Tag: Funny chats

The FUNNIEST questions from people

Funny questions received via chat widget This page shows the funniest and weirdest messages sent by website visitors. They are usually messages and questions that you should NOT ask to a customer support service. Also please DO NOT contact me and talk funny, intending “to contribute” to website. The purpose of website NOT to make funny …

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The most ANNOYING chats

The most ANNOYING thing that can happen for a customer sales representative via chat: In 2013, a group of children from Nan Hua Primary School (Singapore), probably around 12 years old, started using my customer support chat in an ANNOYING way, totally misunderstanding the professional purpose of this website. These children were not going to …

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How to NOT enquiry

I have a website about architecture & real estate, but I am not agent, I do not sell properties. I got the following email, is it a SPAM / mass mail or is a personal enquiry for me? survey solutions For those who do not know: email spamming and fraud is trendy nowadays. Each day I …

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ANGRY people

I started a thread in Google Product Forums, hoping a little volunteer help. But, instead of answering my questions and telling me what is the real cause of Google Penalty and how to fix it possible issues/mistakes, the “helpers” used all possible words to make me guilty for all mistakes that I done and said …

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Weird customers that I cannot understand

Some people send me vague messages that makes me impossible to understand them. I am posting these chats there hoping that someone can explain me what these people wanted, and hoping that more customers will contact me, this time explaining clearly what they wants. “Clustering” service… WTF does this mean? Does anyone understand what this …

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Good indian customers

Most of world businesses hate Indian customers because most of them aggressively ask services but do not want to pay for, ask off-topic stuff without reading what we offer, bargain asking for ridiculous discounts, try to scam you to work for free and run away without paying, etc. Here are few examples of GOOD Indian …

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BAD indian customers

I am writing this page to inform all architecture students and professionals (and not only) what they should expect from Indian customers. Architecture is a difficult job to be done online, with many customers coming for free consultation and not interested in paying complete service, but Indian people are by far, the WORST customers, having …

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Ask help and run away!

Disclaimer: I publish ONLY few of the chats leading to nothing, and worth for laugh. Serious chats with people turning into customers will be kept confidential. Funniest parts in RED! Disclaimer added after someone accused me “when you publish any chat, people know you might publish their chat. Might make them uncomfortable contacting you” Some …

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People hate chat pop-up

I use a chat widget on my website since January 2012. In average 8-10 people message me every day, 3000 per year, I helped lots of people thanks to this chat widget, and in a day of 2014 someone thinks that the chat widget invade his privacy… probably he will never visit my website again! …

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Funny people reaction when they see my chat for first time

How people react at the chat widget that I am using on my website, if they don’t know if there is a HUMAN or ROBOT behind the chat. See how chatting with website visitors works. The only robot/automatic part is a greeting triggered to all visitors after certain 1-5 min delay. There’s no automatic answering system. Any …

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