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The FUNNIEST questions from people

Funny questions received via chat widget

This page shows the funniest and weirdest messages sent by website visitors. They are usually messages and questions that you should NOT ask to a customer support service.

Also please DO NOT contact me and talk funny, intending “to contribute” to website. The purpose of website NOT to make funny chats, but to show my works, primarily in architecture & real estate fields, and this page show funny chats that happened accidentally during running this website.


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Looking at my architecture works, but need… a GIRL from Philippines?

Wednesday, 29 Jan, 2014
Country: Saudi Arabia
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/
[15:22] (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message!
[15:23] Visitor: yes i need a girl from philippines
[15:23] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[15:23] Teoalida: You need a girl? LOL
[15:23] Visitor: female or woman lol
[15:24] Teoalida: Find a dating website…. here I offer house design services
[15:24] Visitor: Sorry.
[15:25] Teoalida: What was your google search?
[15:26] Visitor: yes i use google to search
[15:26] Teoalida: I mean what were your search words?
[15:27] Visitor: never mind – thank anyway
[15:28] Teoalida: Because it’s UNLIKELY that my website will appear if you are searching for girls…. I have lots of filipino visitors of which 40% contact me from Middle East looking for house plans to build when they return home. I though that you’re one of them
[15:28] Visitor has left the conversation

How to NOT ask a question

Who is Alice?

Monday, 11 Feb, 2013
Country: Singapore, City: Singapore
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/
Google search: www.teoalida.com
[1:59] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! Can I help you with anything? drop here a message!
[2:01] Visitor: Who am i?
[2:01] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[2:01] Teoalida: lol?
[2:02] Visitor: Are you Alice?
[2:02] Teoalida: Who is alice?
[2:02] Teoalida: “Hello from website admin!” is not clear enough?
[2:06] Teoalida: I see you searching site URL so I guess you visited me before… what are you looking for?
[2:06] Visitor has left the conversation

Asking for photos

Monday, 25 Feb, 2013
Country: Romania
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/category/about/
[24:49] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! Can I help you with anything? drop here a message!
[24:49] Visitor: some photos of you
[24:49] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[24:49] Teoalida: No photos here
[24:49] Visitor: where i can view
[24:50] Visitor: photos of you ?
[24:50] Teoalida: I don’t think that the photos of me are the most important thing
[24:51] Visitor: dickhead , bye
[24:51] Teoalida: Who the hell are you?
[24:51] Visitor has left the conversation

Buy chicken

Thursday, 14 Mar, 2013
Country: Canada
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/
[16:22] Visitor: Hello?
[16:22] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[16:22] Teoalida: hi
[16:22] Visitor is now known as Jefferson
[16:23] Jefferson: Do you know a good place to buy some chiken?
[16:23] Jefferson: chicken
[16:23] Teoalida: Go to supermarket
[16:23] Jefferson: ok thanks
[16:23] Teoalida: Why do you ask ME this?
[16:23] Jefferson: »No time sorry bye
[16:24] Teoalida: Is one of the weirdest questions from website visitors
[16:24] Jefferson has left the conversation

Vodafone

Friday, 15 Mar, 2013
Country: India
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/
[13:57] Visitor: me vodafone ki flate plan k bare me janana chahta hu
[13:57] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[13:57] Teoalida: Can you speak english?
[13:58] Visitor has left the conversation

VERY WEIRD CASE… I see his google search was “vodafone sim flate scheme” and I tried to search same thing, my website doesn’t appear at all in search result… how he came to MY website? Google BUG?

Bad language

Tuesday, 25 Jun, 2013
Country: Singapore
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/singapore/btolist/
[17:24] Visitor: Hello
[17:25] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[17:25] Teoalida: Hi
[17:25] Visitor: Who are u
[17:25] Teoalida: The only admin of this site
[17:25] Teoalida: isn’t obvious?
[17:25] Visitor: You are a fucker
[17:25] Teoalida: Do you have a LEGIT reason to say that?
[17:25] Visitor: ok
[17:26] Visitor has left the conversation

Bad language again

Friday, 5 Jul, 2013
Country: Singapore
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/singapore/btolist/
[17:42] Visitor 15621915: Hello
[17:42] Visitor 15621915 is now known as Visitor
[17:42] Visitor: How much 4 room
[17:42] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[17:42] Teoalida: how much what?
[17:43] Visitor: For punggol
[17:43] Visitor: whatpunggol what u fucker
[17:43] Teoalida: Number of 4-room units available, prices or… if prices, they are around 300k
[17:43] Teoalida: And why you talk such way?
[17:44] Teoalida: HDB Website > Sale launches… to see exact prices
[17:44] Visitor has left the conversation
[17:44] Teoalida: I do not keep in mind EVERY price
[17:44] * You are not in a chat *

Weird question

Chat started on Wednesday, December 24, 2014 9:32:42 PM
Country: United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/thesims/category/lots/

(9:32:42 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(9:32:47 PM) chat support @ teoalida.com: Hello and welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need anything or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(9:33:19 PM) Visitor: hi can you give me some advice
(9:33:21 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:33:25 PM) Teoalida: for?
(9:33:58 PM) Visitor: well someone told my crush i go out with them an dhe found out now everyone thinks im the bad guy
(9:34:51 PM) Teoalida: hmm.. what are you talkin about?
(9:35:37 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

Asking for marriage

Chat started on Saturday, January 03, 2015 7:45:57 PM
Country: France
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/games/caesar3/

(7:45:57 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(7:46:01 PM) chat support – teoalida.com: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(7:46:36 PM) Visitor: will you marry me?
(7:47:06 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:47:06 PM) Teoalida: how old are you?
(7:47:28 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

Another idiot looking for females

Chat started on Sunday, April 17, 2016 11:38:54 PM
Country: France
Page URL: http://teoalida.webs.com/webscomreview.htm

(11:38:54 PM) *** Visitor 90853422 has joined the chat ***
(11:38:56 PM) teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(11:39:12 PM) Visitor 90853422: are you a woman ?
(11:39:27 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:39:32 PM) Teoalida: a man… what importance have?
(11:39:43 PM) Visitor 90853422: I need a woman
(11:40:11 PM) Teoalida: then why are you on my website about webdesign? go on facebook or adultfriendfinder
(11:40:25 PM) Visitor 90853422: I’m hungry
(11:41:32 PM) Visitor 90853422: If you are not a woman you can not do anything for my prick
(11:41:52 PM) Teoalida: and if I was woman… what I could do ONLINE?
(11:42:20 PM) *** Visitor 90853422 has left ***

Been “recommend by a friend” to ask about… homosexuality?

Chat started on Friday, May 06, 2016 4:42:13 PM
Country: United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/

(4:42:13 PM) *** Visitor 44278805 has joined the chat ***
(4:42:13 PM) Visitor 44278805: hey i need some help with my project on LGBT culture
(4:42:40 PM) Visitor 44278805: plz help
(4:42:40 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(4:42:42 PM) Teoalida: hmm?
(4:42:56 PM) Visitor 44278805: i am in desperate need of some pointers
(4:43:33 PM) Visitor 44278805: this is a massive project and would like some “special assistance”
(4:43:42 PM) Visitor 44278805: can u provide?
(4:44:03 PM) Teoalida: regarding cars?
(4:44:18 PM) Visitor 44278805: no regarding the state of the homosexual male
(4:44:41 PM) Teoalida: oh lol I though that you’re same person that was 30 min ago
(4:45:00 PM) Teoalida: then how my architecture & database website is related with homosexuality?
(4:45:40 PM) Visitor 44278805: i think i am lost, can u redirect me to a helpful source?
(4:46:03 PM) Teoalida: how did you found my website?
(4:46:23 PM) Visitor 44278805: friend recommended it
(4:46:31 PM) Teoalida: Don’t know where to redirect you because don’t know what are you looking for…. maybe Wikipedia will help?
(4:46:49 PM) Visitor 44278805: cringe! this is a serious project i need something better than wikipedia
(4:46:53 PM) Visitor 44278805: >_<
(4:46:53 PM) Teoalida: which friend would recommend an architecture website for that?
(4:47:32 PM) Visitor 44278805: You have been PRANKED! plz like and subscribe my channel :DDDDD
(4:47:41 PM) Visitor 44278805 has rated the chat Good
(4:47:58 PM) Visitor 44278805 commented: “phenomenal sevice, but questioned my sexuality”
(4:48:00 PM) Teoalida: You’re sooo funny
(4:48:10 PM) Visitor 44278805: wow after i left a good comment
(4:48:16 PM) Teoalida: This chat worth posting in http://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/
(4:48:20 PM) Teoalida: and what channel?
(4:49:21 PM) Visitor 44278805: thats confindential
(4:49:49 PM) Visitor 44278805: have a nice day
(4:50:21 PM) Teoalida: what is confidential?
(4:50:23 PM) *** Visitor 44278805 has left ***

Funny comments left in sidebar chatbox

NameTs: Did i say you got a shit website? what d you spect if no one reply you dumb ass? (2 Nov 2011)
Teoalida: Which visitor are you and which part/thing of website is so shitty? Your english is shit too! (2 Nov 2011)
Koco: Ignore this NameTs. this guy is talikng rubbish. I find this website interesting. (19 Dec 2011)
Teoalida: Yes, website interesting, BUT I found later some broken links, probably this made him angry, if he would tell me exactly where is the problem, instead of swearing, I could fix immediately (20 Dec 2011)

Funny offline messages got in email

From: miss cleo <miss_cleo@ymail.com>
URL: http://www.teoalida.com/category/fun/
hello darling this is cleo miss cleo what city u calling from your a libra arentcha osteoperosis runs in family remember the pill positive thing things happn 4 a reason

From: miss cleo <psychic_gurl@ymail.com>
URL: http://www.teoalida.com/singapore/hdb-floor-plans/#comments
i love you!!!!

Who is this “Miss Cleo” who sent me 2 crazy messages? What do you want from me? I tried to reply but you didn’t left a VALID email! I posted them here, maybe you will see them and reply!

Someone from Japan visit my website about Singapore and ask about India

Chat started on Wednesday, October 19, 2016 9:33:14 AM
Country: Japan
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/singapore/hdbprices/

(9:33:14 AM) *** Visitor 57813300 has joined the chat ***
(9:33:16 AM) teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(9:33:36 AM) Visitor 57813300: hi
(9:33:47 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:33:49 AM) Teoalida: what’s up
(9:33:57 AM) Visitor 57813300: ntg
(9:34:10 AM) Visitor 57813300: i need some info
(9:34:15 AM) Visitor 57813300: advice as well
(9:34:44 AM) Teoalida: ask me
(9:36:22 AM) Visitor 57813300: i want to buy a 2 BHK flat in 5 floor apartment, and i has choice of only 5th floor east facing flat of 1200 sft because remaining floor flats are sold out
(9:36:49 AM) Visitor 57813300: and cost is 35 lakhs
(9:36:53 AM) Visitor 57813300: in Hyderabad
(9:37:35 AM) Visitor 57813300: so,,,,its a good choice of buying or not? and the location of flat is very near to all
(9:38:10 AM) Teoalida: I see you being from Japan, visiting my website about Singapore, but ask a question about India… how crazy is this?
(9:38:26 AM) Visitor 57813300: hahaha
(9:38:29 AM) Visitor 57813300: ok,,,bye
(9:38:41 AM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/world/india
(9:39:02 AM) Teoalida: I have a small article about India… but can’t advice about buying properties
(9:43:49 AM) Teoalida: may I know what keywords you searched on google to find my website?
(10:00:16 AM) Visitor 57813300: i hate this site
(10:00:34 AM) Visitor 57813300: bye
(10:00:46 AM) Teoalida: Everyone in Singapore loves it
(10:01:09 AM) Visitor 57813300: hum
(10:01:24 AM) Teoalida: I have 800 daily visitors of which 500 from Singapore
(10:07:27 AM) *** Visitor 57813300 has left ***

You want my services or you promote your services?

Chat started on Friday, February 17, 2017 1:55:20 PM
Country: Pakistan
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/page/2/

(1:55:20 PM) *** Visitor 15018238 has joined the chat ***
(1:55:21 PM) Visitor 15018238: i dont plan of shopping mall ground and first floor plan
(1:55:41 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:55:48 PM) Teoalida: don’t?
(1:56:00 PM) Visitor 15018238: want
(1:56:55 PM) Teoalida: I have imagination to design residential buildings… or do you have a JPG plan and need me to convert to AutoCAD?
(1:58:19 PM) Visitor 15018238: convert to autocad
(1:58:46 PM) Teoalida: hmm… let’s see your drawing that need to be converted
(1:59:28 PM) Visitor 15018238: send me image of plan i can make it on autocad
(1:59:31 PM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/design/papertocad/
(1:59:53 PM) Teoalida: you want my service or you offer service for me?
(2:00:22 PM) *** Visitor 15018238 has left ***

Totally off-topic question

Chat started on Thursday, March 16, 2017 3:40:36 PM
Country: India
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/category/world/

(3:40:36 PM) *** Visitor 44352328 has joined the chat ***
(3:40:37 PM) Visitor 44352328: i want a job in singapore
(3:40:55 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:40:58 PM) Teoalida: so… how I can help?
(3:42:50 PM) Visitor 44352328: i want some company names and their mail id to pass my resume.
(3:42:59 PM) Visitor 44352328: can you help me.
(3:43:40 PM) Teoalida: What are your skills? in what fields do you want a job?
(3:45:13 PM) Visitor 44352328: i have completed BE Civil and MBA in HRM i want in civil field
(3:46:45 PM) Teoalida: It’s funny how many off-topic question I get from indians. Just because I run a website about Singapore real estate means that I know civil engineering companies in this country? (people from other country don’t ask such questions)
(3:47:20 PM) Teoalida: in case you want to know procedure to get a job… http://www.livinginsingapore.org/7-easy-steps-to-find-work-in-singapore/
(3:58:48 PM) *** Visitor 44352328 has left ***

I want to buy a house in North Korea

Chat started on Friday, March 17, 2017 3:54:19 PM
Country: United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

(3:54:19 PM) *** Visitor 29790715 has joined the chat ***
(3:54:20 PM) Visitor 29790715: I want to buy a house
(3:54:35 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:54:43 PM) Teoalida: Do you think that I am real estate agent?
(3:54:48 PM) Visitor 29790715: yes
(3:54:54 PM) Teoalida: I am not!
(3:55:00 PM) Visitor 29790715: yes you are
(3:55:25 PM) Teoalida: and I can see you being looking in North Korea page… don’t say that you want to buy in this country which have no legal home ownership
(3:55:47 PM) Visitor 29790715: oh sorry\
(3:56:27 PM) *** Visitor 29790715 has left ***

Idiot asking a stupid question then insulting me

Chat started on Thursday, May 18, 2017 9:49:38 PM
Country: United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

(9:49:38 PM) *** Visitor 75102644 has joined the chat ***
(9:49:38 PM) Visitor 75102644: hey
(9:49:41 PM) Visitor 75102644: I need help
(9:49:47 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:49:49 PM) Teoalida: with?
(9:50:03 PM) Visitor 75102644: I am looking for a house in North Korea
(9:50:45 PM) Visitor 75102644: are you real estate agent?
(9:50:59 PM) Teoalida: North Korea don’t even have real estate marke
(9:51:02 PM) Teoalida: t
(9:51:09 PM) Teoalida: government owns all houses
(9:51:13 PM) Visitor 75102644: Bruh your grammar sucks asssss
(9:51:22 PM) Visitor 75102644: I know that durrrrr
(9:51:25 PM) Visitor 75102644: Your dumb
(9:51:28 PM) Visitor 75102644: Peace out
(9:51:58 PM) Teoalida: if you came here to insult me rather than ask nicely for help, i’m gonna END this chat
(9:52:07 PM) Visitor 75102644: NOOOOO
IM SORRY
(9:52:09 PM) Visitor 75102644: I LOVE YOU
(9:52:19 PM) Visitor 75102644: I was joking with you honey
(9:53:01 PM) *** Visitor 75102644 has left ***

I want a penis

Chat started on Friday, July 07, 2017 3:22:57 PM
Country: Australia
Page URL: http://teoalida.webs.com/webscomtipsandtricks.htm

(3:22:57 PM) *** Visitor 68122749 has joined the chat ***
(3:22:59 PM) teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(3:23:12 PM) Visitor 68122749: penis
(3:23:23 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:23:25 PM) Teoalida: what do you want?
(3:23:33 PM) Visitor 68122749: some penis
(3:23:46 PM) Teoalida: are you gay?
(3:23:52 PM) Visitor 68122749: maybe
(3:23:56 PM) Visitor 68122749: are you ?
(3:24:29 PM) Teoalida: anyway, if you don’t need any real help from me, I’m gonna END this chat
(3:24:43 PM) Visitor 68122749: i need help
(3:24:48 PM) Visitor 68122749: getting some penis
(3:24:50 PM) Visitor 68122749: ?
(3:24:55 PM) Visitor 68122749: do you have one
(3:25:35 PM) Visitor 68122749: ?
(3:26:18 PM) *** Visitor 68122749 has left ***

Chat started on Friday, July 07, 2017 3:26:51 PM

(3:26:51 PM) *** Visitor 1499430390 has joined the chat ***
(3:26:51 PM) Visitor 1499430390: penis ?
(3:26:55 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:27:02 PM) Teoalida: do you want a /ban ?
(3:27:16 PM) Visitor 1499430390: Um. . . no just some penis
(3:27:17 PM) Visitor 1499430390: 🙁
(3:27:33 PM) Teoalida: don’t message me again if you aren’t interested in my services or anything related with website topic
(3:27:49 PM) Visitor 1499430390: this is a porn site right >
(3:27:50 PM) Visitor 1499430390: ? *
(3:27:59 PM) Visitor 1499430390: how come i can’t get no penis
(3:28:34 PM) Teoalida: you’re a big fucking idiot to call my site porn
(3:28:49 PM) Visitor 1499430390: that’s what i see ?
(3:29:13 PM) Visitor 1499430390: but anyway i am not here for that !
(3:29:18 PM) Visitor 1499430390: i just want some penis
(3:30:43 PM) *** Visitor 1499430390 has left ***

Chat started on Friday, July 07, 2017 3:34:07 PM

(3:34:07 PM) *** Visitor 1499430390 has joined the chat ***
(3:34:07 PM) Visitor 1499430390: see no penis ?
(3:34:26 PM) Visitor 1499430390: :'(
(3:35:21 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:35:24 PM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/
(3:35:30 PM) Teoalida: don’t send me such messages again
(3:35:45 PM) *** Visitor 1499430390 has left ***

Someone from Canada wants to be president of North Korea

Chat started on Tuesday, August 15, 2017 10:39:42 PM
Country: Canada
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

(10:39:42 PM) *** Visitor 19523656 has joined the chat ***
(10:39:44 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(10:39:52 PM) Visitor 19523656: how do i run for leader of north korea ?
(10:40:07 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(10:40:10 PM) Teoalida: why do yo ask me this?
(10:40:32 PM) Visitor 19523656: to be elected
(10:41:28 PM) Teoalida: the next leader can be only the son of current leader
(10:41:47 PM) Teoalida: no real elections there
(10:42:18 PM) Visitor 19523656: they have elections , last guy got 100% of the votes
(10:43:26 PM) Teoalida: yeah… so-called election where you can vote for a single person. you have no other choice. you just need to stamp him regardless you love or hate
(10:44:56 PM) Visitor 19523656: they need new ideas and better leadership ,i can provide that
(10:45:24 PM) Teoalida: do it if you can
(10:45:35 PM) Visitor 19523656: ok , thankyou.
(10:46:17 PM) Teoalida: if you are North Korean, even if working in government, and you provide an idea that is against communism, Kim will kill you
(10:46:33 PM) Teoalida: if you are foreigner and able to contact North Korea government they will ignore you
(10:47:06 PM) Visitor 19523656: they are not making it easy
(10:48:47 PM) Teoalida: http://edition.cnn.com/2017/02/27/asia/kim-jong-nam-north-korea-killed/index.html
(10:49:00 PM) Teoalida: this happen if someone, even your brother, is against you
(10:49:12 PM) Visitor 19523656: indeed
(10:50:39 PM) Visitor 19523656: he must know he will lose his job and life if he goes too far
(10:52:23 PM) *** Visitor 19523656 has left ***

Odd request: email database

Chat started on Thursday, August 17, 2017 11:36:08 AM
Country: India
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/spam-from-india-web-development-seo-services/

(11:36:08 AM) *** Visitor 53733766 has joined the chat ***
(11:36:10 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(11:42:06 AM) Visitor 53733766: Email list gets dense
(11:42:18 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:42:18 AM) Teoalida: ?
(11:43:03 AM) Teoalida: what are you talking about?
(11:43:18 AM) Visitor 53733766: Need email data
(11:43:41 AM) Teoalida: what email data?
(11:44:52 AM) Visitor 53733766: email list
(11:45:00 AM) Teoalida: emails of who?
(11:45:37 AM) Teoalida: seeing your city… Noida, the center of indian IT industry, are you looking to SPAM emails of website owners or somwthing else?
(11:47:23 AM) Visitor 53733766: uk us au ca ka email list
(11:47:46 AM) Teoalida: emails of WHO?????
(11:48:28 AM) Visitor 53733766: seo ka
(11:48:56 AM) Teoalida: SEO companies?
(11:49:01 AM) Teoalida: anyway, how I cabn hel
(11:49:14 AM) Teoalida: anyway, how I can help you? what makes you to think that I sell email lists?
(11:49:39 AM) Visitor 53733766: No matter what
(11:49:42 AM) Teoalida: regarding SEO I have few dozens or hundreds of email addresses of the Indian SEO companies who SPAM my email
(11:52:09 AM) Visitor 53733766: May email marketing keeps us asking for sleep design that you will not do
(11:54:39 AM) Teoalida: I don’t understand this message
(11:54:47 AM) Teoalida: what sleep design
(12:16:02 PM) *** Visitor 53733766 has left ***

odd question

Chat started on Sunday, August 20, 2017 12:30:38 PM
Country: Russia
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/thesims/

(12:30:38 PM) *** Visitor 70311676 has joined the chat ***
(12:30:40 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there, welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(12:31:39 PM) Visitor 70311676: hi
(12:31:44 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:31:46 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(12:33:03 PM) Visitor 70311676: it”s your girl liza
(12:33:14 PM) Teoalida: what girl are you talking about?
(12:33:30 PM) Visitor 70311676: about liza koshy
(12:33:40 PM) Visitor 70311676: she’s youtuber
(12:33:58 PM) Teoalida: how is this related with my website subject?
(12:35:17 PM) *** Visitor 70311676 has left ***

Idiot Singaporean ask for website link of Google Maps!

Chat started on Wednesday, September 06, 2017 6:44:57 AM
Country: Singapore
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/singapore/hdbfloorplans/

(6:44:57 AM) *** Visitor 15900256 has joined the chat ***
(6:44:59 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(6:46:13 AM) Visitor 15900256: any south west facing house in Toa p
(6:46:29 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:46:34 AM) Teoalida: look in google maps
(6:46:45 AM) Visitor 15900256: any south west facing house in Toa Payoh?
(6:48:35 AM) Visitor 15900256: Blk 232 Ang Mo Kio Ave 3 facing south, south east or south west.
(6:48:42 AM) Visitor 15900256: please advise
(6:49:11 AM) Teoalida: if you need to check orientation of a block, just check Google Maps, don’t need to ask me for that
(6:49:42 AM) Visitor 15900256: have checked but unable to tell
(6:50:22 AM) Visitor 15900256: please specify which website . can provide website please
(6:50:56 AM) Teoalida: https://maps.google.com/ or what website do you want?
(6:51:27 AM) Visitor 15900256: thank you
(6:52:12 AM) Teoalida: just opened Google Earth and I see that block 223 is 3-sided block
(6:52:31 AM) Teoalida: or do you need an agent to find a flat for sale?
(7:11:05 AM) *** Visitor 15900256 has left ***

Nigerian scammer

The fact that he landed in North Korea page then clicked Contact page, and asked such question like buying an apartment despite that I am NOT real estate agent and North Korean apartments cannot be purchased, indicate that he is most likely a scammer tired of sending emails so try his luck on websites. I sent him an email but never replied.

Chat started on Thursday, September 07, 2017 12:28:26 PM
Country: United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/about/contact/

(12:28:26 PM) *** Visitor 91059212 has joined the chat ***
(12:28:28 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(12:35:16 PM) Visitor 91059212: My name is Capt.Vikram Sharma , I am interested in your listed Apartment and want to buy and more. I wish to solicit your assistance in buying and investing in real estate in your country. Please email me back here(svikram07@yahoo.com) for more communication and arrangement.
(12:35:33 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:35:35 PM) Teoalida: in which country?
(12:37:01 PM) *** Visitor 91059212 has left ***

Nigerian sc

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