Tag Archive: Funny chats

Dec 31

The FUNNIEST questions from people

Funny questions received via chat widget This page shows the funniest and weirdest messages sent by website visitors. They are usually messages and questions that you should NOT ask to a customer support service. Also please DO NOT contact me and talk funny, intending “to contribute” to website. The purpose of website NOT to make funny …

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Dec 20

The most ANNOYING chats

The most ANNOYING thing that can happen for a customer service via chat: A group of kids from Nan Hua Primary School (Singapore), probably around 12 years old, started using the chat in an ANNOYING way, totally misunderstanding the professional purpose of this website. These kids were not going to be customers, they do not …

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Nov 19

Funny people thinks that chat with a robot

How people react at the chat widget that I am using on my website, if they don’t know if there is a HUMAN or ROBOT behind the chat. See how chatting with website visitors works. The only robot/automatic part is a greeting triggered to all visitors after certain 1-5 min delay. There’s no automatic answering system. Any …

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Nov 03

The funny idiot is back!

A random anonymous visitor, talking slightly crazy, setting same name like me and repeating my messages….. then, BIG SURPRISE, he said that is exactly the same person from the first screenshot posted in Chatting with website visitors as example of idiot calling me robot! Beside this visit, he also visited 2 times in May 2012 …

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Oct 22

RACIST british

AVOID telling your place of living when talking with british people!!! Chat started on Thursday, October 22, 2015 8:52:20 PM Country: United Kingdom Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/apartmentplans/ (8:52:20 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat *** (8:52:28 PM) teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! Here I also offer architecture ideas and drawing service in AutoCAD… can …

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Oct 09

ANGRY Singaporean

What is wrong with this guy???? Wednesday, 9 Oct, 2013 Country: Singapore Page URL: http://teoalida.com/about/aboutme/ [14:58] Visitor: omg.. your housing design.. [14:59] Visitor: it brings shame to all architects [14:59] Teoalida has joined the conversation [14:59] Teoalida: more exactly? [14:59] Teoalida: I am too good and make others feel in shame? or contrary [14:59] Teoalida: …

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Oct 05

What this guy wants from me?

What does this person wanted from me!!!??? Every day, I am contacted by few people from Singapore for info about HDB and chit-chat, I am also contacted by people all around the world for architecture / CAD design services. I differentiate customers by chit-chatters by the way they address me and by what pages they click. …

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Oct 04

Funny chat: HDB will die in 2015?

A crazy guy is trying for 1 hour to convince me that HDB will die, that after 2015 construction of new flats will slow down and stop some day due of limited land, HDB resale prices will rise, etc. He shall leave a PUBLIC comment on website to share his “realistic” thoughts to everyone… but …

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Oct 02

Ask help and run away!

Disclaimer: I publish ONLY few of the chats leading to nothing, and worth for laugh. Serious chats with people turning into customers will be kept confidential. Funniest parts in RED! Disclaimer added after someone accused me “when you publish any chat, people know you might publish their chat. Might make them uncomfortable contacting you” Some …

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Sep 28

Can this be considered a customer?

Sometimes I get funny messages and weird questions from visitors! I published anonymously few such chats (best example) to ask for an opinion from random people. Some people told me that is RUDE to start a chat by asking questions about personal life, without presenting yourself or informing what are YOU looking for. I was advised to …

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