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Strange Dutch customer – if anyone can translate this please help me!

Chat started on Friday, February 23, 2018 12:31:11 PM

(12:31:11 PM) *** Visitor 45569317 has joined the chat ***
(12:31:13 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… are you looking for a specific database? you are welcome for a chat!
(12:33:32 PM) Visitor 45569317: hoi
(12:33:41 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:33:42 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(12:33:43 PM) Visitor 45569317: kan je me helpnen aan data voor alle modellen van autos die ooit hebben bestaan?
(12:34:27 PM) Teoalida: my Car Models List should help you?
(12:34:27 PM) Teoalida: mijn Car Models List zou je moeten helpen? (vertaalde)
(12:35:17 PM) Visitor 45569317: google translate?
(12:35:38 PM) Teoalida: I don’t understand dutc
(12:35:38 PM) Teoalida: Ik begrijp geen dutc (vertaalde)
(12:35:44 PM) Visitor 45569317: ik ga stuk
(12:36:16 PM) Visitor 45569317: translation: I’am breaking
(12:36:30 PM) Teoalida: breaking what?
(12:36:30 PM) Teoalida: wat breken? (vertaalde)
(12:36:57 PM) Visitor 45569317: break a leg
(12:39:01 PM) Visitor 45569317: are you stil alive?
(12:39:05 PM) Visitor 45569317: or are you broken?
(12:39:15 PM) Teoalida: I could be dead?
(12:39:15 PM) Teoalida: Ik zou dood kunnen zijn? (vertaalde)
(12:39:32 PM) Visitor 45569317: sorry maar we gaan echt stuk
(12:39:43 PM) Teoalida: Let’s stop joking
(12:39:43 PM) Teoalida: Laten we een grapje maken (vertaalde)
(12:39:51 PM) Visitor 45569317: WHAT?
(12:39:55 PM) Teoalida: Just tell me if my car database suit your needs
(12:39:55 PM) Teoalida: Vertel me gewoon of mijn autodatabase geschikt is voor jouw behoeften (vertaalde)
(12:39:57 PM) Visitor 45569317: ben je serieus?
(12:40:07 PM) Visitor 45569317: ik kan toch niet tegen je praten?
(12:40:19 PM) Visitor 45569317: ik vind het nog onbeschroft!
(12:40:28 PM) Visitor 45569317: ben je daar nog?
(12:40:34 PM) Visitor 45569317: nee grapje, hou van je!
(12:40:35 PM) Teoalida: can you speak ENGLISH??
(12:40:35 PM) Teoalida: spreek je Engels?? (vertaalde)
(12:40:42 PM) Teoalida: I think that translator goes wrong
(12:40:42 PM) Teoalida: Ik denk dat de vertaler het fout doet (vertaalde)
(12:40:52 PM) Visitor 45569317: wie is de vertaler?
(12:41:02 PM) Visitor 45569317: never use google translate
(12:41:05 PM) Visitor 45569317: they told me
(12:41:09 PM) Visitor 45569317: use bing!
(12:41:25 PM) Teoalida: this chat allow using Google Translate only
(12:41:32 PM) Visitor 45569317: waarom?
(12:41:36 PM) Visitor 45569317: beetje kortzichtig!
(12:41:42 PM) Visitor 45569317: google heeft niet altijd gelijk
(12:42:06 PM) Visitor 45569317: wees niet zo dienend naar de machthebbende instituties in deze wereld
(12:42:10 PM) Visitor 45569317: heb je kinderen?
(12:42:38 PM) Visitor 45569317: ben je daar nog?
(12:42:40 PM) Visitor 45569317: of ben je een robot?
(12:42:47 PM) Visitor 45569317: is er iemand anders beschikbaar?
(12:42:55 PM) Teoalida: speak english so I do not need to use Google Translate
(12:43:18 PM) Visitor 45569317: “speak english so I do not need to use
” is this correct english?
(12:43:53 PM) Visitor 45569317: exited
(12:44:06 PM) Teoalida: Are you interested in my car databases or you came here to have fun on customer service chat?
(12:44:19 PM) Visitor 45569317: SERVICE?
(12:44:25 PM) Visitor 45569317: you dont even get my question!
(12:44:31 PM) Visitor 45569317: how could this be service?
(12:44:32 PM) Visitor 45569317: ??
(12:44:49 PM) Visitor 45569317: succes met je database
(12:44:50 PM) Visitor 45569317: lobi
(12:45:28 PM) Teoalida: what is your question?
(12:45:32 PM) *** Visitor 45569317 has left ***

I activated automatic chat translation and… lost customer. Apparently he got angry because didn’t understood SOME question. How he expect to be understood if he speak own language, when my website is in english?

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