Tag: Funny chats

The FUNNIEST questions from people

Funny questions received via chat widget This page shows the funniest and weirdest messages sent by website visitors. They are usually messages and questions that you should NOT ask to a customer support service. Also please DO NOT contact me and talk funny, intending “to contribute” to website. The purpose of website NOT to make funny …

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The most ANNOYING chats

The most ANNOYING thing that can happen for a customer sales representative via chat: In 2013, a group of children from Nan Hua Primary School (Singapore), probably around 12 years old, started using my customer support chat in an ANNOYING way, totally misunderstanding the professional purpose of this website. These children were not going to …

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Funny people reaction when they see my chat for first time

How people react at the chat widget that I am using on my website, if they don’t know if there is a HUMAN or ROBOT behind the chat. See how chatting with website visitors works. The only robot/automatic part is a greeting triggered to all visitors after certain 1-5 min delay. There’s no automatic answering system. Any …

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The funny idiot is back!

A random anonymous visitor, talking slightly crazy, setting same name like me and repeating my messages….. then, BIG SURPRISE, he said that is exactly the same person from the first screenshot posted in Chatting with website visitors as example of idiot calling me robot! Beside this visit, he also visited 2 times in May 2012 …

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RACIST british

AVOID telling your place of living when talking with british people!!! Chat started on Thursday, October 22, 2015 8:52:20 PM Country: United Kingdom Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/apartmentplans/ (8:52:20 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat *** (8:52:28 PM) teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! Here I also offer architecture ideas and drawing service in AutoCAD… can …

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ANGRY Singaporean

What is wrong with this guy???? Wednesday, 9 Oct, 2013 Country: Singapore Page URL: http://teoalida.com/about/aboutme/ [14:58] Visitor: omg.. your housing design.. [14:59] Visitor: it brings shame to all architects [14:59] Teoalida has joined the conversation [14:59] Teoalida: more exactly? [14:59] Teoalida: I am too good and make others feel in shame? or contrary [14:59] Teoalida: …

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What this guy wants from me?

What does this person wanted from me!!!??? Every day, I am contacted by few people from Singapore for info about HDB and chit-chat, I am also contacted by people all around the world for architecture / CAD design services. I differentiate customers by chit-chatters by the way they address me and by what pages they click. …

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Ask help and run away!

Disclaimer: I publish ONLY few of the chats leading to nothing, and worth for laugh. Serious chats with people turning into customers will be kept confidential. Funniest parts in RED! Disclaimer added after someone accused me “when you publish any chat, people know you might publish their chat. Might make them uncomfortable contacting you” Some …

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Can this be considered a customer?

Sometimes I get funny messages and weird questions from visitors! I published anonymously few such chats (best example) to ask for an opinion from random people. Some people told me that is RUDE to start a chat by asking questions about personal life, without presenting yourself or informing what are YOU looking for. I was advised to …

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Someone afraid of disturbing me

A visitor is afraid to… I don’t even know how to explain! Try finding yourself an explanation! Sunday, 16 Sep, 2012 Page URL: http://teoalida.webs.com/hdbbtodbsslist.htm [16:30] Teoalida: Hello from website admin. If you need anything more or just wanna chat, ask me here! [16:31] Visitor: are u from hdb? [16:32] Teoalida has joined the conversation [16:32] …

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