I run this website focusing primarily on real estate, architecture and databases, in average per day 20 people contact me via chat for consultation, purchase of my works, professional consultation and other services.
But sometimes I get funny messages, bad customers who do not want to pay my services, waste my time or even insult me when I am helping them, odd requests that have nothing to do with the services I offer, or simply children who like trolling on customer service line, disturbing me from serving real customers. I made this section to publish the FUNNIEST chats.
Published chats are an exception rather than a rule, the reason of publishing is reading amusement, NOT to defame the person who contacted me. What I posted here are less than 1% of total people who contacted me. Personal details (people names, email addresses, IP addresses, etc) are hidden, only country is visible. Read more: privacy policy.
Also please DO NOT contact me and talk funny then request publication of your conversation in Funny Chats section, hoping “to contribute” to my website. I created this website as portfolio of my works and promote my services, NOT to generate and publish as many funny chats is possible. The Funny Chats section contain chats that happened accidentally during doing my customer service job.
This customer claim that will build 200 apartments… but cannot pay more than $400 to architect? Thanks to these idiots I am no longer interested in offering architectural design services or answering people contacting me on architecture subject.
An idiot from Netherlands pretend that want to purchase a database from me, but he ask random questions, make false accusations of mental diseases and racist remarks. Is obvious that he came to troll and waste my time.
Customer ask me to “send” elevation and 3D for a house project I made only floor plan, I tell him that I can design them for a price, but he refuse to pay.
I though that games are for children or students in 20s until they get a job and/or set up a family, but I was WRONG!
This person from Croatia asked few questions about Chinese cars, and assuming that he want to purchase a car database, I answered his questions. Usually do not take more than 15 minutes to convince customers to purchase or not purchase a database, but he kept asking questions for more than 90 minutes and I realized that he is not going to buy anything, he is just an idiot chatting non-sense and wasting my time from serving REAL customers!
Update: I believe that SAME person is responsible for few dozens stupid messages received over last 4 years (at least).
I am selling databases about cars and real estate, and this customer ask me to create a database of phone numbers of parents around his local business… very, very offtopic!
Someone from Malaysia contacted me saying that is from Indonesia and want to buy a luxury bungalow in Singapore, this could be a major deal for William, my partner agent selling properties in Singapore. I assumed that he is a businessman travelling through multiple countries, in 1st and 2nd chats he apparently wasn’t able to speak English so I activated chat auto-translate for Chinese, but in 3rd chat he asked me to talk English because don’t understand and saying “why should I trust this” looks suspicious if he was an actual customer because it sounded like a child making a PRANK.
Customer claims that is a mobile shop (a business that should have money) but he want mobile phones database for FREE?
want buildings database for free but I don’t understand he takes this project which he claim that is not paid for
This person initially sounded like a customer interested in Japan Car Database I am selling, then said that want to buy all databases and resell… Read More »Non-serious customer, probably a kid (2019-04-15)
We all know that SERS is just for old blocks built up to 1980 and he is asking when a recently-built block (2007) will get SERS. I answered his questions nice and he rate chat BAD, call me “gay” and accuse me for not replying fast enough. What is wrong with some Singaporeans?
All blogs are target of SPAM bots posting comments automatically, sometimes humans also post comments, and one of them sent a message via chat and this started a conversation that showed me that he is being paid $500/month to post SPAM comments. A waste of effort for him and waste of money for his client, because comments linking to penis enlargement products are being deleted by site owners, and even if are not deleted, links in comments are NOFOLLOW and client won’t get any higher rank in Google.
“lets talk more about worthless romanian cam sluts because there now non communist country is now more fucked up than ever”
(5:49:53 PM) Visitor: I would rather live in a country which is clean, untouched and with proper rules(not with the “stupid law”). Where people are more kind and don’t kill for money or do the crime because of money. This developed World just became a chaos. People are lying, stealing, killing only to make a benefit. Many just trying to work to survive. The gap between rich and poor is unbelievable and it is getting worse. 1% has the money of 99%
Non-sense chat: someone claim that is a returning customer but sounds like a child making jokes
We chatted for 45 minutes, he asked me to make drawings and said that “for preliminary drawings we do not pay“, he even refused to give an email address, how we can take in serious such customers IDIOTS? Thanks to these idiots I am no longer interested in offering architectural design services or answering people contacting me on architecture subject.
In the first messages he or she looked like a serious customer looking to purchase a database from me, then asked me for phone call and photo of genital organs. What is wrong with some people?
Bad students from UK asked me for sample car database with a model from Volkswagen and another sample from Mini, promising to purchase complete database of these 2 makes via PayPal, but they ran away, later they came back saying that the one-model sample was enough, that they are also businessmen but can pay only cash in post (I don’t believe / accept that) = they only WASTED MY TIME!