I run this website focusing primarily on real estate, architecture and databases, in average per day 20 people contact me via chat for consultation, purchase of my works, professional consultation and other services.
But sometimes I get funny messages, bad customers who do not want to pay my services, waste my time or even insult me when I am helping them, odd requests that have nothing to do with the services I offer, or simply children who like trolling on customer service line, disturbing me from serving real customers. I made this section to publish the FUNNIEST chats.
Published chats are an exception rather than a rule, the reason of publishing is reading amusement, NOT to defame the person who contacted me. What I posted here are less than 1% of total people who contacted me. Personal details (people names, email addresses, IP addresses, etc) are hidden, only country is visible. Read more: privacy policy.
Also please DO NOT contact me and talk funny then request publication of your conversation in Funny Chats section, hoping “to contribute” to my website. I created this website as portfolio of my works and promote my services, NOT to generate and publish as many funny chats is possible. The Funny Chats section contain chats that happened accidentally during doing my customer service job.
WTF!! I am designer working in architecture field…. and this guy hire me to design a website for him despite that I have NOT stated anywhere that I offer webdesign services! He is first asking my price, then offering $400, but not explaining exactly what he wants!
For people saying that I should treat everyone like a potential customer: see here best example of a person who contacted me just for friendship!
This customer is CRAZY! Using a rude and harsh language, nonsense critics, suggesting things that I was already doing and contradicting himself.
A student ask me for help, but do not ask any precise questions, I wait for him to ask a proper question, but he looks worried that I do not answer… but what I COULD answer?
This chat is unusual and crazy! First, imagine someone coming to your store and ask for price without choosing a product! Second, he is asking me to design a house in only 10 sqm. Third, after he asked my help, he say that I can’t help and himself have a better solution.
American people are often lazy to learn any foreign language, but the funny part is that this person do not believe that people born in non-english countries can speak english… and thinks that I am using Google Translate!
polly wanna cracker, woof woof woof… the fuck does this mean?
Someone from Singapore who pretended to be American, don’t know what is the metric system! Talked like a crazy kid for 40 min…
[16:34] Visitor: Are you telling me, I got into your website?
[16:35] Visitor: Then I better get out and not disturb you (:
A random visitor started to give me interesting but CRAZY info about future developments of Singapore, future HDB towns, future MRT lines, also saying that Concept Plan 2011 will be released on 15 July 2012, etc… Can someone confirm if this is REAL, what parts from what he is saying are REAL?
North Korea article is the most popular page within Housing around the World section. Every day in average 30 people visit the North Korea page, and over whole year few hundreds contacted me on this subject, sadly majority of them are children using bad language asking non-sense questions. Here I show few examples of SERIOUS chats.
North Korea article is the most popular page within Housing around the World section. Every day in average 30 people visit the North Korea page, and over whole year few hundreds contacted me on this subject, sadly majority of them are children using bad language asking non-sense questions. Here I show few examples of STUPID chats.