Jan 04

Funny singlish with Lim Pei

There’s IMPOSSIBLE to read this chat without laughing…
That’s a truly funny singaporean english. Using lots of words that I do not understand, including the overused ARH and LIM BEI words which at end I figured that may have been his name.

Funiest parts in RED!


Chat started on Sunday, January 04, 2015 5:16:54 PM
Country: Singapore

(5:16:54 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(5:16:55 PM) Visitor: Anyone alive
(5:17:17 PM) Visitor: Wah got so good website got chat somemore
(5:17:25 PM) Visitor: Testing 123
(5:18:04 PM) Auto-respond: The human is probably busy or out of office for a moment. Please wait few minutes or leave your email address where to reply you when I come back! (auto-respond if nobody pick up the chat in 60 sec)
(5:18:36 PM) Visitor: Haha fake one lah
(5:18:41 PM) Visitor: Bye
(5:19:01 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:19:10 PM) Teoalida: I’m here now
(5:19:16 PM) Teoalida: what fake???
(5:19:44 PM) Visitor: Confirm bo
(5:19:50 PM) Visitor: Real one meh
(5:19:59 PM) Teoalida: Your messages are funny.. testing, right? you want nothing serious from me?
(5:19:59 PM) Visitor: Computer lah
(5:20:14 PM) Visitor: Must be some scripts
(5:20:24 PM) Teoalida: what scripts do you see?
(5:20:34 PM) Visitor: Computer scripts lah
(5:21:14 PM) Teoalida: the only thing that may be called script is auto-respond… similar with phone answering machine
(5:21:44 PM) Visitor: Icic

(5:21:54 PM) Visitor: Why your website the bto projects
(5:22:00 PM) Visitor: Never put picture
(5:22:11 PM) Visitor: So we can trace back the projects ma
(5:22:40 PM) Teoalida: what do you suggest? going with photo camera on streets and take 200 photos one for every BTO?
(5:22:47 PM) Visitor: No la
(5:22:54 PM) Visitor: Use the hdb one
(5:23:03 PM) Visitor: Those project sales one
(5:23:10 PM) Visitor: Artist impressions
(5:23:36 PM) Visitor: Lidat at least we know the project design ma
(5:23:39 PM) Teoalida: hmm… is nice to display HDB photos on my website?
(5:23:45 PM) Teoalida: without permission?
(5:23:58 PM) Visitor: ai ya u not doing business also wat
(5:24:09 PM) Visitor: U jus providing info
(5:24:12 PM) Teoalida: maybe HDB photos are free to use as other sites posted too
(5:24:22 PM) Visitor: Ya lor
(5:24:39 PM) Teoalida: but this will overload my website, so many photos, what is the purpose of that?
(5:25:04 PM) Teoalida: if I post artist impressions, tomorrow someone will want floor plans too, other one wants prices, and so on
(5:25:09 PM) Visitor: More detailed information for us
(5:25:26 PM) Visitor: Remember few years back got one guy tell u
(5:25:27 PM) Teoalida: Do I have time to do all these? voluntarily?
(5:25:49 PM) Teoalida: ai ya u not doing business also wat – what business do you suggest? I already have a business
(5:26:11 PM) Visitor: Tao ching road have good protential
(5:26:23 PM) Visitor: Now become lakelife ec lor
(5:26:41 PM) Visitor: Ownhome.sg
(5:26:49 PM) Visitor: Like ur challenger wor
(5:26:56 PM) Teoalida: Did you contacted me few years ago? or at least visited website?
(5:26:57 PM) Visitor: Go everywhere take pics
(5:27:10 PM) Visitor: Ya chat with u gere
(5:27:13 PM) Visitor: here lah
(5:27:28 PM) Visitor: Dunno real person or computer script
(5:27:41 PM) Teoalida: I added the chat 3 years ago
(5:27:58 PM) Teoalida: talked with 5000 people in this time… which one were you?
(5:28:08 PM) Teoalida: https://ownhome.sg/ SSL connection error
(5:28:10 PM) Visitor: Link to your ho arh
(5:28:25 PM) Teoalida: read more there www.teoalida.com/about/chatting-with-website-visitors
(5:28:28 PM) Visitor: Your handphone arh
(5:28:40 PM) Teoalida: I don’t understand
(5:28:44 PM) Visitor: Ownhome.sg soon will be ready again
(5:28:54 PM) Teoalida: your messages are not just random and funny… but also full of grammar mistakes
(5:29:12 PM) Visitor: Lim bei go sleep liao
(5:29:16 PM) Visitor: Bye bye
(5:29:44 PM) Visitor: Good bye computer script
(5:30:04 PM) Teoalida: remember that all HDB-related pages are written and compiled voluntarily… I also have a business thus cannot spend too much time for voluntary jobs
(5:30:15 PM) Visitor: Ic
(5:30:39 PM) Visitor: Ok Lim Bei said thank you and good night
(5:30:45 PM) Teoalida: And look in www.teoalida.com/about/chatting-with-website-visitors before saying anythin funny again

(5:31:22 PM) Visitor: Not Found

The requested URL /about/chatting-with-website-visitors was not found on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
(5:31:32 PM) Visitor: Lim Bei cannot access
(5:31:54 PM) Teoalida: Works at me
(5:32:06 PM) Visitor: Okok sleepy ready
(5:32:12 PM) Visitor: already
(5:32:19 PM) Visitor: Thanks for your efforts
(5:32:31 PM) Visitor: Lim Bei jio u drink coffee next time
(5:33:06 PM) Teoalida: what is this Lim Bei… you repeat too much
(5:34:13 PM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/about/ this works? click the second post Chatting with website visitors
(5:34:17 PM) Visitor: Lim Pei lah

(5:34:37 PM) Visitor: 1
Lim pei
Literally means “your father” in hokkien

But most commonly used to refer to oneself.
Lim pei tell you, i’m always right. Dont Kao Bei Kao Bu so much!
by shinjiono January 24, 2008
24 2 SHOP
(5:34:59 PM) Visitor: Understand what lim pei trying to said
(5:35:32 PM) Teoalida: NO! your messages are too random and FUNNY
(5:36:24 PM) Teoalida: Did you contacted me for solo purpose of making a funny chat to be posted in Funny chats section?
(5:36:31 PM) Visitor: Why u not happy with Lim Pei arh
(5:36:43 PM) Visitor: Lim Pei cannot bid for bto lah
(5:36:56 PM) Visitor: Cannot read bto stuffs arh

(5:37:11 PM) Visitor: Anyway why so project very fast
(5:37:19 PM) Visitor: Why some project very slow
(5:37:42 PM) Visitor: Why some project fast
(5:38:20 PM) Teoalida: Which is slow and which is fast? all BTOs are built at same speed
(5:38:26 PM) Teoalida: condos are built faster
(5:38:35 PM) Visitor: Why some bto on the same exercise
(5:38:42 PM) Visitor: Finish faster
(5:38:49 PM) Visitor: Then Lim Pei house so slow
(5:38:51 PM) Teoalida: because some are 15-storey and others are 40-storey?
(5:39:05 PM) Visitor: Arh
(5:39:22 PM) Teoalida: Where did you applied?
(5:39:59 PM) Visitor: Keat hong mirage
(5:40:10 PM) Visitor: Why 2016 q3
(5:40:18 PM) Visitor: Then some q2
(5:40:59 PM) Teoalida: different block height!
(5:41:13 PM) Visitor: Why the sunshine on jan 2012 now going to finish already.. Only 3 years
(5:41:21 PM) Teoalida: BTOs with basement carparks may also take more
(5:41:24 PM) Teoalida: or Premium ones
(5:42:02 PM) Visitor: Lim pei felt very unfair
(5:42:23 PM) Visitor: Should finish all same time same day
(5:43:31 PM) Teoalida: Construction speed may be affected by lots of things, weather, workers off days, etc, what would be the purpose of finishing all in same day?
(5:43:37 PM) Visitor: Lim pei will vote workers party for this so they will build faster
(5:43:55 PM) Visitor: They not sleeping arh
(5:44:18 PM) Visitor: Purpose – fair lah everyone get key same day
(5:45:17 PM) Visitor: Anyway my keat hong mirage not bad arh
(5:45:26 PM) Visitor: Got fastfood somemore
(5:45:34 PM) Visitor: Hdb seldom built fastfood
(5:45:43 PM) Visitor: Cos worry singaporean get fatter
(5:46:08 PM) Visitor: Computer script u sleep already arh
(5:46:15 PM) Visitor: Spoilt already
(5:46:26 PM) Visitor: Sot liao
(5:46:32 PM) Teoalida: ARH what does mean?
(5:46:53 PM) Visitor: Lim pei said
(5:47:12 PM) Visitor: Hdb builting fastfood resturant at keat hong mirage
(5:47:23 PM) Visitor: And hdb seldom buid that
(5:47:34 PM) Visitor: Cos worry singaporean get fatter
(5:48:44 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

Chat started on Sunday, January 04, 2015 5:51:44 PM

(5:51:44 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(5:51:44 PM) Visitor: Good night
(5:51:50 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:52:00 PM) Teoalida: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Pinnacle@Duxton_construction.JPG explain me why there’s height differences?
(5:52:24 PM) Teoalida: and stop complaining about construction speed differences between different BTO projects
(5:52:32 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

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