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A lonely but horny girl, visited The Sims section of my website and started talking about something totally unrelated with website content! I replied her, with funny messages but still maintained a level of seriousness.

 

Wednesday, 9 Jul, 2014
Country: United States
[1:41] chat support @ teoalida.com (trigger): Hello and welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need anything or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
[1:42] Visitor: so how are you
[1:42] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[1:42] Teoalida: happy, why?
[1:42] Visitor: just asking are u a boy or a girl
[1:42] Teoalida: boy
[1:43] Visitor: how old are u
[1:43] Teoalida: hmm… give me an age?
[1:43] Visitor: for me
[1:44] Visitor: wanna have sex
[1:44] Teoalida: Why do you ask for personal info without telling first what do you want
[1:44] Visitor: sex
[1:44] Teoalida: but I see what do you want… to have fun on online chats!
[1:45] Visitor: i guess so but have sex with me
[1:45] Teoalida: are you girl or boy?
[1:45] Visitor: girl
[1:45] Teoalida: because I am NOT gay
[1:46] Teoalida: Are you serious?
[1:46] Visitor: yes
[1:46] Teoalida: Long time passed since last time I heard a girl saying that wants sex
[1:47] Visitor: really but so sex or not
[1:48] Teoalida: How to have sex online???!!!
[1:48] Visitor: we can meet up somewhere but i need to how old u are
[1:49] Teoalida: 25… and you?
[1:49] Visitor: 23
[1:49] Teoalida: Wanna met? let me open Google Earth to measure
[1:50] Visitor: ok
[1:50] Teoalida: 8830 km
[1:50] Visitor: where do u want to meet
[1:50] Teoalida: distance between your city and my city
[1:51] Visitor: where do u want to meet
[1:52] Teoalida: You are kidding so much…. can you come to me? I don’t have passport
[1:52] Visitor: sure but where do u live
[1:53] Teoalida: Keep browsing my website and you will see
[1:54] Visitor: okay when i get there fuck me hard til i scream
[1:54] Teoalida: I see that you opened a single page and opened chat right away
[1:54] Visitor: yep i sure did
[1:55] Teoalida: there’s 3 buildings from my country that I built in The Sims and published on website
[1:55] Visitor: so are u going to do it
[1:55] Teoalida: No, because I am a serious man
[1:55] Visitor: are u white or black
[1:56] Teoalida: I don’t enjoy joking so much
[1:56] Teoalida: c’mon I am not from USA in case that’s what do you think
[1:57] Visitor: so are u fuck me or not answer the question please
[1:57] Teoalida: I have sex only with serious girls
[1:57] Visitor: i am a serious girl honest
[1:59] Visitor: so are u white or black can u please answer this question
[1:59] Teoalida: clearly you AREN’T…. a serious girl will NEVER ask for sex a boy met online especially if met in a The Sims fan page and don’t know anything about him, instead of met in a dating website
[1:59] Teoalida: white
[1:59] Visitor is now known as Kathy123
[2:01] Kathy123: me too i so sorry i just really want sex i seen everybody doing it i just thought it would be cool if some did it to me because i want know how it feels
[2:02] Teoalida: You don’t have boyfriends in your own city?
[2:03] Kathy123: i did he never wanted to do with me and we broke up because he had to move
[2:03] Teoalida: I am not referring at ONE… you don’t have boys in your city to make one boyfriend?
[2:04] Kathy123: did not think of that i gonna go out and try find one and have sex with him
[2:05] Kathy123: so can we be friends
[2:05] Teoalida: most boys I know love sex…. any estimation how many boys refuse a girl asking for sex?
[2:06] Teoalida: how much % of boys refuse a girl asking for sex?
[2:06] Kathy123: 100%
[2:07] Kathy123: or none i dont know
[2:07] Teoalida: Can’t believe
[2:07] Teoalida: or you are superugly or something else that keep boys away
[2:08] Kathy123: i have to go i dont spend time with boys u call me ugly
[2:08] Teoalida: sorry if was offence
[2:08] Kathy123: its okay so friends
[2:08] Teoalida: and yes we can be friends BUT CAN YOU talk about something else? related with website
[2:09] Teoalida: I haven’t put this chat to talk about sex and other kidding
[2:09] Kathy123: bye r u going to be on tomorrow
[2:10] Teoalida: wait… can I post this chat in FUNNY CHATS section? you were really funny!
[2:10] Kathy123: it was all a joke any way
[2:10] Teoalida: in 2 years you were only 2nd person who talk about sex
[2:11] Teoalida: For your laughing… this was 1st https://www.teoalida.com/chat/chat-2012-08-30/
[2:11] Kathy123: r u going to be on tomorrow
[2:12] Teoalida: yes, everyday… but if you visit my website later hour than now, I will be sleeping
[2:12] Kathy123: bye
[2:12] Teoalida: I go to sleep in about 30 min
[2:13] Teoalida: = I will be offline
[2:13] Kathy123: okay lmao
[2:16] Kathy123 has left the conversation

Wednesday, 9 Jul, 2014
Country: United States

[2:24] chat support @ teoalida.com (trigger): Hello and welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need anything or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
[2:27] Kathy123 is now known as Maria Anderson
[2:27] Maria Anderson: do u have any glass houses
[2:28] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[2:28] Teoalida: There is one posted under name The cube of glass
[2:28] Maria Anderson: is that the only one
[2:28] Teoalida: or… how do you define glass house?
[2:28] Teoalida: show me examples?
[2:29] Maria Anderson: glass all over the house
[2:29] Teoalida: And look there for photos with all https://www.teoalida.com/thesims/list-of-houses/
[2:29] Teoalida: which is the most beautiful and most ugly?
[2:29] Maria Anderson: thank you very much u are very helpful
[2:32] Maria Anderson: do have small house with one or two or three bedrooms
[2:32] Teoalida: I have 3 houses, that table should help you to find right house
[2:32] Teoalida: BUT… you never build? only download ready-made houses by other players?
[2:33] Maria Anderson: thanks i have a question
[2:34] Teoalida: I have 37 houses… I mean
[2:35] Maria Anderson: i have made to the cube of glass but i can`t see the house
[2:36] Teoalida: Works fine at me
[2:36] Teoalida: images displayed, download link working
[2:36] Teoalida: what you can’t see
[2:36] Maria Anderson: the picture of the house to see the inside like the other ones
[2:37] Teoalida: There are few photos not working because I deleted all from Photobucket, instead of reuploading same screenshots on own server, I wanted to go in game to take new screenshots… but didn’t had time
[2:37] Maria Anderson: okay bye
[2:37] Teoalida: Do you mean that I didn’t posted floorplan?
[2:37] Teoalida: is done on purpose
[2:38] Maria Anderson has left the conversation

An architect having fun

Someone made a joke with Indian outsourcing in SketchUp then disclosed that is an architect from United States. I don’t understand why he accused me “are you trying to troll me?

Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/

Chat started on Tuesday, July 03, 2018 10:14:28 AM

(10:14:28 AM) *** Visitor 18194036 has joined the chat ***
(10:14:30 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… may I know what are you looking for? If you need any help, drop here a message!
(10:25:11 AM) Visitor: hi
(10:25:20 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(10:25:21 AM) Teoalida: what’s up
(10:25:40 AM) Visitor: how are you tonight?
(10:26:01 AM) Teoalida: working as everyday, who are you? returning customer?
(10:27:04 AM) Visitor: My name is Adhbar, and I am contacting you from India to offer you CAD services in a new and revolutionary software called SketchUp.
(10:27:28 AM) Teoalida: did we talked before?
(10:27:44 AM) Visitor: I don’t think so, sir
(10:27:52 AM) Teoalida: weird, you addressed like a returning customer
(10:28:20 AM) Teoalida: and why I would hire someone working in “revolutionary software” SketchUp when I am myself using AutoCAD for 20 years?
(10:28:32 AM) Visitor: LOL
(10:28:38 AM) Visitor: I’m kidding you
(10:28:56 AM) Visitor: My name is Daniel and I’ located in Houston, Texas
(10:29:22 AM) Teoalida: if you can learn AutoCAD and architecture I can give you part of my works
(10:29:24 AM) Visitor: I found your articles on Indian spammers because I am struggling with the same problem
(10:29:41 AM) Visitor: I am an Architect myself
(10:30:11 AM) Visitor: I’ve been using AutoCAD for 20 years as well
(10:30:54 AM) Teoalida: do you managed to earn any significant sum of money from this kind of jobs?
(10:31:12 AM) Visitor: Yes
(10:31:31 AM) Teoalida: how much are you earning?
(10:31:57 AM) Teoalida: and how do you find customers? do you have a website to promote your services? do you get contacted by customers wasting your time looking for free services like at me?
(10:32:49 AM) Visitor: Where are you located?
(10:33:06 AM) Teoalida: Romania
(10:33:15 AM) Teoalida: how I can contact you? any email or skype?
(10:33:21 AM) Teoalida: BRB 5 min
(10:34:02 AM) Visitor: Are you trying to troll me?
(10:34:46 AM) Teoalida: why do you call troll?
(10:35:09 AM) Visitor: I am reading your article about how to deal with Indian spammers
(10:35:21 AM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/big-collaboration-offer/
(10:35:21 AM) Teoalida: BRB
(10:35:23 AM) Visitor: Maybe you think I am an Indian spammer
(10:39:17 AM) Visitor: Have a good night. Thanks for the information on how to deal with Indiands
(10:39:20 AM) Teoalida: i
(10:39:23 AM) Visitor: Indians*
(10:39:29 AM) Teoalida: I understand that you are an architect and being spammed by indians
(10:39:33 AM) Teoalida: I am not calling you a spammer
(10:39:51 AM) Teoalida: I am asking how successful is your experience in architecture
(10:40:07 AM) Visitor: It is quite successful
(10:40:20 AM) Teoalida: because mine was a failure
(10:40:26 AM) Teoalida: how did you made it successful?
(10:40:27 AM) Visitor: I won’t disclose my income, though
(10:40:47 AM) Visitor: Are you a graduated architect?
(10:41:09 AM) Teoalida: Let me disclose my income… 5000 USD earned in 4 years in which I offered architecture services
(10:41:23 AM) Teoalida: and now I am earning from IT same sum, but per month
(10:42:30 AM) Teoalida: I am not graduated, well this isn’t a problem. The main problem is that 9 of 10 people who contacted me wanted floor plans for FREE!!!
(10:42:54 AM) Visitor: Yes, I know how that works
(10:42:56 AM) Teoalida: so I am asking if you have a website similar with mine
(10:43:10 AM) Visitor: So you’re not doing architecture anymore?
(10:43:18 AM) Teoalida: because making a website like this + live chat made me filled up by indians wasting my time looking for free services
(10:43:44 AM) Teoalida: the PAYING customers were another problem, most wanted so many revisions for their project that I never enjoyed architecture job
(10:44:03 AM) Teoalida: read full story https://www.teoalida.com/design/housing/#leaving-architecture-business
(10:44:14 AM) Teoalida: if you want some US projects from me let me know
(10:45:45 AM) Teoalida: also do you happen to know who is this? https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/big-collaboration-offer/ , also any opinions about this chat is welcome
(10:47:59 AM) Teoalida: One of the architects that I employed is from Philippines and he earn $2000 per month after 20+ years of career, he PROVED how poorly is paid architecture and convinced me to quit job, can you prove that architecture is well paid?
(10:53:30 AM) Teoalida: how long takes to design a house in average? how do you deal with customers who change mind often and ask 10+ revisions for a house?
(10:55:12 AM) *** Visitor 18194036 has left ***

Is this a big customer or a kid making a PRANK?

Someone from Malaysia contacted me saying that is from Indonesia and want to buy a luxury bungalow in Singapore, this could be a major deal for William, my partner agent selling properties in Singapore. I assumed that he is a businessman travelling through multiple countries, in 1st and 2nd chats he apparently wasn’t able to speak English so I activated chat auto-translate for Chinese, but in 3rd chat he asked me to talk English because don’t understand and saying “why should I trust this” looks suspicious if he was an actual customer because it sounded like a child making PRANK.

Country: Malaysia
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/contact/

Chat started on Tuesday, May 28, 2019 4:33:43 PM

(4:33:43 PM) *** Visitor 4836281 has joined the chat ***
(4:33:43 PM) Visitor 4836281: Hey r u online
(4:34:00 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(4:34:03 PM) Teoalida: as you can see…
(4:34:14 PM) Visitor 4836281: 我们可以说中文吗?
(4:34:33 PM) Teoalida: english please
(4:34:38 PM) Visitor 4836281: 我的英语不好
(4:34:45 PM) Visitor 4836281: English me bad
(4:35:02 PM) Visitor 4836281: i ask if this is for house things
(4:35:20 PM) Teoalida: so how I can help you?
(4:35:36 PM) Visitor 4836281: Translation for this website have
(4:35:47 PM) Visitor 4836281: i don’t understand
(4:35:59 PM) Teoalida: copy my website URL in https://translate.google.com/
(4:36:09 PM) Visitor 4836281: translation no make sense
(4:36:29 PM) Visitor 4836281: no issue. I go other place
(4:36:35 PM) Teoalida: go for….?
(4:36:41 PM) Visitor 4836281: other shop
(4:36:41 PM) Teoalida: what are you looking for?
(4:36:46 PM) Teoalida: what do you want to buy?
(4:37:23 PM) *** Visitor 4836281 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, May 28, 2019 4:40:03 PM

(4:40:03 PM) *** Visitor 4836281 has joined the chat ***
(4:40:03 PM) Visitor 4836281: 你好
(4:40:08 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(4:40:12 PM) Visitor 4836281: 我是中国人
(4:40:18 PM) Teoalida: so what do you want to buy?
(4:40:18 PM) Teoalida: 那么你想买什么? (翻译)
(4:40:54 PM) Visitor 4836281: 我想要去看您的”showroom”
(4:41:01 PM) Visitor 4836281: 你有吗
(4:41:15 PM) Visitor 4836281: 我是在Indonesia住
(4:41:33 PM) Teoalida: do you want to buy a property in Singapore or to build a house in Malaysia with my architectural design services or…?
(4:41:33 PM) Teoalida: 您想在新加坡购买房产或在马来西亚建造房屋,我的建筑设计服务还是……? (翻译)
(4:42:26 PM) Visitor 4836281: 在新加坡买一个屋子
(4:42:51 PM) Teoalida: property sales in Singapore are handled by my partner William Chui
(4:42:51 PM) Teoalida: 新加坡的房地产销售由我的合伙人William Chui负责 (翻译)
(4:43:10 PM) Teoalida: tell me preferred locations, property type, size and budget
(4:43:10 PM) Teoalida: 告诉我首选地点,房产类型,规模和预算 (翻译)
(4:44:09 PM) Visitor 4836281: 在orchard road 附近 要3 楼 一个 bungalow。 钱不是问题
(4:44:30 PM) Teoalida: and how we can contact you?
(4:44:30 PM) Teoalida: 以及我们如何与您联系? (翻译)
(4:44:48 PM) *** Visitor 4836281 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, May 28, 2019 4:47:50 PM

(4:47:50 PM) *** Visitor 4836281 has joined the chat ***
(4:47:50 PM) Visitor 4836281: Why should I use this website
(4:47:55 PM) Visitor 4836281: why should I trust this
(4:47:59 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(4:48:01 PM) Visitor 4836281: not being rude
(4:48:06 PM) Teoalida: your internet connection is breaking
(4:48:06 PM) Teoalida: 你的互联网连接正在破裂 (翻译)
(4:48:12 PM) Visitor 4836281: just want a good reason cause I have other options
(4:48:18 PM) Teoalida: William Chui – +65 8111 5505 – [email protected]
(4:48:18 PM) Teoalida: William Chui – +65 8111 5505 – [email protected] (翻译)
(4:48:20 PM) Visitor 4836281: English plz
(4:48:22 PM) Teoalida: this is my partner agent
(4:48:22 PM) Teoalida: 这是我的合作伙伴 (翻译)
(4:48:24 PM) Visitor 4836281: i dont understand
(4:48:34 PM) Teoalida: if you don’t trust me and him, why do you came at me?
(4:48:34 PM) Teoalida: 如果你不相信我和他,你为什么来找我? (翻译)
(4:48:47 PM) Visitor 4836281: I just want to know how this will be safe
(4:49:03 PM) Visitor 4836281: why u so rude
(4:49:14 PM) Teoalida: where do I am rude?
(4:49:17 PM) Visitor 4836281: I only saw ur site
(4:49:24 PM) Visitor 4836281: u accuse me of not trusting
(4:49:31 PM) Visitor 4836281: i just want to know how this is verified
(4:49:34 PM) Visitor 4836281: etc
(4:49:40 PM) Visitor 4836281: gid
(4:49:40 PM) Teoalida: YOU said first “Why should I use this website why should I trust this”
(4:49:47 PM) Visitor 4836281: ya I am direct
(4:49:50 PM) Visitor 4836281: nkt in that tone
(4:49:56 PM) Visitor 4836281: you just lost a customer
(4:49:57 PM) Visitor 4836281: bye
(4:50:16 PM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/images/William-Chui-banner.jpg
(4:50:33 PM) Teoalida: if you want his CEA reg for verification
(4:50:44 PM) *** Visitor 4836281 has left ***

Childcare centres in Singapore

If anyone knows where I can find list of childcare centres please tell me! I had at least 2 people contacting me and asking the same, while Elvin never answered me at emails to say where he managed to find the list in another website.

Chat started on Monday, May 13, 2019 6:53:53 PM

(6:53:53 PM) *** Visitor 1507231 has joined the chat ***
(6:53:53 PM) Visitor 1507231: hi i am looking for database for all the childcare in landed properties in singapore
(6:53:56 PM) Visitor 1507231: do u have any?
(6:54:14 PM) Visitor 1507231 has changed their email address to *****@gmail.com.
(6:54:14 PM) Visitor 1507231 has changed their name to elvin.
(6:54:24 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:55:02 PM) Teoalida: If these data is public online i can do web scraping and create a database
(6:55:17 PM) elvin: it is on onemap
(6:56:22 PM) elvin: under ‘nearby’ then ‘community services’ then ‘child care services’
(6:56:40 PM) Teoalida: The HDB database include if child care centres if are in BTO blocks
(6:56:55 PM) Teoalida: I am currently out of home chatting with you from phone, sorry if I reply slow
(6:57:01 PM) elvin: sure
(6:57:17 PM) elvin: i am a real estate agent
(6:57:22 PM) elvin: i am doing landed properties
(6:57:42 PM) elvin: i am branching into childcare centre sales
(6:57:49 PM) elvin: but only in landed house
(6:57:59 PM) elvin: not hdb or shopping complexes
(6:59:26 PM) Teoalida: If they are not many i can compile database manually
(6:59:36 PM) Teoalida: I will check when i return home
(7:00:35 PM) elvin: ok sure
(7:00:38 PM) elvin: whatsapp me?
(7:00:42 PM) elvin: ********
(7:00:45 PM) elvin: elvin here
(7:00:50 PM) Teoalida: Better give email
(7:01:00 PM) elvin: *****@gmail.com
(7:11:49 PM) elvin: hi sorry. i just managed to find the list in another website. apologies. thank you for your fast response.
(7:53:00 PM) *** elvin has left ***

Kids, please DON’T disturb me with dumb questions!

This website is usually visited by adults, some being businessmen, respectful people that knows to start a chat ONLY if they want to buy something, pay a service, or need a professional consultation.

But occasionally kids find my website and seeing the chatbox they send me non-sense messages just “to chat with someone” without needing anything professional. Or some thinks that chatbox is a bot and can spam any messages here, they don’t realize at other end is a BUSY man. The Housing around the World section seems to be popular among American school children looking for information about other countries for their school paper.

Stupid questions on customer service

This is example of SERIOUS customer contacting me
Zendesk Chat

This is how some IDIOTS disturb me with non-sense messages
Zendesk Chat troll
Zendesk Chat troll

In May 2018 during a single week I received few dozens messages, random off-topic questions, I suspected that someone has posted in Facebook or WhatsApp group something like “If you have any questions go to www.teoalida.com and contact site owner, he answer everything” but when I asked them how they found my website they said that via Google. In May 2019 again I received a large number of random messages. What does happen in US schools in May?

I get a lot of simple questions that could be answered with a simple Google search or a check on Wikipedia, many of them not even on-topic of website (housing). I also get non-sense messages of random letters or sexual harassment messages.

Dear kids, feel free to read my website and use information provided here without messaging me unnecessarily. You risk disturbing me from other activities, making me to run to computer, or if I am not home, to pull phone out from pocket, for NO REASON. If you are not buying anything, paying any service, or needing a professional consultation, just ignore chat pop-up and don’t send any message!

Is also true that some teachers give students projects that require them to gather hard-to-find information, but most of these students are so dumb that they don’t even know how to ask a question properly, I got many VAGUE questions that cannot be answered exactly, I give them a VAGUE answer, some say Thank you and quickly close chat, others unhappy of my answer rate chat negatively, start swearing, threatening that will report me (where?) and I will be fired (this is my personal website so I have no boss).

Example of VAGUE questions:

How do I find the population? – are you asking about population of a specific city, country, total world population, or what?

I need information about education system? – what info do you need? number of schools in a city/country, list of all schools with their addresses, stages of school (primary, secondary, college, etc) or what?

The worse happens when one kid contact me from school and I answer him, schoolmates see him or he tell to schoolmates, causing multiple kids to message me simultaneously, and if I don’t reply fast enough, they spam messages or close chat and start another chat after few minutes, distracting me from answering serious customers, wasting my time from doing the projects that these customers paid me to do, or forcing me to come at computer when I am AFK, to answer a chat that turns NOT a potential customer, but a fucking kid!

Dear kids, if you send chat messages or make phone calls to your mom and dad when they are busy at work, and talk about games they don’t play, movies they don’t watch, sex stuff or other stuff of your personal interest, how they will react?

Example: 12-year kids from Singapore and multiple groups of kids from United States visiting North Korea page.

Another disturbing case was with an American who messaged me via chat to ask for my Skype ID, saying “I have something important to discuss” and after adding in Skype he sent me photos with his shit in toilet, then videocalled me and I saw kids in a classroom.

He ask a question which I answer politely… then he start swearing

Location: Flourtown, Pennsylvania, United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Thursday, November 30, 2017 8:58:57 PM

(8:58:57 PM) *** Visitor 85640686 has joined the chat ***
(8:58:59 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(9:00:20 PM) Visitor 85640686: How can I travel to North Korea?
(9:00:34 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:00:38 PM) Teoalida: apply for a tour
(9:01:50 PM) *** Visitor 85640686 has left ***

Chat started on Thursday, November 30, 2017 9:05:59 PM

(9:05:59 PM) *** Visitor 85640686 has joined the chat ***
(9:05:59 PM) Visitor 85640686: How I apply for a tur?
(9:06:07 PM) Visitor 85640686: I meant tour
(9:06:21 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:06:29 PM) Teoalida: go to a tourism agency for example https://koryogroup.com/
(9:06:42 PM) Visitor 85640686: Ok thanks by the way u are a fucking pusssy
(9:06:55 PM) Teoalida: why do you use such language?
(9:07:38 PM) Teoalida: may I know why do you want to travel to THIS country?
due to tensions with USA some tourism agencies may choose to not accept US citizens for safety reasons
(9:07:56 PM) Visitor 85640686: OH FUCK MY B FAM I WAS TEXTING MY FRIEND ON MY LAPTOP AND I ACCIDENTALLY SENT THAT TO U. MY FUCKING BAD I DIDNT MEAN TO CALL U A PUSSY
(9:08:09 PM) Visitor 85640686: OH SHIT IM AMERICAN AF
(9:08:43 PM) Visitor 85640686: IM TRYNA ASSASINATE KIM JONG UN LIKE JAMES FRANCO FUCKED UP IN THE INTERVIEW
(9:09:11 PM) Teoalida: you sound like a kid with big dreams having fun on chat
(9:09:44 PM) Visitor 85640686: U GOTTAPOINT B BUT IM TRYNA FUCK UP KIM JONG UN NGL BRO
(9:10:01 PM) Teoalida: do you have money for travel?
(9:10:07 PM) Visitor 85640686: YEAH IM A RAPPER
(9:10:11 PM) Visitor 85640686: I GOT MAD BREAD
(9:10:41 PM) Teoalida: a tour in North Korea cost few thousand dollars and you’re permanently guided and not allowed to do what you want…. you will only visit several monuments
(9:10:48 PM) Teoalida: doesn’t worth the money in my opinion
(9:11:02 PM) Teoalida: and stop dreaming that you can meet Kim Jong Un
(9:11:09 PM) Visitor 85640686: SHEEE IT DONT MATTER B IMMA BE A ROCKSTAR AFTER I KILL HE ASS
(9:40:06 PM) *** Visitor 85640686 has left ***

Buy chicken

Thursday, 14 Mar, 2013
Country: Canada
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/
[16:22] Visitor: Hello?
[16:22] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[16:22] Teoalida: hi
[16:22] Visitor is now known as Jefferson
[16:23] Jefferson: Do you know a good place to buy some chiken?
[16:23] Jefferson: chicken
[16:23] Teoalida: Go to supermarket
[16:23] Jefferson: ok thanks
[16:23] Teoalida: Why do you ask ME this?
[16:23] Jefferson: »No time sorry bye
[16:24] Teoalida: Is one of the weirdest questions from website visitors
[16:24] Jefferson has left the conversation

Kid pretending that need architectural design services

This american visited https://www.teoalida.com/world/philippines/ where first row says “Are you building a house in Philippines? See sample house plans and contact me to design new house for you!“.
plus his messages, gave me impression that is an overseas filipino worker looking to build a house in his home country, but actually was an american kid “playing” on customer support chat and wasting my time!

Location: Littleton, Massachusetts, United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/philippines/

Chat started on Monday, May 20, 2019 1:01:20 AM

(1:01:20 AM) *** Visitor 54921455 has joined the chat ***
(1:01:22 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hello visitor from United States, what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on my website, drop here a message!
(1:04:24 AM) Visitor 54921455: Hi,
(1:04:37 AM) Visitor 54921455: I am doing a project on the philippines.
(1:04:53 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:04:54 AM) Visitor 54921455: And I am looking for information about the house types.
(1:05:01 AM) Visitor 54921455 has rated the chat Good
(1:05:06 AM) Teoalida: tell me land dimensions and how many rooms do you need
(1:05:42 AM) Visitor 54921455: I need a plot size of 900 feet x 600 feet and 3 story house with 7 bedrooms.
(1:05:47 AM) Visitor 54921455: 3 Bathrooms
(1:05:51 AM) Visitor 54921455: And 2 living rooms
(1:06:33 AM) Teoalida: maybe 90×60 ft because 900×600 is unrealistic large
(1:06:48 AM) Visitor 54921455: Nevermind then
(1:06:50 AM) Visitor 54921455: Have a nice day.
(1:06:52 AM) Visitor 54921455 has changed the rating to Bad
(1:06:56 AM) Visitor 54921455 has removed the chat rating
(1:06:58 AM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans see my designs
(1:07:07 AM) Teoalida: why do you rate chat BAD?
(1:07:15 AM) Visitor 54921455: I didn’t.
(1:07:19 AM) Visitor 54921455: I removed my rate.
(1:07:22 AM) Visitor 54921455: To normal.
(1:07:24 AM) Visitor 54921455: Thanks,
(1:07:25 AM) Visitor 54921455: bye.
(1:07:39 AM) Teoalida: but this prove how non serious you are
(1:07:45 AM) Visitor 54921455: Excuse me?
(1:07:49 AM) Visitor 54921455: I will leave it bad then.
(1:07:51 AM) Visitor 54921455: Have a nice day.
(1:07:53 AM) Visitor 54921455 has rated the chat Bad
(1:08:01 AM) Teoalida: and sadly, there are MANY people like you
(1:08:08 AM) Visitor 54921455: Same with you
(1:08:16 AM) Teoalida: due to people like you I had to quit my job of architectural designer
(1:08:24 AM) Visitor 54921455: Congradulations.
(1:08:27 AM) Visitor 54921455: Why would i car
(1:08:28 AM) Visitor 54921455: ee
(1:08:47 AM) Visitor 54921455: You know what FUCK YOU get a better life bitch, you didn’t quit you probably got fired.
(1:08:48 AM) Teoalida: you aren’t even checking my house designs but you request architectural design services from me
(1:08:58 AM) Visitor 54921455: I am not even requestin that
(1:09:05 AM) Teoalida: I think that you are an american kid who don’t own anything in Philippines
(1:09:06 AM) Visitor 54921455: I just asked a simple question
(1:09:14 AM) Visitor 54921455: I do not own anything in the Philippines.
(1:09:21 AM) Visitor 54921455: But I am a major shareholder in the US.
(1:09:32 AM) Visitor 54921455: Thats why I needed it “unrealistic large:
(1:09:34 AM) Visitor 54921455: ”
(1:09:45 AM) Visitor 54921455: Good day, bye.
(1:09:58 AM) Teoalida: hope I won’t see you again
(1:10:13 AM) Teoalida: let me to be contacted by serious customers only
(1:10:24 AM) *** Visitor 54921455 has left ***

Too many people contacting me at same time = BAD!

On 22 January 2018 during an interval of only 10 minutes I received 9 chats from 6 people, asking various questions picked from my own writings. For example in https://www.teoalida.com/world/latinamerica/ I wrote “Brasilia, the biggest planned city of the world, by architects Lúcio Costa and Oscar Niemeyer” and “Sao Paulo is considered one of most vertical cities in the world” and they asked questions like “Which is the biggest planned city in the world?” and “which city is considered one of the most vertical city” I don’t understand why they had to ask this.

If you are a group of students needing help from me, please designate ONE person to contact me and ask all questions, if each of you ask a question how I am supposed to answer all them?

12 year child with disturbing behavior

Country: Canada
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/

Chat started on Wednesday, May 02, 2018 7:00:20 PM

(7:00:20 PM) *** Visitor 59275975 has joined the chat ***
(7:00:20 PM) Visitor 59275975: hi
(7:00:30 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:00:31 PM) Teoalida: hello
(7:00:44 PM) Visitor 59275975: i need help finding info
(7:01:13 PM) Visitor 59275975: ????
(7:01:18 PM) Visitor 59275975: hey there?
(7:01:23 PM) Teoalida: be more specific what do you need?
(7:01:39 PM) Visitor 59275975: do you only have asia info?
(7:02:02 PM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/world check how many countries I researched
(7:05:02 PM) Visitor 59275975: ok thanks found the info
(7:05:46 PM) Visitor 59275975: ??
(7:06:10 PM) Visitor 59275975: heello?
(7:06:24 PM) Teoalida: what do you want????
(7:06:40 PM) Visitor 59275975: i want info about antartica
(7:06:51 PM) Visitor 59275975: i’m reasarching about that
(7:06:52 PM) Teoalida: your attitude is childish
(7:07:04 PM) Visitor 59275975: i’m child
(7:07:12 PM) Visitor 59275975: im 12
(7:07:29 PM) Visitor 59275975: ??
(7:07:59 PM) Teoalida: excessive repetition of question marks and “helloooooo” without asking any ACTUAL QUESTION, is also childish
(7:08:37 PM) Visitor 59275975: your owner of this website you supposed to help other people
(7:09:16 PM) Teoalida: I am here to help people paying me to do various projects, NOT to answer stupid questions
(7:10:40 PM) *** Visitor 59275975 has left ***

He or she or friends contacted me 6 times for about 1 hour, always asking non-sense questions.

Dumb and VAGUE questions

Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/india/

Chat started on Thursday, May 10, 2018 9:25:24 PM

(9:25:24 PM) *** Visitor 21947080 has joined the chat ***
(9:25:26 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… may I know what are you looking for? If you need any help, drop here a message!
(9:29:18 PM) Visitor 21947080: hi
(9:29:31 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:29:35 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(9:29:45 PM) Visitor 21947080: how do I find the population
(9:30:31 PM) Teoalida: how did you found my website? do a google search for population
(9:30:52 PM) Teoalida: https://www.google.com/publicdata/explore?ds=d5bncppjof8f9_&met_y=sp_pop_totl&hl=en&dl=en
(9:31:30 PM) Visitor 21947080: how old r u
(9:31:42 PM) Teoalida: 29, why do you ask this?
(9:31:54 PM) Teoalida: are you from same group of kids who contacted me past few days?
(9:32:02 PM) Teoalida: with their non-sense questions?
(9:32:40 PM) Visitor 21947080: i am not. I’m doing a geography project
(9:33:07 PM) Teoalida: maybe you’re interested in this too…. https://www.teoalida.com/database/countries/
(9:33:49 PM) Visitor 21947080: are you male or female

Chat started on Thursday, May 10, 2018 6:27:29 PM

(6:27:29 PM) *** Visitor 28445800 has joined the chat ***
(6:27:29 PM) Visitor 28445800: hello
(6:27:37 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:27:37 PM) Teoalida: hi
(6:28:01 PM) Visitor 28445800: hey
(6:28:10 PM) Visitor 28445800: how’s it going
(6:28:21 PM) Teoalida: who are you>?
(6:28:32 PM) Visitor 28445800: i want to meet you 🙂
(6:28:56 PM) Visitor 28445800: oh shit sorry wrong website
(6:29:09 PM) Teoalida: excuse me? are you interested in my business services or you just want to have dating fun on chat?
(6:29:41 PM) Visitor 28445800: im interested in your services
(6:30:52 PM) Visitor 28445800: hello?
(6:31:16 PM) Teoalida: just say what do you need… if you really need something
(6:33:52 PM) Teoalida: ????????????
(6:36:51 PM) Teoalida: ARE YOU STILL HERE????!!!!!
(6:51:40 PM) *** Visitor 28445800 has left ***

Very idiotic question

Country: United Kingdom
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Friday, June 22, 2018 12:08:30 PM

(12:08:30 PM) *** Visitor 37406373 has joined the chat ***
(12:08:30 PM) Visitor 37406373: hello is it e your looking for
(12:08:41 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:08:42 PM) Teoalida: what??
(12:08:56 PM) Visitor 37406373: mother trucks are da best
(12:09:25 PM) Visitor 37406373: oh crap wrong person i wanted to talk to toealida
(12:09:33 PM) Teoalida: why do you message me?
(12:09:57 PM) Visitor 37406373: do you koow why there sre different sized dicks
(12:10:29 PM) Teoalida: are you trying to have fun on customer service chats?
(12:10:51 PM) Visitor 37406373: noi need help with north kores
(12:11:10 PM) Teoalida: Can I post your chat in https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/ ?
(12:11:28 PM) Visitor 37406373: i will be back for help no it was my freind im sry l
(12:12:20 PM) Teoalida: Please DON’T come back if you’re going to behave this way
(12:12:39 PM) *** Visitor 37406373 has left ***

Philippines perspective on housing – VAGUE question

I don’t know if this was ONE student asking same question 3 different days, or were different people.

Location: Batangas, Province of Batangas, Philippines
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/philippines/

Chat started on Thursday, January 17, 2019 1:57:33 PM

(1:57:33 PM) *** Visitor 42711914 has joined the chat ***
(1:57:35 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… may I know what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on website, drop here a message!
(1:58:17 PM) Visitor 42711914: the philippines perspective on housing
(1:58:40 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:58:43 PM) Teoalida: what I should say?
(1:59:41 PM) Visitor 42711914: the philippines point of view about housing
(2:01:18 PM) Teoalida: I am not sure what do you want, if you need architectural design services we can help you
(2:01:49 PM) Visitor 42711914: no thanks
(2:37:40 PM) *** Visitor 42711914 has left ***

Location: Batangas, Province of Batangas, Philippines
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/philippines/

Chat started on Saturday, January 19, 2019 1:38:15 PM

(1:38:15 PM) *** Visitor 58365817 has joined the chat ***
(1:38:17 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… may I know what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on website, drop here a message!
(1:43:34 PM) Visitor 58365817: philippine perspective on housing
(1:43:44 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:43:47 PM) Teoalida: what I should say?
(1:44:35 PM) Visitor 58365817: im looking for philippine perspective on housing
(1:44:56 PM) Teoalida: explain in detail what do you mean with perspective if you want a detailed answer
(1:48:38 PM) Visitor 58365817: overview about philippine houses
(1:49:25 PM) Teoalida: if you don’t need too many details, this article itself if an overview, JUST READ IT, what else do you need from me?
(3:00:50 PM) *** Visitor 58365817 has left ***

Location: Batangas, Province of Batangas, Philippines
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/philippines/

Chat started on Monday, January 21, 2019 3:14:06 PM

(3:14:06 PM) *** Visitor 86858865 has joined the chat ***
(3:14:08 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… may I know what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on website, drop here a message!
(3:21:24 PM) Visitor 86858865: do you the philippines perspective on housing?
(3:21:47 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:22:00 PM) Teoalida: you asked same thing 2 days ago
(3:22:15 PM) Visitor 86858865: lol
(3:22:50 PM) Teoalida: and 4 days ago too or wasn’t you but someone else
(3:23:50 PM) Visitor 86858865: no i haven’t yet asking! i barely have an internet connection.

Vague question

Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/china/

Chat started on Wednesday, May 22, 2019 7:28:17 PM

(7:28:17 PM) *** Visitor 40707217 has joined the chat ***
(7:28:19 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hello visitor from United States, what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on my website, drop here a message!
(7:33:27 PM) Visitor 40707217: just looking for how population in china affects housing
(7:33:40 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:33:46 PM) Teoalida: affecting house prices or…?
(7:34:27 PM) Visitor 40707217: just any sort of affects/ issues it can create
(7:35:11 PM) Teoalida: vague question, not sure what to answer
(7:35:24 PM) Teoalida: but there are dozens millions of empty homes in China
(7:37:29 PM) Visitor 40707217: thank you
(7:38:09 PM) *** Visitor 40707217 has left ***

Vague question from Singapore

Country: Singapore
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/hdbstatistics/

Chat started on Saturday, May 25, 2019 2:09:44 PM

(2:09:44 PM) *** Visitor 78179496 has joined the chat ***
(2:09:45 PM) Visitor 78179496: hello
(2:09:51 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(2:09:52 PM) Teoalida: hi
(2:09:56 PM) Visitor 78179496: hi
(2:10:08 PM) Visitor 78179496: just to check
(2:10:31 PM) Visitor 78179496: may i know the HDB statistics of Jurong East
(2:10:44 PM) *** Visitor 78179496 has left ***

Chat started on Saturday, May 25, 2019 2:10:49 PM

(2:10:49 PM) *** Visitor 78179496 has joined the chat ***
(2:10:49 PM) Visitor 78179496: may i know the HDB statistics of Jurong East
(2:10:52 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(2:11:02 PM) Teoalida: number of units in town is shown in this table
(2:11:07 PM) Teoalida: or what statistics do you need?
(2:11:17 PM) Visitor 78179496: what table
(2:12:40 PM) Teoalida: table in HDB statisitcs page
(2:12:43 PM) Teoalida: what do you want to know?
(2:13:06 PM) Visitor 78179496: tell me all you know about Jurong East
(2:13:28 PM) Teoalida: vague question
(2:13:40 PM) Teoalida: what answer do you expect?
(2:13:48 PM) Teoalida: see also the map on homepage www.teoalida.com
(2:13:57 PM) Visitor 78179496: What do you know about housing in Jurong East
(2:14:29 PM) Teoalida: or if you want number of units breakdown by block and flat type in Excel format, you can buy from https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/hdbdatabase/
(2:15:25 PM) Teoalida: or you want statistics of market price evolution?
(2:16:00 PM) *** Visitor 78179496 has left ***

Chat started on Saturday, May 25, 2019 2:27:57 PM

(2:27:57 PM) *** Visitor 78179496 has joined the chat ***
(2:27:59 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hello visitor from Singapore, what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on my website, drop here a message!
(2:38:16 PM) Visitor 78179496: ok
(2:38:33 PM) Visitor 78179496: Do you have statistics for condo
(2:38:43 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(2:38:44 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/condodatabase/
(3:00:31 PM) *** Visitor 78179496 has left ***

Disrespectful language but claim that is 34 years old

Country: United Kingdom
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/india/

Chat started on Wednesday, June 19, 2019 4:58:38 PM

(4:58:38 PM) *** Visitor 75786443 has joined the chat ***
(4:58:40 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hello visitor from United Kingdom, what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on my website, drop here a message!
(4:59:02 PM) Visitor 75786443: what are houses like in india?
(4:59:16 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(4:59:18 PM) Teoalida: look in these photos
(4:59:32 PM) Visitor 75786443: is it poor there?
(5:00:04 PM) Teoalida: there is huge inequality, poor and rich mixed up
(5:00:17 PM) Visitor 75786443: whats your house like?
(5:00:41 PM) Visitor 75786443: —–+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
(5:00:51 PM) Teoalida: but why do you ask these vague questions?
(5:01:03 PM) Visitor 75786443: your a bitch
(5:01:17 PM) Teoalida: and you probably are a kid having no respect for businessmen
(5:01:25 PM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/offtopic/kids this is for you
(5:01:51 PM) Visitor 75786443: im a 34 year old women i know more that u you silly bitch
(5:03:25 PM) Teoalida: if you are 34 years old then you should be retarded to talk like this here “your a bitch”
(5:04:04 PM) Visitor 75786443: im a retard you have just hurt my feelings crying noe
(5:04:12 PM) Visitor 75786443: gonna kill myself
(5:05:20 PM) Visitor 75786443 has rated the chat Bad
(5:05:34 PM) Visitor 75786443 commented: “very rude”
(5:05:50 PM) Visitor 75786443: very disrespectful
(5:06:09 PM) Visitor 75786443: get anyother job because im getting u sacked
(5:06:56 PM) Teoalida: if you can’t have a nice conversation, please DON’T message me again
(5:07:10 PM) Visitor 75786443: niogger
(5:07:22 PM) Teoalida: beside this I am a busy man working for paying customers but you aren’t paying anything, you just disturb me with childish questions
(5:07:37 PM) Visitor 75786443: u are nigger
(5:07:50 PM) Teoalida: ban IP?
(5:08:02 PM) Visitor 75786443: what does that mean
(5:08:14 PM) Visitor 75786443: beren
(5:10:33 PM) Visitor 75786443: hi
(5:10:34 PM) Visitor 75786443: hi
(5:10:35 PM) Visitor 75786443: hih
(5:10:35 PM) Visitor 75786443: hih
(5:10:36 PM) Visitor 75786443: hi
(5:11:01 PM) Teoalida: I’m gonna ban your IP, stop disturbing me from doing my job!
(5:11:08 PM) *** Visitor 75786443 has left ***

Chat started on Wednesday, June 19, 2019 5:10:10 PM

(5:10:10 PM) *** Visitor 73584058 has joined the chat ***
(5:10:10 PM) Visitor 73584058: hellon
(5:10:31 PM) Visitor 73584058: i need help
(5:10:41 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:10:42 PM) Teoalida: with?
(5:11:20 PM) Visitor 73584058: pooing in my cat
(5:11:54 PM) Visitor 73584058: hello?
(5:12:02 PM) Teoalida: what do you want from me?
(5:12:18 PM) Visitor 73584058: anal poopoo sex
(5:12:29 PM) Visitor 73584058: are you down?
(5:12:32 PM) Teoalida: what does say the 1st row in Contact page?
(5:12:57 PM) Visitor 73584058: it say beren is very sexy
(5:13:06 PM) Teoalida: Feel free to contact me if you have any enquiry about AutoCAD, architecture, real estate, databases research, data mining and analysis, or any other stuff covered by articles of this website, comments about my works, errors to report, suggestions, critics, etc.
(5:13:08 PM) Visitor 73584058: i cant read btw am dyslexic
(5:13:19 PM) Teoalida: since you don’t have any of these, please DON’T disturb me again!
(5:13:22 PM) Visitor 73584058: i have enquiry
(5:13:40 PM) Visitor 73584058: how do poopoo sex with cat
(5:13:48 PM) Visitor 73584058: ??
(5:14:17 PM) Visitor 73584058: henlo are you thehhehre??:>??:
(5:14:59 PM) Visitor 73584058: where you go you fricking scummy little bum suck
(5:15:37 PM) Teoalida: I am here, busy talking with a customer… 3 people in chat
(5:16:54 PM) Visitor 73584058: poo ear
(5:17:58 PM) *** Visitor 73584058 has left ***

Chat started on Wednesday, June 19, 2019 5:15:37 PM

(5:15:37 PM) *** Visitor 71849797 has joined the chat ***
(5:15:37 PM) Visitor 71849797: henlo
(5:15:44 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:16:00 PM) Teoalida: Can you please stop disturbing me and tell to your friends to stop too?
(5:16:05 PM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/offtopic/kids
(5:16:30 PM) Visitor 71849797: i have 0 friends
(5:16:38 PM) Visitor 71849797: and i not kid
(5:17:30 PM) *** Visitor 71849797 has left ***

Was really necessary to contact me for THIS question?

Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Thursday, June 20, 2019 8:31:37 PM

(8:31:37 PM) *** Visitor 25077279 has joined the chat ***
(8:31:39 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hello visitor from United States, what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on my website, drop here a message!
(8:32:24 PM) Visitor 25077279: I have a question
(8:32:39 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(8:32:39 PM) Teoalida: ?
(8:33:03 PM) Visitor 25077279: Why is South Korea better than North Korea?
(8:33:23 PM) Teoalida: because capitalist is better than communist?
(8:33:31 PM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/world/southkorea
(8:33:46 PM) Visitor 25077279: Ok. Thank you
(8:33:52 PM) Visitor 25077279: i don’t like communist
(8:33:54 PM) Teoalida: I can’t believe that you disturb me with such dumb questions
(8:34:16 PM) Visitor 25077279: Well I have another question
(8:34:20 PM) Visitor 25077279: it is a smart one
(8:35:10 PM) Visitor 25077279: nvm
(8:36:16 PM) *** Visitor 25077279 has left ***

The way he/she is addressing me indicate that is a KID

Country: Australia
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/china/

Chat started on Sunday, August 25, 2019 1:34:18 PM

(1:34:18 PM) *** Visitor 87443489 has joined the chat ***
(1:34:19 PM) Visitor 87443489: hi babe
(1:34:36 PM) Visitor 87443489: hi have a question
(1:34:41 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:34:43 PM) Teoalida: hello
(1:34:46 PM) Visitor 87443489: hi
(1:35:07 PM) Visitor 87443489: what is the housing in china
(1:35:16 PM) Teoalida: read my article
(1:35:23 PM) Teoalida: and other countries too www.teoalida.com/world
(1:35:29 PM) Visitor 87443489 has rated the chat Bad
(1:35:31 PM) Teoalida: what do you want to know more exactly?
(1:35:50 PM) Visitor 87443489: suck a d***
(1:35:59 PM) Teoalida: excuse me? do you want ban IP?
(1:36:01 PM) Teoalida: how old are you
(1:36:09 PM) Teoalida: maybe you should read www.teoalida.com/offtopic/kids
(1:36:37 PM) *** Visitor 87443489 has left ***

Chat started on Sunday, August 25, 2019 1:38:15 PM

(1:38:15 PM) *** Visitor 22441879 has joined the chat ***
(1:38:16 PM) Visitor 22441879: hi
(1:38:29 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:38:35 PM) Visitor 22441879: what does chines people eat
(1:38:55 PM) Teoalida: If you don’t buy anything, pay any service, or need any professional consultation, please DON’T message me again!
(1:39:25 PM) Teoalida: This answer you www.teoalida.com/offtopic/kids
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Chat started on Sunday, August 25, 2019 1:41:56 PM

(1:41:56 PM) *** Visitor 22441879 has joined the chat ***
(1:41:57 PM) Visitor 22441879: ok
(1:42:07 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:42:13 PM) Teoalida: Read this please www.teoalida.com/offtopic/kids
(1:45:57 PM) Visitor 22441879 has rated the chat Bad
(1:46:05 PM) *** Visitor 22441879 has left ***

Chat started on Sunday, August 25, 2019 1:50:11 PM

(1:50:11 PM) *** Visitor 22441879 has joined the chat ***
(1:50:13 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hello visitor from Australia, what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on my website, drop here a message!
(1:50:57 PM) Visitor 22441879: what is the most common language in china
(1:51:36 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:51:42 PM) Teoalida: chinese obviously
(1:51:51 PM) Teoalida: why do you keep coming here and ask dumb questions?
(1:51:59 PM) Visitor 22441879: thank you very much
(1:52:29 PM) Teoalida: if you have more such questions please use Google to find answers and DON’T disturb me again. I am a busy man working for paying customers
(1:52:57 PM) Visitor 22441879 has rated the chat Bad
(1:53:29 PM) *** Visitor 22441879 has left ***

Vague question and leave a BAD comment

Country: United Kingdom
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/china/

Chat started on Thursday, August 29, 2019 11:47:37 AM

(11:47:37 AM) *** Visitor 83293477 has joined the chat ***
(11:47:39 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hello visitor from United Kingdom, what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on my website, drop here a message!
(11:48:11 AM) Visitor 83293477: hello
(11:48:25 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:48:27 AM) Teoalida: what’s up
(11:48:38 AM) Visitor 83293477: i need help on an interesting housing fact in china
(11:50:11 AM) Visitor 83293477: do u have any ideas?
(11:50:12 AM) Teoalida: more exactly?
(11:50:24 AM) Visitor 83293477 has rated the chat Bad
(11:50:59 AM) Teoalida: why do you rate chat bad?
(11:51:01 AM) Visitor 83293477 commented: “didn’t understand even though i clearly stated what i was asking!!!!!!!!!!!!”
(11:51:20 AM) Teoalida: don’t you realize that you ask too vague question?
(11:51:59 AM) Teoalida: what is that interesting housing fact you ask about?
(11:52:01 AM) *** Visitor 83293477 has left ***

Non-serious customer @ architecture, probably was another kid

Country: Africa
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/africa/

Chat started on Monday, September 16, 2019 8:56:16 PM

(8:56:16 PM) *** Visitor 98435390 has joined the chat ***
(8:56:18 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hello visitor from United States, what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on my website, drop here a message!
(8:58:51 PM) Visitor 98435390: hello
(8:59:05 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(8:59:07 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(8:59:22 PM) Visitor 98435390: nothing much hbu
(9:00:28 PM) Visitor 98435390: did you leave me
(9:01:40 PM) Teoalida: just say if you need any help from me
(9:02:11 PM) Visitor 98435390: tell me about architecture 😉
(9:02:25 PM) Teoalida: are you building something?
(9:02:33 PM) Visitor 98435390: A house
(9:03:01 PM) Visitor 98435390: in pennsylvania
(9:03:24 PM) Teoalida: I feel strange that you are looking on my website AFRICA page but talk about Pennsylvania
(9:03:54 PM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans see my past architectural work, but for you I will ask my US partner architect to help you
(9:04:23 PM) Visitor 98435390: sorry i mis spelled africa
(9:05:49 PM) Visitor 98435390: don’t leave me
(9:06:07 PM) Teoalida: i am not leaving until I go to sleep in about 5 hours
(9:06:47 PM) Visitor 98435390: what kind of house should I get if im living in a cold area of africa
(9:07:21 PM) Teoalida: sorry to ask but do you own any land now?
(9:07:52 PM) Visitor 98435390: I own 24 acres in sutherland
(9:08:16 PM) Teoalida: where is this sutherland?
(9:08:30 PM) Visitor 98435390: Its in south Africa
(9:08:39 PM) Teoalida: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sutherland
(9:10:35 PM) Teoalida: Honestly, the way you talk sounds more like a child making pranks rather than a serious customer who want to build a house. If you are serious please send us land ownership title, we need to see exact land dimensions, orientation and street type in order to provide BEST house plan for you
(9:12:24 PM) Visitor 98435390: thats a paper how do I send it
(9:13:10 PM) Teoalida: photo/scan and drag and drop here or email attachment
(9:13:34 PM) Visitor 98435390: ok that works thank you for your time
(9:13:48 PM) Visitor 98435390: hold on let me send it
(9:13:49 PM) Teoalida: and see www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans
(9:14:37 PM) Teoalida: because trying to engage me for architectural design services WITHOUT checking my architectural works gave me impression of prank. I get often prank messages from visitors of “Housing in…” pages
(9:15:08 PM) Visitor 98435390: ohhhh sorry about thta, I type like a kid
(9:15:44 PM) Teoalida: “don’t leave me” is also childish. An adult would imagine that you are not the only customer I am talking with
(9:17:08 PM) Visitor 98435390: ya, It was a long time since you typed back
(9:17:49 PM) Visitor 98435390 commented: “tank you”
(9:17:51 PM) *** Visitor 98435390 has left ***

Chat started on Monday, September 16, 2019 9:18:21 PM

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(9:18:26 PM) Teoalida: Agent uploaded: 1568657904170.png
URL: https://v2uploads.zopim.io/g/y/Q/gyQv0zvvEw4pbx3wM2qzBO2gUxltXvhR/c5cbd062db31a7569597a005778143ab1bf1e40a.png
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(9:18:34 PM) Teoalida: see how many chat windows opened
(9:18:35 PM) Teoalida: + Skype
(9:18:57 PM) Teoalida: + Excel where I do some work
(9:20:03 PM) Visitor 98435390: oh wow, youve got a lot
(9:21:02 PM) Visitor 98435390 has rated the chat Good
(9:21:10 PM) *** Visitor 98435390 has left ***

Chat started on Monday, September 16, 2019 9:22:50 PM

(9:22:50 PM) *** Visitor 98435390 has joined the chat ***
(9:22:50 PM) Visitor 98435390: someones popular
(9:22:55 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:23:03 PM) Teoalida: finally do you need architectural design services or not?
(9:24:00 PM) Visitor 98435390: no
(9:26:32 PM) Teoalida: in this case what was the reason for contacting me?
(9:26:48 PM) Teoalida: you just wasted my time when I was in middle of a business deal with a serious customer
(9:39:37 PM) Visitor 98435390: sorry my mom made me do it
(9:40:12 PM) Visitor 98435390: how much business are you actually getting anway
(9:41:19 PM) *** Visitor 98435390 has left ***

Non-sense childish chat

Country: United Kingdom
Landing page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/thesims/worlds/

Chat started on Sunday, September 22, 2019 11:44:01 PM

(11:44:01 PM) *** Visitor 4352877 has joined the chat ***
(11:44:03 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hello visitor from United Kingdom, welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need any help or just want to chat, drop here a message!
(11:47:35 PM) Visitor 4352877: NO
(11:47:54 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:48:02 PM) Teoalida: if you don’t need any help, just don’t message me
(11:48:20 PM) Visitor 4352877 has rated the chat Bad
(11:48:28 PM) Visitor 4352877: WOOOOOOOO
(11:49:39 PM) Visitor 4352877: l(
(11:50:26 PM) Teoalida: it’s like making a phone call to a store to say that you don’t buy anything
(11:50:53 PM) Teoalida: if I wasn’t home you risk making me pulling phone out from pocket for no reason
(11:53:23 PM) Visitor 4352877: is this real
(11:55:09 PM) Teoalida: what does not look real?
(11:55:33 PM) Visitor 4352877: is this a chat bot
(11:56:17 PM) Teoalida: I configured chat to greet automatically everyone after staying on website for few minutes… this is why you may see same message repeating if you visit my website multiple times. You NEED to type a message so I can notice you and answer your questions. So-called “robot” cannot reply questions but only greet you, any reply is human. 9 of 10 chats were initiated by this greeting, without it, most people would not even notice that there is a live chat available.
(11:56:42 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/contact/
(11:57:38 PM) Visitor 4352877: wat]
(11:58:08 PM) Teoalida: may I know your age?
(11:58:52 PM) Visitor 4352877: I am 3
(11:59:09 PM) Teoalida: I don’t think that a 3 year old can use internet
(11:59:33 PM) Teoalida: anyway, you think childish… to not realize that there may be a BUSY man at other end of chat
(12:00:16 AM) Visitor 4352877: XD
(12:21:53 AM) *** Visitor 4352877 has left ***

Kid asking help at homework unrelated wit website content

Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/latinamerica/

Chat started on Monday, November 11, 2019 6:03:55 PM

(6:03:55 PM) *** Visitor 41186797 has joined the chat ***
(6:03:55 PM) Visitor 41186797: Frank goes to the library to check out books each week. If he checks out x number of books each week, which expression can be used to find how many books he checks out in 6 weeks?
Group of answer choices

A. LaTeX: x+6 x + 6

B. LaTeX: x-6 x − 6

C. LaTeX: 6x 6 x

D. LaTeX: x\div 6 x ÷ 6
(6:04:12 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:04:21 PM) Teoalida: why do you message me THIS?
(6:04:36 PM) Visitor 41186797: oh my bad
(6:04:48 PM) Visitor 41186797: How is living in Brazil and Mexico similar to living in the U.S
(6:05:38 PM) Teoalida: if you need help with homework, ask your parents or friends, don’t disturb businessmen unless you want to buy something from me or pay a service
(6:06:17 PM) Teoalida: feel free to read my website to get answer about living conditions
(6:07:32 PM) Visitor 41186797: i might be 13 but you are not gone talk to me like that this poped up and i thought it is somebody that could help me with my test and that’s it
(6:08:43 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/about/aboutme/
As 2018, per month the website have ~40,000 visitors, ~500 contacting me via chat or email, ~50 buying something or paying a service, while the rest are thankful for free information offered on website.
(6:09:02 PM) Visitor 41186797: peace i said what i needed to say
(6:09:36 PM) *** Visitor 41186797 has left ***

Kids with annoying questions

Chat started on Sunday, November 17, 2019 12:58:31 AM

(12:58:31 AM) *** Visitor 5659640 has joined the chat ***
(12:58:31 AM) Visitor 5659640: I’m wondering if people have good estate in china…
(12:59:11 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:59:23 AM) Teoalida: communists build cheap stuf
(12:59:31 AM) Visitor 5659640: ok thanks
(12:59:33 AM) Teoalida: many people can afford them
(12:59:39 AM) Teoalida: but quality is questionable
(12:59:52 AM) Teoalida: you’re from US, do you get chinese products sold here too?
(1:00:00 AM) Visitor 5659640: yep
(1:00:33 AM) Visitor 5659640: Wait…
(1:00:53 AM) Visitor 5659640: IM SUPPOSED TO BE ASKING THE QUESTIONS!!!
(1:03:29 AM) Teoalida: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NmlG1FMiP4
(1:32:30 AM) *** Visitor 5659640 has left ***

Chat started on Sunday, November 17, 2019 1:45:21 AM

(1:45:21 AM) *** Visitor 5659640 has joined the chat ***
(1:45:21 AM) Visitor 5659640: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCpxNJfficc
(1:45:42 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:46:03 AM) Teoalida: why do you send me this CRAP?
(1:47:19 AM) Teoalida: please DON’T disturb me again unless you have business to do with me
(1:57:24 AM) Visitor 5659640: ok
(1:57:34 AM) Visitor 5659640 has rated the chat Bad
(2:35:43 AM) *** Visitor 5659640 has left ***

Idiot Singaporean

We all know that SERS is just for old blocks built up to 1980 and he is asking when a recently-built block (2007) will get SERS. I answered his questions nice and he rate chat BAD, call me “gay” and accuse me for not replying fast enough. What is wrong with some Singaporeans?

Chat started on Monday, March 18, 2019 4:44:58 AM

(4:44:58 AM) *** Visitor 21298576 has joined the chat ***
(4:44:58 AM) Visitor 21298576: what is a price for a 62 year old flat
(4:45:13 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(4:45:33 AM) Teoalida: you can check prices of nearby flats transacted in https://services2.hdb.gov.sg/webapp/BB33RTIS/BB33PReslTrans.jsp
(4:47:09 AM) Visitor 21298576: thanks
(4:47:50 AM) Visitor 21298576: hello are you still there
(4:48:05 AM) Teoalida: just say what do you need without asking if I am here
(4:49:00 AM) Visitor 21298576: how to tell whether my flat is getting sers
(4:49:43 AM) Teoalida: click your block on homepage www.teoalida.com I estimated SERS potential for every block and wrote it in popup
(4:50:27 AM) Visitor 21298576: but it is not clear
(4:50:58 AM) Teoalida: and do you expect someone to tell you EXACTLY that your block will get SERS in 2021 or 2029? that’s not possible, nobody knows
(4:52:54 AM) Visitor 21298576: this flat is 265a compassvale link and it was built in 2007 how to tell whether my flat is getting sers
(4:53:23 AM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/serslist/
Nobody can answer WHEN a block will get SERS. Don’t ask such questions!
You cannot be sure that a block will be demolished except when the SERS site is announced. Instead, we can be sure which blocks will be NOT a be SERS site next 10-20 years.
(4:53:34 AM) Teoalida: what… you want SERS for a flat just 12 years old???????
(4:53:53 AM) Visitor 21298576: no
(4:54:33 AM) Teoalida: in case you don’t read news, MND announced VERS past year and said that only 5% of flats will get SERS, so probably these 2000s flats will get VERS in 2080s
(4:54:49 AM) Visitor 21298576: no
(4:55:11 AM) Visitor 21298576: vers and sers are not the same
(4:55:32 AM) Teoalida: anyway is hard to imagine myself how the world will look 50 years in the future… at least Singapore is a powerful economy and can replace blocks, but in Eastern Europe there are lots of blocks built in 1950-1990 that may collapse before economy is able to replace them
(4:56:50 AM) Visitor 21298576: just because your flat is not the same
(4:56:57 AM) Visitor 21298576: that it
(4:57:10 AM) Visitor 21298576 has rated the chat Bad
(4:57:52 AM) Teoalida: VERS and SERS indeed not the same, who said that is the same?
(4:58:04 AM) Visitor 21298576: you said that
(4:58:29 AM) Teoalida: 5% of flats will get SERS and remaining ones will get VERS when leases are nearly ending
(4:58:52 AM) Visitor 21298576 has removed the chat rating
(4:59:07 AM) Visitor 21298576: who know sers flat rate may go up still
(4:59:39 AM) Teoalida: we all hope this, but is unlikely HDB to raise rate of SERS sites
(4:59:55 AM) Visitor 21298576: still likely
(5:00:06 AM) Teoalida: if you would have read fuill page https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/serslist/ you would have understood why
(5:00:34 AM) Visitor 21298576: gay
(5:01:14 AM) Visitor 21298576: no reply end chat
(5:01:19 AM) Teoalida: may I know your age?
(5:01:32 AM) Visitor 21298576: forget it
(5:01:35 AM) Visitor 21298576 has rated the chat Bad
(5:01:45 AM) Teoalida: and which question I didn’t replied?
(5:02:21 AM) Visitor 21298576: you reply to late
(5:02:24 AM) Teoalida: you sound like a kid who got bored and just want to chat with someone, rather than a HDB owner needing professional consultation
(5:02:38 AM) Visitor 21298576: shut up
(5:02:50 AM) Teoalida: a serious person wouldn’t rate chat BAD or say “gay”
(5:03:17 AM) *** Visitor 21298576 has left ***

Chat started on Monday, March 18, 2019 5:07:35 AM

(5:07:35 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:07:35 AM) *** Visitor 21298576 has joined the chat ***
(5:07:54 AM) Teoalida: a serious person wouldn’t rate chat BAD or say “gay” … please be nice or I ban your IP and you won’t be able to get help from me anymore
(5:10:16 AM) *** Visitor 21298576 has left ***

What this guy wants from me?

What does this person wanted from me!!!???
Every day, I am contacted by few people from Singapore for info about HDB and chit-chat, I am also contacted by people all around the world for architecture / CAD design services.
I differentiate customers by chit-chatters by the way they address me and by what pages they click.
Look how THIS guy is addressing me!! Sometimes I mistreat chit-chatters as potential customers, but could be this a potential customer, mistreat as chit-chatter and lost?

Who’s attitude is rudest? my one or visitor’s one? Please leave comments!

Wednesday, 12 Dec, 2012
Country: Singapore
Page URL: http:/www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/
[3:34] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! Can I help you with anything? drop here a message!
[3:42] Visitor: Hi. What do you do for a living?
[3:42] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[3:42] Teoalida: Are you curious how I earn money?
[3:42] Teoalida: so far I eat parents money, trying to start own business
[3:43] Visitor: I see. I am looking at your website, so thinking of what do u do actually.

[3:43] Teoalida: Nice
[3:44] Teoalida: I am curious too, what others understand about me just by seeing website?
[3:44] Visitor: do you do design for people?
[3:44] Teoalida: yes and this is main income forme (typo: for me)
[3:44] Visitor: I do not know you, so can only understand from your website
[3:46] Visitor: how old are you anyway?
[3:47] Teoalida: you’re in About me page and didn’t saw my age?
[3:47] Teoalida: but that is good, try giving me an age!
[3:47] Teoalida: I am surprised how broad range was other’s guess
[3:49] Visitor: Hmm. Good luck in your venture.
[3:50] Visitor: Not keen in engaing your services from the way you speak. Thanks.
[3:50] Teoalida: Do you have any suggestions? at this moment my business does not work as I imagined
[3:51] Teoalida: from the way I talk? did I made any mistake?
[3:51] Visitor: See ya!
[3:51] Visitor has left the conversation
[3:51] Teoalida: Explain me…. and btw, people looking for my services are NOT asking such questions like you, so I talk differently
[3:51] * You are not in a chat *

 

I am sorry for being an IDIOT when I said “I eat parents money“, shall say that I am “unemployed, just a little freelancing“, but after showing this chat to 2 friends, both said that the visitor is a BIGGER IDIOT, is totally RUDE to start a chat by asking about personal life! And that is OK to post it on website as funny-stupid chats.

What do I should answer to such people asking “what I do for a living” or saying that “know nothing about me“?
You should ask me whatever do you want and you will see if I can help you regardless of my job (see another funny chat – visitor left because I do not have the job that he thought).
In the same time, I need to know if my website show a correct image about what I am doing, asking such questions or playing “guess my age” with customers NOT recommended, so I do such surveys with chit-chaters. I usually tell my age AFTER I offer what he/she want. Anyway 99% of the visitors using chat do not even ask about age. PS: my age was public in About Me page (deleted soon afterwards), but he may not have read entire page.

After this incident, i have reviewed my style of chatting and identifying customers, next time when someone ask weird questions I will ask him “What are you looking for?”
I also have rewritten the About me page, let’s hope that now is clear what I am doing.

According visitors statistics, he had 7 visits of my website (or shared IP), looking for Singapore HDB floor plans, then clicked About Me, other 8 pages including 2 Funny Chats, then clicked Car Database and started the chat. He did not clicked any page under Design section.
Probably he was surprised to see a Car Database on same website with Singapore real estate, that is why asked me what I actually do…
Not engaging in my services by the way I speak? LOL… was he actually interested in my services?
Real customers interested in my services typically start chatting with “Can you help me…“, “Do you have…” or “I am looking for…” so I speak in different way.

 

Update: During the following year I has been asked same question “Do you do design for people?” by 2 other people, referring at interior design services. I came in final conclusion that the above guy from 12 December 2012 may have been interested in interior design for a HDB flat , and in this case he would have been my FIRST customer in Singapore and also FIRST customer for interior design services.
I am designer specialized in architecture field so I have customers mostly in booming third-world countries (India, Philippines, etc). In Singapore very few people are rich enough to build houses. On my website I also offer large amount of info about Singapore’s HDB so I expect to be contacted by Singaporeans for HDB-related advices and chit-chat, 99% of them are NOT interested in design services. Considering the RUDE way he addressed me without telling what he is looking for, I did NOT expected that he may be a customer. In the future when someone ask about personal life, I ask what you are looking for, before answering something that may turn customers away.

 

The following is an example of NORMAL way of chatting

Visitor ask help, I help him, THEN we talk about personal life, and tell him my age. Nobody gets angry.

Wednesday, 20 Mar, 2013
Country: Singapore
Page URL: http:/www.teoalida.com/singapore/hdbfloorplans/
[15:02] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! Can I help you with anything? drop here a message!
[15:04] Visitor: Hi, i would like to request for a particular block floor plan in bukit panjang. Are you able to help?
[15:04] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[15:04] Teoalida: sometimes yes, sometimes no
[15:05] Teoalida: newer block = hard to find
(private chat)
[15:36] Visitor: I see, so how do u make a living?
[15:36] Teoalida: what do you mean?
[15:36] Visitor: U have another job?
[15:37] Visitor: what u do when u are not online?
[15:38] Teoalida: I live with parents money
[15:38] Teoalida: but I have own money too from part-time work

[15:38] Visitor: i see, semi-retired?
[15:41] Teoalida: How old do you think that I am?
[15:41] Visitor: I would say 22
[15:41] Teoalida: how I could be retired at this age?
[15:42] Teoalida: You’re near… I’m 24, but I am surprised how many people think about 40+ due of my knowledge

Another one asking same question but does not seems to be interested in my services

Country: Czech
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/about/aboutme/

Chat started on Sunday, January 06, 2019 9:55:29 AM

(9:55:29 AM) *** Visitor 54785186 has joined the chat ***
(9:55:31 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… may I know what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on website, drop here a message!
(9:55:53 AM) Visitor 54785186: what do you do for a living?
(9:56:08 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:56:13 AM) Teoalida: a variety of stuff seen on website
(9:56:30 AM) Teoalida: do you have any business proposal?
(9:56:38 AM) Visitor 54785186: cool…nice to be able to make money online 🙂
(10:00:28 AM) Teoalida: you remind me of https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/chat-2012-12-12/ – starting chat with same question like yours, gave me impression of a curious kid so I replied informally, but actually was a customer looking to do business with me and I LOST him
(10:05:40 AM) *** Visitor 54785186 has left ***

Funny singlish with Lim Pei

There’s IMPOSSIBLE to read this chat without laughing…
That’s a truly funny singaporean english. Using lots of words that I do not understand, including the overused ARH and LIM BEI words which at end I figured that may have been his name.

Funiest parts in RED!

 

Chat started on Sunday, January 04, 2015 5:16:54 PM
Country: Singapore

(5:16:54 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(5:16:55 PM) Visitor: Anyone alive
(5:17:17 PM) Visitor: Wah got so good website got chat somemore
(5:17:25 PM) Visitor: Testing 123
(5:18:04 PM) Auto-respond: The human is probably busy or out of office for a moment. Please wait few minutes or leave your email address where to reply you when I come back! (auto-respond if nobody pick up the chat in 60 sec)
(5:18:36 PM) Visitor: Haha fake one lah
(5:18:41 PM) Visitor: Bye
(5:19:01 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:19:10 PM) Teoalida: I’m here now
(5:19:16 PM) Teoalida: what fake???
(5:19:44 PM) Visitor: Confirm bo
(5:19:50 PM) Visitor: Real one meh
(5:19:59 PM) Teoalida: Your messages are funny.. testing, right? you want nothing serious from me?
(5:19:59 PM) Visitor: Computer lah
(5:20:14 PM) Visitor: Must be some scripts
(5:20:24 PM) Teoalida: what scripts do you see?
(5:20:34 PM) Visitor: Computer scripts lah
(5:21:14 PM) Teoalida: the only thing that may be called script is auto-respond… similar with phone answering machine
(5:21:44 PM) Visitor: Icic

(5:21:54 PM) Visitor: Why your website the bto projects
(5:22:00 PM) Visitor: Never put picture
(5:22:11 PM) Visitor: So we can trace back the projects ma
(5:22:40 PM) Teoalida: what do you suggest? going with photo camera on streets and take 200 photos one for every BTO?
(5:22:47 PM) Visitor: No la
(5:22:54 PM) Visitor: Use the hdb one
(5:23:03 PM) Visitor: Those project sales one
(5:23:10 PM) Visitor: Artist impressions
(5:23:36 PM) Visitor: Lidat at least we know the project design ma
(5:23:39 PM) Teoalida: hmm… is nice to display HDB photos on my website?
(5:23:45 PM) Teoalida: without permission?
(5:23:58 PM) Visitor: ai ya u not doing business also wat
(5:24:09 PM) Visitor: U jus providing info
(5:24:12 PM) Teoalida: maybe HDB photos are free to use as other sites posted too
(5:24:22 PM) Visitor: Ya lor
(5:24:39 PM) Teoalida: but this will overload my website, so many photos, what is the purpose of that?
(5:25:04 PM) Teoalida: if I post artist impressions, tomorrow someone will want floor plans too, other one wants prices, and so on
(5:25:09 PM) Visitor: More detailed information for us
(5:25:26 PM) Visitor: Remember few years back got one guy tell u
(5:25:27 PM) Teoalida: Do I have time to do all these? voluntarily?
(5:25:49 PM) Teoalida: ai ya u not doing business also wat – what business do you suggest? I already have a business
(5:26:11 PM) Visitor: Tao ching road have good protential
(5:26:23 PM) Visitor: Now become lakelife ec lor
(5:26:41 PM) Visitor: Ownhome.sg
(5:26:49 PM) Visitor: Like ur challenger wor
(5:26:56 PM) Teoalida: Did you contacted me few years ago? or at least visited website?
(5:26:57 PM) Visitor: Go everywhere take pics
(5:27:10 PM) Visitor: Ya chat with u gere
(5:27:13 PM) Visitor: here lah
(5:27:28 PM) Visitor: Dunno real person or computer script
(5:27:41 PM) Teoalida: I added the chat 3 years ago
(5:27:58 PM) Teoalida: talked with 5000 people in this time… which one were you?
(5:28:08 PM) Teoalida: https://ownhome.sg/ SSL connection error
(5:28:10 PM) Visitor: Link to your ho arh
(5:28:25 PM) Teoalida: read more there www.teoalida.com/about/chatting-with-website-visitors
(5:28:28 PM) Visitor: Your handphone arh
(5:28:40 PM) Teoalida: I don’t understand
(5:28:44 PM) Visitor: Ownhome.sg soon will be ready again
(5:28:54 PM) Teoalida: your messages are not just random and funny… but also full of grammar mistakes
(5:29:12 PM) Visitor: Lim bei go sleep liao
(5:29:16 PM) Visitor: Bye bye
(5:29:44 PM) Visitor: Good bye computer script
(5:30:04 PM) Teoalida: remember that all HDB-related pages are written and compiled voluntarily… I also have a business thus cannot spend too much time for voluntary jobs
(5:30:15 PM) Visitor: Ic
(5:30:39 PM) Visitor: Ok Lim Bei said thank you and good night
(5:30:45 PM) Teoalida: And look in www.teoalida.com/about/chatting-with-website-visitors before saying anythin funny again

(5:31:22 PM) Visitor: Not Found

The requested URL /about/chatting-with-website-visitors was not found on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
(5:31:32 PM) Visitor: Lim Bei cannot access
(5:31:54 PM) Teoalida: Works at me
(5:32:06 PM) Visitor: Okok sleepy ready
(5:32:12 PM) Visitor: already
(5:32:19 PM) Visitor: Thanks for your efforts
(5:32:31 PM) Visitor: Lim Bei jio u drink coffee next time
(5:33:06 PM) Teoalida: what is this Lim Bei… you repeat too much
(5:34:13 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/about/ this works? click the second post Chatting with website visitors
(5:34:17 PM) Visitor: Lim Pei lah

(5:34:37 PM) Visitor: 1
Lim pei
Literally means “your father” in hokkien

But most commonly used to refer to oneself.
Lim pei tell you, i’m always right. Dont Kao Bei Kao Bu so much!
by shinjiono January 24, 2008
24 2 SHOP
(5:34:59 PM) Visitor: Understand what lim pei trying to said
(5:35:32 PM) Teoalida: NO! your messages are too random and FUNNY
(5:36:24 PM) Teoalida: Did you contacted me for solo purpose of making a funny chat to be posted in Funny chats section?
(5:36:31 PM) Visitor: Why u not happy with Lim Pei arh
(5:36:43 PM) Visitor: Lim Pei cannot bid for bto lah
(5:36:56 PM) Visitor: Cannot read bto stuffs arh

(5:37:11 PM) Visitor: Anyway why so project very fast
(5:37:19 PM) Visitor: Why some project very slow
(5:37:42 PM) Visitor: Why some project fast
(5:38:20 PM) Teoalida: Which is slow and which is fast? all BTOs are built at same speed
(5:38:26 PM) Teoalida: condos are built faster
(5:38:35 PM) Visitor: Why some bto on the same exercise
(5:38:42 PM) Visitor: Finish faster
(5:38:49 PM) Visitor: Then Lim Pei house so slow
(5:38:51 PM) Teoalida: because some are 15-storey and others are 40-storey?
(5:39:05 PM) Visitor: Arh
(5:39:22 PM) Teoalida: Where did you applied?
(5:39:59 PM) Visitor: Keat hong mirage
(5:40:10 PM) Visitor: Why 2016 q3
(5:40:18 PM) Visitor: Then some q2
(5:40:59 PM) Teoalida: different block height!
(5:41:13 PM) Visitor: Why the sunshine on jan 2012 now going to finish already.. Only 3 years
(5:41:21 PM) Teoalida: BTOs with basement carparks may also take more
(5:41:24 PM) Teoalida: or Premium ones
(5:42:02 PM) Visitor: Lim pei felt very unfair
(5:42:23 PM) Visitor: Should finish all same time same day
(5:43:31 PM) Teoalida: Construction speed may be affected by lots of things, weather, workers off days, etc, what would be the purpose of finishing all in same day?
(5:43:37 PM) Visitor: Lim pei will vote workers party for this so they will build faster
(5:43:55 PM) Visitor: They not sleeping arh
(5:44:18 PM) Visitor: Purpose – fair lah everyone get key same day
(5:45:17 PM) Visitor: Anyway my keat hong mirage not bad arh
(5:45:26 PM) Visitor: Got fastfood somemore
(5:45:34 PM) Visitor: Hdb seldom built fastfood
(5:45:43 PM) Visitor: Cos worry singaporean get fatter
(5:46:08 PM) Visitor: Computer script u sleep already arh
(5:46:15 PM) Visitor: Spoilt already
(5:46:26 PM) Visitor: Sot liao
(5:46:32 PM) Teoalida: ARH what does mean?
(5:46:53 PM) Visitor: Lim pei said
(5:47:12 PM) Visitor: Hdb builting fastfood resturant at keat hong mirage
(5:47:23 PM) Visitor: And hdb seldom buid that
(5:47:34 PM) Visitor: Cos worry singaporean get fatter
(5:48:44 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

Chat started on Sunday, January 04, 2015 5:51:44 PM

(5:51:44 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(5:51:44 PM) Visitor: Good night
(5:51:50 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:52:00 PM) Teoalida: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/[email protected]_construction.JPG explain me why there’s height differences?
(5:52:24 PM) Teoalida: and stop complaining about construction speed differences between different BTO projects
(5:52:32 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

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