Toss Smithe & his friends – $10,000 architectural design which turned to be a fucking PRANK

Hello Mr. Teoalida. My name is Toss Smithe, and I am interested in contracting you for paying job. You will have approximately three months to complete it, and if the finished product is as expected, we are willing to pay around $10,000. I would like a custom designed 3D model floor plan, preferably done in AutoCAD… He even created an email address purposely for this joke: [email protected] and signature “Private Contractor” gave me impression of a legitimate customer.

Non-sense chat (2018-02-06) – help me finding my dad and buy a car database

This person visited Car Database section of my website, and turned to be not a customer but an idiot kid… I have no idea how this kid came to my website to ANNOY me for 2 days with his non-sense questions, changing IP 4 times and pretend to be someone else.

Country: United Kingdom
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/

Chat started on Tuesday, February 06, 2018 1:29:11 PM

(1:29:11 PM) *** Visitor 99115284 has joined the chat ***
(1:29:13 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… are you looking for a specific database? you are welcome for a chat!
(1:29:23 PM) Visitor 99115284: no
(1:29:28 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:29:29 PM) Teoalida: why??
(1:29:34 PM) Visitor 99115284: because no
(1:29:45 PM) Teoalida: what are you looking for in this case?
(1:29:52 PM) Visitor 99115284: not you
(1:30:09 PM) Visitor 99115284: why are you here
(1:30:25 PM) Visitor 99115284: are you my long lost dad?
(1:30:26 PM) Teoalida: I am here to help customers choosing right products, what is the problem?
(1:30:37 PM) Visitor 99115284: i have lost my dad
(1:31:06 PM) Visitor 99115284: can you help me?
(1:31:09 PM) Visitor 99115284: please
(1:31:28 PM) Teoalida: you sound like a kid having fun on customer service
(1:32:01 PM) Visitor 99115284: not at all
(1:32:17 PM) Visitor 99115284: i need help
(1:32:43 PM) Teoalida: I am here to offer help regarding MY products
(1:32:56 PM) Visitor 99115284: i am here to find my dad
(1:33:25 PM) Visitor 99115284: help me
(1:33:53 PM) Visitor 99115284: what are your products
(1:34:46 PM) Visitor 99115284 has rated the chat Bad
(1:34:56 PM) Visitor 99115284 commented: “Horrific service”
(1:35:01 PM) Teoalida: since you are NOT interested in my products or services I’m gonna END this chat
(1:35:10 PM) Visitor 99115284: cool
(1:35:11 PM) Visitor 99115284: help me
(1:35:13 PM) Visitor 99115284: please
(1:35:17 PM) Visitor 99115284: i lost my dad
(1:35:50 PM) *** Visitor 99115284 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, February 06, 2018 1:48:48 PM

(1:48:48 PM) *** Visitor 31675125 has joined the chat ***
(1:48:48 PM) Visitor 31675125: hello
(1:48:58 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:48:59 PM) Teoalida: hi
(1:49:07 PM) Visitor 31675125: do you remember me?
(1:49:28 PM) Teoalida: yeah… same IP like the idiot asking about dad
(1:49:48 PM) Visitor 31675125: not me?
(1:50:00 PM) Visitor 31675125: i lost my mum
(1:50:20 PM) Teoalida: excuse me, do you want to ban your IP?
(1:50:35 PM) Teoalida: stop disturbing me with your stupid messages
(1:50:45 PM) Visitor 31675125: but seriously.. what do you actually offer?
(1:51:30 PM) Teoalida: doesn’t matter… if you would have been interested you were starting with “I am looking for….”
(1:51:46 PM) Visitor 31675125: i did start with that?
(1:51:52 PM) Visitor 31675125: i am looking for.. my dad
(1:54:47 PM) *** Visitor 31675125 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, February 06, 2018 2:03:34 PM

(2:03:34 PM) *** Visitor 31675125 has joined the chat ***
(2:03:34 PM) Visitor 31675125: can you help me with my car? i am looking for a soloution
(2:03:39 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(2:04:06 PM) Teoalida: I bet that is AGAIN not related with my business
(2:04:25 PM) Visitor 31675125: you sell car databases yes? so you mu8st know something?
(2:05:14 PM) Visitor 31675125: must*
(2:05:19 PM) Visitor 31675125: so can you help?
(2:05:29 PM) Visitor 31675125: i have a foreign object stuck in my exhaust
(2:05:41 PM) Visitor 31675125: i tried to fix it and got it stuck in the fan
(2:06:41 PM) Teoalida: so funny
(2:07:19 PM) Visitor 31675125: please help
(2:07:27 PM) Visitor 31675125: my dad tried fixing it and failed
(2:07:31 PM) Visitor 31675125: he then ran off
(2:09:13 PM) Visitor 31675125: so
(2:09:22 PM) Visitor 31675125: can you help?
(2:09:50 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/
(2:10:03 PM) Visitor 31675125: i cannot see
(2:10:08 PM) Visitor 31675125: please elaborarte
(2:11:13 PM) Teoalida: Can I post your chat in above page? you’re too funny
(2:11:19 PM) Visitor 31675125: im hilarious
(2:12:27 PM) Visitor 31675125: but no
(2:12:31 PM) Visitor 31675125: i do not give permission
(2:12:42 PM) Visitor 31675125: i will sue you for copyright
(2:15:56 PM) Visitor 31675125: why you no reply
(2:15:58 PM) Visitor 31675125: i need my dad
(2:16:37 PM) Teoalida: because I am trying to close a deal with a CUSTOMER
(2:16:46 PM) Visitor 31675125: i am a CUSTOMER
(2:18:15 PM) Visitor 31675125: Visitor uploaded: download.png
URL: https://v2uploads.zopim.io/g/y/Q/gyQv0zvvEw4pbx3wM2qzBO2gUxltXvhR/9085bef84d61dc919719b618dd14310f6eb8c34e.png
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(2:21:56 PM) Visitor 31675125: i love you
(2:24:17 PM) *** Visitor 31675125 has left ***

Chat started on Wednesday, February 07, 2018 3:13:37 PM

(3:13:37 PM) *** Visitor 9366616 has joined the chat ***
(3:13:37 PM) Visitor 9366616: hi
(3:13:44 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:13:47 PM) Teoalida: hello
(3:13:52 PM) Visitor 9366616: how are you/
(3:13:56 PM) Visitor 9366616: ?*
(3:14:44 PM) Teoalida: fine, why?
(3:14:50 PM) Visitor 9366616: just wondering
(3:15:12 PM) Visitor 9366616: so i am interetsed in buying all your databases
(3:15:58 PM) Teoalida: what region is your business targeting?
(3:16:20 PM) Visitor 9366616: the whole world i am after these for my research purposes
(3:18:03 PM) Teoalida: what level of details per car?
(3:18:13 PM) Visitor 9366616: all of them
(3:18:50 PM) Teoalida: why do you have same IP with the kid who yesterday said that lost his mom / dad?
(3:19:00 PM) Visitor 9366616: i am not sure
(3:20:06 PM) Visitor 9366616: i am interested in buying
(3:21:03 PM) Teoalida: you sound like trolling again to sound like a big customer… real customers have specific needs, they don’t say “buying all your databases”
(3:21:53 PM) Visitor 9366616: my dad who ran away is interested in finding out about cars and said he will ome back if i buy them
(3:21:58 PM) Visitor 9366616: come*
(3:23:24 PM) Visitor 9366616: so…
(3:23:28 PM) Visitor 9366616: can i buy?
(3:24:06 PM) Teoalida: if you have enough money, feel free to buy
(3:24:26 PM) Visitor 9366616: thank you, this will really help me getting my dad back he is interested in cars
(3:24:26 PM) Teoalida: but I think that you’re joking
(3:24:46 PM) Visitor 9366616: im not joking
(3:28:25 PM) Visitor 9366616: so can you help
(3:28:50 PM) Teoalida: just click green buttons and buy what databases do you need
(3:29:27 PM) Visitor 9366616: but i need help
(3:29:29 PM) Visitor 9366616: can you herlp?
(3:31:28 PM) Teoalida: what help do you need?
(3:31:51 PM) Visitor 9366616: life
(3:32:00 PM) Visitor 9366616: i need help with life
(3:45:36 PM) *** Visitor 9366616 has left ***

Chat started on Wednesday, February 07, 2018 3:48:34 PM

(3:48:34 PM) *** Visitor 91293655 has joined the chat ***
(3:48:34 PM) Visitor 91293655: I need help
(3:48:59 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:49:11 PM) Teoalida: you don’t need any help, you just like wasting other people’s time
(3:49:29 PM) Visitor 91293655: i just got on what are you on about
(3:49:43 PM) Visitor 91293655: ive only just came on first time today
(3:51:20 PM) Visitor 91293655: check my ip address this is the first time ive came on this webpage
(3:52:04 PM) Visitor 91293655: wow this webpageis terrible i dont even get feedback
(3:52:17 PM) Visitor 91293655: is this why u get no customers
(3:52:27 PM) Visitor 91293655: gay
(3:53:01 PM) *** Visitor 91293655 has left ***

Chat started on Wednesday, March 14, 2018 1:41:01 PM

(1:41:01 PM) *** Visitor 99115284 has joined the chat ***
(1:41:01 PM) Visitor 99115284: hi
(1:41:12 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:41:13 PM) Teoalida: hello
(1:41:26 PM) Visitor 99115284: i am looking to purcahse a dtaabse
(1:41:43 PM) Visitor 99115284: database*
(1:42:37 PM) Teoalida: feel free to purchase… which one?
(1:43:09 PM) Visitor 99115284: its for my dad
(1:46:13 PM) *** Visitor 99115284 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, March 20, 2018 1:29:00 PM

(1:29:00 PM) *** Visitor 99115284 has joined the chat ***
(1:29:01 PM) Visitor 99115284: i would like to buy a database
(1:29:26 PM) Visitor 99115284: i would like to sell it to my dad
(1:29:45 PM) Visitor 99115284: so how do i make profit by buying your database
(1:30:42 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:30:50 PM) Teoalida: isn’t easier to tell to your dad to purchase?
(1:31:22 PM) Teoalida: what business field is he in?
(1:31:32 PM) Visitor 99115284: he works in a brothel
(1:31:55 PM) Teoalida: why he needs a car database?
(1:32:29 PM) Visitor 99115284: i would like to buy your database and use it to make more money than you by uploading them to my site so they can find out what kind of car is best for “you know what” 😉
(1:33:21 PM) Teoalida: Please respect my terms of service and DON’T upload my database on other sites
(1:33:46 PM) Teoalida: better to say, don’t resell it
(1:34:10 PM) Visitor 99115284: Ok i shall not do that.. but still i would like to know the best car to do the “you know what” and i need your permission
(1:35:47 PM) Teoalida: hey, I can see that we had 2 previous chats, 6 february and 14 march
(1:36:01 PM) *** Visitor 99115284 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, March 20, 2018 1:43:38 PM

(1:43:38 PM) *** Visitor 17440750 has joined the chat ***
(1:43:38 PM) Visitor 17440750: sorry i have had to switch devices
(1:43:49 PM) Visitor 17440750: are you still able to help?
(1:43:59 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:44:12 PM) Teoalida: every time I talk with you, I see same non-serious and childish attitude
(1:44:20 PM) Visitor 17440750: i am serious
(1:44:55 PM) Teoalida: if you are serious, tell to your dad to visit my website and make a deal
(1:45:07 PM) Teoalida: but for what reason someone working in a brother would need a car database?
(1:45:36 PM) Teoalida: I think about blocking your IP
(1:46:34 PM) Visitor 17440750: he just wishes to knwo the best car to do the you know what 😉
(1:48:18 PM) Teoalida: there is no clear way to define “best car”
(1:48:22 PM) Teoalida: but check this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_of_the_Year
(1:48:42 PM) Visitor 17440750: is this comfortable and easy to move in?
(1:49:07 PM) Teoalida: if this is what you and your dad want to know, you don’t even need to spend money buying my database
(1:49:24 PM) Teoalida: my database don’t give BEST or WORST ratings, but just technical specifications of every car
(1:50:05 PM) Visitor 17440750: we need to know technical performances
(1:52:43 PM) Visitor 17440750: help me
(1:56:12 PM) *** Visitor 17440750 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, March 20, 2018 1:51:29 PM

(1:51:29 PM) *** Visitor 20348654 has joined the chat ***
(1:51:29 PM) Visitor 20348654: how can i download this car database for excel
(1:51:40 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:51:44 PM) Teoalida: same IP….
(1:51:58 PM) Visitor 20348654: sorry what?
(1:52:36 PM) Teoalida: click the blue buttons to download SAMPLES and green buttons to purchase FULL database
(1:52:56 PM) Visitor 20348654: who dies in avengers infinity war btw babes
(1:53:19 PM) Teoalida: excuse me, do you want your IP banned?
(1:53:40 PM) Teoalida: stop talking bullshit on business websites
(1:53:43 PM) Visitor 20348654: no thanks who dies in avengers infinity war]
(1:54:01 PM) Visitor 20348654: naughty swearing on a buisness website
(1:54:19 PM) Visitor 20348654: remember the customer is always right 😉
(1:54:34 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/chat/2018-02-06/
(1:55:20 PM) Visitor 20348654: what
(1:55:57 PM) Visitor 20348654: do you think spiderman will die in avengers
(1:56:01 PM) Visitor 20348654: ?
(1:56:11 PM) Visitor 20348654 has rated the chat Bad
(1:56:31 PM) Teoalida: now let me to do my job, stop disturbing unecessarily
(1:56:52 PM) Visitor 20348654 commented: “didnt tell me the information i need she must be a DC Comics fan or something discusted!!!”
(1:57:16 PM) Visitor 20348654: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM ???
(1:57:37 PM) Teoalida: I will be away from computer a bit
(1:57:48 PM) Visitor 20348654: “quote from legend”
(1:57:48 PM) Teoalida: I know, you are this https://www.teoalida.com/chat/2018-02-06/
(1:59:02 PM) *** Visitor 20348654 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, March 20, 2018 2:01:09 PM

(2:01:09 PM) *** Visitor 20348654 has joined the chat ***
(2:01:09 PM) Visitor 20348654: i am a legend
(2:02:03 PM) *** Visitor 20348654 has left ***

SCAM alert for website owners

This email is from China Intellectual Property Office, which mainly deal with International Trademark and Domain Name etc. Here we have something to confirm with you. Today, we received a formal application. A company named “FongKo Investment Co.,Ltd” was applying to register ” teoalida ” as its international trademark and some domain names(.asia/.cn/.com.cn/.hk/.com.hk/.tw)

What service are you interested in?

In November 2017 I had a large number of visitors on Life Story page. This do not happen naturally. Most likely someone has presented my website to his friends, having mysterious interest in my personal life for unknown scope. I received a comment, followed by 2 chats, all 3 mysterious people asking SIMILAR questions. 2 days later, a 4th person started a chat asking a series of questions about my services but without saying what service he actually want from me.

Property investment SCAM

This was “property purchase” type of scam, so probably looking for real estate websites, found mine, which have articles about multiple countries, but don’t know how he landed in North Korea article, and assumed that I am living in North Korea. A very IDIOT scammer, North Korea is the only country in the world where nobody can purchase properties (communist government own all real estate) and there is no internet access, so being online should have been obvious that I am living elsewhere.

SCAM alert for real estate agents

I received an email, slightly off my business field. By starting with “Hello Mr. Steven Mak”, I though that he may have sent emails to another person previously then he copy-paste forgetting to change name. Scammers never address by names. Scammers send mass mails with empty TO: field, his email had at TO: my Yahoo email address. So I replied. His 3rd email looked suspicious as he used word TRUST excessively, and bad english, and at 4th email he said that will give me 20% of his 22 million dollars, I realized that is a SCAM. Most likely he was going to ask me to open a bank account in his country to wire the promised funds, but ask several fees in advance.

Rare coincidence: meeting someone born in same town with me

Although I have Romanian visitors on my website, looking for information about Romania, I had a rare coincidence with someone from Germany who found my website by looking for information about North Korea. He replied at chat despite that didn’t needed anything from me, then he mentioned Romania. This would have been the first time I met a Romanian visiting North Korea page, but the real surprise came when I showed him photos from my city, he said that is born in SAME city with me: Ploieşti.


Chat started on Friday, August 12, 2016 8:51:39 AM
Country: Germany
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

(8:51:39 AM) *** Visitor 17307615 has joined the chat ***
(8:51:41 AM) Teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(8:58:59 AM) Visitor: thank you!
(8:59:13 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(8:59:14 AM) Teoalida: for?
(9:00:10 AM) Visitor: I just saw this “Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!”. So I thought I’d be polite and say thank you!
(9:00:40 AM) Teoalida: oh I though that you refer at something else, needing something from me, etc
(9:35:43 AM) *** Visitor 17307615 has left ***


Chat started on Friday, August 12, 2016 10:55:13 AM
Country: Germany
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

(10:55:13 AM) *** Visitor 17307615 has joined the chat ***
(10:55:13 AM) Visitor: Such a beautiful country, beautiful people. Wishing them a brighter future! Nice website, thank you!
(10:55:23 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(10:55:24 AM) Teoalida: good
(10:56:18 AM) Teoalida: can’t believe North Korea became most visited page of the 11 pages of countries studied by me
(10:58:44 AM) Visitor: To started I wanted to visit the country. But, as someone who also grew in communism (Romania), I refuse to visit a place like I would visit a theme park. So I read extensively, watched documentaries, and try to keep informed (as much as one can when it comes to DPRK) from a distance. If (and I strongly home that) DPRK will become a free land, I would love to go and visit it.
(10:59:22 AM) Teoalida: what? you grew in Romania or you refer at me?
(11:01:23 AM) Visitor: No, I…grew up in Romania. Was talking about me.
(11:01:43 AM) Teoalida: LOL…. https://www.teoalida.com/myhome/
(11:03:45 AM) Visitor: this is amazing!! You’re showing me my birthtown!!
(11:03:54 AM) Teoalida: you sure is same town?
(11:04:05 AM) Teoalida: would be an incredible coincidence
(11:04:38 AM) Visitor: This is Ploiesti.
(11:07:17 AM) Teoalida: cartier?
(11:08:12 AM) Visitor: Bariera Bucuresti.
(11:08:28 AM) Teoalida: mda… si tu unde ai stat?
(11:08:40 AM) Teoalida: cand te-ai dus in Germania?
(11:08:46 AM) Visitor: Nord.
(11:09:39 AM) Visitor: e poveste lunga, dar frumoasa, cu o linie destul de curbata prin Europa.
(11:12:56 AM) Visitor: Anyway..eu o sa ies acum. Am ajus aici cautand informatii despre artera aia principala din captiala DPRK. Excelent site-ul, felicitari. Mi-a parut bine! 🙂
(11:13:19 AM) Teoalida: btw sunt nascut in 1989 deci nu am prins mult din comunism
(11:13:28 AM) Teoalida: dar mi-au zis parintii si bunicii ca era frumos… mai frumos ca anii 1990
(11:13:52 AM) Teoalida: uita-te si la www.teoalida.com/lifeinmycountry/
(11:15:42 AM) Visitor: lumea era un pic mai linistita, dar sa nu regretati nicio data o lume in care totul era rationalizat, totul. Mi-am pierdut copilaria lalergand de la o coada la alta. Am pierdut nopti pentru tacamuri oribile. Germania de Este a vrut si a depasit momentul. Romania nu a avut parte de aceesi sustinere. Dar poate candva va veni si randul nostru.
(11:16:14 AM) Teoalida: s-au imbunatatit multe in Romania intre 2002 si 2008
(11:16:19 AM) Teoalida: d-asta intreb cand ai plecat
(11:17:59 AM) *** Visitor 17307615 has left ***

SCAM alert for web designers

He don’t even ask for my portfolio to make sure I am able to do his job, instead he say directly that will ship to me his credit card to charge for the sum of $6,450 and request me to pay $3,000 to a person who provide content, probably afterwards he was going to block the card or chargeback the $6,450, scamming me with $3,000.

What I did wrong? Customer say that the way I reply is not correct

I publish this chat here so I can ask other people what I did wrong?

Chat started on Friday, May 06, 2016 10:26:11 AM
Country: India
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/checkout/

(10:26:11 AM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(10:26:13 AM) teoalida: Hello from website admin… would you like to know more about certain car database? you are welcome for a chat!
(10:36:55 AM) Visitor: Hello there
(10:37:02 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(10:37:03 AM) Teoalida: hi
(10:39:02 AM) Teoalida: can I help?
(10:45:59 AM) *** Visitor has left ***

(10:49:00 AM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(10:49:01 AM) Visitor: Need to know the details about indian database
(10:49:07 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(10:49:14 AM) Teoalida: more exactly?
(10:56:19 AM) Visitor: Like the exact specs and vehicles in it
(10:56:36 AM) Teoalida: Open the sample file to see what specs are there
(10:58:12 AM) Visitor: what about the vehicles
(10:58:40 AM) Teoalida: in my database there’s all vehicles that are on Carwale
(10:59:57 AM) *** Visitor has left ***

(1:00:01 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(1:00:03 PM) teoalida: Hello from website admin… would you like to know more about certain car database? you are welcome for a chat!
(1:03:03 PM) teoalida: may I know what are you looking for, more exactly?
(1:04:45 PM) Visitor: can you please direct me to some senior representative
(1:04:57 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:05:06 PM) Teoalida: representative of…?
(1:05:42 PM) Visitor: im sorry to say but the way you reply is not correct
(1:05:54 PM) Visitor: id like to speak to any one else
(1:05:56 PM) Visitor: sorry
(1:06:03 PM) Teoalida: to who? this is one-person website
(1:06:36 PM) Visitor: No one in sales?
(1:06:56 PM) Teoalida: I am the only one who create databases and also offer sales support
(1:07:23 PM) Visitor: okay
(1:07:43 PM) Visitor: nothing else to know
(1:07:47 PM) Visitor: thank you sir
(1:07:56 PM) Teoalida: what is the problem more exactly?
(1:08:18 PM) Teoalida: and how “the way I reply is not correct”?
(1:09:00 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

Funny singlish with Lim Pei

There’s IMPOSSIBLE to read this chat without laughing… That’s a truly funny singaporean english. Using lots of words that I do not understand, including the overused ARH and LIM BEI words which at end I figured that may have been his name.

Funny horny girl

A lonely but horny girl, visited The Sims section of my website and started talking about something totally unrelated with website content! I replied her, with funny messages but still maintained a level of seriousness.

Having fun with scammers: another Ayesha Gaddafi

I tried to have fun with one of the dozens scammers who email me each month, to see how the scam is done and how far away the scammer can go, to post it there, amuse friends and eventually send to fraud-prevention organizations. We exchanged 44 emails over 12 days.

You can see how smart is the scam criminal, well-made story trying to get my confidence, although she made few mistakes that gave her away, but also see how smart I am, to act like an naive victim and pretend that I am confident in her and I am going to send her money!

Having fun with scammers: Aisha Gaddafi

The criminal is pretending to be Aisha Gaddafi (daughter of Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi killed on 20 October 2011). She inform me that want to relocate to my country and will ship to me a box with 16.5 million USD, allowing me to keep 30% of total sum for helping her escaping from Ghana.

She is telling me to contact another person from criminal group who is pretending to be a lawyer, which probably was going to request me several hundred dollars as shipping cost / insurance fee or whatever… but the fraud attempt had an unexpected turnout!

Nigerian scammer

We all know the scammers sending mass mails announcing us that we receive a large sum of money but ask us to pay several fees in advance. But some day, a scammer choose to contact me via my website chat rather than sending emails. I tried to play the role of a naive guy to see how he is trying to SCAM me, but this scammer was really idiot, he did not even know how to trick me!

Robot “girls” doing webcam shows on Yahoo Messenger

I got contacted by several such robots, most use this message when adding me: “Please add me to your Yahoo messenger contact list so we can chat. Thanks.”, all pretends to be girls from Florida, saying that are ready to undress and strip in front of webcam, telling me to join some adult erotic websites where credit card is required, supposedly only to verify age, but most likely they want to steal my bank details and MONEY.