Web Analytics Made Easy -
StatCounter

Funny horny girl

A lonely but horny girl, visited The Sims section of my website and started talking about something totally unrelated with website content! I replied her, with funny messages but still maintained a level of seriousness.

 

Wednesday, 9 Jul, 2014
Country: United States
[1:41] chat support @ teoalida.com (trigger): Hello and welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need anything or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
[1:42] Visitor: so how are you
[1:42] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[1:42] Teoalida: happy, why?
[1:42] Visitor: just asking are u a boy or a girl
[1:42] Teoalida: boy
[1:43] Visitor: how old are u
[1:43] Teoalida: hmm… give me an age?
[1:43] Visitor: for me
[1:44] Visitor: wanna have sex
[1:44] Teoalida: Why do you ask for personal info without telling first what do you want
[1:44] Visitor: sex
[1:44] Teoalida: but I see what do you want… to have fun on online chats!
[1:45] Visitor: i guess so but have sex with me
[1:45] Teoalida: are you girl or boy?
[1:45] Visitor: girl
[1:45] Teoalida: because I am NOT gay
[1:46] Teoalida: Are you serious?
[1:46] Visitor: yes
[1:46] Teoalida: Long time passed since last time I heard a girl saying that wants sex
[1:47] Visitor: really but so sex or not
[1:48] Teoalida: How to have sex online???!!!
[1:48] Visitor: we can meet up somewhere but i need to how old u are
[1:49] Teoalida: 25… and you?
[1:49] Visitor: 23
[1:49] Teoalida: Wanna met? let me open Google Earth to measure
[1:50] Visitor: ok
[1:50] Teoalida: 8830 km
[1:50] Visitor: where do u want to meet
[1:50] Teoalida: distance between your city and my city
[1:51] Visitor: where do u want to meet
[1:52] Teoalida: You are kidding so much…. can you come to me? I don’t have passport
[1:52] Visitor: sure but where do u live
[1:53] Teoalida: Keep browsing my website and you will see
[1:54] Visitor: okay when i get there fuck me hard til i scream
[1:54] Teoalida: I see that you opened a single page and opened chat right away
[1:54] Visitor: yep i sure did
[1:55] Teoalida: there’s 3 buildings from my country that I built in The Sims and published on website
[1:55] Visitor: so are u going to do it
[1:55] Teoalida: No, because I am a serious man
[1:55] Visitor: are u white or black
[1:56] Teoalida: I don’t enjoy joking so much
[1:56] Teoalida: c’mon I am not from USA in case that’s what do you think
[1:57] Visitor: so are u fuck me or not answer the question please
[1:57] Teoalida: I have sex only with serious girls
[1:57] Visitor: i am a serious girl honest
[1:59] Visitor: so are u white or black can u please answer this question
[1:59] Teoalida: clearly you AREN’T…. a serious girl will NEVER ask for sex a boy met online especially if met in a The Sims fan page and don’t know anything about him, instead of met in a dating website
[1:59] Teoalida: white
[1:59] Visitor is now known as Kathy123
[2:01] Kathy123: me too i so sorry i just really want sex i seen everybody doing it i just thought it would be cool if some did it to me because i want know how it feels
[2:02] Teoalida: You don’t have boyfriends in your own city?
[2:03] Kathy123: i did he never wanted to do with me and we broke up because he had to move
[2:03] Teoalida: I am not referring at ONE… you don’t have boys in your city to make one boyfriend?
[2:04] Kathy123: did not think of that i gonna go out and try find one and have sex with him
[2:05] Kathy123: so can we be friends
[2:05] Teoalida: most boys I know love sex…. any estimation how many boys refuse a girl asking for sex?
[2:06] Teoalida: how much % of boys refuse a girl asking for sex?
[2:06] Kathy123: 100%
[2:07] Kathy123: or none i dont know
[2:07] Teoalida: Can’t believe
[2:07] Teoalida: or you are superugly or something else that keep boys away
[2:08] Kathy123: i have to go i dont spend time with boys u call me ugly
[2:08] Teoalida: sorry if was offence
[2:08] Kathy123: its okay so friends
[2:08] Teoalida: and yes we can be friends BUT CAN YOU talk about something else? related with website
[2:09] Teoalida: I haven’t put this chat to talk about sex and other kidding
[2:09] Kathy123: bye r u going to be on tomorrow
[2:10] Teoalida: wait… can I post this chat in FUNNY CHATS section? you were really funny!
[2:10] Kathy123: it was all a joke any way
[2:10] Teoalida: in 2 years you were only 2nd person who talk about sex
[2:11] Teoalida: For your laughing… this was 1st https://www.teoalida.com/chat/chat-2012-08-30/
[2:11] Kathy123: r u going to be on tomorrow
[2:12] Teoalida: yes, everyday… but if you visit my website later hour than now, I will be sleeping
[2:12] Kathy123: bye
[2:12] Teoalida: I go to sleep in about 30 min
[2:13] Teoalida: = I will be offline
[2:13] Kathy123: okay lmao
[2:16] Kathy123 has left the conversation

Wednesday, 9 Jul, 2014
Country: United States

[2:24] chat support @ teoalida.com (trigger): Hello and welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need anything or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
[2:27] Kathy123 is now known as Maria Anderson
[2:27] Maria Anderson: do u have any glass houses
[2:28] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[2:28] Teoalida: There is one posted under name The cube of glass
[2:28] Maria Anderson: is that the only one
[2:28] Teoalida: or… how do you define glass house?
[2:28] Teoalida: show me examples?
[2:29] Maria Anderson: glass all over the house
[2:29] Teoalida: And look there for photos with all https://www.teoalida.com/thesims/list-of-houses/
[2:29] Teoalida: which is the most beautiful and most ugly?
[2:29] Maria Anderson: thank you very much u are very helpful
[2:32] Maria Anderson: do have small house with one or two or three bedrooms
[2:32] Teoalida: I have 3 houses, that table should help you to find right house
[2:32] Teoalida: BUT… you never build? only download ready-made houses by other players?
[2:33] Maria Anderson: thanks i have a question
[2:34] Teoalida: I have 37 houses… I mean
[2:35] Maria Anderson: i have made to the cube of glass but i can`t see the house
[2:36] Teoalida: Works fine at me
[2:36] Teoalida: images displayed, download link working
[2:36] Teoalida: what you can’t see
[2:36] Maria Anderson: the picture of the house to see the inside like the other ones
[2:37] Teoalida: There are few photos not working because I deleted all from Photobucket, instead of reuploading same screenshots on own server, I wanted to go in game to take new screenshots… but didn’t had time
[2:37] Maria Anderson: okay bye
[2:37] Teoalida: Do you mean that I didn’t posted floorplan?
[2:37] Teoalida: is done on purpose
[2:38] Maria Anderson has left the conversation

An architect having fun

Someone made a joke with Indian outsourcing in SketchUp then disclosed that is an architect from United States. I don’t understand why he accused me “are you trying to troll me?

Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/

Chat started on Tuesday, July 03, 2018 10:14:28 AM

(10:14:28 AM) *** Visitor 18194036 has joined the chat ***
(10:14:30 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… may I know what are you looking for? If you need any help, drop here a message!
(10:25:11 AM) Visitor: hi
(10:25:20 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(10:25:21 AM) Teoalida: what’s up
(10:25:40 AM) Visitor: how are you tonight?
(10:26:01 AM) Teoalida: working as everyday, who are you? returning customer?
(10:27:04 AM) Visitor: My name is Adhbar, and I am contacting you from India to offer you CAD services in a new and revolutionary software called SketchUp.
(10:27:28 AM) Teoalida: did we talked before?
(10:27:44 AM) Visitor: I don’t think so, sir
(10:27:52 AM) Teoalida: weird, you addressed like a returning customer
(10:28:20 AM) Teoalida: and why I would hire someone working in “revolutionary software” SketchUp when I am myself using AutoCAD for 20 years?
(10:28:32 AM) Visitor: LOL
(10:28:38 AM) Visitor: I’m kidding you
(10:28:56 AM) Visitor: My name is Daniel and I’ located in Houston, Texas
(10:29:22 AM) Teoalida: if you can learn AutoCAD and architecture I can give you part of my works
(10:29:24 AM) Visitor: I found your articles on Indian spammers because I am struggling with the same problem
(10:29:41 AM) Visitor: I am an Architect myself
(10:30:11 AM) Visitor: I’ve been using AutoCAD for 20 years as well
(10:30:54 AM) Teoalida: do you managed to earn any significant sum of money from this kind of jobs?
(10:31:12 AM) Visitor: Yes
(10:31:31 AM) Teoalida: how much are you earning?
(10:31:57 AM) Teoalida: and how do you find customers? do you have a website to promote your services? do you get contacted by customers wasting your time looking for free services like at me?
(10:32:49 AM) Visitor: Where are you located?
(10:33:06 AM) Teoalida: Romania
(10:33:15 AM) Teoalida: how I can contact you? any email or skype?
(10:33:21 AM) Teoalida: BRB 5 min
(10:34:02 AM) Visitor: Are you trying to troll me?
(10:34:46 AM) Teoalida: why do you call troll?
(10:35:09 AM) Visitor: I am reading your article about how to deal with Indian spammers
(10:35:21 AM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/big-collaboration-offer/
(10:35:21 AM) Teoalida: BRB
(10:35:23 AM) Visitor: Maybe you think I am an Indian spammer
(10:39:17 AM) Visitor: Have a good night. Thanks for the information on how to deal with Indiands
(10:39:20 AM) Teoalida: i
(10:39:23 AM) Visitor: Indians*
(10:39:29 AM) Teoalida: I understand that you are an architect and being spammed by indians
(10:39:33 AM) Teoalida: I am not calling you a spammer
(10:39:51 AM) Teoalida: I am asking how successful is your experience in architecture
(10:40:07 AM) Visitor: It is quite successful
(10:40:20 AM) Teoalida: because mine was a failure
(10:40:26 AM) Teoalida: how did you made it successful?
(10:40:27 AM) Visitor: I won’t disclose my income, though
(10:40:47 AM) Visitor: Are you a graduated architect?
(10:41:09 AM) Teoalida: Let me disclose my income… 5000 USD earned in 4 years in which I offered architecture services
(10:41:23 AM) Teoalida: and now I am earning from IT same sum, but per month
(10:42:30 AM) Teoalida: I am not graduated, well this isn’t a problem. The main problem is that 9 of 10 people who contacted me wanted floor plans for FREE!!!
(10:42:54 AM) Visitor: Yes, I know how that works
(10:42:56 AM) Teoalida: so I am asking if you have a website similar with mine
(10:43:10 AM) Visitor: So you’re not doing architecture anymore?
(10:43:18 AM) Teoalida: because making a website like this + live chat made me filled up by indians wasting my time looking for free services
(10:43:44 AM) Teoalida: the PAYING customers were another problem, most wanted so many revisions for their project that I never enjoyed architecture job
(10:44:03 AM) Teoalida: read full story https://www.teoalida.com/design/housing/#leaving-architecture-business
(10:44:14 AM) Teoalida: if you want some US projects from me let me know
(10:45:45 AM) Teoalida: also do you happen to know who is this? https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/big-collaboration-offer/ , also any opinions about this chat is welcome
(10:47:59 AM) Teoalida: One of the architects that I employed is from Philippines and he earn $2000 per month after 20+ years of career, he PROVED how poorly is paid architecture and convinced me to quit job, can you prove that architecture is well paid?
(10:53:30 AM) Teoalida: how long takes to design a house in average? how do you deal with customers who change mind often and ask 10+ revisions for a house?
(10:55:12 AM) *** Visitor 18194036 has left ***

The funny idiot call me robot

Talking for 5 min and still believing that he is talking with a ROBOT!

Real robots reply fixed messages based by certain words.
How to identify chat bots: write single-word messages with bad grammar (robots would not understand), or repeat same question (robots would repeat too).

23 May 2012:
Website address: http://teoalida.webs.com/thesims2.htm
Chat transcript:
(14:08:20)  Teoalida Hello, as the website admin, I made this chat to can talk with visitors … Do you enjoy my website or have any questions? Reply here to start a live chat with me!
(14:08:20)  Visitor Hello.
(14:08:38)  Visitor Are you alive?

He closed chat window in 20 sec, faster that I could answer

24 May 2012:
Website address: http://teoalida.webs.com/thesims2.htm

Chat transcript:
(16:23:41) Teoalida Hello, I am not a robot, I am the website admin, I made this chat to can talk with Visitors … How I can help you? Do you have any questions? Reply here to start a live chat with me!
(16:23:41) Visitor Is this thing automated?
(16:23:51) Visitor Hello?
(16:23:55) Teoalida What to be automated?
(16:24:06) Visitor Are you a real person?
(16:24:12) Teoalida What do you think?
(16:24:19) Teoalida C’mon test me
(16:24:32) Visitor What is your hair color?
(16:24:44) Teoalida black, why matters that?
(16:25:12) Visitor How black is it? Pure black or with a slight grayish tint to it?
(16:25:30) Teoalida aka brunette
(16:26:01) Visitor How often do you log in?
(16:26:12) Teoalida where to log in?
(16:26:21) Teoalida I am online every evening
(16:26:25) Visitor How often do you use the computer? Do you sleep?
(16:26:34) Teoalida But what is all this…
(16:26:43) Teoalida How old are you?
(16:26:55) Teoalida Are you still believe that you talk with a robot?
(16:27:27) Visitor An artifically intelligent robot.
(16:27:53) Teoalida Visitors of all other pages talk with me normally…. only Visitors of Gaming-related pages ignore the chat pop-up or behave crazy
Live chat transcript times in GMT.

He disconnected while I was typing, explaining him how the chat works. Maybe I shall give a link, to check www.snapengage.com, maybe he would understand.

 

Incredible! Same person came back on 3 Nov 2012, causing another funny crazy chat… calling me NO-LIFER that sits at computer 24/24 just because I was online when he visited me 3 times at SAME time of day.
So, who visit me when I am online call me no-lifer, who visit me while I sleep, may not believe that someone WILL be ever online!
Dear idiots, please visit me in morning, evening and night, before saying that I sit at computer 24/24.

Kids, please DON’T disturb me with dumb questions!

This website is usually visited by adults, some being businessmen, respectful people that knows to start a chat ONLY if they want to buy something, pay a service, or need a professional consultation.

But occasionally kids find my website and seeing the chatbox they send me non-sense messages just “to chat with someone” without needing anything professional. Or some thinks that chatbox is a bot and don’t realize that they disturb a BUSY man. The Housing around the World section seems to be popular among American school children looking for information about other countries for their school paper.

This is example of SERIOUS customer contacting me
Zendesk Chat

This is how some IDIOTS disturb me with non-sense messages
Zendesk Chat

In May 2018 during a single week I received few dozens messages, random off-topic questions, I suspected that someone has posted in Facebook or WhatsApp group something like “If you have any questions go to www.teoalida.com and contact site owner, he answer everything” but when I asked them how they found my website they said that via Google. In May 2019 again I received a large number of random messages. What does happen in US schools in May?

I get a lot of simple questions that could be answered with a simple Google search or a check on Wikipedia, many of them not even on-topic of website (housing). I also get non-sense messages of random letters or sexual harassment messages.

Dear kids, feel free to read my website and use information provided here without messaging me unnecessarily. You risk disturbing me from other activities, making me to run to computer, or if I am not home, to pull phone out from pocket, for NO REASON. If you are not buying anything, paying any service, or needing a professional consultation, just ignore chat pop-up and don’t send any message!

Is also true that some teachers give students projects that require them to gather hard-to-find information, but most of these students are so dumb that they don’t even know how to ask a question properly, I got many VAGUE questions that cannot be answered exactly, I give them a VAGUE answer, some say Thank you and quickly close chat, others unhappy of my answer rate chat negatively, start swearing, threatening that will report me (where?) and I will be fired (this is my personal website so I have no boss).

Example of VAGUE questions:

How do I find the population? – are you asking about population of a specific city, country, total world population, or what?

I need information about education system? – what info do you need? number of schools in a city/country, list of all schools with their addresses, stages of school (primary, secondary, college, etc) or what?

The worse happens when one kid contact me from school and I answer him, schoolmates see him or he tell to schoolmates, causing multiple kids to message me simultaneously, and if I don’t reply fast enough, they spam messages or close chat and start another chat after few minutes, distracting me from answering serious customers, wasting my time from doing the projects that these customers paid me to do, or forcing me to come at computer when I am AFK, to answer a chat that turns NOT a potential customer, but a fucking kid!

Dear kids, if you send chat messages or make phone calls to your mom and dad when they are busy at work, and talk about games they don’t play, movies they don’t watch, sex stuff or other stuff of your personal interest, how they will react?

Example: 12-year kids from Singapore and multiple groups of kids from United States visiting North Korea page.

Another disturbing case was with an American who messaged me via chat to ask for my Skype ID, saying “I have something important to discuss” and after adding in Skype he sent me photos with his shit in toilet, then videocalled me and I saw kids in a classroom.

He ask a question which I answer politely… then he start swearing

Location: Flourtown, Pennsylvania, United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Thursday, November 30, 2017 8:58:57 PM

(8:58:57 PM) *** Visitor 85640686 has joined the chat ***
(8:58:59 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(9:00:20 PM) Visitor 85640686: How can I travel to North Korea?
(9:00:34 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:00:38 PM) Teoalida: apply for a tour
(9:01:50 PM) *** Visitor 85640686 has left ***

Chat started on Thursday, November 30, 2017 9:05:59 PM

(9:05:59 PM) *** Visitor 85640686 has joined the chat ***
(9:05:59 PM) Visitor 85640686: How I apply for a tur?
(9:06:07 PM) Visitor 85640686: I meant tour
(9:06:21 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:06:29 PM) Teoalida: go to a tourism agency for example https://koryogroup.com/
(9:06:42 PM) Visitor 85640686: Ok thanks by the way u are a fucking pusssy
(9:06:55 PM) Teoalida: why do you use such language?
(9:07:38 PM) Teoalida: may I know why do you want to travel to THIS country?
due to tensions with USA some tourism agencies may choose to not accept US citizens for safety reasons
(9:07:56 PM) Visitor 85640686: OH FUCK MY B FAM I WAS TEXTING MY FRIEND ON MY LAPTOP AND I ACCIDENTALLY SENT THAT TO U. MY FUCKING BAD I DIDNT MEAN TO CALL U A PUSSY
(9:08:09 PM) Visitor 85640686: OH SHIT IM AMERICAN AF
(9:08:43 PM) Visitor 85640686: IM TRYNA ASSASINATE KIM JONG UN LIKE JAMES FRANCO FUCKED UP IN THE INTERVIEW
(9:09:11 PM) Teoalida: you sound like a kid with big dreams having fun on chat
(9:09:44 PM) Visitor 85640686: U GOTTAPOINT B BUT IM TRYNA FUCK UP KIM JONG UN NGL BRO
(9:10:01 PM) Teoalida: do you have money for travel?
(9:10:07 PM) Visitor 85640686: YEAH IM A RAPPER
(9:10:11 PM) Visitor 85640686: I GOT MAD BREAD
(9:10:41 PM) Teoalida: a tour in North Korea cost few thousand dollars and you’re permanently guided and not allowed to do what you want…. you will only visit several monuments
(9:10:48 PM) Teoalida: doesn’t worth the money in my opinion
(9:11:02 PM) Teoalida: and stop dreaming that you can meet Kim Jong Un
(9:11:09 PM) Visitor 85640686: SHEEE IT DONT MATTER B IMMA BE A ROCKSTAR AFTER I KILL HE ASS
(9:40:06 PM) *** Visitor 85640686 has left ***

Buy chicken

Thursday, 14 Mar, 2013
Country: Canada
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/
[16:22] Visitor: Hello?
[16:22] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[16:22] Teoalida: hi
[16:22] Visitor is now known as Jefferson
[16:23] Jefferson: Do you know a good place to buy some chiken?
[16:23] Jefferson: chicken
[16:23] Teoalida: Go to supermarket
[16:23] Jefferson: ok thanks
[16:23] Teoalida: Why do you ask ME this?
[16:23] Jefferson: »No time sorry bye
[16:24] Teoalida: Is one of the weirdest questions from website visitors
[16:24] Jefferson has left the conversation

Kid pretending that need architectural design services

This american visited https://www.teoalida.com/world/philippines/ where first row says “Are you building a house in Philippines? See sample house plans and contact me to design new house for you!“.
plus his messages, gave me impression that is an overseas filipino worker looking to build a house in his home country, but actually was an american kid “playing” on customer support chat and wasting my time!

Location: Littleton, Massachusetts, United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/philippines/

Chat started on Monday, May 20, 2019 1:01:20 AM

(1:01:20 AM) *** Visitor 54921455 has joined the chat ***
(1:01:22 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hello visitor from United States, what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on my website, drop here a message!
(1:04:24 AM) Visitor 54921455: Hi,
(1:04:37 AM) Visitor 54921455: I am doing a project on the philippines.
(1:04:53 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:04:54 AM) Visitor 54921455: And I am looking for information about the house types.
(1:05:01 AM) Visitor 54921455 has rated the chat Good
(1:05:06 AM) Teoalida: tell me land dimensions and how many rooms do you need
(1:05:42 AM) Visitor 54921455: I need a plot size of 900 feet x 600 feet and 3 story house with 7 bedrooms.
(1:05:47 AM) Visitor 54921455: 3 Bathrooms
(1:05:51 AM) Visitor 54921455: And 2 living rooms
(1:06:33 AM) Teoalida: maybe 90×60 ft because 900×600 is unrealistic large
(1:06:48 AM) Visitor 54921455: Nevermind then
(1:06:50 AM) Visitor 54921455: Have a nice day.
(1:06:52 AM) Visitor 54921455 has changed the rating to Bad
(1:06:56 AM) Visitor 54921455 has removed the chat rating
(1:06:58 AM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans see my designs
(1:07:07 AM) Teoalida: why do you rate chat BAD?
(1:07:15 AM) Visitor 54921455: I didn’t.
(1:07:19 AM) Visitor 54921455: I removed my rate.
(1:07:22 AM) Visitor 54921455: To normal.
(1:07:24 AM) Visitor 54921455: Thanks,
(1:07:25 AM) Visitor 54921455: bye.
(1:07:39 AM) Teoalida: but this prove how non serious you are
(1:07:45 AM) Visitor 54921455: Excuse me?
(1:07:49 AM) Visitor 54921455: I will leave it bad then.
(1:07:51 AM) Visitor 54921455: Have a nice day.
(1:07:53 AM) Visitor 54921455 has rated the chat Bad
(1:08:01 AM) Teoalida: and sadly, there are MANY people like you
(1:08:08 AM) Visitor 54921455: Same with you
(1:08:16 AM) Teoalida: due to people like you I had to quit my job of architectural designer
(1:08:24 AM) Visitor 54921455: Congradulations.
(1:08:27 AM) Visitor 54921455: Why would i car
(1:08:28 AM) Visitor 54921455: ee
(1:08:47 AM) Visitor 54921455: You know what FUCK YOU get a better life bitch, you didn’t quit you probably got fired.
(1:08:48 AM) Teoalida: you aren’t even checking my house designs but you request architectural design services from me
(1:08:58 AM) Visitor 54921455: I am not even requestin that
(1:09:05 AM) Teoalida: I think that you are an american kid who don’t own anything in Philippines
(1:09:06 AM) Visitor 54921455: I just asked a simple question
(1:09:14 AM) Visitor 54921455: I do not own anything in the Philippines.
(1:09:21 AM) Visitor 54921455: But I am a major shareholder in the US.
(1:09:32 AM) Visitor 54921455: Thats why I needed it “unrealistic large:
(1:09:34 AM) Visitor 54921455: ”
(1:09:45 AM) Visitor 54921455: Good day, bye.
(1:09:58 AM) Teoalida: hope I won’t see you again
(1:10:13 AM) Teoalida: let me to be contacted by serious customers only
(1:10:24 AM) *** Visitor 54921455 has left ***

Too many people contacting me at same time = BAD!

On 22 January 2018 during an interval of only 10 minutes I received 9 chats from 6 people, asking various questions picked from my own writings. For example in https://www.teoalida.com/world/latinamerica/ I wrote “Brasilia, the biggest planned city of the world, by architects Lúcio Costa and Oscar Niemeyer” and “Sao Paulo is considered one of most vertical cities in the world” and they asked questions like “Which is the biggest planned city in the world?” and “which city is considered one of the most vertical city” I don’t understand why they had to ask this.

If you are a group of students needing help from me, please designate ONE person to contact me and ask all questions, if each of you ask a question how I am supposed to answer all them?

12 year child with disturbing behavior

Country: Canada
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/

Chat started on Wednesday, May 02, 2018 7:00:20 PM

(7:00:20 PM) *** Visitor 59275975 has joined the chat ***
(7:00:20 PM) Visitor 59275975: hi
(7:00:30 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:00:31 PM) Teoalida: hello
(7:00:44 PM) Visitor 59275975: i need help finding info
(7:01:13 PM) Visitor 59275975: ????
(7:01:18 PM) Visitor 59275975: hey there?
(7:01:23 PM) Teoalida: be more specific what do you need?
(7:01:39 PM) Visitor 59275975: do you only have asia info?
(7:02:02 PM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/world check how many countries I researched
(7:05:02 PM) Visitor 59275975: ok thanks found the info
(7:05:46 PM) Visitor 59275975: ??
(7:06:10 PM) Visitor 59275975: heello?
(7:06:24 PM) Teoalida: what do you want????
(7:06:40 PM) Visitor 59275975: i want info about antartica
(7:06:51 PM) Visitor 59275975: i’m reasarching about that
(7:06:52 PM) Teoalida: your attitude is childish
(7:07:04 PM) Visitor 59275975: i’m child
(7:07:12 PM) Visitor 59275975: im 12
(7:07:29 PM) Visitor 59275975: ??
(7:07:59 PM) Teoalida: excessive repetition of question marks and “helloooooo” without asking any ACTUAL QUESTION, is also childish
(7:08:37 PM) Visitor 59275975: your owner of this website you supposed to help other people
(7:09:16 PM) Teoalida: I am here to help people paying me to do various projects, NOT to answer stupid questions
(7:10:40 PM) *** Visitor 59275975 has left ***

He or she or friends contacted me 6 times for about 1 hour, always asking non-sense questions.

Dumb and VAGUE questions

Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/india/

Chat started on Thursday, May 10, 2018 9:25:24 PM

(9:25:24 PM) *** Visitor 21947080 has joined the chat ***
(9:25:26 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… may I know what are you looking for? If you need any help, drop here a message!
(9:29:18 PM) Visitor 21947080: hi
(9:29:31 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:29:35 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(9:29:45 PM) Visitor 21947080: how do I find the population
(9:30:31 PM) Teoalida: how did you found my website? do a google search for population
(9:30:52 PM) Teoalida: https://www.google.com/publicdata/explore?ds=d5bncppjof8f9_&met_y=sp_pop_totl&hl=en&dl=en
(9:31:30 PM) Visitor 21947080: how old r u
(9:31:42 PM) Teoalida: 29, why do you ask this?
(9:31:54 PM) Teoalida: are you from same group of kids who contacted me past few days?
(9:32:02 PM) Teoalida: with their non-sense questions?
(9:32:40 PM) Visitor 21947080: i am not. I’m doing a geography project
(9:33:07 PM) Teoalida: maybe you’re interested in this too…. https://www.teoalida.com/database/countries/
(9:33:49 PM) Visitor 21947080: are you male or female

Chat started on Thursday, May 10, 2018 6:27:29 PM

(6:27:29 PM) *** Visitor 28445800 has joined the chat ***
(6:27:29 PM) Visitor 28445800: hello
(6:27:37 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:27:37 PM) Teoalida: hi
(6:28:01 PM) Visitor 28445800: hey
(6:28:10 PM) Visitor 28445800: how’s it going
(6:28:21 PM) Teoalida: who are you>?
(6:28:32 PM) Visitor 28445800: i want to meet you 🙂
(6:28:56 PM) Visitor 28445800: oh shit sorry wrong website
(6:29:09 PM) Teoalida: excuse me? are you interested in my business services or you just want to have dating fun on chat?
(6:29:41 PM) Visitor 28445800: im interested in your services
(6:30:52 PM) Visitor 28445800: hello?
(6:31:16 PM) Teoalida: just say what do you need… if you really need something
(6:33:52 PM) Teoalida: ????????????
(6:36:51 PM) Teoalida: ARE YOU STILL HERE????!!!!!
(6:51:40 PM) *** Visitor 28445800 has left ***

Very idiotic question

Country: United Kingdom
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Friday, June 22, 2018 12:08:30 PM

(12:08:30 PM) *** Visitor 37406373 has joined the chat ***
(12:08:30 PM) Visitor 37406373: hello is it e your looking for
(12:08:41 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:08:42 PM) Teoalida: what??
(12:08:56 PM) Visitor 37406373: mother trucks are da best
(12:09:25 PM) Visitor 37406373: oh crap wrong person i wanted to talk to toealida
(12:09:33 PM) Teoalida: why do you message me?
(12:09:57 PM) Visitor 37406373: do you koow why there sre different sized dicks
(12:10:29 PM) Teoalida: are you trying to have fun on customer service chats?
(12:10:51 PM) Visitor 37406373: noi need help with north kores
(12:11:10 PM) Teoalida: Can I post your chat in https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/ ?
(12:11:28 PM) Visitor 37406373: i will be back for help no it was my freind im sry l
(12:12:20 PM) Teoalida: Please DON’T come back if you’re going to behave this way
(12:12:39 PM) *** Visitor 37406373 has left ***

Philippines perspective on housing – VAGUE question

I don’t know if this was ONE student asking same question 3 different days, or were different people.

Location: Batangas, Province of Batangas, Philippines
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/philippines/

Chat started on Thursday, January 17, 2019 1:57:33 PM

(1:57:33 PM) *** Visitor 42711914 has joined the chat ***
(1:57:35 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… may I know what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on website, drop here a message!
(1:58:17 PM) Visitor 42711914: the philippines perspective on housing
(1:58:40 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:58:43 PM) Teoalida: what I should say?
(1:59:41 PM) Visitor 42711914: the philippines point of view about housing
(2:01:18 PM) Teoalida: I am not sure what do you want, if you need architectural design services we can help you
(2:01:49 PM) Visitor 42711914: no thanks
(2:37:40 PM) *** Visitor 42711914 has left ***

Location: Batangas, Province of Batangas, Philippines
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/philippines/

Chat started on Saturday, January 19, 2019 1:38:15 PM

(1:38:15 PM) *** Visitor 58365817 has joined the chat ***
(1:38:17 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… may I know what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on website, drop here a message!
(1:43:34 PM) Visitor 58365817: philippine perspective on housing
(1:43:44 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:43:47 PM) Teoalida: what I should say?
(1:44:35 PM) Visitor 58365817: im looking for philippine perspective on housing
(1:44:56 PM) Teoalida: explain in detail what do you mean with perspective if you want a detailed answer
(1:48:38 PM) Visitor 58365817: overview about philippine houses
(1:49:25 PM) Teoalida: if you don’t need too many details, this article itself if an overview, JUST READ IT, what else do you need from me?
(3:00:50 PM) *** Visitor 58365817 has left ***

Location: Batangas, Province of Batangas, Philippines
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/philippines/

Chat started on Monday, January 21, 2019 3:14:06 PM

(3:14:06 PM) *** Visitor 86858865 has joined the chat ***
(3:14:08 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… may I know what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on website, drop here a message!
(3:21:24 PM) Visitor 86858865: do you the philippines perspective on housing?
(3:21:47 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:22:00 PM) Teoalida: you asked same thing 2 days ago
(3:22:15 PM) Visitor 86858865: lol
(3:22:50 PM) Teoalida: and 4 days ago too or wasn’t you but someone else
(3:23:50 PM) Visitor 86858865: no i haven’t yet asking! i barely have an internet connection.

ANGRY Filipino customer

How I can help someone addressing me cursing words?
I try to be nice even with the angry people because some people may swear me then turn into customers (example), but the following one keep swearing me that I can’t help… is not clear what help he needed.

Note: I have no proof that he is from Philippines, I assume this, because he asked me if I am filipino, but mispelled, thus he may be a foreigner interested in Philippines. Also people from Philippines are generally nice, in 2 years of business he remains the only one who insulted me.

Thursday, 15 May, 2014
Country: Saudi Arabia
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/
[17:41] (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
[17:41] Visitor: fuck you
[17:41] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[17:41] Teoalida: reason?
[17:42] Visitor: i cant find a good plan for a flat
[17:42] Teoalida: Sorry but this is not a reason to swear, you could ask me instead
[17:42] Visitor: with c.m
[17:42] Teoalida: which flat are you talking about?
[17:43] Visitor: your mothers
[17:43] Teoalida: Certain HDB flat… or are you real estate developer?
[17:43] Teoalida: building own apartment block?
[17:43] Visitor: where are you?
[17:44] Teoalida: Singapore, why?
(NOTE: so far he clicked 8 floor plans of Singapore HDB flats show on my website, so I though that he is singaporean asking for floor plan of a HDB flat)
[17:44] Visitor: are you a real person
[17:44] Visitor: ?
[17:44] Teoalida: C’mon what is wrong with you?
[17:45] Teoalida: Let me know how I can help you
[17:45] Visitor: i know you are a mistake i told your mother to take pells
[17:45] Teoalida: I don’t see the point of these questions
[17:46] Visitor: you are a felepino
[17:46] Teoalida: filipino?
[17:46] Visitor: i hate engineering there i hate you too
[17:47] Visitor: u r girl or boy?
[17:47] Teoalida: I am not from Philippines but for your info: I have designed few buildings in Philippines, about half of customers contacted me from Middle East countries
[17:48] Teoalida: but in Middle East are also indians and singaporeans asking me about HDB flats
[17:48] Teoalida: in case you are from Philippines looking for apartment plans to build… why you don’t say this from first time?
[17:48] Teoalida: What is all this rude language?
[17:48] Teoalida: See https://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans
[17:49] Visitor: so where can i find an apartment with five spaces in c.m just an example please
[17:49] *** Visitor is now viewing https://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/ ***
[17:49] Teoalida: 5-room apartment?
[17:49] Teoalida: or 5 apartments in one building?
[17:49] Visitor: no just five spaces
[17:50] Visitor: no no one apartment only
[17:50] Visitor: with five spaces
[17:51] Teoalida: something like these? http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5763/5roomapartments.png
[17:51] Visitor: are these in c.m
[17:51] Teoalida: five spaces in c.m – what is C.M ?
[17:52] Visitor: canti meters
[17:52] Teoalida: what is CANTI? I show the rooms size in SQUARE meters
[17:52] Teoalida: anyway, if you want to help you with a apartment design, I need land dimensions (length and width)
[17:53] Visitor: thank you ,you didnt help with anythink dickhead
[17:54] Visitor: whats your instagram account??
[17:54] Teoalida: and YOU didn’t asked me anything clear… just swearing
[17:54] Teoalida: I don’t use instagram
[17:54] Visitor: what do u ude?
[17:54] Visitor: use***
[17:54] Teoalida: use for…?
[17:55] Teoalida: Yahoo and Gtalk are enough for communication
[17:55] Teoalida: Images are hosted on my own server
[17:55] Visitor: no i mean for social life friends and bitches??
[17:56] Visitor: do u wanna go to a nightclub stripclup??
[17:56] Teoalida: Social life means face-to-face, no? how I can use a software
[17:56] Teoalida: I chat with real life friends via Yahoo messenger, eventually Facebook
[17:56] Visitor: seriously !!!!
[17:56] Teoalida: if that’s what do you ask
[17:56] Teoalida: but let’s stop kidding
[17:56] Visitor: see you in hell
[17:57] Teoalida: Your behavior give impression of a kid browsing random websites to swear the owners…. not like a customer
[17:58] Teoalida: I am in DOUBT if anyone will help you if you address with such language
[17:58] Visitor has left the conversation

Idiot Singaporean

We all know that SERS is just for old blocks built up to 1980 and he is asking when a recently-built block (2007) will get SERS. I answered his questions nice and he rate chat BAD, call me “gay” and accuse me for not replying fast enough. What is wrong with some Singaporeans?

Chat started on Monday, March 18, 2019 4:44:58 AM

(4:44:58 AM) *** Visitor 21298576 has joined the chat ***
(4:44:58 AM) Visitor 21298576: what is a price for a 62 year old flat
(4:45:13 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(4:45:33 AM) Teoalida: you can check prices of nearby flats transacted in https://services2.hdb.gov.sg/webapp/BB33RTIS/BB33PReslTrans.jsp
(4:47:09 AM) Visitor 21298576: thanks
(4:47:50 AM) Visitor 21298576: hello are you still there
(4:48:05 AM) Teoalida: just say what do you need without asking if I am here
(4:49:00 AM) Visitor 21298576: how to tell whether my flat is getting sers
(4:49:43 AM) Teoalida: click your block on homepage www.teoalida.com I estimated SERS potential for every block and wrote it in popup
(4:50:27 AM) Visitor 21298576: but it is not clear
(4:50:58 AM) Teoalida: and do you expect someone to tell you EXACTLY that your block will get SERS in 2021 or 2029? that’s not possible, nobody knows
(4:52:54 AM) Visitor 21298576: this flat is 265a compassvale link and it was built in 2007 how to tell whether my flat is getting sers
(4:53:23 AM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/serslist/
Nobody can answer WHEN a block will get SERS. Don’t ask such questions!
You cannot be sure that a block will be demolished except when the SERS site is announced. Instead, we can be sure which blocks will be NOT a be SERS site next 10-20 years.
(4:53:34 AM) Teoalida: what… you want SERS for a flat just 12 years old???????
(4:53:53 AM) Visitor 21298576: no
(4:54:33 AM) Teoalida: in case you don’t read news, MND announced VERS past year and said that only 5% of flats will get SERS, so probably these 2000s flats will get VERS in 2080s
(4:54:49 AM) Visitor 21298576: no
(4:55:11 AM) Visitor 21298576: vers and sers are not the same
(4:55:32 AM) Teoalida: anyway is hard to imagine myself how the world will look 50 years in the future… at least Singapore is a powerful economy and can replace blocks, but in Eastern Europe there are lots of blocks built in 1950-1990 that may collapse before economy is able to replace them
(4:56:50 AM) Visitor 21298576: just because your flat is not the same
(4:56:57 AM) Visitor 21298576: that it
(4:57:10 AM) Visitor 21298576 has rated the chat Bad
(4:57:52 AM) Teoalida: VERS and SERS indeed not the same, who said that is the same?
(4:58:04 AM) Visitor 21298576: you said that
(4:58:29 AM) Teoalida: 5% of flats will get SERS and remaining ones will get VERS when leases are nearly ending
(4:58:52 AM) Visitor 21298576 has removed the chat rating
(4:59:07 AM) Visitor 21298576: who know sers flat rate may go up still
(4:59:39 AM) Teoalida: we all hope this, but is unlikely HDB to raise rate of SERS sites
(4:59:55 AM) Visitor 21298576: still likely
(5:00:06 AM) Teoalida: if you would have read fuill page https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/serslist/ you would have understood why
(5:00:34 AM) Visitor 21298576: gay
(5:01:14 AM) Visitor 21298576: no reply end chat
(5:01:19 AM) Teoalida: may I know your age?
(5:01:32 AM) Visitor 21298576: forget it
(5:01:35 AM) Visitor 21298576 has rated the chat Bad
(5:01:45 AM) Teoalida: and which question I didn’t replied?
(5:02:21 AM) Visitor 21298576: you reply to late
(5:02:24 AM) Teoalida: you sound like a kid who got bored and just want to chat with someone, rather than a HDB owner needing professional consultation
(5:02:38 AM) Visitor 21298576: shut up
(5:02:50 AM) Teoalida: a serious person wouldn’t rate chat BAD or say “gay”
(5:03:17 AM) *** Visitor 21298576 has left ***

Chat started on Monday, March 18, 2019 5:07:35 AM

(5:07:35 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:07:35 AM) *** Visitor 21298576 has joined the chat ***
(5:07:54 AM) Teoalida: a serious person wouldn’t rate chat BAD or say “gay” … please be nice or I ban your IP and you won’t be able to get help from me anymore
(5:10:16 AM) *** Visitor 21298576 has left ***

What this guy wants from me?

What does this person wanted from me!!!???
Every day, I am contacted by few people from Singapore for info about HDB and chit-chat, I am also contacted by people all around the world for architecture / CAD design services.
I differentiate customers by chit-chatters by the way they address me and by what pages they click.
Look how THIS guy is addressing me!! Sometimes I mistreat chit-chatters as potential customers, but could be this a potential customer, mistreat as chit-chatter and lost?

Who’s attitude is rudest? my one or visitor’s one? Please leave comments!

Wednesday, 12 Dec, 2012
Country: Singapore
Page URL: http:/www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/
[3:34] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! Can I help you with anything? drop here a message!
[3:42] Visitor: Hi. What do you do for a living?
[3:42] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[3:42] Teoalida: Are you curious how I earn money?
[3:42] Teoalida: so far I eat parents money, trying to start own business
[3:43] Visitor: I see. I am looking at your website, so thinking of what do u do actually.

[3:43] Teoalida: Nice
[3:44] Teoalida: I am curious too, what others understand about me just by seeing website?
[3:44] Visitor: do you do design for people?
[3:44] Teoalida: yes and this is main income forme (typo: for me)
[3:44] Visitor: I do not know you, so can only understand from your website
[3:46] Visitor: how old are you anyway?
[3:47] Teoalida: you’re in About me page and didn’t saw my age?
[3:47] Teoalida: but that is good, try giving me an age!
[3:47] Teoalida: I am surprised how broad range was other’s guess
[3:49] Visitor: Hmm. Good luck in your venture.
[3:50] Visitor: Not keen in engaing your services from the way you speak. Thanks.
[3:50] Teoalida: Do you have any suggestions? at this moment my business does not work as I imagined
[3:51] Teoalida: from the way I talk? did I made any mistake?
[3:51] Visitor: See ya!
[3:51] Visitor has left the conversation
[3:51] Teoalida: Explain me…. and btw, people looking for my services are NOT asking such questions like you, so I talk differently
[3:51] * You are not in a chat *

 

I am sorry for being an IDIOT when I said “I eat parents money“, shall say that I am “unemployed, just a little freelancing“, but after showing this chat to 2 friends, both said that the visitor is a BIGGER IDIOT, is totally RUDE to start a chat by asking about personal life! And that is OK to post it on website as funny-stupid chats.

What do I should answer to such people asking “what I do for a living” or saying that “know nothing about me“?
You should ask me whatever do you want and you will see if I can help you regardless of my job (see another funny chat – visitor left because I do not have the job that he thought).
In the same time, I need to know if my website show a correct image about what I am doing, asking such questions or playing “guess my age” with customers NOT recommended, so I do such surveys with chit-chaters. I usually tell my age AFTER I offer what he/she want. Anyway 99% of the visitors using chat do not even ask about age. PS: my age was public in About Me page (deleted soon afterwards), but he may not have read entire page.

After this incident, i have reviewed my style of chatting and identifying customers, next time when someone ask weird questions I will ask him “What are you looking for?”
I also have rewritten the About me page, let’s hope that now is clear what I am doing.

According visitors statistics, he had 7 visits of my website (or shared IP), looking for Singapore HDB floor plans, then clicked About Me, other 8 pages including 2 Funny Chats, then clicked Car Database and started the chat. He did not clicked any page under Design section.
Probably he was surprised to see a Car Database on same website with Singapore real estate, that is why asked me what I actually do…
Not engaging in my services by the way I speak? LOL… was he actually interested in my services?
Real customers interested in my services typically start chatting with “Can you help me…“, “Do you have…” or “I am looking for…” so I speak in different way.

 

Update: During the following year I has been asked same question “Do you do design for people?” by 2 other people, referring at interior design services. I came in final conclusion that the above guy from 12 December 2012 may have been interested in interior design for a HDB flat , and in this case he would have been my FIRST customer in Singapore and also FIRST customer for interior design services.
I am designer specialized in architecture field so I have customers mostly in booming third-world countries (India, Philippines, etc). In Singapore very few people are rich enough to build houses. On my website I also offer large amount of info about Singapore’s HDB so I expect to be contacted by Singaporeans for HDB-related advices and chit-chat, 99% of them are NOT interested in design services. Considering the RUDE way he addressed me without telling what he is looking for, I did NOT expected that he may be a customer. In the future when someone ask about personal life, I ask what you are looking for, before answering something that may turn customers away.

 

The following is an example of NORMAL way of chatting

Visitor ask help, I help him, THEN we talk about personal life, and tell him my age. Nobody gets angry.

Wednesday, 20 Mar, 2013
Country: Singapore
Page URL: http:/www.teoalida.com/singapore/hdbfloorplans/
[15:02] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! Can I help you with anything? drop here a message!
[15:04] Visitor: Hi, i would like to request for a particular block floor plan in bukit panjang. Are you able to help?
[15:04] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[15:04] Teoalida: sometimes yes, sometimes no
[15:05] Teoalida: newer block = hard to find
(private chat)
[15:36] Visitor: I see, so how do u make a living?
[15:36] Teoalida: what do you mean?
[15:36] Visitor: U have another job?
[15:37] Visitor: what u do when u are not online?
[15:38] Teoalida: I live with parents money
[15:38] Teoalida: but I have own money too from part-time work

[15:38] Visitor: i see, semi-retired?
[15:41] Teoalida: How old do you think that I am?
[15:41] Visitor: I would say 22
[15:41] Teoalida: how I could be retired at this age?
[15:42] Teoalida: You’re near… I’m 24, but I am surprised how many people think about 40+ due of my knowledge

Another one asking same question but does not seems to be interested in my services

Country: Czech
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/about/aboutme/

Chat started on Sunday, January 06, 2019 9:55:29 AM

(9:55:29 AM) *** Visitor 54785186 has joined the chat ***
(9:55:31 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… may I know what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on website, drop here a message!
(9:55:53 AM) Visitor 54785186: what do you do for a living?
(9:56:08 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:56:13 AM) Teoalida: a variety of stuff seen on website
(9:56:30 AM) Teoalida: do you have any business proposal?
(9:56:38 AM) Visitor 54785186: cool…nice to be able to make money online 🙂
(10:00:28 AM) Teoalida: you remind me of https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/chat-2012-12-12/ – starting chat with same question like yours, gave me impression of a curious kid so I replied informally, but actually was a customer looking to do business with me and I LOST him
(10:05:40 AM) *** Visitor 54785186 has left ***

Funny singlish with Lim Pei

There’s IMPOSSIBLE to read this chat without laughing…
That’s a truly funny singaporean english. Using lots of words that I do not understand, including the overused ARH and LIM BEI words which at end I figured that may have been his name.

Funiest parts in RED!

 

Chat started on Sunday, January 04, 2015 5:16:54 PM
Country: Singapore

(5:16:54 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(5:16:55 PM) Visitor: Anyone alive
(5:17:17 PM) Visitor: Wah got so good website got chat somemore
(5:17:25 PM) Visitor: Testing 123
(5:18:04 PM) Auto-respond: The human is probably busy or out of office for a moment. Please wait few minutes or leave your email address where to reply you when I come back! (auto-respond if nobody pick up the chat in 60 sec)
(5:18:36 PM) Visitor: Haha fake one lah
(5:18:41 PM) Visitor: Bye
(5:19:01 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:19:10 PM) Teoalida: I’m here now
(5:19:16 PM) Teoalida: what fake???
(5:19:44 PM) Visitor: Confirm bo
(5:19:50 PM) Visitor: Real one meh
(5:19:59 PM) Teoalida: Your messages are funny.. testing, right? you want nothing serious from me?
(5:19:59 PM) Visitor: Computer lah
(5:20:14 PM) Visitor: Must be some scripts
(5:20:24 PM) Teoalida: what scripts do you see?
(5:20:34 PM) Visitor: Computer scripts lah
(5:21:14 PM) Teoalida: the only thing that may be called script is auto-respond… similar with phone answering machine
(5:21:44 PM) Visitor: Icic

(5:21:54 PM) Visitor: Why your website the bto projects
(5:22:00 PM) Visitor: Never put picture
(5:22:11 PM) Visitor: So we can trace back the projects ma
(5:22:40 PM) Teoalida: what do you suggest? going with photo camera on streets and take 200 photos one for every BTO?
(5:22:47 PM) Visitor: No la
(5:22:54 PM) Visitor: Use the hdb one
(5:23:03 PM) Visitor: Those project sales one
(5:23:10 PM) Visitor: Artist impressions
(5:23:36 PM) Visitor: Lidat at least we know the project design ma
(5:23:39 PM) Teoalida: hmm… is nice to display HDB photos on my website?
(5:23:45 PM) Teoalida: without permission?
(5:23:58 PM) Visitor: ai ya u not doing business also wat
(5:24:09 PM) Visitor: U jus providing info
(5:24:12 PM) Teoalida: maybe HDB photos are free to use as other sites posted too
(5:24:22 PM) Visitor: Ya lor
(5:24:39 PM) Teoalida: but this will overload my website, so many photos, what is the purpose of that?
(5:25:04 PM) Teoalida: if I post artist impressions, tomorrow someone will want floor plans too, other one wants prices, and so on
(5:25:09 PM) Visitor: More detailed information for us
(5:25:26 PM) Visitor: Remember few years back got one guy tell u
(5:25:27 PM) Teoalida: Do I have time to do all these? voluntarily?
(5:25:49 PM) Teoalida: ai ya u not doing business also wat – what business do you suggest? I already have a business
(5:26:11 PM) Visitor: Tao ching road have good protential
(5:26:23 PM) Visitor: Now become lakelife ec lor
(5:26:41 PM) Visitor: Ownhome.sg
(5:26:49 PM) Visitor: Like ur challenger wor
(5:26:56 PM) Teoalida: Did you contacted me few years ago? or at least visited website?
(5:26:57 PM) Visitor: Go everywhere take pics
(5:27:10 PM) Visitor: Ya chat with u gere
(5:27:13 PM) Visitor: here lah
(5:27:28 PM) Visitor: Dunno real person or computer script
(5:27:41 PM) Teoalida: I added the chat 3 years ago
(5:27:58 PM) Teoalida: talked with 5000 people in this time… which one were you?
(5:28:08 PM) Teoalida: https://ownhome.sg/ SSL connection error
(5:28:10 PM) Visitor: Link to your ho arh
(5:28:25 PM) Teoalida: read more there www.teoalida.com/about/chatting-with-website-visitors
(5:28:28 PM) Visitor: Your handphone arh
(5:28:40 PM) Teoalida: I don’t understand
(5:28:44 PM) Visitor: Ownhome.sg soon will be ready again
(5:28:54 PM) Teoalida: your messages are not just random and funny… but also full of grammar mistakes
(5:29:12 PM) Visitor: Lim bei go sleep liao
(5:29:16 PM) Visitor: Bye bye
(5:29:44 PM) Visitor: Good bye computer script
(5:30:04 PM) Teoalida: remember that all HDB-related pages are written and compiled voluntarily… I also have a business thus cannot spend too much time for voluntary jobs
(5:30:15 PM) Visitor: Ic
(5:30:39 PM) Visitor: Ok Lim Bei said thank you and good night
(5:30:45 PM) Teoalida: And look in www.teoalida.com/about/chatting-with-website-visitors before saying anythin funny again

(5:31:22 PM) Visitor: Not Found

The requested URL /about/chatting-with-website-visitors was not found on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
(5:31:32 PM) Visitor: Lim Bei cannot access
(5:31:54 PM) Teoalida: Works at me
(5:32:06 PM) Visitor: Okok sleepy ready
(5:32:12 PM) Visitor: already
(5:32:19 PM) Visitor: Thanks for your efforts
(5:32:31 PM) Visitor: Lim Bei jio u drink coffee next time
(5:33:06 PM) Teoalida: what is this Lim Bei… you repeat too much
(5:34:13 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/about/ this works? click the second post Chatting with website visitors
(5:34:17 PM) Visitor: Lim Pei lah

(5:34:37 PM) Visitor: 1
Lim pei
Literally means “your father” in hokkien

But most commonly used to refer to oneself.
Lim pei tell you, i’m always right. Dont Kao Bei Kao Bu so much!
by shinjiono January 24, 2008
24 2 SHOP
(5:34:59 PM) Visitor: Understand what lim pei trying to said
(5:35:32 PM) Teoalida: NO! your messages are too random and FUNNY
(5:36:24 PM) Teoalida: Did you contacted me for solo purpose of making a funny chat to be posted in Funny chats section?
(5:36:31 PM) Visitor: Why u not happy with Lim Pei arh
(5:36:43 PM) Visitor: Lim Pei cannot bid for bto lah
(5:36:56 PM) Visitor: Cannot read bto stuffs arh

(5:37:11 PM) Visitor: Anyway why so project very fast
(5:37:19 PM) Visitor: Why some project very slow
(5:37:42 PM) Visitor: Why some project fast
(5:38:20 PM) Teoalida: Which is slow and which is fast? all BTOs are built at same speed
(5:38:26 PM) Teoalida: condos are built faster
(5:38:35 PM) Visitor: Why some bto on the same exercise
(5:38:42 PM) Visitor: Finish faster
(5:38:49 PM) Visitor: Then Lim Pei house so slow
(5:38:51 PM) Teoalida: because some are 15-storey and others are 40-storey?
(5:39:05 PM) Visitor: Arh
(5:39:22 PM) Teoalida: Where did you applied?
(5:39:59 PM) Visitor: Keat hong mirage
(5:40:10 PM) Visitor: Why 2016 q3
(5:40:18 PM) Visitor: Then some q2
(5:40:59 PM) Teoalida: different block height!
(5:41:13 PM) Visitor: Why the sunshine on jan 2012 now going to finish already.. Only 3 years
(5:41:21 PM) Teoalida: BTOs with basement carparks may also take more
(5:41:24 PM) Teoalida: or Premium ones
(5:42:02 PM) Visitor: Lim pei felt very unfair
(5:42:23 PM) Visitor: Should finish all same time same day
(5:43:31 PM) Teoalida: Construction speed may be affected by lots of things, weather, workers off days, etc, what would be the purpose of finishing all in same day?
(5:43:37 PM) Visitor: Lim pei will vote workers party for this so they will build faster
(5:43:55 PM) Visitor: They not sleeping arh
(5:44:18 PM) Visitor: Purpose – fair lah everyone get key same day
(5:45:17 PM) Visitor: Anyway my keat hong mirage not bad arh
(5:45:26 PM) Visitor: Got fastfood somemore
(5:45:34 PM) Visitor: Hdb seldom built fastfood
(5:45:43 PM) Visitor: Cos worry singaporean get fatter
(5:46:08 PM) Visitor: Computer script u sleep already arh
(5:46:15 PM) Visitor: Spoilt already
(5:46:26 PM) Visitor: Sot liao
(5:46:32 PM) Teoalida: ARH what does mean?
(5:46:53 PM) Visitor: Lim pei said
(5:47:12 PM) Visitor: Hdb builting fastfood resturant at keat hong mirage
(5:47:23 PM) Visitor: And hdb seldom buid that
(5:47:34 PM) Visitor: Cos worry singaporean get fatter
(5:48:44 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

Chat started on Sunday, January 04, 2015 5:51:44 PM

(5:51:44 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(5:51:44 PM) Visitor: Good night
(5:51:50 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:52:00 PM) Teoalida: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Pinnacle@Duxton_construction.JPG explain me why there’s height differences?
(5:52:24 PM) Teoalida: and stop complaining about construction speed differences between different BTO projects
(5:52:32 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

Housing statistics

Overall statistics:
Per total, 53% of housing are owner-occupied.
Is hardly for me to make estimation about the average apartment size in Hong Kong or about the ratio sqm per person, due to lack of detailed statistics about housing system, high income inequality, many people living in extremely small 1-room apartments, illegally-divided apartments, as well as boathouses, caged homes, rooftop huts and other forms of inhumane homes.

Public housing:
Public Rental Housing (called Estates) have flats usually 20-60 sqm, but a small number of flats are even 8 sqm (internal floor area).
Home Ownership Scheme (usually called Courts) have flats usually 30-60 sqm but a small number of flats are 19 sqm (saleable floor area).
Private Sector Participation Scheme (usually called Garden or Terrace) have flats usually 35-70 sqm (saleable floor area).
Tenants Purchase Scheme are usually 20-65 sqm, but a small number of flats are even 8 sqm (which floor area?).
The biggest public flats are located in Melody Garden and Neptune Terrace, being 80 sqm (saleable floor area).
PRH and non-purchased TPS flats houses 31% of population, while HOS, PSPS and TPS houses 17% of population.
As 2011, Housing Authority have exactly 400 estates under management, of which 204 PRH/TPS and 196 HOS/PSPS.

According Housing Authority Annual Report 2010, as 31 march 2010 were 703608 PRH flats and 437184 of HOS/PSPS/TPS flats.
PRH flats comprised 679822 households, average of 2.95 people, 12.6 sqm per person. This means average flat size of 36.5 sqm.
They do not provide information about how many people lives in HOS/PSPS/TPS flats but I estimate their average flat size around 45-50 sqm.

Private housing:
Compromises Private Estates (aka condos) and stand-alone buildings, as well as villas and village houses. Flat sizes are sometimes even smaller than Home Ownership Courts, since most flats are aimed to same group of low-income people like public housing, and private developers are desperate to fit as many units is possible in the permissible gross floor area. The difference are the facilities: swimming pools, security guards, etc.

There are NO official statistics about average size of private housing. No wonder that may be under average HOS flat size.
Old apartments (1960s) are bigger than today ones, many of them were subdivided illegally into 10-15 sqm units or even smaller. Since this is illegal, nobody track the size of them.
According this source, over 90% of Hong Kong families today live in homes smaller than 700 square feet (65 sqm).
Some statistics about private housing, especially about prices, counts only apartments less than 70 sqm. Probably that is the step over which price per square foot increase like crazy.
Some private developments contain apartments big as 200-500 sqm, they being some of the most expensive apartments of the world. Example: Most expensive in June 2008, Most expensive in Oct 2009.

Explanation of Gross and Saleable floor areas!

Distribution of Population by Type of Housing

Year (as 31 march) 2000 2005 2010
Mid-year Population 6,665,000 6,813,000 7,061,000
Public Permanent Housing 50.7 48.5 47.5
– Rental Flats 35.1 30.1 29.7
– Subsidized Sale Flats 15.6 18.4 17.8
Private Permanent Housing 47.9 50.6 51.6
Public Temporary Housing 0.1
Private Temporary Housing 1.3 0.9 0.9

Land Domestic Households

Year (as 31 march) 2000 2005 2010
Public Permanent Housing 47.8 46.4 46.5
– Rental Flats 33.3 29.8 30.1
– Subsidized Sale Flats 14.5 16.6 16.4
Private Permanent Housing 50.5 52.4 52.4
Public Temporary Housing 0.1
Private Temporary Housing 1.6 1.3 1.1

Average Domestic Household Size

Year (as 31 march) 2000 2005 2010
Public Permanent Housing 3.5 3.2 3.0
– Average household size in Public Rental Housing 3.5 3.1 2.9
– Average Living Space per Person in PRH estates 10.4 sqm 11.7 sqm 12.6 sqm
– Average PRH flat size (calculated) 36.4 sqm 36.3 sqm 36.5 sqm
– Average household size in Subsidized Sale Flats 3.5 3.4 3.2
Average household size in Private Permanent Housing 3.1 2.9 2.9
Average household size in Public Temporary Housing 2.3
Average household size in Private Temporary Housing 2.7 2.3 2.4

Stock of Permanent Residential Flats

Year (as 31 march) 2000 2005 2010
Overall 2115 2408 2537
Public Housing 1016 1096 1135
– HA PRH Flats 651 661 674
– Housing Authority Interim Housing Flats 4 8 5
– Housing Society Rental Flats 33 33 34
– Housing Authority Subsidized Sale Flats 310 368 376
– Housing Society Subsidized Sale Flats 19 18 17
Private Housing 1099 1312 1401

Source of above data: http://www.housingauthority.gov.hk/hdw/content/document/en/aboutus/resources/statistics/HIF2010.pdf.
Updated data for 2012: http://www.housingauthority.gov.hk/en/common/pdf/about-us/publications-and-statistics/HIF.pdf.

Note: instead of updating (replacing the numbers) of the above table, I think about making a new larger table, based by people’s feedback

What data are you looking for? Please leave comments and suggestions!