I run this website focusing primarily on real estate, architecture and databases, in average per day 20 people contact me via chat for consultation, purchase of my works, professional consultation and other services.
But sometimes I get funny messages, bad customers who do not want to pay my services, waste my time or even insult me when I am helping them, odd requests that have nothing to do with the services I offer, or simply children who like trolling on customer service line, disturbing me from serving real customers. I made this section to publish the FUNNIEST chats.
Published chats are an exception rather than a rule, the reason of publishing is reading amusement, NOT to defame the person who contacted me. What I posted here are less than 1% of total people who contacted me. Personal details (people names, email addresses, IP addresses, etc) are hidden, only country is visible. Read more: privacy policy.
Also please DO NOT contact me and talk funny then request publication of your conversation in Funny Chats section, hoping “to contribute” to my website. I created this website as portfolio of my works and promote my services, NOT to generate and publish as many funny chats is possible. The Funny Chats section contain chats that happened accidentally during doing my customer service job.
I am selling databases and he say “I don’t have a database I need to find a program” = inability to write english correctly. Never clicked the links I gave him in chat to understand what databases I am selling… and in the end he say “Wow you trying to sell something and your rude to me”… does anyone understand what he actually wanted?
Instead of serving my actual customers, I wasted time with this idiot pretending that want to buy a house then said… see below:
Chat started on Sunday, August 09, 2020 3:15:54 PM (3:15:54 PM) *** Visitor 3625468 has joined the chat *** (3:15:56 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hello… Read More »Databases for spamming
DUMB question “how many floors are there in a storey building of 5 levels” the way he addressed me, repeating “are u still there” every 20 seconds when I asked him how I can help him, gave me impression of a kid having fun that doesn’t worth taking in serious.
He wanted to buy my car database for dimensions to help in a house sale! I never expected such USE of a car database!
This person contacted me (database seller) but NOT to buy a database from me, instead to sell me a database. When I asked for his contact info he closed chat. What kind of seller is this?
He reported an error but calls himself rude, I told him that is OK, nothing wrong, and he reply “Sorry to bother you then”
I think that some people get bored and have nothing to do with their time… otherwise I won’t explain why 1 person would contact me 4 times within 20 minutes asking me to sell him a property in Vietnam or Thailand, with a budget max $3000. We provide real estate services ONLY in Singapore!
I don’t know how he managed to land from Google in my World City Database page if he was actually looking for airports, I gave him link to Airports Database and he said that wants for FREE.
Why do you contact a SELLER if you cannot pay for his work? Good luck finding a website offering such database for free!
I don’t understand what this person wanted, wasting me 30 minutes in this pointless conversation… To prove that my article about North Korea IS NOT accurate (I already stated that may be not accurate) or that it IS accurate, or he is asking IF is accurate, or…?
RUDE gamer, he start a conversation with “fuck you”, closed it and started another pretending that is a different person, then swear me again because I associated it with the one who was swearing few minutes ago.
Customer asked me to give things for FREE of charge, I agreed to change price of a small Excel database from $1 to $0, and instead of downloading the free gift, he started swearing!
Childish attitude, someone ask dumb questions and unhappy of my answers, he start swearing. Then say that will find another person who sell… SELL WHAT? I’m doubt that he was buying anything. He closed chat and started another chat pretending that want to buy a property in Singapore, then to buy a car “to have sex in it”. It’s clearly he is just a stupid kid who do not realize that is wasting my time from serving real customers.
Someone asked which The Sims 4 expansion packs to buy, I don’t think that I am supposed to answer because this depends by each person preferences. After 16 hours I got a very similar question, I though that is same person and I answered without checking chat history to see that they were from different countries… she replied accusing me for being RUDE. Other people said SHE is the rude one, not me.
99% people live in 4-sided rooms, there are few HDB blocks numbered 444 with healthy and happy residents, and below you can see a chatlog with a very paranoid person that cancel flat booking just because he booked a BTO flat on 4th floor then heard from an idiot friend that number 4 means DEATH in Chinese superstition culture!
He said that my formula is “not correct” and when I asked him to give a correct formula, he didn’t replied anymore, 20 minutes later he quit chat and I feel sorry for not emailing him immediately, I was also busy with website redesign during 13 and 20 March, I hoped that he will come back by his own to continue conversation, 3 days later I sent follow up emails to 20 people that I talked with over last few months, asking him to come back to continue our conversation, but he said that made own database because lost a week waiting for me. I do not understand what he was waiting a week for?
I asked him if he wants to purchase a property and he said NO… but continued to talk and ask a lot of questions that I do not see their scope, wasting my time for no reason. It’s funny how the chat ended.
This person asked me to help him by giving blank images in certain resolutions, this was weird like a child prank because anyone can open Paint himself, set photo resolution and save blank image. Then he said that is working in a construction firm and need architectural services from me!
I made this website focusing primarily on housing information and architectural design services… and one day someone emailed me a DUMB question that have nothing to do with the services I offer. He asked if people use red curtains in their homes because saw red curtains at his brother online relationship with a woman, 3 months later he replied me again to say that woman was a SCAMMER.
This customer claim that will build 200 apartments… but cannot pay more than $400 to architect? Thanks to these idiots I am no longer interested in offering architectural design services or answering people contacting me on architecture subject.
An idiot from Netherlands pretend that want to purchase a database from me, but he ask random questions, make false accusations of mental diseases and racist remarks. Is obvious that he came to troll and waste my time.
Customer ask me to “send” elevation and 3D for a house project I made only floor plan, I tell him that I can design them for a price, but he refuse to pay.
I though that games are for children or students in 20s until they get a job and/or set up a family, but I was WRONG!
This person from Croatia asked few questions about Chinese cars, and assuming that he want to purchase a car database, I answered his questions. Usually do not take more than 15 minutes to convince customers to purchase or not purchase a database, but he kept asking questions for more than 90 minutes and I realized that he is not going to buy anything, he is just an idiot chatting non-sense and wasting my time from serving REAL customers!
Update: I believe that SAME person is responsible for few dozens stupid messages received over last 4 years (at least).
I am selling databases about cars and real estate, and this customer ask me to create a database of phone numbers of parents around his local business… very, very offtopic!
Someone from Malaysia contacted me saying that is from Indonesia and want to buy a luxury bungalow in Singapore, this could be a major deal for William, my partner agent selling properties in Singapore. I assumed that he is a businessman travelling through multiple countries, in 1st and 2nd chats he apparently wasn’t able to speak English so I activated chat auto-translate for Chinese, but in 3rd chat he asked me to talk English because don’t understand and saying “why should I trust this” looks suspicious if he was an actual customer because it sounded like a child making a PRANK.
Customer claims that is a mobile shop (a business that should have money) but he want mobile phones database for FREE?
want buildings database for free but I don’t understand he takes this project which he claim that is not paid for
This person initially sounded like a customer interested in Japan Car Database I am selling, then said that want to buy all databases and resell… Read More »Non-serious customer, probably a kid (2019-04-15)
We all know that SERS is just for old blocks built up to 1980 and he is asking when a recently-built block (2007) will get SERS. I answered his questions nice and he rate chat BAD, call me “gay” and accuse me for not replying fast enough. What is wrong with some Singaporeans?