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Funny idiot kid from Ireland (2014-12-25) – he ADMITS that came to annoy me

Look what a childish talk! He ADMITS that came on my website for purpose of annoying me, but after few minutes he appears to have a fair knowledge about webdesign and WordPress, so I guess that is not really a child.

Reminds me of a funny case 2 years ago when someone from Ireland offered me to contribute to his wrestling website, promising me to pay half of his monthly profits, that is few hundred dollars per month, he even sent me an employee application form, but I knew that is a joke so I entered fake data.

The below chat may be him or a friend of him.

Chat started on Tuesday, November 25, 2014 5:15:15 PM

(5:15:15 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(5:15:16 PM) Visitor: Yo
(5:15:23 PM) Teoalida: What’s up
(5:15:23 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:16:37 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, November 25, 2014 5:17:31 PM

(5:17:31 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(5:17:32 PM) Visitor: What’s the purpose of
(5:17:44 PM) Teoalida: to show my works
(5:17:44 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:17:47 PM) Teoalida: what are you looking for?
(5:18:03 PM) Teoalida: How did you found me?
(5:18:44 PM) Visitor: And you have a section called ‘OFF-TOPIC & FUN & Useless stuff’….
(5:19:22 PM) Teoalida: It’s a personal website showing my works from ALL fields I am involved in
(5:19:41 PM) Teoalida: can I know from what field you came from?
(5:19:51 PM) Visitor: Stuff from the 1930s??
(5:20:12 PM) Teoalida: and why you aren’t reading About Me page? maybe will help you understanding
(5:20:55 PM) Teoalida: did a friend of yours told me to visit and ask random stuff? perhaps from gaming?
(5:21:55 PM) Visitor: Bit of a boring job innit?
(5:22:49 PM) Teoalida: I don’t understand… and for your info: most people who came there began chatting with “Can you help me with…” or “I was looking for”
(5:23:04 PM) Teoalida: so how did YOU came there and for what reason?
(5:27:34 PM) Visitor: Felt like it 😉
(5:27:43 PM) Visitor: Is it annoying you?
(5:28:04 PM) Teoalida: you’re funny and the overall situation is STRANGE
(5:28:29 PM) Teoalida: I don’t see you coming from any search engine, or visited my website before, did a friend of yours told you to come there?
(5:28:41 PM) Visitor: Faggot
(5:30:13 PM) Teoalida: recently I was playing a GAME and told to few people that in real life I design buildings and study real estate and you can see my works on … are you one of these people?
(5:30:41 PM) Visitor: no, just want to annoy you
(5:30:44 PM) Visitor: Cunt.
(5:30:54 PM) Teoalida: If you ADMIT that…
(5:31:28 PM) Teoalida: but can you explain how did you FOUND my website? and not someone else website?
(5:31:55 PM) Visitor: That’s a secret.
(5:32:10 PM) Visitor: nigga
(5:32:21 PM) Teoalida: Don’t hide
(5:32:28 PM) Teoalida: And speak nice!
(5:32:58 PM) Visitor: no
(5:33:01 PM) Visitor: nigga
(5:33:05 PM) Visitor: nigga nigga
(5:33:07 PM) Visitor: nigga
(5:34:01 PM) Teoalida: How old are you??
(5:34:35 PM) Visitor: 8
(5:34:41 PM) Visitor: hundred
(5:34:45 PM) Visitor: milion
(5:34:48 PM) Teoalida: Seriously?
(5:34:54 PM) Visitor: 555
(5:34:59 PM) Visitor: 55*
(5:35:07 PM) Teoalida: hey I am NOT in mood for jokes
(5:35:13 PM) Visitor: 8=D
(5:35:21 PM) Teoalida: but you’re obviously a bored kid having nothing else to do
(5:35:33 PM) Teoalida: how many site owners you annoyed so far?
(5:35:48 PM) Visitor: Aren’t I?
(5:35:57 PM) Visitor: >:)
(5:36:12 PM) Visitor: Your website i
(5:36:14 PM) Visitor: =
(5:36:15 PM) Visitor: ]{~O{i.]#
(5:36:16 PM) Visitor: =]i
(5:37:28 PM) Visitor: Your website sucks balls
(5:37:28 PM) Teoalida: or are you TRYING to make a funny chat, trying to contribute to the OFF-TOPIC & FUNNY CHATS section?
(5:37:48 PM) Visitor: Didn’t even know there was ssuch a section
(5:37:54 PM) Visitor: such*
(5:38:03 PM) Visitor: It’s p[
(5:38:11 PM) Teoalida: you knew, you stated this as soon you opened the chat
(5:39:14 PM) Visitor: Booroms?
(5:39:27 PM) Teoalida: but it is off-topic and posting funny chats is NOT the purpose of website, but you’re really funny so can I post your chat there for others laugh?
(5:39:49 PM) Visitor: sure, why not…
(5:40:26 PM) Visitor: What do chat transcripts have to do with house design anyway?
(5:41:12 PM) Teoalida: What do 3D car design have to do with study of real estate and history of Singapore anyway?
(5:41:21 PM) Visitor: You’re a a very shit house designer if you ask me.
(5:41:35 PM) Teoalida: answer: all of them are MINE, my works, my studies, my chats
(5:42:43 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, November 25, 2014 5:50:59 PM

(5:50:59 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(5:50:59 PM) Visitor: Do you not have anything else to base your website on?
(5:51:01 PM) Visitor: something less boring perhaps?
(5:51:16 PM) Teoalida: I though that you gone and I lost you
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(5:51:29 PM) Teoalida: what do you mean “base your website on?”
(5:51:33 PM) Visitor: No, i’m not finished yet.
(5:52:14 PM) Visitor: I said ‘Do you not have anything else to base your website on?’ before i said that but it didn’t send.
(5:52:14 PM) Teoalida: and maybe is boring for you because you’re a kid not interested in architecture… all architecture students find my website interesting and useful
(5:57:41 PM) Visitor: Also, why are you such a fucking asshole to all of your clients too?
(5:58:11 PM) Teoalida: You’re so funny to say that my house design is shit WITHOUT ever opening the House Design page!!
(5:58:24 PM) Visitor:
(5:58:45 PM) Visitor: I can see from the homepage bro.
(5:58:46 PM) Teoalida: and none of my direct clients ever said such remarks so I WON’T take you in serious!!
(5:59:03 PM) Visitor:
(5:59:09 PM) Teoalida: from About me you don’t see much… just 2 images
(5:59:12 PM) Visitor: Click on the link.
(5:59:50 PM) Teoalida: content page?
(5:59:52 PM) Visitor: You’re a shit house designer, period.
(6:00:10 PM) Visitor: It’s a link to a comment, idiot.
(6:00:54 PM) Teoalida: I clicked that link and it is to “content page”November 10, 2014 at 2:11 pm (UTC 0)
(6:01:49 PM) Visitor: Read the fucking comment -_- do i have to walk you through how?
(6:02:10 PM) Teoalida: I read all comments, idiot
(6:02:24 PM) Visitor: clearly you’re as retarded as you are bad at house esign.
(6:02:28 PM) Teoalida: did you wrote that comment or what?
(6:02:32 PM) Visitor: design*
(6:02:50 PM) Teoalida: there are some spam comments there… comments left by robots
(6:03:29 PM) Visitor: And?…
(6:03:48 PM) Teoalida: or you gave me wrong link. But if you’re looking at comments can you read ALL comments to see how many positive ones are there? Stop talking bullshit that I am retarded
(6:04:17 PM) Visitor: You are retarded though.
(6:04:25 PM) Visitor: You’re a fucking idiot m8
(6:05:00 PM) Teoalida: You too… you do not represent typical visitors of my website
(6:06:05 PM) Visitor: Check the comments.
(6:07:48 PM) Teoalida: Check yourself the comments – this page alone have 53 comments, look how many praises
(6:08:05 PM) Teoalida: see how many people are thankful for my website
(6:08:22 PM) Visitor: Aswell as having shitty architecture skills you have pretty bad web design skills.
(6:08:38 PM) Visitor: Your site is fucking ugggggggly
(6:08:41 PM) Teoalida: while you are a fucking retarded kid getting bored and browsing websites that are not of your field of interest!!
(6:08:50 PM) Visitor: I meant my comment.
(6:09:01 PM) Visitor: read my comment retard.
(6:09:34 PM) Teoalida: be patient
(6:09:38 PM) Visitor:
(6:10:09 PM) Teoalida: New comment on your post “About me – introduction”Author : Teoalida’s Mom (IP: , : user@user.comURL : Whois : Teoalida is a fucking retard, This site is a shit stain on the underpants of the internet.
(6:10:51 PM) Visitor: U a stalker?,
(6:11:01 PM) Teoalida: what?!
(6:11:27 PM) Teoalida: This is the email notification that someone left a comment
(6:13:13 PM) Visitor: Shit house designer.
(6:13:18 PM) Visitor: >:)
(6:13:34 PM) Visitor: You’re site is a FAIL
(6:13:40 PM) Visitor: and so are you.
(6:16:11 PM) Teoalida: and what do you suggest in this case?
(6:16:25 PM) Visitor: You make it less fucking ugly
(6:16:49 PM) Visitor: visit and buy a good looking theme that isn’t vomit-inducing
(6:17:26 PM) Visitor: Make it eye catching and appealing
(6:17:59 PM) Teoalida: which one? hardly find a better theme
(6:19:55 PM) Teoalida: anyway don’t think that I will take your suggestions in serious regardless they are good… unless someone from the field of interests of my website will suggest same thing
(6:20:23 PM) Visitor: ??
(6:20:47 PM) Visitor: So, you wouldn’t want your website to look better?
(6:21:19 PM) Visitor: I’d recommend this theme:
(6:21:24 PM) Teoalida: Of course I want, this is why I do every month, sometimes weekly, changes and improvements on website… what did I missed to change?
(6:21:41 PM) Visitor: It’s too cluttered tbh
(6:22:03 PM) Visitor: a hell of a lot of text.
(6:22:38 PM) Teoalida: because I love writing and reading but you don’t… because you are retarded
(6:23:18 PM) Visitor: You ove writing despite the fact that it’s all complete BS??
(6:23:19 PM) Teoalida: installing a different theme won’t solve this. So how to de-clutter?
(6:23:24 PM) Visitor: love*
(6:23:45 PM) Teoalida: More text = more info. People coming there are looking for INFO
(6:23:53 PM) Visitor: It’s too blue aswell
(6:24:11 PM) Visitor: too much blue everywhere.
(6:24:11 PM) Teoalida: only you are coming for nothing else than annoying people
(6:24:26 PM) Teoalida: so what do you suggest? to make it like a rainbow?
(6:24:34 PM) Visitor: I’m giving you tips on improving your shitty website.
(6:24:37 PM) Teoalida: or red that is annoying eyes?
(6:24:58 PM) Visitor: It woud be better than blue
(6:25:20 PM) Visitor: make it a mix of dark/light colors
(6:25:29 PM) Visitor: like in the theme i showed you.
(6:25:44 PM) Teoalida: or to reduce saturation to 0? use only shades of gray?
(6:26:02 PM) Teoalida: gray background, etc
(6:26:14 PM) Visitor: Changing the theme wil make it easier for people to navigate through your site too.
(6:27:10 PM) Visitor: What’s the name of the theme you are using at the moment?
(6:28:49 PM) Teoalida: it’s Graphene theme + customized colors, idiot who don’t know to look in footer where this is stated
(6:30:19 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, November 25, 2014 6:37:48 PM

(6:37:48 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(6:37:48 PM) Visitor: I’ll download it, install it on a site and i’ll make it ess ugly
(6:38:07 PM) Teoalida: Why do you disconnect?
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(6:38:17 PM) Teoalida: btw, have you noticed that I replied to your comment in About Me?
(6:38:29 PM) Teoalida: download what?
(6:38:34 PM) Visitor: less*
(6:39:03 PM) Visitor: I’ll download it, install it on a site and i’ll make it ess ugly
(6:39:49 PM) Visitor: less*
(6:39:54 PM) Teoalida: btw, do you also design websites or what the hell are you talking about WordPress themes? this is very surprising after you behave like a ignorant kid making non-sense critics with NO knowledge about websites?
(6:40:13 PM) Visitor: I’ll download it, install it on a site and i’ll make it ess ugly
(6:41:19 PM) Visitor: I’ll show you what a bit of web design skill can do.
(6:41:54 PM) Visitor: less*
(6:42:08 PM) Teoalida: Do you currently have any website? can you show me your skill?
(6:42:59 PM) Teoalida: And stop repeating 3 times same non-sense phrase… what are you downloading?
(6:43:16 PM) Visitor: I’ll show you what a bit of web design skill can do.
(6:44:17 PM) Visitor: battery went.
(6:44:21 PM) Teoalida: So, at this moment you DON’T have any website? Never made a site so far?
(6:45:17 PM) Visitor: idc
(6:46:03 PM) Visitor: the theme
(6:46:20 PM) Teoalida: that $58 theme? did you just paid for it?
(6:46:38 PM) Visitor: Graphene
(6:47:22 PM) Teoalida: that it’s free… ok so what are you trying to show me? just how to customize Graphene?
(6:47:43 PM) Visitor: I’m currently in the process of designing
(6:48:49 PM) Visitor: and i owned a few different sites before
(6:49:31 PM) Teoalida: .ml = Mali ?
(6:50:04 PM) Visitor: you’re an idiot -_-
(6:50:39 PM) Visitor: I
(6:51:09 PM) Visitor: Am
(6:51:10 PM) Teoalida: what this the purpose of your ? like how you asked what is the purpose of
(6:52:25 PM) Visitor: Downloading
(6:53:25 PM) Visitor: The
(6:54:00 PM) Visitor: Graphene
(6:54:45 PM) Visitor: Theme
(6:54:59 PM) Teoalida: You’re an idiot who can’t even write properly… WTF are you writing 1 word messages and 1 message per minute?
(6:55:30 PM) Visitor: So
(6:56:31 PM) Visitor: That
(6:57:15 PM) Teoalida: So I’m going to a movie until you finish to write a phrase!
(6:57:16 PM) Visitor: I
(6:57:51 PM) Visitor: Can
(6:58:36 PM) Visitor: Make
(7:00:14 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

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