«

»

Oct 02

Ask help and run away!

Disclaimer: I publish ONLY few of the chats leading to nothing, and worth for laugh. Serious chats with people turning into customers will be kept confidential. Funniest parts in RED!
Disclaimer added after someone accused me “when you publish any chat, people know you might publish their chat. Might make them uncomfortable contacting you
Some people ignore the chat thinking that is a robot, publishing just few chats examples shows that the chat is real, thus they might contact me too.

Note: Please don’t consider these cases as lost customers or failure in customer services. Most of these people not interested in  my services, but just browsing multiple websites for ideas and free house plans. They may have found something better in another website and forgot me. But some of them are still funny how they asked for help from me then run away….

Best example!

That’s crazy, you are saying “yes please” then quit?
Does my messages made him angry or something?

Friday, 8 Nov, 2013
Country: Saudi Arabia
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/philippines/
[1:37] (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message!
[1:38] customer service @ teoalida.com (trigger): Hello from website admin! Here I also offer ideas and design services… can I help you with anything? Just drop here a message!
[1:39] Visitor: mgkano pa design ng 1 storey house
[1:40] Visitor: 2 bedrooms
[1:40] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[1:40] Teoalida: but can you speak only english?
[1:40] Visitor: 40 square meter
[1:40] Teoalida: give me length and width of land?
[1:41] Visitor: im not sure
[1:41] Teoalida: hmm…
[1:41] Teoalida: you bough land without knowing dimensions?
[1:42] Visitor: but i just want to build a 40squre meter house
[1:42] Teoalida: anyway, 40 sqm doesn’t seems enough for 2 bedrooms ON ONE FLOOR
[1:42] Teoalida: this fit in 4x10m land http://www.teoalida.com/design/Philippines-Tiny-House-floorplan.png
[1:43] Teoalida: but on single floor DON’T FIT http://www.teoalida.com/design/Philippines-Terraced-2-bedroom-floorplan.png
[1:43] Teoalida: do you need detailed construction drawings? fully-dimensioned, elevation, etc
[1:45] Visitor: yes
[1:45] Visitor: pls
[1:46] Teoalida: I can do detailed drawings too after clarifying all stuff

[1:46] Teoalida: so far looks an impossible project
[1:48] Teoalida: or… would you agree to violate the rule of 6 sqm minimal bedroom size?
[1:49] Visitor has left the conversation

One of the FUNNIEST customers

Ask a question and quit!

Don’t run away, I want to help you for FREE!

The pictured case happened on 31 December.
36 days later, on 5 February 2013 another american asked me same thing, this one explained me exactly how to recompile the database… one row for each model year instead of one row per model. I spent several days and created the Year-Make-Model Car Database, which currently generate several sales per month! Sweet!
By this way I realized that the guy from above photo wanted exactly same thing, which is also the TYPICAL format for american car market. But he ran away in a very FUNNY way instead of explaining what he wants!

Why do you ask for a house plan, if you leave the chat?

How I can design a customized house FOR HIM if I do not know HIS land size?

He visited me twice, 2 consecutive days, both times he quit right when I asked about land size.
I checked visitor list, he was looking in the page with floor plans of Singapore’s HDB apartments (single-floor) so I understand why he ask me for “floor plans with second floor”, BUT…

Monday, 11 Mar, 2013
Country: Philippines
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/
[16:00] Visitor: hello.good evening.. can i ask you a favor?
[16:00] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[16:00] Teoalida: yes
[16:01] Visitor: can you give me a link of floor plans with second foor?thank you.
[16:01] Teoalida: Do you mean 2-storey houses? see www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans
[16:01] * Visitor is now viewing http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/ *
[16:02] Teoalida: 20 houses in various size here…
[16:02] Visitor: is there any other link than this mam/ sir?
[16:02] Teoalida: Do you not like something?
[16:04] Teoalida: Better, just give me land size and how many bedrooms do you want and I design something specially for you
[16:04] Visitor: i would like to have four rooms.
[16:06] Teoalida: … and land size?
[16:14] Visitor: ofcourse.
[16:15] Teoalida: Without land size I can’t design… you can pick from the page, which is your favorite layout?
[16:16] Visitor has left the conversation

Tuesday, 12 Mar, 2013
Country: Philippines
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/
[15:02] Visitor: goodevening..
[15:02] Visitor: can i ask a favor?
[15:02] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[15:02] Teoalida: Why not?
[15:02] Visitor: please give me a link about floor plans with second floors?
[15:02] Teoalida: are you same person which I talked yesterday?
[15:03] Teoalida: I told you… www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans THERE ARE 20 house projects, more than half are 2-floor
[15:03] Visitor: yes.i’m sorry if i’m not able to leave my goodbye cause i’m in a hurry..
[15:03] * Visitor is now viewing http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/ *
[15:04] Visitor: thank you very much..i’ll talk to you later.. 🙂
[15:04] Teoalida: Or give me land size and I will design a custom house plan specially for you
[15:06] Teoalida: now looking in chat history… you left right after I asked you how big is your land
[15:08] Visitor has left the conversation

Ask help and run away before helping you!

I don’t understand why he solicited my help then ran away. Did I said anything bad?
Or, by looking at the time of each message, I guess that he was browsing multiple sites and found somewhere else… what?

Sunday, 21 Apr, 2013
Country: Iran, Islamic Republic of
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/
[22:55] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message!
[22:57] Visitor: Hello i want plan of residential.can u help me?
[22:57] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[22:57] Teoalida: Obviously… I design buildings
[22:59] Teoalida: Do you have land size and other requirements?
[23:01] Teoalida: ?
[23:04] Visitor: there is 15000 m
[23:05] Teoalida: 15000 square meters?
[23:06] Teoalida: Are you building an apartment complex?
[23:08] Visitor: No its clustered housing
[23:09] Teoalida: oohh
[23:09] Teoalida: How many units do you think that can fit here?
[23:11] Teoalida: Then I can help you to optimize layouts and fit even more units!
[23:11] Visitor has left the conversation

Ask help, run away and lose a FREE offer!

According visitors list, he clicked only the “2-bedroom single-storey semi-detached” house, which is 6 x 10 meters.
Probably saw that none of houses posted on website have LESS than 2 bedrooms, so quitted website instead of giving me land size to design a new plan…. I could do in 10 min for FREE.

Tuesday, 7 May, 2013
Country: Philippines
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/
[10:40] Teoalida customer service (trigger): Hello from website admin! Here I also offer ideas and design services… how I can help you?
[10:41] Visitor: im jst looling a house design for 50 sq mtr land area
[10:41] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[10:41] Teoalida: hmm what are the dimensions?
[10:41] Visitor: 16×24
[10:42] Teoalida: what is that? I ask dimensions of land
[10:42] Teoalida: 5×10 and 4×12.5 meters change design radically
[10:42] Visitor: yes
[10:42] Teoalida: http://i769.photobucket.com/albums/xx336/Teoalida/Design/Philippines-Terraced-3-bedroom-floorplan.png
[10:43] Teoalida: Please clarify land size if you want to make a design specially for you
[10:43] Visitor: i want only 1 floor n 1 bedroom
[10:44] Visitor has left the conversation

Ask for help, don’t answer my questions and run away

Chat started on Wednesday, May 20, 2015 6:15:52 PM

(6:15:52 PM) *** Visitor 60319679 has joined the chat ***
(6:15:56 PM) chat support – teoalida.com: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(6:17:08 PM) Visitor 60319679 has changed their email address to balramrajak0130@gmail.com.
(6:17:08 PM) Visitor 60319679 is now known as Rohit raj.
(6:17:17 PM) Rohit raj: hello
(6:17:25 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:17:27 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(6:17:33 PM) Rohit raj: fien
(6:17:35 PM) Rohit raj: fine
(6:17:58 PM) Rohit raj: sir do you know Hindi
(6:18:10 PM) Teoalida: language? no
(6:18:31 PM) Rohit raj: my english is poor
(6:18:42 PM) Rohit raj: i speak hindi
(6:19:22 PM) Teoalida: you aren’t the worst english speaker I met
(6:20:00 PM) Rohit raj: I am an Indian cause i
(6:20:17 PM) Teoalida: and what do you need more exactly? how I can help?
(6:20:20 PM) Rohit raj: I am an Indian cause I don’t no english
(6:20:54 PM) Rohit raj: deasing the house
(6:21:43 PM) Teoalida: tell me land dimensions and how many rooms do you want?
(6:21:51 PM) Teoalida: but also… how much do you pay for this service?
(6:23:25 PM) Rohit raj: In ground floor 2 rooms 1 kitchen, Bathroom and A Place of a car parking…
(6:26:32 PM) Rohit raj commented: “thanks for the chat”
(6:26:33 PM) *** Rohit raj has left ***

I asked him 3 questions, he answer just one, then probably quit because he tired of waiting 3 minutes to see a reply from me, when actually I was waiting FOR HIM TO REPLY rest of questions.

Anyway… indian, probably was looking for free services, not intending to pay anything.

This guy ask for a floorplan but is not even telling details

Chat started on Sunday, May 22, 2016 12:23:02 PM
Country: Saudi Arabia
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/

(12:23:02 PM) *** Visitor 89575709 has joined the chat ***
(12:23:02 PM) Visitor 89575709: give a floor plan which 15 meters front open
(12:23:20 PM) Visitor 89575709: by the way the lot area is 900sqm
(12:23:23 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:23:26 PM) Teoalida: how many rooms do you need?
(12:25:32 PM) Visitor 89575709: can you give me a drawing which the lot are is 15 meters is front open and the lot area is 900sqm.
(12:26:20 PM) Teoalida: if yo want to GIVE you a ready-made plan… http://www.teoalida.com/design/Square-House-floorplan.png is 10m wide and will leave 2.5m empty space on both sides
(12:26:43 PM) Teoalida: but what could be better for you than a house designed specially for you?
(12:28:15 PM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/design/House-for-Lithuania.png 12 meters wide and leave 1.5m empty space
(12:35:04 PM) *** Visitor 89575709 has left ***

4 comments

Skip to comment form

  1. 行動電源

    And by posting all this right here you expect to get what exactly? If a contractor is not meeting the requirements as outlined in their contract then you go to the COR. If shady stuff is going on with the Chain of Command you go to the IG. You can write your congress members asking them to investigate. As a last resort there’s the media, and you know they would be all over a story that paints the military in a bad light. There are channels you go to in order to right wrongs. . . Yahoo answers is not one of those channels.

    1. Teoalida (the k!ng)

      Is this comment related in any way with my website’s content or… you are just a fucking spammer posting same comment on many blogs to get backlinks?

  2. NACHIKET VILAS JADHAV

    Your blog was really fast…. i tried it on different server also…..
    i’m also a blogger.. but my blog was not fast as yours…can you tell me any tips

  3. Palm Oil Data

    I am not positive where you’re getting your info,
    however great topic. I needs to spend a while studying much more or working out more.
    Thanks for excellent info I used to be searching for this information for my mission.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>