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Stupid chat (2018-02-06) – help me finding my dad and buy a car database

This person visited Car Database section of my website, and turned to be not a customer but an idiot kid… I have no idea how this kid came to my website to ANNOY me for 2 days with his non-sense questions, changing IP 4 times and pretend to be someone else.

Country: United Kingdom
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/

Chat started on Tuesday, February 06, 2018 1:29:11 PM

(1:29:11 PM) *** Visitor 99115284 has joined the chat ***
(1:29:13 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… are you looking for a specific database? you are welcome for a chat!
(1:29:23 PM) Visitor 99115284: no
(1:29:28 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:29:29 PM) Teoalida: why??
(1:29:34 PM) Visitor 99115284: because no
(1:29:45 PM) Teoalida: what are you looking for in this case?
(1:29:52 PM) Visitor 99115284: not you
(1:30:09 PM) Visitor 99115284: why are you here
(1:30:25 PM) Visitor 99115284: are you my long lost dad?
(1:30:26 PM) Teoalida: I am here to help customers choosing right products, what is the problem?
(1:30:37 PM) Visitor 99115284: i have lost my dad
(1:31:06 PM) Visitor 99115284: can you help me?
(1:31:09 PM) Visitor 99115284: please
(1:31:28 PM) Teoalida: you sound like a kid having fun on customer service
(1:32:01 PM) Visitor 99115284: not at all
(1:32:17 PM) Visitor 99115284: i need help
(1:32:43 PM) Teoalida: I am here to offer help regarding MY products
(1:32:56 PM) Visitor 99115284: i am here to find my dad
(1:33:25 PM) Visitor 99115284: help me
(1:33:53 PM) Visitor 99115284: what are your products
(1:34:46 PM) Visitor 99115284 has rated the chat Bad
(1:34:56 PM) Visitor 99115284 commented: “Horrific service”
(1:35:01 PM) Teoalida: since you are NOT interested in my products or services I’m gonna END this chat
(1:35:10 PM) Visitor 99115284: cool
(1:35:11 PM) Visitor 99115284: help me
(1:35:13 PM) Visitor 99115284: please
(1:35:17 PM) Visitor 99115284: i lost my dad
(1:35:50 PM) *** Visitor 99115284 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, February 06, 2018 1:48:48 PM

(1:48:48 PM) *** Visitor 31675125 has joined the chat ***
(1:48:48 PM) Visitor 31675125: hello
(1:48:58 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:48:59 PM) Teoalida: hi
(1:49:07 PM) Visitor 31675125: do you remember me?
(1:49:28 PM) Teoalida: yeah… same IP like the idiot asking about dad
(1:49:48 PM) Visitor 31675125: not me?
(1:50:00 PM) Visitor 31675125: i lost my mum
(1:50:20 PM) Teoalida: excuse me, do you want to ban your IP?
(1:50:35 PM) Teoalida: stop disturbing me with your stupid messages
(1:50:45 PM) Visitor 31675125: but seriously.. what do you actually offer?
(1:51:30 PM) Teoalida: doesn’t matter… if you would have been interested you were starting with “I am looking for….”
(1:51:46 PM) Visitor 31675125: i did start with that?
(1:51:52 PM) Visitor 31675125: i am looking for.. my dad
(1:54:47 PM) *** Visitor 31675125 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, February 06, 2018 2:03:34 PM

(2:03:34 PM) *** Visitor 31675125 has joined the chat ***
(2:03:34 PM) Visitor 31675125: can you help me with my car? i am looking for a soloution
(2:03:39 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(2:04:06 PM) Teoalida: I bet that is AGAIN not related with my business
(2:04:25 PM) Visitor 31675125: you sell car databases yes? so you mu8st know something?
(2:05:14 PM) Visitor 31675125: must*
(2:05:19 PM) Visitor 31675125: so can you help?
(2:05:29 PM) Visitor 31675125: i have a foreign object stuck in my exhaust
(2:05:41 PM) Visitor 31675125: i tried to fix it and got it stuck in the fan
(2:06:41 PM) Teoalida: so funny
(2:07:19 PM) Visitor 31675125: please help
(2:07:27 PM) Visitor 31675125: my dad tried fixing it and failed
(2:07:31 PM) Visitor 31675125: he then ran off
(2:09:13 PM) Visitor 31675125: so
(2:09:22 PM) Visitor 31675125: can you help?
(2:09:50 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/
(2:10:03 PM) Visitor 31675125: i cannot see
(2:10:08 PM) Visitor 31675125: please elaborarte
(2:11:13 PM) Teoalida: Can I post your chat in above page? you’re too funny
(2:11:19 PM) Visitor 31675125: im hilarious
(2:12:27 PM) Visitor 31675125: but no
(2:12:31 PM) Visitor 31675125: i do not give permission
(2:12:42 PM) Visitor 31675125: i will sue you for copyright
(2:15:56 PM) Visitor 31675125: why you no reply
(2:15:58 PM) Visitor 31675125: i need my dad
(2:16:37 PM) Teoalida: because I am trying to close a deal with a CUSTOMER
(2:16:46 PM) Visitor 31675125: i am a CUSTOMER
(2:18:15 PM) Visitor 31675125: Visitor uploaded: download.png
URL: https://v2uploads.zopim.io/g/y/Q/gyQv0zvvEw4pbx3wM2qzBO2gUxltXvhR/9085bef84d61dc919719b618dd14310f6eb8c34e.png
Type: image/png
Size: 9876
Thumb: https://v2uploads.zopim.io/g/y/Q/gyQv0zvvEw4pbx3wM2qzBO2gUxltXvhR/9085bef84d61dc919719b618dd14310f6eb8c34e.png.thumb.jpg
(2:21:56 PM) Visitor 31675125: i love you
(2:24:17 PM) *** Visitor 31675125 has left ***

Chat started on Wednesday, February 07, 2018 3:13:37 PM

(3:13:37 PM) *** Visitor 9366616 has joined the chat ***
(3:13:37 PM) Visitor 9366616: hi
(3:13:44 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:13:47 PM) Teoalida: hello
(3:13:52 PM) Visitor 9366616: how are you/
(3:13:56 PM) Visitor 9366616: ?*
(3:14:44 PM) Teoalida: fine, why?
(3:14:50 PM) Visitor 9366616: just wondering
(3:15:12 PM) Visitor 9366616: so i am interetsed in buying all your databases
(3:15:58 PM) Teoalida: what region is your business targeting?
(3:16:20 PM) Visitor 9366616: the whole world i am after these for my research purposes
(3:18:03 PM) Teoalida: what level of details per car?
(3:18:13 PM) Visitor 9366616: all of them
(3:18:50 PM) Teoalida: why do you have same IP with the kid who yesterday said that lost his mom / dad?
(3:19:00 PM) Visitor 9366616: i am not sure
(3:20:06 PM) Visitor 9366616: i am interested in buying
(3:21:03 PM) Teoalida: you sound like trolling again to sound like a big customer… real customers have specific needs, they don’t say “buying all your databases”
(3:21:53 PM) Visitor 9366616: my dad who ran away is interested in finding out about cars and said he will ome back if i buy them
(3:21:58 PM) Visitor 9366616: come*
(3:23:24 PM) Visitor 9366616: so…
(3:23:28 PM) Visitor 9366616: can i buy?
(3:24:06 PM) Teoalida: if you have enough money, feel free to buy
(3:24:26 PM) Visitor 9366616: thank you, this will really help me getting my dad back he is interested in cars
(3:24:26 PM) Teoalida: but I think that you’re joking
(3:24:46 PM) Visitor 9366616: im not joking
(3:28:25 PM) Visitor 9366616: so can you help
(3:28:50 PM) Teoalida: just click green buttons and buy what databases do you need
(3:29:27 PM) Visitor 9366616: but i need help
(3:29:29 PM) Visitor 9366616: can you herlp?
(3:31:28 PM) Teoalida: what help do you need?
(3:31:51 PM) Visitor 9366616: life
(3:32:00 PM) Visitor 9366616: i need help with life
(3:45:36 PM) *** Visitor 9366616 has left ***

Chat started on Wednesday, February 07, 2018 3:48:34 PM

(3:48:34 PM) *** Visitor 91293655 has joined the chat ***
(3:48:34 PM) Visitor 91293655: I need help
(3:48:59 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:49:11 PM) Teoalida: you don’t need any help, you just like wasting other people’s time
(3:49:29 PM) Visitor 91293655: i just got on what are you on about
(3:49:43 PM) Visitor 91293655: ive only just came on first time today
(3:51:20 PM) Visitor 91293655: check my ip address this is the first time ive came on this webpage
(3:52:04 PM) Visitor 91293655: wow this webpageis terrible i dont even get feedback
(3:52:17 PM) Visitor 91293655: is this why u get no customers
(3:52:27 PM) Visitor 91293655: gay
(3:53:01 PM) *** Visitor 91293655 has left ***

Chat started on Wednesday, March 14, 2018 1:41:01 PM

(1:41:01 PM) *** Visitor 99115284 has joined the chat ***
(1:41:01 PM) Visitor 99115284: hi
(1:41:12 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:41:13 PM) Teoalida: hello
(1:41:26 PM) Visitor 99115284: i am looking to purcahse a dtaabse
(1:41:43 PM) Visitor 99115284: database*
(1:42:37 PM) Teoalida: feel free to purchase… which one?
(1:43:09 PM) Visitor 99115284: its for my dad
(1:46:13 PM) *** Visitor 99115284 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, March 20, 2018 1:29:00 PM

(1:29:00 PM) *** Visitor 99115284 has joined the chat ***
(1:29:01 PM) Visitor 99115284: i would like to buy a database
(1:29:26 PM) Visitor 99115284: i would like to sell it to my dad
(1:29:45 PM) Visitor 99115284: so how do i make profit by buying your database
(1:30:42 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:30:50 PM) Teoalida: isn’t easier to tell to your dad to purchase?
(1:31:22 PM) Teoalida: what business field is he in?
(1:31:32 PM) Visitor 99115284: he works in a brothel
(1:31:55 PM) Teoalida: why he needs a car database?
(1:32:29 PM) Visitor 99115284: i would like to buy your database and use it to make more money than you by uploading them to my site so they can find out what kind of car is best for “you know what” 😉
(1:33:21 PM) Teoalida: Please respect my terms of service and DON’T upload my database on other sites
(1:33:46 PM) Teoalida: better to say, don’t resell it
(1:34:10 PM) Visitor 99115284: Ok i shall not do that.. but still i would like to know the best car to do the “you know what” and i need your permission
(1:35:47 PM) Teoalida: hey, I can see that we had 2 previous chats, 6 february and 14 march
(1:36:01 PM) *** Visitor 99115284 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, March 20, 2018 1:43:38 PM

(1:43:38 PM) *** Visitor 17440750 has joined the chat ***
(1:43:38 PM) Visitor 17440750: sorry i have had to switch devices
(1:43:49 PM) Visitor 17440750: are you still able to help?
(1:43:59 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:44:12 PM) Teoalida: every time I talk with you, I see same non-serious and childish attitude
(1:44:20 PM) Visitor 17440750: i am serious
(1:44:55 PM) Teoalida: if you are serious, tell to your dad to visit my website and make a deal
(1:45:07 PM) Teoalida: but for what reason someone working in a brother would need a car database?
(1:45:36 PM) Teoalida: I think about blocking your IP
(1:46:34 PM) Visitor 17440750: he just wishes to knwo the best car to do the you know what 😉
(1:48:18 PM) Teoalida: there is no clear way to define “best car”
(1:48:22 PM) Teoalida: but check this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_of_the_Year
(1:48:42 PM) Visitor 17440750: is this comfortable and easy to move in?
(1:49:07 PM) Teoalida: if this is what you and your dad want to know, you don’t even need to spend money buying my database
(1:49:24 PM) Teoalida: my database don’t give BEST or WORST ratings, but just technical specifications of every car
(1:50:05 PM) Visitor 17440750: we need to know technical performances
(1:52:43 PM) Visitor 17440750: help me
(1:56:12 PM) *** Visitor 17440750 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, March 20, 2018 1:51:29 PM

(1:51:29 PM) *** Visitor 20348654 has joined the chat ***
(1:51:29 PM) Visitor 20348654: how can i download this car database for excel
(1:51:40 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:51:44 PM) Teoalida: same IP….
(1:51:58 PM) Visitor 20348654: sorry what?
(1:52:36 PM) Teoalida: click the blue buttons to download SAMPLES and green buttons to purchase FULL database
(1:52:56 PM) Visitor 20348654: who dies in avengers infinity war btw babes
(1:53:19 PM) Teoalida: excuse me, do you want your IP banned?
(1:53:40 PM) Teoalida: stop talking bullshit on business websites
(1:53:43 PM) Visitor 20348654: no thanks who dies in avengers infinity war]
(1:54:01 PM) Visitor 20348654: naughty swearing on a buisness website
(1:54:19 PM) Visitor 20348654: remember the customer is always right 😉
(1:54:34 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/chat/2018-02-06/
(1:55:20 PM) Visitor 20348654: what
(1:55:57 PM) Visitor 20348654: do you think spiderman will die in avengers
(1:56:01 PM) Visitor 20348654: ?
(1:56:11 PM) Visitor 20348654 has rated the chat Bad
(1:56:31 PM) Teoalida: now let me to do my job, stop disturbing unecessarily
(1:56:52 PM) Visitor 20348654 commented: “didnt tell me the information i need she must be a DC Comics fan or something discusted!!!”
(1:57:16 PM) Visitor 20348654: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM ???
(1:57:37 PM) Teoalida: I will be away from computer a bit
(1:57:48 PM) Visitor 20348654: “quote from legend”
(1:57:48 PM) Teoalida: I know, you are this https://www.teoalida.com/chat/2018-02-06/
(1:59:02 PM) *** Visitor 20348654 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, March 20, 2018 2:01:09 PM

(2:01:09 PM) *** Visitor 20348654 has joined the chat ***
(2:01:09 PM) Visitor 20348654: i am a legend
(2:02:03 PM) *** Visitor 20348654 has left ***

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