00 PM) Teoalida: then how my architecture & database website is related with homosexuality?
(4:45:40 PM) Visitor 44278805: i think i am lost, can u redirect me to a helpful source?
(4:46:03 PM) Teoalida: how did you found my website?
(4:46:23 PM) Visitor 44278805: friend recommended it
(4:46:31 PM) Teoalida: Don’t know where to redirect you because don’t know what are you looking for…. maybe Wikipedia will help?
(4:46:49 PM) Visitor 44278805: cringe! this is a serious project i need something better than wikipedia
(4:46:53 PM) Visitor 44278805: >_<
(4:46:53 PM) Teoalida: which friend would recommend an architecture website for that?
(4:47:32 PM) Visitor 44278805: You have been PRANKED! plz like and subscribe my channel :DDDDD
(4:47:41 PM) Visitor 44278805 has rated the chat Good
(4:47:58 PM) Visitor 44278805 commented: “phenomenal sevice, but questioned my sexuality”
(4:48:00 PM) Teoalida: You’re sooo funny
(4:48:10 PM) Visitor 44278805: wow after i left a good comment
(4:48:16 PM) Teoalida: This chat worth posting in https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/
(4:48:20 PM) Teoalida: and what channel?
(4:49:21 PM) Visitor 44278805: thats confindential
(4:49:49 PM) Visitor 44278805: have a nice day
(4:50:21 PM) Teoalida: what is confidential?
(4:50:23 PM) *** Visitor 44278805 has left ***

Funny comments left in sidebar chatbox

NameTs: Did i say you got a shit website? what d you spect if no one reply you dumb ass? (2 Nov 2011)
Teoalida: Which visitor are you and which part/thing of website is so shitty? Your english is shit too! (2 Nov 2011)
Koco: Ignore this NameTs. this guy is talikng rubbish. I find this website interesting. (19 Dec 2011)
Teoalida: Yes, website interesting, BUT I found later some broken links, probably this made him angry, if he would tell me exactly where is the problem, instead of swearing, I could fix immediately (20 Dec 2011)

Funny offline messages got in email

From: miss cleo <[email protected]>
URL: https://www.teoalida.com/category/fun/
hello darling this is cleo miss cleo what city u calling from your a libra arentcha osteoperosis runs in family remember the pill positive thing things happn 4 a reason

From: miss cleo <[email protected]>
URL: https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/hdb-floor-plans/#comments
i love you!!!!

Who is this “Miss Cleo” who sent me 2 crazy messages? What do you want from me? I tried to reply but you didn’t left a VALID email! I posted them here, maybe you will see them and reply!

Someone from Japan visit my website about Singapore and ask about India

Chat started on Wednesday, October 19, 2016 9:33:14 AM
Country: Japan
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/hdbprices/

(9:33:14 AM) *** Visitor 57813300 has joined the chat ***
(9:33:16 AM) teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(9:33:36 AM) Visitor 57813300: hi
(9:33:47 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:33:49 AM) Teoalida: what’s up
(9:33:57 AM) Visitor 57813300: ntg
(9:34:10 AM) Visitor 57813300: i need some info
(9:34:15 AM) Visitor 57813300: advice as well
(9:34:44 AM) Teoalida: ask me
(9:36:22 AM) Visitor 57813300: i want to buy a 2 BHK flat in 5 floor apartment, and i has choice of only 5th floor east facing flat of 1200 sft because remaining floor flats are sold out
(9:36:49 AM) Visitor 57813300: and cost is 35 lakhs
(9:36:53 AM) Visitor 57813300: in Hyderabad
(9:37:35 AM) Visitor 57813300: so,,,,its a good choice of buying or not? and the location of flat is very near to all
(9:38:10 AM) Teoalida: I see you being from Japan, visiting my website about Singapore, but ask a question about India… how crazy is this?
(9:38:26 AM) Visitor 57813300: hahaha
(9:38:29 AM) Visitor 57813300: ok,,,bye
(9:38:41 AM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/world/india
(9:39:02 AM) Teoalida: I have a small article about India… but can’t advice about buying properties
(9:43:49 AM) Teoalida: may I know what keywords you searched on google to find my website?
(10:00:16 AM) Visitor 57813300: i hate this site
(10:00:34 AM) Visitor 57813300: bye
(10:00:46 AM) Teoalida: Everyone in Singapore loves it
(10:01:09 AM) Visitor 57813300: hum
(10:01:24 AM) Teoalida: I have 800 daily visitors of which 500 from Singapore
(10:07:27 AM) *** Visitor 57813300 has left ***

You want my services or you promote your services?

Chat started on Friday, February 17, 2017 1:55:20 PM
Country: Pakistan
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/page/2/

(1:55:20 PM) *** Visitor 15018238 has joined the chat ***
(1:55:21 PM) Visitor 15018238: i dont plan of shopping mall ground and first floor plan
(1:55:41 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:55:48 PM) Teoalida: don’t?
(1:56:00 PM) Visitor 15018238: want
(1:56:55 PM) Teoalida: I have imagination to design residential buildings… or do you have a JPG plan and need me to convert to AutoCAD?
(1:58:19 PM) Visitor 15018238: convert to autocad
(1:58:46 PM) Teoalida: hmm… let’s see your drawing that need to be converted
(1:59:28 PM) Visitor 15018238: send me image of plan i can make it on autocad
(1:59:31 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/design/papertocad/
(1:59:53 PM) Teoalida: you want my service or you offer service for me?
(2:00:22 PM) *** Visitor 15018238 has left ***

Totally off-topic question

Chat started on Thursday, March 16, 2017 3:40:36 PM
Country: India
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/category/world/

(3:40:36 PM) *** Visitor 44352328 has joined the chat ***
(3:40:37 PM) Visitor 44352328: i want a job in singapore
(3:40:55 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:40:58 PM) Teoalida: so… how I can help?
(3:42:50 PM) Visitor 44352328: i want some company names and their mail id to pass my resume.
(3:42:59 PM) Visitor 44352328: can you help me.
(3:43:40 PM) Teoalida: What are your skills? in what fields do you want a job?
(3:45:13 PM) Visitor 44352328: i have completed BE Civil and MBA in HRM i want in civil field
(3:46:45 PM) Teoalida: It’s funny how many off-topic question I get from indians. Just because I run a website about Singapore real estate means that I know civil engineering companies in this country? (people from other country don’t ask such questions)
(3:47:20 PM) Teoalida: in case you want to know procedure to get a job… http://www.livinginsingapore.org/7-easy-steps-to-find-work-in-singapore/
(3:58:48 PM) *** Visitor 44352328 has left ***

I want a penis

Chat started on Friday, July 07, 2017 3:22:57 PM
Country: Australia
Page URL: http://teoalida.webs.com/webscomtipsandtricks.htm

(3:22:57 PM) *** Visitor 68122749 has joined the chat ***
(3:22:59 PM) teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(3:23:12 PM) Visitor 68122749: penis
(3:23:23 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:23:25 PM) Teoalida: what do you want?
(3:23:33 PM) Visitor 68122749: some penis
(3:23:46 PM) Teoalida: are you gay?
(3:23:52 PM) Visitor 68122749: maybe
(3:23:56 PM) Visitor 68122749: are you ?
(3:24:29 PM) Teoalida: anyway, if you don’t need any real help from me, I’m gonna END this chat
(3:24:43 PM) Visitor 68122749: i need help
(3:24:48 PM) Visitor 68122749: getting some penis
(3:24:50 PM) Visitor 68122749: ?
(3:24:55 PM) Visitor 68122749: do you have one
(3:25:35 PM) Visitor 68122749: ?
(3:26:18 PM) *** Visitor 68122749 has left ***

Chat started on Friday, July 07, 2017 3:26:51 PM

(3:26:51 PM) *** Visitor 1499430390 has joined the chat ***
(3:26:51 PM) Visitor 1499430390: penis ?
(3:26:55 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:27:02 PM) Teoalida: do you want a /ban ?
(3:27:16 PM) Visitor 1499430390: Um. . . no just some penis
(3:27:17 PM) Visitor 1499430390: 🙁
(3:27:33 PM) Teoalida: don’t message me again if you aren’t interested in my services or anything related with website topic
(3:27:49 PM) Visitor 1499430390: this is a porn site right >
(3:27:50 PM) Visitor 1499430390: ? *
(3:27:59 PM) Visitor 1499430390: how come i can’t get no penis
(3:28:34 PM) Teoalida: you’re a big fucking idiot to call my site porn
(3:28:49 PM) Visitor 1499430390: that’s what i see ?
(3:29:13 PM) Visitor 1499430390: but anyway i am not here for that !
(3:29:18 PM) Visitor 1499430390: i just want some penis
(3:30:43 PM) *** Visitor 1499430390 has left ***

Chat started on Friday, July 07, 2017 3:34:07 PM

(3:34:07 PM) *** Visitor 1499430390 has joined the chat ***
(3:34:07 PM) Visitor 1499430390: see no penis ?
(3:34:26 PM) Visitor 1499430390: :'(
(3:35:21 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:35:24 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/
(3:35:30 PM) Teoalida: don’t send me such messages again
(3:35:45 PM) *** Visitor 1499430390 has left ***

Someone from Canada wants to be president of North Korea

Chat started on Tuesday, August 15, 2017 10:39:42 PM
Country: Canada
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

(10:39:42 PM) *** Visitor 19523656 has joined the chat ***
(10:39:44 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(10:39:52 PM) Visitor 19523656: how do i run for leader of north korea ?
(10:40:07 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(10:40:10 PM) Teoalida: why do yo ask me this?
(10:40:32 PM) Visitor 19523656: to be elected
(10:41:28 PM) Teoalida: the next leader can be only the son of current leader
(10:41:47 PM) Teoalida: no real elections there
(10:42:18 PM) Visitor 19523656: they have elections , last guy got 100% of the votes
(10:43:26 PM) Teoalida: yeah… so-called election where you can vote for a single person. you have no other choice. you just need to stamp him regardless you love or hate
(10:44:56 PM) Visitor 19523656: they need new ideas and better leadership ,i can provide that
(10:45:24 PM) Teoalida: do it if you can
(10:45:35 PM) Visitor 19523656: ok , thankyou.
(10:46:17 PM) Teoalida: if you are North Korean, even if working in government, and you provide an idea that is against communism, Kim will kill you
(10:46:33 PM) Teoalida: if you are foreigner and able to contact North Korea government they will ignore you
(10:47:06 PM) Visitor 19523656: they are not making it easy
(10:48:47 PM) Teoalida: http://edition.cnn.com/2017/02/27/asia/kim-jong-nam-north-korea-killed/index.html
(10:49:00 PM) Teoalida: this happen if someone, even your brother, is against you
(10:49:12 PM) Visitor 19523656: indeed
(10:50:39 PM) Visitor 19523656: he must know he will lose his job and life if he goes too far
(10:52:23 PM) *** Visitor 19523656 has left ***

Odd request: email database

Chat started on Thursday, August 17, 2017 11:36:08 AM
Country: India
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/spam-from-india-web-development-seo-services/

(11:36:08 AM) *** Visitor 53733766 has joined the chat ***
(11:36:10 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(11:42:06 AM) Visitor 53733766: Email list gets dense
(11:42:18 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:42:18 AM) Teoalida: ?
(11:43:03 AM) Teoalida: what are you talking about?
(11:43:18 AM) Visitor 53733766: Need email data
(11:43:41 AM) Teoalida: what email data?
(11:44:52 AM) Visitor 53733766: email list
(11:45:00 AM) Teoalida: emails of who?
(11:45:37 AM) Teoalida: seeing your city… Noida, the center of indian IT industry, are you looking to SPAM emails of website owners or somwthing else?
(11:47:23 AM) Visitor 53733766: uk us au ca ka email list
(11:47:46 AM) Teoalida: emails of WHO?????
(11:48:28 AM) Visitor 53733766: seo ka
(11:48:56 AM) Teoalida: SEO companies?
(11:49:01 AM) Teoalida: anyway, how I cabn hel
(11:49:14 AM) Teoalida: anyway, how I can help you? what makes you to think that I sell email lists?
(11:49:39 AM) Visitor 53733766: No matter what
(11:49:42 AM) Teoalida: regarding SEO I have few dozens or hundreds of email addresses of the Indian SEO companies who SPAM my email
(11:52:09 AM) Visitor 53733766: May email marketing keeps us asking for sleep design that you will not do
(11:54:39 AM) Teoalida: I don’t understand this message
(11:54:47 AM) Teoalida: what sleep design
(12:16:02 PM) *** Visitor 53733766 has left ***

odd question

Chat started on Sunday, August 20, 2017 12:30:38 PM
Country: Russia
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/thesims/

(12:30:38 PM) *** Visitor 70311676 has joined the chat ***
(12:30:40 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there, welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(12:31:39 PM) Visitor 70311676: hi
(12:31:44 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:31:46 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(12:33:03 PM) Visitor 70311676: it”s your girl liza
(12:33:14 PM) Teoalida: what girl are you talking about?
(12:33:30 PM) Visitor 70311676: about liza koshy
(12:33:40 PM) Visitor 70311676: she’s youtuber
(12:33:58 PM) Teoalida: how is this related with my website subject?
(12:35:17 PM) *** Visitor 70311676 has left ***

Idiot Singaporean ask for website link of Google Maps!

Chat started on Wednesday, September 06, 2017 6:44:57 AM
Country: Singapore
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/hdbfloorplans/

(6:44:57 AM) *** Visitor 15900256 has joined the chat ***
(6:44:59 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(6:46:13 AM) Visitor 15900256: any south west facing house in Toa p
(6:46:29 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:46:34 AM) Teoalida: look in google maps
(6:46:45 AM) Visitor 15900256: any south west facing house in Toa Payoh?
(6:48:35 AM) Visitor 15900256: Blk 232 Ang Mo Kio Ave 3 facing south, south east or south west.
(6:48:42 AM) Visitor 15900256: please advise
(6:49:11 AM) Teoalida: if you need to check orientation of a block, just check Google Maps, don’t need to ask me for that
(6:49:42 AM) Visitor 15900256: have checked but unable to tell
(6:50:22 AM) Visitor 15900256: please specify which website . can provide website please
(6:50:56 AM) Teoalida: https://maps.google.com/ or what website do you want?
(6:51:27 AM) Visitor 15900256: thank you
(6:52:12 AM) Teoalida: just opened Google Earth and I see that block 223 is 3-sided block
(6:52:31 AM) Teoalida: or do you need an agent to find a flat for sale?
(7:11:05 AM) *** Visitor 15900256 has left ***

Nigerian scammer

The fact that he landed in North Korea page then clicked Contact page, and asked such question like buying an apartment despite that I am NOT real estate agent and North Korean apartments cannot be purchased, indicate that he is most likely a scammer tired of sending emails so try his luck on websites. I sent him an email but never replied.

Chat started on Thursday, September 07, 2017 12:28:26 PM
Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/about/contact/

(12:28:26 PM) *** Visitor 91059212 has joined the chat ***
(12:28:28 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(12:35:16 PM) Visitor 91059212: My name is Capt.Vikram Sharma , I am interested in your listed Apartment and want to buy and more. I wish to solicit your assistance in buying and investing in real estate in your country. Please email me back here([email protected]) for more communication and arrangement.
(12:35:33 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:35:35 PM) Teoalida: in which country?
(12:37:01 PM) *** Visitor 91059212 has left ***

Visitor of Car Database page asking inappropriate things

Chat started on Thursday, October 05, 2017 10:31:33 PM
Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/

(10:31:33 PM) *** Visitor 84086985 has joined the chat ***
(10:31:35 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… are you looking for a specific database? you are welcome for a chat!
(10:32:18 PM) Visitor 84086985: only if you will touch tips with me
(10:32:30 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(10:32:30 PM) Teoalida: ?
(10:32:39 PM) Visitor 84086985: I want gay sexual intercourse
(10:32:59 PM) Teoalida: how is this related with website content?
(10:33:11 PM) Visitor 84086985: i saw naked dude in the data sheet
(10:34:59 PM) *** Visitor 84086985 has left ***

Idiot mistaking my real estate website with a restaurant

Chat started on Wednesday, October 11, 2017 1:43:46 PM
Country: Philippines
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/

(1:43:46 PM) *** Visitor 3400100 has joined the chat ***
(1:43:46 PM) Visitor 3400100: yow
(1:43:53 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:43:53 PM) Teoalida: ?
(1:45:13 PM) Visitor 3400100: Do you have
(1:45:46 PM) Visitor 3400100: fried chicken & cheese burger?
(1:46:04 PM) Teoalida: how is your question related to my website content?
(1:46:23 PM) Visitor 3400100: I want to order fried chicken man
(1:46:46 PM) Teoalida: then call a restaurant and STOP having fun on customer service line
(1:47:08 PM) Visitor 3400100: why?
(1:48:07 PM) Teoalida: because I work in real estate and architecture
(1:48:50 PM) Teoalida: can I post your chat in https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/ ?
(1:49:34 PM) *** Visitor 3400100 has left ***

Please send me… but no email address left?

Chat started on Monday, October 16, 2017 3:11:58 PM
Country: India
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/

(3:11:58 PM) *** Visitor 15823520 has joined the chat ***
(3:11:58 PM) Visitor 15823520: hi
(3:12:15 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:12:17 PM) Teoalida: hello\
(3:12:30 PM) Visitor 15823520: please send house dwg for my mail id
(3:12:44 PM) Visitor 15823520: size 20×40
(3:12:48 PM) Visitor 15823520: 30×60
(3:12:51 PM) Visitor 15823520: 20×45
(3:12:57 PM) Visitor 15823520: 15×30
(3:13:30 PM) Teoalida: Do you own multiple plots of land?
(3:13:52 PM) *** Visitor 15823520 has left ***

Confusing

Chat started on Monday, October 23, 2017 9:37:56 AM
Countr: Oman
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/

(9:37:56 AM) *** Visitor 27860704 has joined the chat ***
(9:37:56 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(9:43:26 AM) Visitor 27860704: how to use this site?
(9:43:39 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:43:44 AM) Teoalida: what is the confusion more exactly?
(9:43:51 AM) Visitor 27860704: is it possible to do floor plan here
?
(9:44:04 AM) Teoalida: are you referring at map?
(9:44:47 AM) Teoalida: map currently contains floor plans for pre-1980 blocks, the red dots, but I am working at it and soon will have floor plans for all blocks to present
(9:45:11 AM) Teoalida: or you can tell me a block number and I will search in my collection if I have any floor plan from that block
(9:56:54 AM) Teoalida: still here?
(9:57:50 AM) Teoalida: I though that you are referring at map of Singapore blocks with floor plans… are you instead looking for architecture services?
(10:35:20 AM) *** Visitor 27860704 has left ***

Idiot confusing my architecture website with an escort agency

Country: Philippines
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/

Chat started on Sunday, November 05, 2017 6:35:28 AM

(6:35:28 AM) *** Visitor 17279006 has joined the chat ***
(6:35:29 AM) Visitor 17279006: hi!
(6:35:29 AM) Visitor 17279006: hi!
(6:35:40 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:35:44 AM) Teoalida: hello
(6:35:59 AM) Visitor 17279006: I want girl from singapore
(6:36:21 AM) Teoalida: does my website looks like escort agency or what?
(6:36:46 AM) Visitor 17279006: my friend told me to find here
(6:37:18 AM) Teoalida: which friend was this joking kid?
(6:37:33 AM) Visitor 17279006: i want girl from singapore
(6:38:10 AM) Teoalida: since you are NOT interested in real estate and architecture I’m gonna END this chat
(6:40:09 AM) *** Visitor 17279006 has left ***

Chat started on Sunday, November 05, 2017 11:20:50 AM

(11:20:50 AM) *** Visitor 51229974 has joined the chat ***
(11:20:50 AM) Visitor 51229974: hi i am looking for singapore girl
(11:22:17 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:22:23 AM) Teoalida: contact an escort website, NOT ME
(11:22:55 AM) Visitor 51229974: can you send me link
(11:24:11 AM) Teoalida: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=singapore+escorts
(11:24:17 AM) *** Visitor 51229974 has left ***

Indian girl asking inappropriate things: SEX

I have no idea how did she found my website but looks that she just opened website and ask something inappropriate

Country: India
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/

Chat started on Friday, November 17, 2017 11:07:03 AM

(11:07:03 AM) *** Visitor 56286544 has joined the chat ***
(11:07:03 AM) Visitor 56286544: Hi
(11:07:11 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:07:12 AM) Teoalida: hello
(11:07:22 AM) Visitor 56286544: Call me
(11:07:33 AM) Visitor 56286544: 80 dollars an hour
(11:07:42 AM) Visitor 56286544: Immense pleasure
(11:07:45 AM) Teoalida: Excuse me? What are you looking for?
(11:08:00 AM) Visitor 56286544: Sex
(11:08:14 AM) Visitor 56286544: You a boy or a girl?
(11:08:23 AM) Teoalida: boy, why?
(11:08:35 AM) Visitor 56286544: Looking for sex
(11:08:53 AM) Visitor 56286544: I am very horny right now
(11:09:07 AM) Visitor 56286544: Pls help me
(11:09:18 AM) Visitor 56286544: For you it’s free
(11:09:30 AM) Teoalida: in 5 years of customer service I haven’t seen such idiot
(11:09:34 AM) Visitor 56286544: Are you free?
(11:09:43 AM) Teoalida: you’re one of the funniest people ever met
(11:09:56 AM) Teoalida: Can I post this chat in https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/ ?
(11:10:02 AM) Visitor 56286544: Why am I am idiot
(11:10:06 AM) Visitor 56286544: An
(11:10:20 AM) Visitor 56286544: I really want sex
(11:10:35 AM) Visitor 56286544: My name is Emily
(11:10:48 AM) Visitor 56286544: Do not post it
(11:11:05 AM) Visitor 56286544: Tell me are you free
(11:11:23 AM) Teoalida: I am a busy businessman
(11:11:41 AM) Teoalida: not interested in sex with strangers
(11:12:00 AM) Visitor 56286544: You have missed an opportunity of having sex for the first time
(11:12:19 AM) Visitor 56286544: I know you are avirgin
(11:12:25 AM) Visitor 56286544: Me too
(11:12:26 AM) Teoalida: how do you know that I didn’t had sex already with my girlfriend?
(11:12:46 AM) Visitor 56286544: Cause you are an asshole
(11:14:47 AM) *** Visitor 56286544 has left ***

Indian customer cannot explain what he wants from me?

Country: India
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/

Chat started on Friday, February 16, 2018 9:05:55 PM

(9:05:55 PM) *** Visitor 3680154 has joined the chat ***
(9:05:55 PM) Visitor 3680154: hello are you there
(9:06:01 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:06:02 PM) Teoalida: of course
(9:06:12 PM) Visitor 3680154: hi sir
(9:06:19 PM) Visitor 3680154: how r u ?
(9:06:29 PM) Teoalida: who are you? returning customer?
(9:07:02 PM) Visitor 3680154: no i am new customer dear
(9:07:10 PM) Teoalida: so how I can help you?
(9:07:22 PM) Visitor 3680154: yes sure
(9:08:13 PM) Visitor 3680154: which data avl your website ?
(9:08:26 PM) Teoalida: a variety… what are you looking for?
(9:09:24 PM) Visitor 3680154: ok
(9:09:54 PM) Visitor 3680154: how much price database?
(9:10:13 PM) Teoalida: which database are you referring to?
(9:10:18 PM) Visitor 3680154: which variety avl?
(9:10:56 PM) Teoalida: Are you related with someone from Ahmedabad who contacted me few minutes ago trying to trick me to give free a paid database?
(9:12:16 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/database/index/
(9:12:51 PM) Visitor 3680154: no
(9:13:57 PM) Visitor 3680154: i am paid customer …. what are you saing i am not understand
(9:14:14 PM) Teoalida: what do you want to pay for?
(9:14:37 PM) Visitor 3680154: yes
(9:18:35 PM) Visitor 3680154: hello
(9:18:59 PM) Teoalida: Can you explain WHAT DATA do you want to pay for?
(9:19:22 PM) Visitor 3680154 has rated the chat Bad
(9:20:09 PM) Teoalida: why do you rate chats as bad?
(9:20:12 PM) *** Visitor 3680154 has left ***

Fuck me please… I need to die, killing myself

Country: Saudi Arabia
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/india/

Chat started on Saturday, March 24, 2018 9:55:38 PM

(9:55:38 PM) *** Visitor 44031139 has joined the chat ***
(9:55:40 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(9:55:52 PM) Visitor 44031139: Hi
(9:56:08 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:56:11 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(9:56:18 PM) Visitor 44031139: Not much what about you
(9:57:00 PM) Visitor 44031139: I need some help
(9:57:06 PM) Teoalida: with?
(9:57:11 PM) Visitor 44031139: Fight Me
(9:57:14 PM) Visitor 44031139: woops
(9:57:16 PM) Visitor 44031139: wrong person
(9:57:25 PM) Visitor 44031139: So as I was saying
(9:57:27 PM) Visitor 44031139: I need hlp
(9:57:29 PM) Visitor 44031139: *help
(9:58:02 PM) Visitor 44031139: Can you help me here?
(9:58:11 PM) Teoalida: help with….???
(9:58:24 PM) Visitor 44031139: Fucking fight me bitch
(9:58:29 PM) Visitor 44031139: oh wrong person again
(9:58:47 PM) Visitor 44031139: I can’t find the area where it shows the percentages of people who have houses in India
(9:58:52 PM) Teoalida: are you trying to have fun on customer service chat?
(9:58:54 PM) Visitor 44031139: can you tell me where I can find it
(9:59:00 PM) Visitor 44031139: no
(9:59:08 PM) Visitor 44031139: I have a project due tomorrow
(9:59:08 PM) Teoalida: ownership ratio?
(9:59:17 PM) Visitor 44031139: yes
(9:59:51 PM) Teoalida: indeed my website don’t state this
(9:59:53 PM) Teoalida: but check this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_home_ownership_rate
(10:00:41 PM) Teoalida: and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_states_ranking_by_families_owning_house
(10:01:06 PM) Visitor 44031139: Thank You For your service. Now fuck me.
(10:01:14 PM) Visitor 44031139: Right chat
(10:01:18 PM) Visitor 44031139: lemme check
(10:01:20 PM) Visitor 44031139: Yep
(10:01:22 PM) Visitor 44031139: Right chat
(10:01:31 PM) Teoalida: you’re soooo funny
(10:01:34 PM) Visitor 44031139: ikr
(10:01:41 PM) Visitor 44031139: now fuck me please
(10:02:16 PM) Visitor 44031139: Thanks Now bye
(10:02:18 PM) Visitor 44031139: I need to die
(10:02:23 PM) Visitor 44031139: brb killing myself
(10:02:28 PM) Teoalida: why???
(10:02:44 PM) Visitor 44031139: because my teacher gives me too much work
(10:02:46 PM) Visitor 44031139: I cant stand this
(10:02:51 PM) Visitor 44031139: I get like 4 projects a week
(10:03:16 PM) Teoalida: how your schoolmates handle such cases?
(10:04:23 PM) Visitor 44031139: oh, One commited suicide the others are smart lads and im a dumb fuck
(10:04:43 PM) Teoalida: what reason is this to commit suicide?
(10:04:52 PM) Visitor 44031139: Well gtg
(10:04:57 PM) Visitor 44031139: Cya in Hell
(10:05:58 PM) *** Visitor 44031139 has left ***

Very weird enquiry: VIAGRA database

Country: Anonymous Proxy
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/database/phonenumbers/

Chat started on Thursday, April 05, 2018 4:20:56 PM

(4:20:56 PM) *** Visitor 99714472 has joined the chat ***
(4:20:58 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… are you looking for a specific database? you are welcome for a chat!
(4:38:19 PM) Visitor 99714472: Hello!
(4:38:29 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(4:38:31 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(4:38:50 PM) Visitor 99714472: Is there a database of people taking Viagra?
(4:39:06 PM) Teoalida: do you like having fun on customer service chats?
(4:39:25 PM) Visitor 99714472: I’m interested in the base of men 45-65 years. How much will it cost 1000 phone numbers? Do you give numbers for the test? How can I pay? In what format do you provide such databases?
(4:39:29 PM) Visitor 99714472: Is there a database of people taking Viagra?
(4:39:47 PM) Teoalida: I don’t have any database of phone numbers
(4:39:47 PM) Visitor 99714472: this is a serious question
(4:39:56 PM) Teoalida: I have database of phones (products)
(4:40:02 PM) Teoalida: as well as real estate and car databases
(4:40:37 PM) Visitor 99714472: Sory) Thank you!
(4:40:41 PM) Visitor 99714472 has rated the chat Good
(4:41:09 PM) Teoalida: Since you said viagra I though that you’re a kid having fun… now I realize that you’re serious but this is one of the weirdest serious questions ever got
(4:41:45 PM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/database/index/
(4:43:54 PM) *** Visitor 99714472 has left ***

“im interested in your services” but don’t say anything else?

Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/

Chat started on Thursday, May 10, 2018 6:27:29 PM

(6:27:29 PM) *** Visitor 28445800 has joined the chat ***
(6:27:29 PM) Visitor 28445800: hello
(6:27:37 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:27:37 PM) Teoalida: hi
(6:28:01 PM) Visitor 28445800: hey
(6:28:10 PM) Visitor 28445800: how’s it going
(6:28:21 PM) Teoalida: who are you>?
(6:28:32 PM) Visitor 28445800: i want to meet you 🙂
(6:28:56 PM) Visitor 28445800: oh shit sorry wrong website
(6:29:09 PM) Teoalida: excuse me? are you interested in my business services or you just want to have dating fun on chat?
(6:29:41 PM) Visitor 28445800: im interested in your services
(6:30:52 PM) Visitor 28445800: hello?
(6:31:16 PM) Teoalida: just say what do you need… if you really need something
(6:33:52 PM) Teoalida: ????????????
(6:36:51 PM) Teoalida: ARE YOU STILL HERE????!!!!!
(6:51:40 PM) *** Visitor 28445800 has left ***

Can anyone understand this broken english?

Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/

Chat started on Friday, May 25, 2018 9:28:53 PM

(9:28:53 PM) *** Visitor 28509859 has joined the chat ***
(9:28:53 PM) Visitor 28509859: 2014 sonada mic
(9:29:05 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:29:05 PM) Teoalida: ?
(9:29:15 PM) Visitor 28509859: micleft side morrow
(9:29:28 PM) Visitor 28509859: Left side mirrow
(9:29:48 PM) Visitor 28509859: mirrowon 2014 sonoda
(9:30:16 PM) Teoalida: write proper spelling if you want to be understood
(9:30:31 PM) Visitor 28509859: sonoda 2014
(9:31:05 PM) Visitor 28509859: penny self
(9:31:07 PM) Teoalida: what is sonoda?
(9:32:06 PM) Visitor 28509859: Miubeshe cant spell it
(9:32:07 PM) Teoalida: have you checked my database samples to see what I am selling?
(9:32:26 PM) Visitor 28509859: itno
(9:33:06 PM) *** Visitor 28509859 has left ***

Burgers and girls

Country: Philippines
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/

Chat started on Tuesday, June 19, 2018 5:15:46 PM

(5:15:46 PM) *** Visitor 23640939 has joined the chat ***
(5:15:47 PM) Visitor 23640939: Hi
(5:15:58 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:15:59 PM) Teoalida: hello
(5:16:15 PM) Visitor 23640939: How are you?
(5:16:32 PM) Teoalida: who are you? returning customer?
(5:17:42 PM) Visitor 23640939: Do you have fries and burgers and girls?
(5:18:17 PM) Teoalida: LOL, I remember someone asking same thing on 11 october 2017
(5:18:23 PM) Teoalida: I posted his chat in https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/
(5:18:28 PM) Teoalida: and I guess that you’re same troll
(5:19:30 PM) Visitor 23640939: Ano pulos sa kwarta kon ikumpara mo sa tao sa china?
(5:19:53 PM) Teoalida: I don’t speak tagalog
(5:20:41 PM) Visitor 23640939: No. Im speaking ilonggo
(5:21:02 PM) Visitor 23640939: Do you have girls
(5:21:30 PM) Teoalida: If you have any business collaboration, let me know, if you want to talk about girls, talk with someone else please
(5:22:43 PM) Visitor 23640939: U know zia walker, hottest girl in the Philippines.
(5:32:09 PM) *** Visitor 23640939 has left ***

Stupid question: penis pills

Country: Canada
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Sunday, September 09, 2018 12:10:39 PM

(12:10:39 PM) *** Visitor 61096376 has joined the chat ***
(12:10:41 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… may I know what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on website, drop here a message!
(12:11:18 PM) Visitor 61096376: im looking for male private enhancing pills?
(12:13:20 PM) Auto-respond @ 2 min: Seems that operator is busy or out of office for a moment. Please leave your email address and when I come back I answer via email in case you are no longer in chat.
(12:14:57 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:15:08 PM) Teoalida: just woke up… sound volume was low from night
(12:15:26 PM) Teoalida: and you’re an idiot making jokes in wrong place
(12:16:25 PM) Visitor 61096376: im sorry sir i have not found th e congo dick supplement ive been searching for it is quite rare and i have trouble finding have a great day
(12:16:59 PM) Teoalida: don’t you see that my website is about housing? why do you ask this question HERE?
(12:17:01 PM) *** Visitor 61096376 has left ***

Probably a kid talking non-sense just to waste my time

He is from Mexico and opened Housing in India page and ask for a house in Spain, a clear hint that is a PRANK.

Country: Mexico
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/india/

Chat started on Friday, September 21, 2018 6:19:51 PM

(6:19:51 PM) *** Visitor 62619079 has joined the chat ***
(6:19:53 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… may I know what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on website, drop here a message!
(6:31:13 PM) Visitor 62619079: hi
(6:31:40 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:31:42 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(6:32:14 PM) Visitor 62619079: Do you want toe be my friend?
(6:32:24 PM) Visitor 62619079: to*
(6:33:25 PM) Teoalida: if we have some business to do, maybe
(6:33:36 PM) Visitor 62619079: please
(6:34:05 PM) Visitor 62619079: Yes I have
(6:34:17 PM) Visitor 62619079: <3
(6:34:29 PM) Teoalida: just say what do you need from me?
(6:34:52 PM) Visitor 62619079: I need a lot of you
(6:36:32 PM) Visitor 62619079: I need the prices of tose houses
(6:36:38 PM) Visitor 62619079: those*
(6:37:08 PM) Teoalida: price to design them, price to rent, price to purchase or what?
(6:37:59 PM) Visitor 62619079: I will explain to you
(6:39:05 PM) Visitor 62619079: I am a huseband and I lie to my wife
(6:39:14 PM) Visitor 62619079: I have two wifes
(6:39:26 PM) Visitor 62619079: And I need two houses
(6:39:56 PM) Visitor 62619079: Can you help me, to rent a house
(6:39:59 PM) Visitor 62619079: ?
(6:40:48 PM) Teoalida: where?
(6:41:46 PM) Visitor 62619079: In Spain
(6:41:58 PM) Visitor 62619079: I live in Spain
(6:42:09 PM) Teoalida: you appear to be in Mexico
(6:42:21 PM) Visitor 62619079: Mexico-Spain
(6:42:27 PM) Visitor 62619079: Is a town here
(6:42:32 PM) Teoalida: and you sound like a little kid who want to talk with someone just because is bored, but don’t know what to talk and say these non-sense stuff
(6:42:50 PM) Visitor 62619079: Mmmm
(6:42:55 PM) Visitor 62619079: Is a bad service
(6:43:17 PM) Visitor 62619079: I will report you
(6:43:24 PM) Teoalida: report where?
(6:43:32 PM) Visitor 62619079: In the police
(6:44:04 PM) Teoalida: I have customers PAYING me to do various projects…. if you aren’t paying anything do me a favor and don’t disturb me again
(6:44:23 PM) Visitor 62619079: I don´t want to disturbing you
(6:44:36 PM) Visitor 62619079: I ONLY WANT A HOUSE
(6:44:49 PM) Visitor 62619079: What´s the problem of tha?
(6:44:57 PM) Visitor 62619079: that*
(6:45:09 PM) Teoalida: and how I can help you in this?
(6:45:40 PM) Visitor 62619079: Can you rent me a house
(6:45:46 PM) Visitor 62619079: ¿
(6:45:55 PM) Visitor 62619079 has rated the chat Bad
(6:46:11 PM) Teoalida: first, I am NOT from Spain, then I am not real estate agent
(6:46:35 PM) *** Visitor 62619079 has left ***

Probably a kid chatting non-sense

Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/database/screenresolution/

Chat started on Wednesday, October 10, 2018 5:14:52 PM

(5:14:52 PM) *** Visitor 98010547 has joined the chat ***
(5:14:54 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… are you looking for a specific database? you are welcome for a chat!
(5:15:21 PM) Visitor 98010547: I need a database
(5:15:35 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:15:35 PM) Teoalida: with?
(5:15:43 PM) Visitor 98010547: data
(5:15:47 PM) Visitor 98010547: my personal data
(5:16:16 PM) Teoalida: I don’t understand… can you give me an example what data do you need?
(5:16:31 PM) Visitor 98010547: Please I am depressed and I do not want to be like the boy from the Netherlands
(5:17:13 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/database/index
(5:17:36 PM) Visitor 98010547: is that a virus? is my computer now infected?
(5:17:58 PM) Teoalida: honestly you sound like an idiot kid who wants to have fun in WRONG place
(5:18:17 PM) Visitor 98010547: I haven’t visited a website and had someone engage me in a chat like this before
(5:18:18 PM) Teoalida: if you aren’t purchasing any database or interested in any service, DON’T DISTURB ME
(5:18:31 PM) Visitor 98010547: I didn’t start the chat you did!
(5:18:47 PM) Teoalida: greeting appear at everyone to catch potential customers
(5:19:08 PM) Visitor 98010547: A tip to get customers is not to write on your website about how you make teens kill themselves
(5:20:27 PM) Teoalida: where did I wrote that? stop talking bullshit
(5:20:38 PM) Visitor 98010547: Under weird stuff from your life
(5:20:55 PM) Teoalida: A 14-year old boy from Netherlands visited The Sims section of my website
(5:20:57 PM) Teoalida: ooohhh
(5:21:03 PM) Teoalida: I forgot that this page is here
(5:21:09 PM) Teoalida: let me set to private
(5:21:19 PM) Visitor 98010547: lolololol very professional
(5:21:27 PM) Teoalida: I made it public sometime ago to show to someone.. then forgot to make it private again
(5:21:41 PM) Teoalida: anyway, customers DO NOT click Weird stuff menu
(5:22:05 PM) Visitor 98010547: you should separate your personal stuff from your business stuff
(5:22:27 PM) Teoalida: they are hidden pages
(5:22:27 PM) Teoalida: and if documenting a suicide case makes YOU to kill yourself, you have mental problems
(5:23:07 PM) Visitor 98010547: they are not hidden at all, they are on the main menu on the top of your website
(5:23:41 PM) Visitor 98010547: lol you also have funny chats with other customers
(5:24:17 PM) Teoalida: and you’re so funny too, can I post your chat to show to others how someone reacted when seeing a chatbox for first time?
(5:24:51 PM) Visitor 98010547: I could post your website as an example of how not to run a web business
(5:25:53 PM) Teoalida: regarding how to run a business I prefer to listen advice from other businessmen and from my own customers, NOT from kids
(5:27:05 PM) Visitor 98010547: Funny how you think I’m the child when you’re the one acting like one
(5:28:03 PM) Teoalida: what is your age?
(5:28:25 PM) *** Visitor 98010547 has left ***

Looking for your mother

Country: Singapore
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/hdbfloorplans/

Chat started on Friday, October 12, 2018 12:31:36 PM

(12:31:36 PM) *** Visitor 1180581 has joined the chat ***
(12:31:38 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… may I know what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on website, drop here a message!
(12:31:46 PM) Visitor 1180581: looking for ur mother
(12:31:52 PM) Visitor 1180581: bye
(12:31:53 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:32:04 PM) Teoalida: you looking to have fun on chats? go elsewhere
(12:32:21 PM) Visitor 1180581: nope just wanted to see how HDB works
(12:32:25 PM) Teoalida: don’t message me if you don’t need any serious help
(12:32:31 PM) Visitor 1180581: well i just did
(12:32:41 PM) Visitor 1180581 has rated the chat Good
(12:33:08 PM) Visitor 1180581 commented: “very helpful”
(12:36:40 PM) *** Visitor 1180581 has left ***

Potential customer or a kid looking to have fun?

Country: Canada
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/

Chat started on Sunday, October 14, 2018 12:07:00 PM

(12:07:00 PM) *** Visitor 30916263 has joined the chat ***
(12:07:00 PM) Visitor 30916263: how are you
(12:07:08 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:07:13 PM) Teoalida: working as everyday
(12:07:31 PM) Visitor 30916263: what are you doing
(12:07:46 PM) Teoalida: a variety of projects… do you have any business proposal?
(12:10:49 PM) Teoalida: ?
(12:11:31 PM) Visitor 30916263: I do not know anything regarding business proposal
(12:12:07 PM) Teoalida: what are you looking for?
(12:12:31 PM) Visitor 30916263: to find any way of businness
(12:13:46 PM) Teoalida: I can see you from Canada… earlier this year someone from Canada offered to employ me as designer in Chief Architect software, not sure if you are related with
(12:37:28 PM) *** Visitor 30916263 has left ***

Crazy customer or just a kid having fun?

Too bad he caught me away from computer, would have been interesting to talk with him a bit. I emailed at the address indicated but never replied, probably is NOT his email. He messaged me again later, but didn’t replied after my reply.

Chat started on Wednesday, October 24, 2018 4:48:51 PM

(4:48:51 PM) *** Visitor 93390715 has joined the chat ***
(4:48:52 PM) Visitor 93390715: How many houses can I buy?
(4:48:58 PM) Visitor 93390715: Is there a maximum number?
(4:49:02 PM) Visitor 93390715: Please help
(4:49:08 PM) Visitor 93390715: oh wait nevernimd
(4:49:09 PM) Visitor 93390715: bye
(4:49:13 PM) Visitor 93390715: have a good day
(4:50:12 PM) Visitor 93390715: what happens if i buy all the houses in singapore
(4:50:53 PM) Auto-respond @ 2 min: I may be busy or away from computer and not able to answer in time. Please leave an email address where I can contact you.
(4:54:26 PM) Visitor 93390715: [email protected]
(4:54:39 PM) Visitor 93390715: thanks
(4:55:01 PM) Visitor 93390715: I would really like to know if I can buy all the houses in singapore
(4:58:40 PM) *** Visitor 93390715 has left ***

Chat started on Thursday, October 25, 2018 12:35:36 AM

(12:35:36 AM) *** Visitor 93390715 has joined the chat ***
(12:35:36 AM) Visitor 93390715: hello?
(12:35:50 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:35:53 AM) Teoalida: welcome back
(12:35:59 AM) Teoalida: I sent you an email at the address you left
(12:38:33 AM) Teoalida: Excuse me? What do you mean “buy all houses in Singapore”?
Maybe you mean to buy DATABASE of all houses? here is it https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/buildingsdatabase/ …. not sure if this help you.
(12:48:44 AM) *** Visitor 93390715 has left ***

I am a businessman and you came there for… DATING?

Chat started on Wednesday, November 07, 2018 3:42:59 PM

Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/latinamerica/

(3:42:59 PM) *** Visitor 67163435 has joined the chat ***
(3:42:59 PM) Visitor 67163435: hi
(3:43:03 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:43:04 PM) Teoalida: hello
(3:43:13 PM) Visitor 67163435: how are u
(3:43:18 PM) Teoalida: working as usual
(3:43:22 PM) Teoalida: how I can help you?
(3:43:38 PM) Visitor 67163435: thats cool how old is u
(3:44:07 PM) Teoalida: 29 years old, why do you ask questions about personal info?
(3:44:29 PM) Visitor 67163435: like what
(3:44:52 PM) Visitor 67163435: you a guy or girl
(3:44:58 PM) Teoalida: guy
(3:45:09 PM) Visitor 67163435: thats cool
(3:46:02 PM) Visitor 67163435: you single ???
(3:46:36 PM) Teoalida: dear… what do you want from me?
(3:47:00 PM) Visitor 67163435: wym
(3:48:58 PM) Visitor 67163435: ?
(3:49:03 PM) Teoalida: what do you want from me????????
(3:49:36 PM) Visitor 67163435: your number??????????
(3:50:52 PM) Teoalida: if you have any business proposal please tell, if you came here for dating or and other stupid stuff please go somewhere else, I’m gonna END this chat
(3:52:35 PM) Visitor 67163435: I’am your boss and your not working here no moere
(3:52:40 PM) Visitor 67163435: more!
(3:52:48 PM) Visitor 67163435: good bye
(3:53:12 PM) Visitor 67163435 has rated the chat Bad
(3:53:33 PM) Visitor 67163435 commented: “he really rude and i don’t like him”
(3:53:38 PM) Visitor 67163435 has removed the chat rating
(3:53:45 PM) Teoalida: do you want me to ban your IP?
(3:53:56 PM) Teoalida: you messaged me yesterday too asking a vague question
(3:54:04 PM) Teoalida: please don’t disturb me again unecessarily
(3:54:23 PM) Visitor 67163435: boy bye getit work
(3:54:26 PM) Visitor 67163435: get
(3:55:06 PM) *** Visitor 67163435 has left ***

Trash chat

Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/latinamerica/

Chat started on Monday, January 07, 2019 10:37:06 PM

(10:37:06 PM) *** Visitor 42395273 has joined the chat ***
(10:37:08 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… may I know what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on website, drop here a message!
(10:50:22 PM) Visitor 42395273: ur trash
(10:50:28 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(10:50:31 PM) Teoalida: why do you say this?
(10:51:41 PM) Visitor 42395273: because its not what i asked for
(10:51:55 PM) Teoalida: you didn’t asked anything
(10:52:04 PM) Visitor 42395273: bet
(10:54:14 PM) Visitor 42395273: ok bye
(10:54:34 PM) Teoalida: don’t disturb me again if you don’t have any business proposal
(10:54:57 PM) Teoalida: or needing any professional consultation
(10:55:46 PM) Visitor 42395273: what does E= ?
(10:56:57 PM) Visitor 42395273: does it equal Mc squared
(10:58:00 PM) Teoalida: as you can see my website is about housing, so if you want to talk off-topic and childish stuff go elsewhere please
(11:02:28 PM) *** Visitor 42395273 has left ***

Dumb questions and threatening me to delete website

Country: Canada
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/

Chat started on Friday, March 08, 2019 9:03:53 PM

(9:03:53 PM) *** Visitor 14836439 has joined the chat ***
(9:03:53 PM) Visitor 14836439: can you find information on every countries in the world on this website?
(9:04:12 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:04:18 PM) Teoalida: perhaps you refer at https://www.teoalida.com/database/countries/ ?
(9:05:01 PM) Visitor 14836439: can i learn about belgium on here?
(9:07:07 PM) *** Visitor 14836439 has left ***

Chat started on Friday, March 08, 2019 9:07:45 PM

(9:07:45 PM) *** Visitor 75738595 has joined the chat ***
(9:07:46 PM) Visitor 75738595: is there only housing on this website?
(9:07:51 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:08:14 PM) Teoalida: housing is primary topic, but there’s few more topics I am interested in (and wrote articles about them)
(9:08:29 PM) Teoalida: what you were asking about Belgium few min ago?
(9:08:42 PM) Visitor 75738595: is there facts about all the countries in the world?
(9:09:04 PM) Teoalida: Here are https://www.teoalida.com/database/countries/
(9:09:20 PM) Teoalida: what do you want from me more exactly? you seems to ask noob questions
(9:11:37 PM) Visitor 75738595: are you single?
(9:12:14 PM) Teoalida: young and single
(9:12:19 PM) Teoalida: but why do you ask such personal questions?
(9:12:54 PM) Visitor 75738595: are you into dogs or cats?
(9:14:22 PM) Teoalida: Can you do me a favor and DON’T disturb me again with such dumb questions? let me to be contacted only by people who are interested in doing business with me. beside you I have 2 more people in chat
(9:17:19 PM) Visitor 75738595: I’m sorry my girl just left me and I don’t know what to do with my life.
(9:23:14 PM) Visitor 75738595: I actually have a question though
(9:24:02 PM) Visitor 75738595: how good is housing in china?
(9:24:34 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/world/china/ read it and don’t ask
(9:25:02 PM) Visitor 75738595: don’t ask what?
(9:27:48 PM) Visitor 75738595: i’m suing
(9:29:10 PM) Teoalida: feel free to read my website in silence WITHOUT messaging me
(9:30:26 PM) Visitor 75738595: i will always love you
(9:30:36 PM) Visitor 75738595: i will never forget you
(9:31:16 PM) Visitor 75738595: you will always be my longest relationship
(9:31:24 PM) *** Visitor 75738595 has left ***

Chat started on Friday, March 08, 2019 9:27:59 PM

(9:27:59 PM) *** Visitor 86207294 has joined the chat ***
(9:28:00 PM) Visitor 86207294: you’ve been sued
(9:28:15 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:28:25 PM) Teoalida: can you not open additional chats?
(9:28:31 PM) Teoalida: or I need to ban your IP
(9:28:58 PM) Teoalida: feel free to read my website in silence WITHOUT messaging me
(9:30:33 PM) Visitor 86207294: im sorry mam but your sued
(9:31:03 PM) Visitor 86207294: if you dont delete this website in 3 hours i will call athoroties
(9:31:06 PM) Visitor 86207294: bye
(9:31:24 PM) *** Visitor 86207294 has left ***

Disrespectful Singaporean, I answered his questions and he rate chat BAD

Chat started on Monday, March 18, 2019 4:44:58 AM

(4:44:58 AM) *** Visitor 21298576 has joined the chat ***
(4:44:58 AM) Visitor 21298576: what is a price for a 62 year old flat
(4:45:13 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(4:45:33 AM) Teoalida: you can check prices of nearby flats transacted in https://services2.hdb.gov.sg/webapp/BB33RTIS/BB33PReslTrans.jsp
(4:47:09 AM) Visitor 21298576: thanks
(4:47:50 AM) Visitor 21298576: hello are you still there
(4:48:05 AM) Teoalida: just say what do you need without asking if I am here
(4:49:00 AM) Visitor 21298576: how to tell whether my flat is getting sers
(4:49:43 AM) Teoalida: click your block on homepage www.teoalida.com I estimated SERS potential for every block and wrote in popup
(4:50:27 AM) Visitor 21298576: but it is not clear
(4:50:58 AM) Teoalida: and do you expect someone to tell you EXACTLY that your block will get SERS in 2021 or 2029? that’s not possible, nobody knows
(4:52:54 AM) Visitor 21298576: this flat is 265a compassvale link and it was built in 2007 how to tell whether my flat is getting sers
(4:53:23 AM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/serslist/
Nobody can answer WHEN a block will get SERS. Don’t ask such questions!
You cannot be sure that a block will be demolished except when the SERS site is announced. Instead, we can be sure which blocks will be NOT a be SERS site next 10-20 years.
(4:53:34 AM) Teoalida: what… you want SERS for a flat just 12 years old???????
(4:53:53 AM) Visitor 21298576: no
(4:54:33 AM) Teoalida: in case you don’t read news, MND announced VERS past year and said that only 5% of flats will get SERS, so probably these 2000s flats will get VERS in 2080s
(4:54:49 AM) Visitor 21298576: no
(4:55:11 AM) Visitor 21298576: vers and sers are not the same
(4:55:32 AM) Teoalida: anyway is hard to imagine myself how the world will look 50 years in the future… at least Singapore is a powerful economy and can replace blocks, but in Eastern Europe there are lots of blocks built in 1950-1990 that may collapse before economy is able to replace them
(4:56:50 AM) Visitor 21298576: just because your flat is not the same
(4:56:57 AM) Visitor 21298576: that it
(4:57:10 AM) Visitor 21298576 has rated the chat Bad
(4:57:52 AM) Teoalida: VERS and SERS indeed not the same, who said that is the same?
(4:58:04 AM) Visitor 21298576: you said that
(4:58:29 AM) Teoalida: 5% of flats will get SERS and remaining ones will get VERS when leases are nearly ending
(4:58:52 AM) Visitor 21298576 has removed the chat rating
(4:59:07 AM) Visitor 21298576: who know sers flat rate may go up still
(4:59:39 AM) Teoalida: we all hope this, but is unlikely HDB to raise rate of SERS sites
(4:59:55 AM) Visitor 21298576: still likely
(5:00:06 AM) Teoalida: if you would have read fuill page https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/serslist/ you would have understood why
(5:00:34 AM) Visitor 21298576: gay
(5:01:14 AM) Visitor 21298576: no reply end chat
(5:01:19 AM) Teoalida: may I know your age?
(5:01:32 AM) Visitor 21298576: forget it
(5:01:35 AM) Visitor 21298576 has rated the chat Bad
(5:01:45 AM) Teoalida: and which question I didn’t replied?
(5:02:21 AM) Visitor 21298576: you reply to late
(5:02:24 AM) Teoalida: you sound like a kid who got bored and just want to chat with someone, rather than a HDB owner needing professional consultation
(5:02:38 AM) Visitor 21298576: shut up
(5:02:50 AM) Teoalida: a serious person wouldn’t rate chat BAD or say “gay”
(5:03:17 AM) *** Visitor 21298576 has left ***

WTF is this… this visitor reply me what normally me should reply to visitors

Country: United Kingdom
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/

Chat started on Tuesday, April 16, 2019 6:42:56 PM

(6:42:56 PM) *** Visitor 51813007 has joined the chat ***
(6:42:58 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi, visitor from United Kingdom, what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on website, drop here a message!
(6:43:08 PM) Visitor 51813007: no thank you. just looking
(6:43:45 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:43:47 PM) Teoalida: looking for….?
(6:44:16 PM) Teoalida: how did you found my website? where you referred by a friend “come to teoalida.com if you want to….” ?
(6:45:00 PM) Visitor 51813007: please don’t disturb me. I am browsing.
(6:46:46 PM) Visitor 51813007: Hello. How can I help?
(6:47:09 PM) Teoalida: ?
(6:47:22 PM) Visitor 51813007: You are looking for specific database? I can help you.
(6:49:06 PM) Teoalida: just say what do you need from me… if you really need something. Because you start sounding more like a kid having fun than a potential business partner
(6:49:49 PM) Visitor 51813007: Which databases are you interested in? Please stop wasting time. I have other customers to speak with.
(6:50:31 PM) Teoalida: you want to buy a database from me or you’re also making databases?
(6:51:04 PM) Visitor 51813007: I assume you came here to buy a database from me?
(6:52:08 PM) Visitor 51813007: Ok I block you
(6:52:31 PM) Teoalida: you can’t block me
(6:52:41 PM) *** Visitor 51813007 has left ***

How to bomb Korea?

Country: Ghana
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/southkorea/

Chat started on Thursday, April 18, 2019 5:09:54 PM

(5:09:54 PM) *** Visitor 44152427 has joined the chat ***
(5:09:56 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi, visitor from Ghana, what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on website, drop here a message!
(5:18:11 PM) Visitor 44152427: i want a link
(5:18:20 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:18:23 PM) Teoalida: link to….?
(5:18:28 PM) Visitor 44152427: facebook
(5:18:43 PM) Visitor 44152427: on how to bomb korea
(5:19:12 PM) Teoalida: honestly, what do you want from me?
(5:19:39 PM) Visitor 44152427: send me a korea names
(5:20:24 PM) Teoalida: if all what you know is to talk non-sense, then just don’t disturb me again
(5:20:39 PM) Teoalida: read my website articles and if you have on-topic questions let me know
(5:21:19 PM) Visitor 44152427: yeah i have a lot of topic but i first i need you to give me an answer to my question
(5:25:20 PM) Visitor 44152427: i have a question
(5:31:51 PM) *** Visitor 44152427 has left ***

“12 years old and horny”

Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/india/

Chat started on Wednesday, May 01, 2019 10:20:18 PM

(10:20:18 PM) *** Visitor 24161972 has joined the chat ***
(10:20:20 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi, visitor from United States, what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on website, drop here a message!
(10:20:24 PM) Visitor 24161972: chodes
(10:20:30 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(10:20:32 PM) Teoalida: what?!
(10:29:07 PM) Visitor 24161972: theyre like short fat dicks
(10:30:18 PM) Teoalida: since does not seems that you are interested in what I offer on this website, can I end this chat?
(10:30:32 PM) Visitor 24161972: nah
(10:30:34 PM) Visitor 24161972: how’s your day going?
(10:30:51 PM) Teoalida: too busy
(10:31:04 PM) Teoalida: too many projects to do
(10:31:22 PM) Visitor 24161972: i feel that man it’s exam week
(10:31:31 PM) Visitor 24161972: writing a paper about indian housing for some reason
(10:31:49 PM) Teoalida: what age or grade are you?
(10:32:18 PM) Visitor 24161972: 12 years old and horny
(10:32:43 PM) Teoalida: Chat started on Sunday, April 28, 2019 7:32:19 PM

(7:32:19 PM) *** Visitor 87301519 has joined the chat ***
(7:32:21 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi, visitor from United States, what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on website, drop here a message!
(7:33:27 PM) Visitor 87301519: My 8 year old daughter is doing a research paper on India. Thank you for the helpful website.
(7:33:49 PM) Teoalida: seriously?
(7:33:59 PM) Teoalida: at 8 years old they are told to write about other countries?
(7:34:11 PM) Visitor 87301519: Yes. We homeschool 😉
(10:33:26 PM) Visitor 24161972: wild stuff man
(10:33:39 PM) Teoalida: in my country geography about own country starts in 4th grade, Europe geography at 5th grade and other continents at 6th grade
(10:34:20 PM) Teoalida: but if you are 12 year old and horny go look for some girls of your age on https://www.thepeopleimage.com/enter/ and don’t disturb me from doing my WORK
(10:42:11 PM) Teoalida: what are you doing?
(11:28:46 PM) *** Visitor 24161972 has left ***

Bored kid disturb me from doing my work with his fucking stupid non-sense messages

Country: India
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/chat/

Chat started on Thursday, May 02, 2019 12:14:53 AM

(12:14:53 AM) *** Visitor 28653835 has joined the chat ***
(12:14:53 AM) Visitor 28653835: Hi
(12:14:53 AM) Visitor 28653835: Hi
(12:15:05 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:15:07 AM) Teoalida: hello
(12:16:08 AM) Visitor 28653835 has changed their email address to ********@icloud.com.
(12:16:08 AM) Visitor 28653835 has changed their name to Parishah Agha.
(12:16:08 AM) Parishah Agha: So?
(12:16:28 AM) Parishah Agha has rated the chat Good
(12:16:29 AM) Teoalida: what are you looking for?
(12:16:51 AM) Parishah Agha: Mmmm….
(12:17:00 AM) Parishah Agha: nothing
(12:17:45 AM) Parishah Agha commented: “I like it👍”
(12:18:34 AM) Parishah Agha: Got any conversation to do?
(12:20:14 AM) Parishah Agha has changed the rating to Bad
(12:21:14 AM) Parishah Agha commented: “It’s so boreing and nobody’s talking to me!!!!”
(12:22:03 AM) Teoalida: honestly, what do you want from me?
(12:22:20 AM) Teoalida: you sound like a kid bored who want to talk with someone, rather than a customer interested in my services
(12:22:42 AM) Parishah Agha: Oh sorry
(12:22:54 AM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/contact/
(12:22:58 AM) Teoalida: Feel free to contact me if you have any enquiry about AutoCAD design, architecture, real estate, research, data mining and analysis, or any other field covered by articles of this website.
(12:23:28 AM) Teoalida: since you don’t have any of these, please don’t disturb me again. I have projects for paying customers on waiting list
(12:24:01 AM) Parishah Agha: Ok
(12:24:20 AM) Parishah Agha: i mam interested i
(12:25:09 AM) Parishah Agha: I am interested in your service
(12:25:52 AM) Parishah Agha: Don’t mind what I righted up please
(12:26:33 AM) Parishah Agha has changed the rating to Good
(12:28:03 AM) Parishah Agha commented: “amazing”
(12:33:01 AM) Parishah Agha: I’m leaving!!!!!! This is super lame!!!!And, I WAS a kid!!!By and no thank you!!!
(12:34:09 AM) Teoalida: Hope I won’t see you again
(12:39:56 AM) Parishah Agha has changed the rating to Bad
(12:41:03 AM) Parishah Agha commented: “👻👻👻👻I hate Stupid Teoalida👻👻”
(12:42:45 AM) *** Parishah Agha has left ***

WTF… someone ask me (architectural designer) to make a drawing of a woman (model in Philippines)

Country: Philippines
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/
Chat started on Monday, May 27, 2019 7:47:08 PM

(7:47:08 PM) *** Visitor 41429132 has joined the chat ***
(7:47:09 PM) Visitor 41429132: hi
(7:47:14 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:47:15 PM) Teoalida: hello
(7:47:35 PM) Visitor 41429132: how much for drawing
(7:47:48 PM) Teoalida: what do you want me to draw?
(7:48:03 PM) Visitor 41429132: titi
(7:48:38 PM) Teoalida: are you building a house?
(7:49:22 PM) Visitor 41429132: can you draw catriona gray without dress
(7:49:58 PM) Teoalida: I don’t understand…. what are you referring to?
(7:50:21 PM) Visitor 41429132: Can you draw catriona gray without dress full body
(7:50:43 PM) Teoalida: I drew over 100 houses and apartments buildings between 2008 and 2016, see https://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/
(7:50:55 PM) Teoalida: and now I have partner architects who do such drawings for my customers
(7:51:07 PM) Teoalida: are you interested in architectural design services?
(7:52:08 PM) Teoalida: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catriona_Gray how is this related with my profession of architectural designer?
(7:53:27 PM) *** Visitor 41429132 has left ***

Looking for a property but not decided about in which country to buy…

Country: India
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Sunday, June 30, 2019 2:20:08 PM

(2:20:08 PM) *** Visitor 34672354 has joined the chat ***
(2:20:10 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hello visitor from India, what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on my website, drop here a message!
(2:20:41 PM) Visitor 34672354: Expat citizenships
(2:20:53 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(2:20:58 PM) Teoalida: what do you need more exactly?
(2:21:10 PM) Visitor 34672354: Residential properties
(2:21:34 PM) Teoalida: do you want to buy property? where?
(2:21:49 PM) Visitor 34672354: Yes…..in countryside
(2:22:21 PM) Teoalida: I mean in which country
(2:22:45 PM) Visitor 34672354: Which country is your specialisation
(2:22:45 PM) Teoalida: I have agents selling properties in Singapore and Romania if you are interested
(2:23:37 PM) Visitor 34672354: I’m looking for country where on purchase of property,citizenship could be issued
(2:23:45 PM) Teoalida: And I feel surprised that you contact me asking about buying properties by visiting my article about North Korea, a country where home ownership is not existent
(2:24:19 PM) Visitor 34672354: I was just exploring the goodness of DPNK
(2:24:32 PM) Teoalida: goodness and not really
(2:24:50 PM) Teoalida: I also never heard about any immigration policy in North Korea
(2:24:53 PM) Visitor 34672354: it has got abundant minerals and natural resources..
(2:25:00 PM) Teoalida: and you… do you want to escape from India poverty? move to another country?
(2:25:23 PM) Visitor 34672354: Hmmm!! where r u positioned ..
(2:25:30 PM) Visitor 34672354: not really
(2:25:40 PM) Teoalida: I am from Romania but I do much business in Singapore
(2:25:57 PM) Visitor 34672354: So great of you….
(2:26:38 PM) Teoalida: I am not sure what advice to give you… first, do you have any savings, budget to buy a property?
(2:26:44 PM) Visitor 34672354: Iam looking for place with good climate snowfall etc…and
(2:26:56 PM) Visitor 34672354: Zero pollution
(2:27:28 PM) Visitor 34672354: Romania I really didn’t explore much
(2:27:50 PM) Teoalida: If you don’t have savings, you need to find a job first BEFORE choosing property
(2:29:02 PM) Visitor 34672354: Iam not looking for high end city ,but would be interested in future commercial town…
(2:29:35 PM) Visitor 34672354: based on technology advancement,ethics,culture
(2:31:47 PM) Teoalida: can you answer if you have budget to buy property or looking for a job?
(2:32:49 PM) Visitor 34672354: it would be based on location….I’m interested only in property which could lead to citizenship
(2:33:42 PM) Teoalida: I also don’t know rules about obtaining citizenship, in many countries you need A JOB to support yourself then you can apply for citizenship
(2:34:13 PM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/world read all country articles, they may help you understanding country differences
(2:49:55 PM) *** Visitor 34672354 has left ***

Dumb questions, probably a kid doing a school project, not a potential customer for property purchase

Country: Singapore
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/hdbprices/

Chat started on Thursday, July 04, 2019 1:40:08 PM

(1:40:08 PM) *** Visitor 29566116 has joined the chat ***
(1:40:09 PM) Visitor 29566116: how do i create the chart
(1:40:38 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:40:50 PM) Teoalida: do you have a website and want to create charts like mine, or what are you asking?
(1:41:06 PM) Visitor 29566116: i would like to create the charts using r program
(1:41:40 PM) Teoalida: I heard of R but never used it, why do you ask such software-specific questions here?
(1:42:03 PM) Visitor 29566116: its oka
(1:42:06 PM) Visitor 29566116: its okay
(1:42:13 PM) Teoalida: myself I make charts in Excel and on website using Visualizer: Tables and Charts Manager for WordPress
(1:42:22 PM) Visitor 29566116: what are some interesting insights about hdb resale prcies?
(1:42:27 PM) Visitor 29566116: i see!
(1:43:13 PM) Visitor 29566116: what are some interesting insights about hdb resale prcies?
(1:43:20 PM) Teoalida: just read my article, what do you want to know more exactly?
(1:43:44 PM) Visitor 29566116: what kind of factors affect hdb resale price?
(1:44:01 PM) Teoalida: supply and demand
(1:44:46 PM) Visitor 29566116: can i say that Prices fall faster in young towns than mature towns?
(1:44:57 PM) Visitor 29566116: is that the trend?
(1:45:43 PM) Teoalida: yes, look at my charts for 4-room and 5-room how the bottom towns felt sharply in 2013-2015 while top towns felt just a little
(1:46:04 PM) Visitor 29566116: which chart?
(1:46:46 PM) Visitor 29566116: how do you define a young and mature town?
(1:47:12 PM) Teoalida: mature towns are those with limited land available and supply of new flats is low
(1:47:48 PM) Teoalida: HDB have own classification of mature towns and non-mature towns, which you can see during SBF. Few years ago Tampines was moved from non-mature to mature
(1:49:01 PM) Visitor 29566116: what is the most important insight from your article?
(1:49:30 PM) Teoalida: may I know why do you ask these questions?
(1:49:36 PM) Teoalida: do you want to buy a HDB soon?
(1:49:46 PM) Visitor 29566116: yes
(1:50:13 PM) Teoalida: then instead of asking dumb questions, just tell me preferred locations, flat size and budget… so I can give you proper advices
(1:50:24 PM) Visitor 29566116 has rated the chat Bad
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Chat started on Thursday, July 04, 2019 1:51:49 PM

(1:51:49 PM) *** Visitor 67406854 has joined the chat ***
(1:51:49 PM) Visitor 67406854: insightful article
(1:52:05 PM) Visitor 67406854: im doing a project about hdb resale flat and came across your article
(1:52:09 PM) Visitor 67406854: can i ask some questions?
(1:52:22 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:52:36 PM) Teoalida: I don’t understand why you rate chat BAD, quit chat and start another chat
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Chat started on Thursday, July 04, 2019 2:06:13 PM

(2:06:13 PM) *** Visitor 29566116 has joined the chat ***
(2:06:13 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(2:06:14 PM) Teoalida: I don’t understand why you rate chat BAD, quit chat and start another chat. If you need info for buying a HDB flat I can provide few advices myself, if you need to make actual purchase, can help you my partner William Chui – +65 8111 5505 – [email protected]
(2:07:10 PM) *** Visitor 29566116 has left ***

I don’t understand anything here

Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/india/

Chat started on Wednesday, July 31, 2019 6:10:54 PM

(6:10:54 PM) *** Visitor 86266403 has joined the chat ***
(6:10:54 PM) Visitor 86266403: Report miamidade id fraud section a id scam 13054033222. Resident 593549352. Webpage email construction blok 7400nw26st 33126 ttyl handicapp resident
(6:11:02 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:11:07 PM) Teoalida: why do you send me this?
(6:11:14 PM) Teoalida: you don’t even write english correctly
(6:11:29 PM) Visitor 86266403: Disable resident
(6:11:40 PM) Teoalida: what do you want from me?
(6:12:04 PM) Visitor 86266403: Solutions 2 fraud scam
(6:12:27 PM) Visitor 86266403: Section a activity contracts references
(6:12:49 PM) Visitor 86266403: Send 2 ur assistince🚧
(6:13:02 PM) Teoalida: how I can assist you? I don’t understand
(6:13:31 PM) Visitor 86266403: 🚦foward tips 2 software
(6:14:50 PM) Teoalida: I don’t understand how your fraud scam is related with my housing & architecture website
(6:15:22 PM) Visitor 86266403: Shares
(6:15:38 PM) Visitor 86266403: Join section a
(6:17:51 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/about/aboutme/ if you need any of my projects / services please tell
(6:23:48 PM) *** Visitor 86266403 has left ***

What does mean “do you do states”

Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/database/phones/

Chat started on Tuesday, October 29, 2019 6:25:06 PM

(6:25:06 PM) *** Visitor 97880837 has joined the chat ***
(6:25:08 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hello visitor from United States, are you looking for a specific database? Let me know if I can help you!
(6:26:02 PM) Visitor 97880837: Hi do you do states
(6:26:11 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:26:14 PM) Teoalida: what states to do?
(6:26:21 PM) Visitor 97880837: texas georgia
(6:26:58 PM) Teoalida: what I need to do? explain more exactly
(6:27:33 PM) *** Visitor 97880837 has left ***

Someone start a chat with me to say that need NOTHING from me. So why did you started conversation?

Country: Algeria
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/europe/

Chat started on Saturday, November 23, 2019 12:26:09 AM

(12:26:09 AM) *** Visitor 58709852 has joined the chat ***
(12:26:09 AM) Visitor 58709852: Hi
(12:26:14 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:26:15 AM) Teoalida: hello
(12:26:28 AM) Visitor 58709852: How are you ?
(12:26:48 AM) Teoalida: working as everyday
(12:26:51 AM) Teoalida: why do you ask?
(12:27:09 AM) Visitor 58709852: I’m a doctor
(12:27:44 AM) Teoalida: and what do you need from me? how I can help you/
(12:28:06 AM) Visitor 58709852: I need nothing
(12:28:12 AM) Visitor 58709852: I’m justr asking for you
(12:28:19 AM) Visitor 58709852: Thank you
(12:28:29 AM) Visitor 58709852: Have a nice day
(12:28:35 AM) Teoalida: how did you found my website?
(12:29:06 AM) Visitor 58709852: Why you ask me this question ?
(12:29:26 AM) Teoalida: because is strange to come to someone website and contact him to say that need NOTHING from him
(12:30:20 AM) Teoalida: I think whenever you were searching specific keywords but can’t find it on my website and doubt if I can help you
(12:31:29 AM) Visitor 58709852: no I really don’t need help
Thank you anyway 🙂
(12:32:15 AM) Visitor 58709852 has rated the chat Good
(12:35:51 AM) *** Visitor 58709852 has left ***

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