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In November 2017 I had a large number of visitors on Life Story page. This do not happen naturally. Most likely someone has presented my website to his friends, having mysterious interest in my personal life for unknown scope. The Life Story page written for purpose of showing good impression about my ability to self-taught and turning my childhood hobbies into business without professional courses. But recently I started being afraid that the page may give also bad impression for lack of professional courses.

I received a comment, followed by 2 chats, all 3 mysterious people asking SIMILAR questions. 2 days later, a 4th person started a chat asking a series of questions about my services but without saying what service he actually want from me. He only said that is doing a research about my website.

He could be a professional looking to hire me for a specific project/activity but first want to check my background and my other activities, but instead of saying what he wants, he suggested few changes for website. Could a friend of him be actual customer looking for my services, and showed him Life story page making him intrigued to ask me random questions? Or, they could be a group of kids looking to make money thus asking questions about my business for purpose of doing the same (copying my business)?

What is YOUR opinion?

Initial comment

Hello, your website seems a little confusing.

I noticed that you are very confident in the lay out of your website. May I know what your business and user goals are? And what kind of services do you offer to your users?

My reply:

It is confusing because I have multiple fields of activity. But why do you say that I am very confident in the layout?
Just say what are you looking for and I will tell you if I can do it or not, regardless is listed or not on website.

First strange person

Chat started on Monday, November 13, 2017 10:27:14 AM

(10:27:14 AM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(10:27:14 AM) Visitor: Hi, may I know what your business and user goal is?
(10:27:26 AM) Visitor: and what are the main services that you provide?
(10:27:30 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(10:27:47 AM) Teoalida: A variety of services
(10:27:57 AM) Visitor: specifically?
(10:28:47 AM) Teoalida: What are you looking for?
(10:32:08 AM) *** Visitor has left ***

Second strange person (messaging me only 9 seconds later)

Chat started on Monday, November 13, 2017 10:27:23 AM

(10:27:23 AM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(10:27:23 AM) Visitor: Hi! May I ask what is your business goal?
(10:27:51 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(10:28:05 AM) Teoalida: A variety of services
(10:28:22 AM) Teoalida: What are you looking for?
(10:29:50 AM) Visitor: I just want to know more about your website and what you have to offer for your customers
(10:31:37 AM) Teoalida: I don’t want to say that I offer architecture services in case you’re looking for databases, or vice-versa. I offer BOTH, and not only
(10:35:57 AM) Teoalida: So….?
(10:39:25 AM) *** Visitor has left ***

Third strange person (2 days later)

Chat started on Wednesday, November 15, 2017 6:23:30 AM

(6:23:30 AM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(6:23:32 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(6:24:41 AM) Visitor: Do you provide architecture design services?
(6:24:50 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:24:52 AM) Teoalida: yes too
(6:26:59 AM) Visitor: What other services do you provide?
(6:27:28 AM) Teoalida: just say what are you looking for and I will tell if I can provide or not
(6:27:51 AM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/design/apartmentplans/comment-page-5/#comment-196094 is this your comment?
(6:28:19 AM) Visitor: No
(6:28:30 AM) Visitor: Are your databases reliable?
(6:28:41 AM) Teoalida: also yesterday 2 people (or 1 people in 2 windows) asked me same question “what services do I provide
(6:29:22 AM) Visitor: Maybe your services you provide are not specific enough?
(6:29:36 AM) Teoalida: are you in a school?
(6:30:24 AM) Visitor: That doesn’t matter and I am just doing a personal research about your website
(6:30:31 AM) Visitor: you seem very knowledgeable…
(6:31:27 AM) Teoalida: such cases of multiple people asking SAME question at approximately same time give impression that they are from same group, such as classmates
(6:31:33 AM) Teoalida: anyway, how I can help you?
(6:33:07 AM) Visitor: Do you create layout design such as blueprints?
(6:33:31 AM) Teoalida: yes, I create floor plans from my imagination
(6:33:35 AM) Teoalida: not copying others
(6:33:43 AM) Visitor: interesting…
(6:34:40 AM) Visitor: So would you consider yourself as an interior designer?
(6:35:00 AM) Teoalida: architectural designer, not interior
(6:36:03 AM) Visitor: Would you be able to design a landed property in Singapore?
(6:36:29 AM) Teoalida: in Singapore, yes
(6:37:03 AM) Teoalida: I am tired of architecture due to many customers in India, Africa and other third-world countries, but if I get a project in Singapore I will do with all pleasure
(6:37:51 AM) Visitor: Are your databases and gaming related work related to the services you provide?
(6:38:21 AM) Teoalida: I also provide research, data entry and web scraping services
(6:40:56 AM) Visitor: What kind of customers come to you for web scraping
(6:41:37 AM) Teoalida: programmers and web developers
(6:42:59 AM) Visitor: so you said you feel frustrated serving customers in the third world country
(6:43:20 AM) Teoalida: they pay little or nothing
(6:43:22 AM) Visitor: Are they fellow architects? o
(6:44:02 AM) Visitor: Or just customers that need architecture services for a building that they would want to build, such as home owners
(6:44:13 AM) Teoalida: just look at the stupid indians asking me to “give” various floor plans which I don’t have and if I offer them to design right now for a sum of $, they quit the chat
(6:44:49 AM) Teoalida: if I make a sketch to impress them, they will ask to revise it, sometimes promising to pay later, then run away without paying and leaving me project unfinished
(6:44:50 AM) Visitor: So they are basically asking you for free designs?
(6:44:58 AM) Teoalida: exactly
(6:45:08 AM) Teoalida: a month ago had a surprise: an indian offered me to pay in advance
(6:45:10 AM) Visitor: Do they steal your designs?
(6:45:56 AM) Teoalida: after doing the first sketch, he said to go forward, I sent to one of my partner architects, he gave some critics, I sent the edited sketch + critics to customer, but he didn’t replied anyymore
(6:46:48 AM) Teoalida: effectively he ran away with first sketch… leaving me with project unfinished, at least I got paid, but I can imagine that his house will be a failure if he use my unfinished sketch
(6:47:05 AM) Visitor: I understand your frustration with these customers as they waste your time. But why do you feel like it is necessary to share your experience with these customers in such a negative way, such as using degrading words and vulgarities
(6:47:36 AM) Visitor: So do you provide draft sketches for free?
(6:47:44 AM) Teoalida: because there is no other way to call them
(6:47:51 AM) Teoalida: my partner architects also hate indians
(6:48:09 AM) Visitor: but don’t you think that it will give a negative impression on new visitors to your website?
(6:48:15 AM) Teoalida: they never know how to behave when dealing with people offering services
(6:48:31 AM) Visitor: Or do you think that you should only allow business related work to be communicated through email?
(6:48:49 AM) Teoalida: how does email help me?
(6:48:50 AM) Visitor: and such online conversations should be kept to short questions?
(6:49:27 AM) Visitor: when you communicate via email, you will be able to receive more of your customer information. That why, they are unable to use your work without paying
(6:49:47 AM) Visitor: You can also request for their personal information such as their contact number
(6:49:48 AM) Teoalida: unable to use?
(6:49:59 AM) Teoalida: I can tell you that any method I tried it was a failure
(6:50:31 AM) Visitor: Have you tried only using email as a source of communication for business related work?
(6:50:42 AM) Teoalida: if people do not want to pay, they will NEVER pay. All what I can do is to make these idiots stop contacting me so I can concentrate on SERIOUS customers
(6:51:20 AM) Visitor: poor thing…:(
(6:51:31 AM) Teoalida: anyway, what do you want to me?
(6:51:49 AM) Visitor: I am also curious about the way you present yourself
(6:51:51 AM) Teoalida: do you want a service from me or you want to know how my services are working and copy my business?
(6:52:11 AM) Visitor: you state in your hobbies that you only like to hang out with people of the same IQ
(6:52:19 AM) Visitor: do you think that that gives a bad impression?
(6:52:27 AM) Visitor: and NO, I do not want to copy your business
(6:52:39 AM) Visitor: I am a mere researcher
(6:53:03 AM) Teoalida: give bad impression if I say that I want to met people with high IQ? what is the problem there
(6:53:20 AM) Teoalida: but I admit, I may not use the best way to present myself
(6:53:23 AM) Visitor: i wouldn’t say that it is a problem
(6:53:38 AM) Teoalida: what about Life story page? any comments?
(6:54:02 AM) Teoalida: once time ago, someone was going to buy a $1000 database from me, and he said “let me first read more about yourself”
(6:54:05 AM) Visitor: but by stating that, it shows that you are arrogant. And because you openly dislike indian customers, although your new visitors may not be indian, they may get annoyed and angry
(6:54:16 AM) Teoalida: he opened few pages, last one being Life Story page, then he quit without answering
(6:54:17 AM) Visitor: Don’t you think that that it harmful to your business?
(6:54:22 AM) Teoalida: so I think that this page scared him?
(6:54:24 AM) Visitor: and can possible affect your revenue?
(6:55:07 AM) Visitor: Life story meaning story of my life?
(6:55:21 AM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/about/lifestory/
(6:55:22 AM) Visitor: I don;t think that your page scared him
(6:55:40 AM) Visitor: instead, I feel like it created a bad impression. Hence, making your work seem less reliable
(6:55:49 AM) Visitor: I have read your life story page already
(6:56:27 AM) Visitor: Do you believe that it is better for your work to speak for itself and not include so much “useless” information about yourself?
(6:57:02 AM) Teoalida: I though that you want to copy my business so that’s why I inform you what kind of bad people I am dealing with
(6:57:30 AM) Visitor: No, I have already mentioned that I do not want to copy your business. I am not interested in starting a business
(6:57:47 AM) Teoalida: before you mentioned you gave me this impression
(6:58:13 AM) Teoalida: because someone actually interested in my services would start with “can you help me with…” or “I am looking for…”
(6:58:41 AM) Visitor: I am also not interested in your service. I just want to know more about your website and the services that you provide.
(6:59:27 AM) Visitor: I want to present about your website but want to know more about why you choose to include so much information which is not related to your architecture and database services
(6:59:49 AM) Teoalida: which info do you suggest to be deleted?
(7:00:13 AM) Visitor: Firstly, your off-topic and fun and useless stuff
(7:00:35 AM) Visitor: in there, I noticed that there is a lot of negativity in that folder
(7:00:46 AM) Visitor: It portrays your unprofessionalism
(7:00:52 AM) Teoalida: it is labelled as off-topic, if you are not interested, just don’t read it. Some people contacted me after they read the funny chats
(7:00:53 AM) Visitor: which throws potential customers off
(7:01:49 AM) Visitor: Ok, I see and understand your point. However, if you were a big customer and plan to spend a lot on this project, you would want to do a full research on the person you intend to hire
(7:01:59 AM) Visitor: So it is only obvious that most customers will check every folder
(7:02:15 AM) Visitor: Eso because you insist that your layout of your website is good
(7:02:24 AM) Visitor: Especially*
(7:02:38 AM) Teoalida: but I am questioning who are the 3 people who yesterday 1 left comment and other 2 asked in same minute what services I provide without asking about any specific service
(7:03:10 AM) Visitor: They are not related to me
(7:03:19 AM) Visitor: So do answer my queries please
(7:03:49 AM) Teoalida: I can tell you that most customers open a single page
(7:04:08 AM) Teoalida: they do not even realize that I provide also other services that what is stated in the page they open
(7:04:33 AM) Visitor: Maybe because it contains too much words?
(7:04:44 AM) Teoalida: some people visiting Singapore pages contact me hoping that I am agent, then they read About me
(7:04:54 AM) Visitor: I can see that you are very knowledgeable and provide a lot of useful information
(7:05:09 AM) Visitor: however, on the other hand, you also provide a lot of unnecessary information
(7:05:21 AM) Teoalida: much words because I have a long hobby for writing and reading books
(7:05:35 AM) Teoalida: but I realized that most people don’t like reading much
(7:05:40 AM) Visitor: do you think that if you would minimise the amount of information presented, that you would give a more professional and reliable impression?
(7:06:00 AM) Teoalida: unnecessary for you, but others may be interested
(7:06:08 AM) Visitor: If you know that people don’t like to read much, they why do you still keep the format of your lengthy pages?

Due to nature of the information talked here, I decided to cut a part of chat

(7:15:10 AM) Visitor: Did you ever think of trying to omit some information?
(7:15:14 AM) Visitor: keeping it simple
(7:15:23 AM) Visitor: And, I am not a website designer
(7:15:32 AM) Visitor: However, I do dabble in it a little
(7:15:38 AM) Visitor: hence, am able to provide with this information
(7:16:35 AM) Teoalida: regarding left sidebar, is there any plugin that makes expandable sitemap with a better graphical design than this plugin making folders?
(7:17:55 AM) Visitor: I don’t have knowledge on that particularly
(7:18:09 AM) Visitor: However do you think that information should be omitted?
(7:18:19 AM) Visitor: maybe you should separate your information to two websites
(7:18:27 AM) Visitor: one being focused solely on your services
(7:18:38 AM) Visitor: and the other, not related to your work
(7:18:46 AM) Teoalida: another problem: if you make browser window small, left sidebar will appear at top and main content under it, is there any way to make sidebar at bottom, other than moving sidebar on right side?
(7:20:09 AM) Visitor: Sir, I’m not a website designer. I can only advice
(7:20:31 AM) Teoalida: I already have 3 websites, and yes I can make a 4th one for off-topic and funny chats
(7:20:34 AM) Visitor: I think it will be smart if you contacted a legit website designer
(7:21:06 AM) Visitor: So you agree that it would be a good idea to transform this website to a services ONLY website?
(7:21:41 AM) Teoalida: maybe make a separate website for each service?
(7:22:02 AM) Visitor: I think your work services can be kept under one website.
(7:22:23 AM) Visitor: But for your “others” such a, game related and off topics
(7:22:29 AM) Visitor: they can be kept to another website
(7:22:44 AM) Visitor: this will make things more clear cut for your different users
(7:23:24 AM) Teoalida: once time ago someone an university professor shared my website (HDB floor plans page) on Facebook, I told him to share instead main page, he said that don’t want to do this because beside very useful info about HDB I also provide “dodgy services” on same website and he don’t want to promote me
(7:23:39 AM) Visitor: Exactly…
(7:23:53 AM) Visitor: That is why it would be wise to separate your “others” from your main services
(7:24:07 AM) Visitor: overall, I think this will benefit you more and provide you with no losses
(7:24:15 AM) Teoalida: what is the problem? architectural design services are related to Singapore housing
(7:24:37 AM) Visitor: I think you misunderstood
(7:24:50 AM) Teoalida: students looking for sample floor plans look in both /design and /singapore sections
(7:24:51 AM) Visitor: I meant to keep your gaming related work and off topic and useless stuff on another website
(7:25:14 AM) Teoalida: that guy with “dodgy services” was referring at architecture
(7:25:20 AM) Visitor: And although you provide a lot of information, I think that it can be more concise
(7:25:51 AM) Teoalida: and also said that I have a chatbox popping up asking how I can help you…. and he don’t want to promote me
(7:26:17 AM) Teoalida: what is the problem with this chatbox? I have helped many people including HIS own students

Due to nature of the information talked here, I decided to cut a part of chat

(8:35:35 AM) Teoalida: I think that I can delete “Gaming databases” from About me since very few people are interested in this. But the first rows on page are they short and informative enough to avoid asking questions what I am doing?
(9:19:10 AM) Teoalida: just modified About me, check it
(9:19:22 AM) Teoalida: did you just told to another person to visit Biography and Story of my life pages?
(9:20:04 AM) Visitor: What changes did you make to About me?
(9:20:56 AM) Teoalida: deleting Gaming databases and changing few words
(9:21:14 AM) Teoalida: deleted What do you do for a living
(9:22:17 AM) Visitor: I’m merely a researcher
(9:35:29 AM) Teoalida: also can you tell me about your research? what services do YOU provide?
(9:36:12 AM) Teoalida: 4 years ago someone told me that I can make big $$ from research services… but didn’t understood exactly what this job involve. Over next years my database business boomed
(9:36:59 AM) *** Visitor has left ***

I showed part of chatlog to a customer, see his opinion

(10:10:20 AM) Teoalida: regarding that chat are you able to understand anything?
(10:15:03 AM) Stuart: in summary, he didnt want your services, but want to study you or do research about how you present yourself and he has an issue with you honesty. So he is suggesting you say less and be less honest. But when did honesty and been yourself become a problem, isnt that what people really want
(10:44:04 AM) Teoalida: should be less honest? I don’t understan
(10:46:18 AM) Stuart: My comment around honest was, you clearly expressed your honest opinion and the person who wrote to you had a problem with it. My advice keep being yourself and been honest
(10:47:42 AM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/about/aboutme/ is this honest enough and clear about the services I provide?
(11:20:39 AM) Stuart: I see no issue with it, clearly tells people and what you are
(11:21:01 AM) Teoalida: in this case that guy really have a problem
(11:21:33 AM) Teoalida: and is not 1 guy but 4 people at least, someone told to others to visit website ask same thing
(11:22:39 AM) Stuart: The world is full of strange people

ANGRY Singaporean

What is wrong with this guy????

Wednesday, 9 Oct, 2013
Country: Singapore
Page URL: https://teoalida.com/about/aboutme/
[14:58] Visitor: omg.. your housing design..
[14:59] Visitor: it brings shame to all architects
[14:59] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[14:59] Teoalida: more exactly?
[14:59] Teoalida: I am too good and make others feel in shame? or contrary
[14:59] Teoalida: I don’t understand
[14:59] Visitor: it is the most outdated, style-less architecture that i have seen
[15:00] Visitor: brings singapore to shame
[15:00] Teoalida: but look at comments
[15:00] Visitor: makes us look like a third world country
[15:00] Teoalida: comparing with singapore condos, maybe is outdated
[15:00] Teoalida: I admit that
[15:00] Teoalida: but people from other countries appreciate
[15:00] Visitor: yes if they are from indonesia or africa
[15:01] Teoalida: I was surprised when I was contacted by someone from Surbana… saying that is impressed
[15:01] Teoalida: ALSO take in consideration my age
[15:01] Visitor: because surbana is a horrible firm that specialises in building cheap buildings
[15:01] Teoalida: hmm…
[15:01] Visitor: yes it’s obvious that your sense of style is dated
[15:02] Teoalida: you look like someone born to criticize… well, what are good firms then?
[15:02] Visitor: i hate to criticise

[15:02] Visitor: it’s not that its bad architecture
[15:02] Visitor: its not architecture
[15:02] Visitor: its copy and paste from old styles in an ugly way
[15:02] Teoalida: in 2010 a british architect told me that my apartments looks like 1960s social housing
[15:03] Teoalida: but I really love sixties!
[15:03] Visitor: go back there and design something
[15:03] Teoalida: NOW don’t tell me that this one made in 2011 is outdated too! https://www.teoalida.com/design/Terrace-Modern-version-Semi-Detached.png
[15:04] Teoalida: Are you architect, developer, etc, and eventually working for a company bigger than Surbana?
[15:06] Visitor: yeah
[15:07] Visitor: just because you can use cad does not mean you are an architect
[15:07] Teoalida: Who said that I am architect?

[15:08] Teoalida: Indeed… experienced architects may hate me but they represent 1% of all people who give me comments
[15:08] Teoalida: how do you explain that some architects from India, Africa, etc contacted me to collaborate?
[15:08] Teoalida: and 1 from Malaysia
[15:09] Visitor: because they are also uneducated and without skill except construction
[15:09] Visitor: there is so much more to design
[15:09] Teoalida: I guess so
[15:09] Visitor: it is an art
[15:10] Visitor: and you are actually slowing down the cultural development of the entire human race by propagating this nonsense
[15:10] Teoalida: also, I never said that I intend to collaborate or compete with Singapore architects
[15:10] Visitor: whether you build this rubbish or not,
[15:10] Teoalida: I don’t see myself with low expectations but I admit that especially in Singapore, others are better than me. I have happy customers in third-world countries.
[15:10] Visitor: you are spreading this around
[15:11] Visitor: giving people the idea that this is good design
[15:11] Teoalida: can I know more exactly… which is most rubbish?

[15:11] Teoalida: and show me a better design
[15:11] Teoalida: btw, do you have any idea how old I am? by looking at website content?
[15:11] Visitor: how can you put rules for an ideal city on your website?!
[15:11] Visitor: what do you know about that
[15:12] Visitor: picking random areas for minimum room sizes based on trying to be more generous than standards
[15:12] Visitor: what if someone thinks that this is an expert and uses that?
[15:12] Teoalida: what is the problem there? I don’t understand
[15:12] Visitor: if anything, as the world becomes more dense, we need to live in smaller and smaller places
[15:12] Visitor: but you arent thinking about that
[15:13] Visitor: you are thinking of generating copious content and playing up your ego
[15:13] Teoalida: house sizes are GROWING in the world outside Singapore
[15:13] Visitor: meanwhile those who cannot afford are pushed into slums
[15:14] Visitor: or these growing houses are taking up all of nature
[15:14] Teoalida: and slums too… are growing in terms of size and sqm per person
[15:14] Teoalida: if not eliminated
[15:14] Teoalida: more and more countries start programmes of slum clearance
[15:15] Teoalida: can you give me an age?
[15:17] Visitor: i think you are 13
[15:17] Teoalida: OMG
[15:17] Teoalida: why there’s so many guesses around 30-40 years old?
[15:17] Teoalida: I am 24
[15:18] Teoalida: now show me anyone of THIS age able to do better than me
[15:18] Visitor: i am 24. i have designed an entire city. modern museums, high rises, award winning structures
[15:19] Visitor has left the conversation

[15:21] Visitor has joined the conversation
[15:21] Teoalida: at what detail level you “designed” ?
[15:21] Teoalida: btw check this https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/chat-2013-09-28/ … I want you opinion
[15:22] Teoalida: someone praising me after started a chat in a unprofessional way
[15:27] Teoalida: ALSO explain me why there’s so many positive comments on https://www.teoalida.com/design/apartmentplans/#comments ?
[15:49] Visitor has left the conversation

Idiot Singaporean

I wonder what is his age and IQ… given by the stupid remarks he make. He wasted my time asking a question that nobody can answer, said that I have a bad job and “no friends” just because I run this website alone, then called my programmer friend “terrorist” just because he lives in Pakistan.

Country: Singapore
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/database/buildings/

Chat started on Sunday, September 30, 2018 1:58:38 PM

(1:58:38 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(1:58:40 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… are you looking for a specific database? you are welcome for a chat!
(1:59:24 PM) Visitor: Im looking for a database of how many buildings were built in 2016 in the USA
(1:59:33 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:59:41 PM) Teoalida: impossible to answer
(1:59:46 PM) Teoalida: do you count each individual house?
(1:59:52 PM) Visitor: Yes
(1:59:53 PM) Teoalida: or only skyscrapers or…?
(2:00:06 PM) Visitor: any building, any height
(2:00:10 PM) Visitor: in 2016
(2:00:12 PM) Teoalida: my database have all buildings from www.emporis.com which is a website dedicated to famous buildings
(2:00:40 PM) Visitor: would it have all the buildings from 2016?
(2:00:48 PM) Teoalida: if you want number of residential homes (NOT buildings) you can find more precise data on census report
(2:00:49 PM) Visitor: including housing
(2:01:10 PM) Visitor: where is this census report?
(2:01:18 PM) Teoalida: let me google
(2:01:22 PM) Visitor: ok
(2:02:32 PM) Teoalida: https://www.statista.com/statistics/377830/number-of-houses-built-usa/ not breakdown by year 🙁
(2:02:48 PM) Teoalida: https://www.census.gov/construction/nrc/index.html
(2:03:28 PM) Teoalida: https://www.census.gov/construction/nrc/pdf/quarterly_starts_completions.pdf
(2:04:22 PM) Teoalida: buying my Excel database will be useful in case you need details about each house such as name, address, height, year built, etc
(2:06:50 PM) Visitor: no its fine
(2:06:58 PM) Visitor: I dont want to waste my money
(2:07:27 PM) Visitor: btw the census website needs a membership
(2:08:21 PM) Teoalida: so you want this 2016 report for free?
(2:08:51 PM) Visitor: yes please
(2:09:21 PM) Teoalida: if you cannot pay you should not waste time of other people, do yourself google searches and find free data
(2:09:41 PM) Teoalida: BTW, when did you visited my website for first time? it focus on data providing about Singapore housing
(2:10:06 PM) Visitor: im pretty sure there is literally no other person on this website
(2:10:22 PM) Teoalida: correct, I am one-man business
(2:10:32 PM) Visitor: thats really sad
(2:10:40 PM) Teoalida: why is sad?
(2:10:56 PM) Visitor: cause there is no one to make friends with
(2:11:01 PM) Visitor: obviously
(2:11:24 PM) Teoalida: if multiple people work at same project and something goes wrong, is difficult to make sure everything is correct and find who is guilty
(2:11:56 PM) Visitor: but if one person works on a project its gonna work really damn slow
(2:12:03 PM) Teoalida: and I am happy with my “job” and what I earn… few thousand $ per month and not having to share with other people
(2:12:40 PM) Teoalida: depending what project it is, most of my databases are made using automatic data extraction software
(2:12:46 PM) Visitor: a few thousand?
(2:12:57 PM) Visitor: thats quite less
(2:13:21 PM) Visitor: and you have no friends
(2:13:31 PM) Visitor: man thats a really sad and bad job
(2:13:45 PM) Visitor has rated the chat Bad
(2:13:50 PM) Teoalida: just because what you see on website is made myself does not mean that I have no friends
(2:14:11 PM) Visitor: yeah well nobody wants to work with you so…
(2:14:28 PM) Teoalida: I have friends to socialize with but I don’t work with them
(2:14:37 PM) Teoalida: meantime over internet few hundreds people buying databases from me every year are my friends
(2:14:52 PM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/about/aboutme
(2:15:49 PM) Visitor: u realise that they pay for some jobless person to give them data about the buildings in the city right?
(2:16:47 PM) Visitor: and you also realise that anyone can share this file
(2:16:52 PM) Teoalida: I am a businessman rather than employed under some company, is this synonym with jobless?
(2:16:56 PM) Visitor: so that makes u lose a lot of money
(2:17:48 PM) Visitor: id rather make a good salary where I am happy and work for someone rather than be sad with no friends in the work place
(2:17:49 PM) Teoalida: probably you are an individual with no respect for me, but majority of customers are companies that do respect copyright and don’t share my work with other people
(2:18:02 PM) Visitor: do u have data?
(2:18:28 PM) Teoalida: For your info: I tried to work with “friends” but this turned worse than doing myself
(2:18:50 PM) Teoalida: for example https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/buildingsdatabase/ is not made by me, is made by A FRIEND
(2:19:31 PM) Visitor: so ur taking someone else’s data?
(2:19:33 PM) Teoalida: and now I am concerned about data completion and he don’t give me scraping software to be able to update database myself.
(2:20:12 PM) Teoalida: he gave me data purposely to distribute via my website and share revenues 50-50%
(2:20:30 PM) Visitor: so ur taking data from someone else, passing it off as ur own and now getting mad at them for not giving u data even tjough u make money?
(2:20:36 PM) Visitor: off there data?
(2:20:42 PM) Visitor: thats selfish
(2:21:05 PM) Visitor: and didnt u say u were a 1 man buisness?
(2:21:28 PM) Teoalida: Please read www.teoalida.com/about/aboutme before making more idiot remarks
(2:23:17 PM) Visitor: Man u have a very ambitious future
(2:23:23 PM) Visitor: making impossible houses
(2:23:28 PM) Visitor: on ur low pay
(2:23:33 PM) Visitor: no friends
(2:23:42 PM) Visitor: and ur plagiarism
(2:23:56 PM) Visitor: of the guy who us stole data from
(2:24:10 PM) Visitor: I bet u couldn’t afford that sad car either
(2:24:22 PM) Teoalida: Everything you see on website is made by me unless otherwise is stated
(2:24:56 PM) Teoalida: and I specify this on website every time some thing is not made by me
(2:24:57 PM) Visitor: In that case, it is very poorly made
(2:25:44 PM) Visitor: the graphics are soo bad
(2:25:54 PM) Teoalida: I designed buildings from 2008-2016 then retired from architecture due to low payments, now I am outsourcing to other architects. I DO NOT post on my website projects designed by them, but they pay me a referral fee
(2:25:58 PM) Visitor: the colour is probably uglier than u
(2:26:28 PM) Teoalida: when someone wants to buy a property in Singapore I pass them to my partner agents who pay me 10% of their sale commission
(2:27:11 PM) Teoalida: and some databases are made using an automatic web scraping software made by a friend from Pakistan
(2:27:29 PM) Visitor: so a terrorist made ur data?
(2:27:29 PM) Teoalida: not copying data manually if this is what you though
(2:27:41 PM) Visitor: no not manually
(2:27:49 PM) Visitor: just command c command v
(2:27:56 PM) Teoalida: What the fuck…. are you calling all pakistani people terrorists?
(2:28:01 PM) Visitor: no
(2:28:02 PM) Visitor: u
(2:28:17 PM) Visitor: any way’
(2:28:17 PM) Visitor: I need to
(2:28:18 PM) Visitor: go
(2:28:33 PM) Visitor: have a terrible life and I will not see ya later
(2:29:07 PM) Teoalida: may I know your age?
(2:30:15 PM) Teoalida: Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V means copying manually
(2:31:00 PM) Teoalida: see https://www.teoalida.com/database/webscraping/ how it is working, I spend less than 1 hour programming then let scraper running whole day to extract data automatically
(2:39:19 PM) Teoalida: ALSO, does matter I I am one-man business or a big company with many employees? in ANY CASE you shouldn’t have wasted our time if you’re not going to purchase any data or pay any service
(2:58:49 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

Indian put me in confusion!

Someone saying “do you have updated india mobile database” gave me impression of a customer who purchased database and require an update, I actually had someone who purchased India Mobile Phone Database and few days earlier he asked me to update it, but I delayed update because of urgent personal problems and other projects on waiting list… I though that is same person.

After 10 min of chatting I realized that he is not an existing customer and he do not want a database of mobile phone DEVICES, but rather a database of mobile phone NUMBERS which I have no idea how to get them and beside this is personal information illegal to distribute. There was a message at top of page that I am NOT selling any database of phone numbers, but many Indians are idiots and don’t read but start chatting, causing confusion and waste my time!

Country: India
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/database/phones/

Chat started on Saturday, September 29, 2018 11:24:55 AM

(11:24:55 AM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(11:24:57 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… are you looking for a specific database? you are welcome for a chat!
(11:25:30 AM) Visitor: hello
(11:25:34 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:25:36 AM) Teoalida: what’s up
(11:25:41 AM) Visitor: cool
(11:25:46 AM) Visitor: good afternoon
(11:26:03 AM) Visitor: please do you have updated india mobile database?
(11:26:31 AM) Teoalida: are you same person who talked past week, the 1st customer who bought indian one
(11:27:05 AM) Visitor: please what is the name of that person
(11:27:14 AM) Visitor: because am not the one
(11:27:21 AM) Teoalida: hmm ok, then who are you?
(11:27:31 AM) Visitor: *** *****
(11:27:49 AM) Teoalida: email?
(11:28:11 AM) Visitor: ********@gmail.com
(11:28:29 AM) Teoalida: I don’t see any purchase on this email
(11:28:43 AM) Teoalida: and sorry for delaying updates but focusing too much on business made me to neglect some personal problems. I promise to update indian database SOON
(11:28:49 AM) Visitor: this is my first time
(11:29:15 AM) Teoalida: if you’re new here, then what updates are you asking about?
(11:29:27 AM) Teoalida: I though that you are an existing customer requesting update for his purchase
(11:29:33 AM) Visitor: do you have updated India mobile database?
(11:30:07 AM) Teoalida: I updated last time on 17 july
(11:30:14 AM) Teoalida: if you need another update I will do it TODAY, sorry for delay
(11:30:35 AM) Visitor: okay.. i need recent update
(11:30:47 AM) Teoalida: if you need to expand database to include discontinued models, I can also do
(11:31:18 AM) Visitor: i need only active mobile number
(11:31:29 AM) Visitor: mix India mobile number
(11:31:52 AM) Teoalida: (1:03:06 PM) Visitor 8490825: I bought indian mobile database from you, will you please send an update for same? last update was a couple of months old.
(1:03:43 PM) Teoalida: you can download updates by clicking same download link
(1:04:01 PM) Teoalida: I also resend links each update to notify people to re-download, you didn’t received?
(1:04:05 PM) Teoalida: what is your email?
(1:04:17 PM) Visitor 8490825: *****@gmail.com
(1:04:41 PM) Teoalida: oh, now I see who are you
(1:04:51 PM) Teoalida: you bought indian database and not worldwide one with monthly updates
(1:05:05 PM) Teoalida: I can update indian one again… BTW my programmer made a scraper that gets discontinued models too
(1:05:12 PM) Teoalida: earlier database had only current production models
(1:05:13 PM) Visitor 8490825: yes, i bought indian database, i wrote in first line of this chat
(1:05:41 PM) Visitor 8490825: so , do u have an update?
(1:06:05 PM) Visitor 8490825: last time, i had issues with , that database left some of recent models of phone.
(1:08:07 PM) Teoalida: due to low sales in India I didn’t updated it anymore
(11:32:19 AM) Teoalida: your messages were very similar with above person message so that’s why confusion
(11:33:16 AM) Visitor: Okay…
(11:33:22 AM) Teoalida: and what numbers?
(11:33:34 AM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/database/India-Mobile-Phones-Database-by-Teoalida-SAMPLE.xls
(11:33:39 AM) Visitor: i don’t get you
(11:35:03 AM) Teoalida: I though that you HAVE purchased https://www.teoalida.com/database/phones/#india and ask for an update (because I didn’t updated for 3 months, sorry for this)
(11:35:59 AM) Visitor: i can’t fine mobile number on the link you send
(11:36:24 AM) Teoalida: what mobile number are you trying to find?
(11:36:36 AM) Teoalida: I am selling database of mobile phones devices with their specifications
(11:37:16 AM) Visitor: i need india mobile number
(11:37:43 AM) Teoalida: why you didn’t said this from 1st message?
(11:38:03 AM) Visitor: i told u
(11:38:15 AM) Visitor: i said india mobile number
(11:39:01 AM) Teoalida: you said “please do you have updated india mobile database?” …. and I though that you HAVE purchased https://www.teoalida.com/database/phones/#india and ask for an update (because I didn’t updated for 3 months, sorry for this)
(11:40:03 AM) Visitor: okay.. when will you update?
(11:40:09 AM) Teoalida: instead of wasting my time chatting you should have read the row at top of page “This database does NOT contain phone numbers, I am NOT selling any database of people’s personal information, DO NOT ask me for such things.”
(11:40:37 AM) Visitor: ok
(11:40:49 AM) Teoalida: I can update today THIS ONE https://www.teoalida.com/database/India-Mobile-Phones-Database-by-Teoalida-SAMPLE.xls
(11:41:10 AM) *** Visitor has left ***

Someone afraid of disturbing me

A visitor is afraid to… I don’t even know how to explain!
Try finding yourself an explanation!

Sunday, 16 Sep, 2012
Page URL: http://teoalida.webs.com/hdbbtodbsslist.htm
[16:30] Teoalida: Hello from website admin. If you need anything more or just wanna chat, ask me here!
[16:31] Visitor: are u from hdb?
[16:32] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[16:32] Teoalida: HDB employee? no
[16:32] Teoalida: But probably I know more about housing stock than most employees
[16:32] Teoalida: Why do you ask?
[16:34] Visitor: I am viewing HBD website then you pop up…
[16:34] Teoalida: LOL… this is MY website
[16:34] Visitor: Are you telling me, I got into your website?
[16:35] Visitor: Then I better get out and not disturb you (:

[16:35] Teoalida: Why?
[16:35] Visitor: Goodnight …
[16:35] Teoalida: stay here
[16:35] Teoalida: Why do you think that I made a website, if not for you, for visitors?
[16:36] Teoalida: http://teoalida.webs.com/singaporehdbfloorplans.htm see this too
[16:36] Visitor: Are you a property agent?
[16:37] Teoalida: Just a student… so far
[16:37] Visitor has left the conversation

As contrast, I show you an example of someone else starting chat in similar way but with happy end.

Friday, 28 Sep, 2012
Page URL: http://teoalida.webs.com/singaporehdbfloorplans.htm
[18:01] Teoalida: Hello from website admin. If you need anything more or just wanna chat, ask me here!
[18:01] Visitor: hello
[18:01] Visitor: who r u ?
[18:02] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[18:02] Teoalida: The admin
[18:02] Teoalida: what do you though?
[18:02] Visitor: u from HDB ?
[18:03] Teoalida: I think that I am smarter than most HDB employees
[18:03] Teoalida: Test me!
[18:04] Visitor: do u have the floor plan of an executive apartment in bukit batok west ave 7
[18:05] Teoalida: blocks 402-405?
[18:05] Visitor: wow
[18:05] Visitor: yes block 402
[18:05] Teoalida: They are posted on website as 1993-1998 block with Executive Apartments
[18:05] Visitor: website ? any address ?
[18:05] Visitor: i cant find ! THANKS
[18:05] Teoalida: Just scroll down to 1990s decade
[18:06] Visitor: MOMENT tHANKS
[18:07] Visitor: OH so they are EA ( 144 to 147 ) and Not 152
[18:07] Visitor: got it !
[18:07] Visitor: THANK U
[18:07] Teoalida: For your curiousity…. I am 23 years old
[18:07] Visitor: THATS V young !
[18:07] Visitor: good job
(chat continued for another 20 min)

Motto: don’t be afraid of students, they may be helpful too!

What I did wrong?

Can someone tell me if I did anything wrong?

I believe that a good customer service representative just need to answer customer questions, NOT to talk non-stop and possible distract him from studying products for sale.

I answered his questions and he say “thanks for your help” then “are you sleepy?” and “there is no response” and rated chat BAD for “not responding in time” despite that he did not asked any more questions that required response. I am questioning if he came to purchase anything or just to test customer service response times.

Country: India
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/car-models-list/

Chat started on Saturday, September 08, 2018 12:39:16 AM

(12:39:16 AM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(12:39:17 AM) Visitor: Hi
(12:39:23 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:39:24 AM) Teoalida: hello
(12:39:47 AM) Visitor: I have a question which is related to car models.
(12:40:15 AM) Visitor: Not only in India, I’m looking into US as well
(12:40:18 AM) Visitor: .
(12:40:30 AM) Teoalida: I have 3 databases dedicated for USA
(12:40:39 AM) Visitor: Go ahead
(12:40:49 AM) Visitor: Rapid
(12:41:16 AM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/america/
(12:41:20 AM) Teoalida: what is the question more exactly?
(12:41:36 AM) Visitor: Hold a minute.
(12:42:34 AM) Visitor: Thanks for being staying along with me.
(12:43:25 AM) Visitor: Im not looking only with Toyota. I want a random collection of all the car and with model.
(12:44:03 AM) Visitor: For example: Chevrolet, Ford etc…..
(12:44:27 AM) Teoalida: who mentioned Toyota? why do you mention it?
(12:44:33 AM) Teoalida: these databases have all models sold in USA
(12:45:13 AM) Visitor: The make is only Toyota.
(12:45:33 AM) Visitor: So, I want the make as different and model as well.
(12:46:40 AM) Visitor: Are you with me, Teoalida?
(12:46:56 AM) Teoalida: I don’t understand your confusion
(12:48:22 AM) Visitor: As you have provided me the link, but in the model, there is only all about Toyota models.
(12:48:53 AM) Visitor: So, my question is I’m looking into with Ford models, Chevrolet models, etc….
(12:48:56 AM) Teoalida: are you referring at screenshot?
(12:49:07 AM) Visitor: Yes, you are correct!
(12:49:19 AM) Teoalida: I choose a random bunch of rows as preview… happened to be Toyota
(12:49:40 AM) Visitor: Okie.
(12:51:51 AM) Visitor: Teoalida, thank you for your help. I got my information.
(12:52:01 AM) Visitor: So,basically where do you stay?
(12:52:12 AM) Teoalida: so do you think that can purchase and use any of my databases?
(12:52:22 AM) Teoalida: I stay in Romania if this have importance in IT world
(12:53:05 AM) Visitor: Yes, your database helps me to use the data.
(12:53:50 AM) Visitor: Are you slow.
(12:53:59 AM) Visitor: Y there is no response.
(12:54:04 AM) Visitor: Are you sleepy??
(12:54:11 AM) Teoalida: if you didn’t asked more questions what do you expect me to say?
(12:55:24 AM) Visitor: If there is no response, learn to ask any questions. Either to end the chat or put non response. So that I can feel that you are along with me.
(12:55:31 AM) Visitor: Understand and clear.
(12:56:03 AM) Teoalida: you shouldn’t worry of leaving you away… if I was doing this you would see “Teoalida has left”
(12:56:22 AM) Visitor: Anyhow, thanks a lot
(12:56:30 AM) Visitor: Good night.
(12:56:32 AM) Teoalida: think that there may be other customers in chat or focusing on updating databases
(12:56:43 AM) Visitor: I see
(12:56:54 AM) Visitor: Anyhow thanks.
(12:56:59 AM) Visitor: Good bye!
(12:57:04 AM) Visitor: Take Care.
(12:57:10 AM) Visitor: END THE CHAT.
(12:57:13 AM) Teoalida: (7:53:06 PM) Visitor 92431483: k, would only need naming, Dimensions & Weight,
(7:53:19 PM) Visitor 92431483: would a package also inclue trucks as well?
(7:53:33 PM) Teoalida: light trucks yes… up to Ford F-450
(7:53:38 PM) Visitor 92431483: but no 16,24 & 26′ trucks?
(7:53:41 PM) Teoalida: F-550 and F650 are heavy trucks
(7:59:54 PM) Visitor 92431483: i take the silence as a now…? 😛
Thank you for your time, I will purchase my data set from another.
good day
(7:59:59 PM) Visitor 92431483 has rated the chat Bad
(8:00:17 PM) Visitor 92431483 commented: “just left me hanging, what kind of service ya’ll running?”
(8:00:50 PM) *** Visitor 92431483 has left ***
(12:57:23 AM) Visitor has rated the chat Bad
(12:57:24 AM) Teoalida: you remind me of this guy…
(12:58:02 AM) Teoalida: he was silent as well (no more questions asked) and blame me for bad support, being silent???!!!
(12:58:25 AM) Visitor commented: “Not on time response, no probing and not much of interaction. I feel the agent is slpy. Not interested to chat with the same agent again…….”
(12:58:29 AM) Teoalida: and YOU why do you rate as bad?
(12:58:55 AM) Teoalida: dear… do you came there to buy database or just for chatting?
(12:59:08 AM) Visitor has removed the chat rating
(12:59:33 AM) Teoalida: about 30-40% customers buy database without any form of communication
(12:59:49 AM) Visitor: I just want the information.
(1:00:08 AM) Teoalida: what information do you want more exactly?
(1:00:09 AM) Visitor: So, without a proper information I can’t do anything.
(1:00:12 AM) Teoalida: what details for each car?
(1:00:18 AM) Visitor: Penny is important .
(1:00:28 AM) Visitor: Not required.
(1:00:30 AM) Visitor: Thanks.
(1:00:32 AM) Visitor: Bye
(1:00:34 AM) Teoalida: do you want me to make a custom package for you?
(1:00:52 AM) Teoalida: such as fewer columns at less price?
(1:01:06 AM) Visitor has requested an email transcript.
(1:02:22 AM) Visitor commented: “Not on time response, no probing and not much of interaction. I feel the agent is slpy. Not interested to chat with the same agent again……. She doesn’t has the rights to asks about how I rate the agent conversation…. It’s a bad.”
(1:02:24 AM) *** Visitor has left ***

Chat started on Saturday, September 08, 2018 1:02:48 AM

(1:02:48 AM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(1:02:48 AM) Visitor: Not required
(1:02:53 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:03:15 AM) *** Visitor has left ***

Chat started on Saturday, September 08, 2018 1:03:20 AM

(1:03:20 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:03:20 AM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(1:03:24 AM) Teoalida: I am questioning if you came there to purchase database or just to waste my time chatting and you’re a student or business with low budget who can’t purchase anything
(1:04:42 AM) *** Visitor has left ***

Funny singaporean teenager

Chat started on Thursday, August 10, 2017 6:45:58 PM

(6:45:58 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(6:46:00 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(6:46:44 PM) Visitor: Why hello there
(6:46:53 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:46:55 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(6:47:06 PM) Visitor: Are you for reallllll??????
(6:47:10 PM) Visitor: or a robot
(6:47:13 PM) Teoalida: what else do you expect/
(6:47:14 PM) Visitor: beep bop
(6:47:21 PM) Visitor: 110110110
(6:47:42 PM) Visitor: Beep bop world beeeeep domination bop
(6:47:48 PM) Visitor: IM a robot too
(6:48:00 PM) Teoalida: read https://www.teoalida.com/about/contact/ and stop having fun on chat
(6:48:32 PM) Visitor: TLDR
(6:48:48 PM) Visitor: are your data really accurate?
(6:49:05 PM) Teoalida: which data are you referring to?
(6:49:20 PM) Visitor: Ok
(6:49:32 PM) Visitor: The one under HDB dwellin units under management
(6:49:56 PM) Teoalida: that is copied from HDB Annual Report
(6:50:06 PM) Visitor: ya err
(6:50:19 PM) Visitor: is there really so little people living in HDB?
(6:50:20 PM) Visitor: lol
(6:50:42 PM) Teoalida: 82% of country population do you call little?
(6:50:50 PM) Visitor: Ya ok
(6:50:51 PM) Visitor: see
(6:51:00 PM) Visitor: there is 5mil right
(6:51:29 PM) Visitor: but 82% of 5 mil isnt like 300k
(6:51:55 PM) Teoalida: where do you see 300k?
(6:52:10 PM) Visitor: oh shit
(6:52:13 PM) Visitor: lol
(6:52:24 PM) Visitor: nvm kinda embarrassing
(6:52:32 PM) Visitor: its 3 mil
(6:52:34 PM) Visitor: my b
(6:52:45 PM) Teoalida: yeah
(6:52:56 PM) Visitor: erm
(6:53:03 PM) Visitor: so awkward
(6:53:06 PM) Visitor: huh
(6:53:48 PM) Visitor: Hang on
(6:54:00 PM) Visitor: If you are a real human
(6:54:20 PM) Visitor: whats your favourite colour
(6:54:21 PM) Teoalida: talking for 10 minutes and you still think that I am robot?
(6:54:25 PM) Visitor: bam
(6:54:31 PM) Visitor: robot cant have emotions
(6:54:32 PM) Visitor: so
(6:54:36 PM) Teoalida: P!NK
(6:54:37 PM) Visitor: answer up boy
(6:54:43 PM) Visitor: huh
(6:54:49 PM) Visitor: New AI i see
(6:55:01 PM) Visitor: then whats your favourite drink
(6:55:04 PM) Visitor: bam
(6:55:08 PM) Visitor: robots dont drink
(6:55:18 PM) Teoalida: not pink but p!nk
(6:55:29 PM) Teoalida: :))
(6:55:35 PM) Visitor: Thats not a colour
(6:55:43 PM) Visitor: Fucking machine
(6:55:52 PM) Visitor: Dammit should have knew better
(6:56:02 PM) Visitor: Im really bored
(6:56:07 PM) Visitor: Entertain me robot
(6:56:10 PM) Visitor: beep bop
(6:56:29 PM) Teoalida: You’re sooo funny… may I know your age?
(6:57:04 PM) Visitor: Are you hitting on me, i watched a movie where a machine had feelings for a man
(6:57:11 PM) Visitor: and it became kinda weird
(6:57:23 PM) Visitor: and i am more like a action movie kinda guy
(6:57:30 PM) Visitor: so this isnt really my type
(6:57:41 PM) Visitor: Waitt……
(6:57:55 PM) Visitor: Are you trying to steal my identity slowly
(6:58:04 PM) Visitor: im not falling for your trick
(6:58:18 PM) Teoalida: What the fuck is wrong with you?
(6:58:27 PM) Visitor: Nothing
(6:58:29 PM) Visitor: lol
(6:58:37 PM) Visitor: am i wasting your time?
(6:58:41 PM) Visitor: 🙂
(6:58:45 PM) Teoalida: you’re making me laugh
(6:59:02 PM) Teoalida: can I post your chat in https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/ ? you’re too fucking funny
(6:59:14 PM) Visitor: ER
(6:59:25 PM) Visitor: I dont have a profile right
(6:59:31 PM) Visitor: if so ya im fine
(6:59:39 PM) Visitor: as long as im anonymous
(6:59:51 PM) Visitor: or else i wont have anyone to talk to irl
(6:59:52 PM) Visitor: but you
(6:59:59 PM) Visitor: so that will be kinda lame
(7:01:33 PM) Visitor: Hello?
(7:01:37 PM) Teoalida: ??
(7:01:46 PM) Visitor: Ya
(7:01:59 PM) Visitor: are you being paid to do what you are doing right now?
(7:02:21 PM) Visitor: Or is this confidential
(7:02:26 PM) Visitor: will i be killed ?
(7:02:50 PM) Teoalida: I am paid when I do drawings or selling stuff
(7:03:11 PM) Visitor: Wait is your name really Teoalida
(7:03:27 PM) Visitor: Somehow i feel like you are a human being
(7:04:19 PM) Teoalida: or when someone wants to buy a HDB flat or condo, I talk with my partner agent, and if the sale is done, he pay me a referral commission
(7:04:40 PM) Teoalida: *when someone contact me to buy
(7:05:36 PM) Visitor: And right now you are using a computer talking to a teenager who wanted data for HDB stuffes for project who got really distracted by a talking robot
(7:05:53 PM) Visitor: so you are not paid to do
(7:05:56 PM) Visitor: ^^
(7:06:17 PM) Teoalida: indeed, if you’re not buying anything or paying for any service, it’s time wasted
(7:06:28 PM) Visitor: Well then sorry mr robot
(7:06:41 PM) Visitor: could you just say beep bop for me
(7:06:54 PM) Visitor: i will give you a thumbs up
(7:07:00 PM) Visitor: :))))
(7:07:20 PM) Visitor: I will leave you alone also
(7:07:28 PM) Visitor: so quite a deal we have here
(7:07:39 PM) Visitor: All you have to do is say beep bop
(7:07:44 PM) Visitor: Pleaseeeeee
(7:07:49 PM) Teoalida: what is this beep bop ?
(7:07:57 PM) Visitor: Omg
(7:08:02 PM) Visitor: my life is complete
(7:08:12 PM) Visitor: well then mr robot have a nice night
(7:08:14 PM) Visitor has rated the chat Good
(7:08:14 PM) Visitor has removed the chat rating
(7:08:29 PM) Teoalida: why do you continue to say MR. ROBOT?
(7:08:30 PM) Visitor commented: “Great Robot, must mass produce”
(7:08:42 PM) Visitor: What
(7:09:01 PM) Visitor: i think its time for you to accept that you are a robot
(7:09:09 PM) Visitor: BYE mr robot
(7:09:41 PM) Teoalida: Your idiocy is incredible to think that a robot can talk like me
(7:09:53 PM) Visitor: :(((
(7:10:05 PM) Visitor: Advance AI i can never understand
(7:10:15 PM) Visitor: Do you have nothing to do as well?
(7:10:25 PM) Visitor: cos im suppose to do my project now
(7:10:44 PM) Visitor: But you are a talking robot so its kinda hard to concentrate
(7:11:14 PM) Teoalida: I am working between your messages, that’s why I don’t reply quickly
(7:11:34 PM) Visitor: Ok do you want me to be here or gone
(7:11:44 PM) Visitor: cos i know im kinda annoying so
(7:11:49 PM) Visitor: you know
(7:12:06 PM) Visitor: Its going to be sad but i will get oover it
(7:20:00 PM) Visitor: YOOOO
(7:20:09 PM) Visitor: I still kinda here
(7:20:10 PM) Visitor: so
(7:20:11 PM) Teoalida: ?
(7:20:18 PM) Visitor: do i leave or what?
(7:20:28 PM) Visitor: Cos
(7:20:38 PM) Visitor: i dont wanna sound gay or anything
(7:20:53 PM) Visitor: but its kinda fun to mess around with you
(7:21:02 PM) Visitor: Is that gay?
(7:21:35 PM) Teoalida: doesn” matter if you’re leaving or not, if I am busy working I won’t reply you
(7:21:52 PM) Visitor: So you are busy now?
(7:21:54 PM) Visitor: 🙁
(7:21:57 PM) Visitor: fine
(7:22:05 PM) Visitor: I guess this is it then
(7:22:24 PM) Visitor: Should we both say our fairwell?
(7:22:42 PM) Visitor: FArewell*
(7:22:56 PM) Visitor has rated the chat Good
(7:23:03 PM) Visitor commented: “Great Robot, must mass produce”
(7:23:12 PM) Teoalida: come back on website anytime you need info about HDB
(7:23:30 PM) Teoalida: but try to read on website rather than talking for no reason
(7:23:52 PM) Visitor: Goodbye my dear Mr Robot may you provide more HDB facts to other weird random people online
(7:24:11 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/hdbrecords/
(7:24:39 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

3 days later he returned back, this time asking questions without talking excessively funny

Chat started on Sunday, August 13, 2017 12:03:53 PM

(12:03:53 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(12:03:54 PM) Visitor: Helllo?
(12:04:00 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:04:01 PM) Teoalida: ?
(12:04:30 PM) Visitor: What is resale price all about?
(12:04:55 PM) Teoalida: resale = buying from other owners
(12:05:28 PM) Visitor: So is it usually cheaper?
(12:05:29 PM) Teoalida: why do you ask noob questions?
(12:05:44 PM) Visitor: 🙁
(12:05:50 PM) Visitor: IM stooopid
(12:05:51 PM) Teoalida: buying new is cheaper because you buy while under construction so HDB need to give some discount to attract buyers
(12:06:19 PM) Visitor: oh ok
(12:06:25 PM) Visitor: Thank you good sire
(12:06:49 PM) Visitor has rated the chat Good
(12:07:20 PM) Visitor: Wait one more question
(12:07:39 PM) Visitor: Why do people then buy resale flat when its more expensive
(12:08:12 PM) Teoalida: because you get it immediately, don’t need to wait until it is built
(12:08:23 PM) Visitor: ok cool man
(12:08:42 PM) Teoalida: and because stupid HDB don’t build enough new flats
(12:08:47 PM) Teoalida: this is why prices doubled in 2007-2012
(12:08:54 PM) Visitor: Wow
(12:09:09 PM) Visitor: It sounds like you are quite piss about that
(12:09:58 PM) Visitor has removed the chat rating
(12:10:12 PM) Visitor commented: “Build more HDB for this guy”
(12:28:55 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

Hi, I am Mr. X

People who previously chatted with me, when they visit my website again, are advised to say Hi, I am Mr. X, to help me knowing that are same person.

But sometimes people who visit my website for first time also use this form of addressing, and if their name is identical, the chat turns FUNNY!

Chat started on Sunday, July 24, 2016 11:37:57 AM
Country: Singapore
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/

(11:37:57 AM) *** Visitor 32677139 has joined the chat ***
(11:37:57 AM) Visitor 32677139: Hello?
(11:38:21 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:38:22 AM) Teoalida: hi
(11:38:35 AM) Visitor 32677139: Hi, do I address you as Teo or Alida?
(11:38:40 AM) Visitor 32677139: This is William by the way. 😀
(11:38:52 AM) Teoalida: oh, any news?
(11:39:10 AM) Visitor 32677139: I just noticed your messaging option this time. I came to your site a while ago.
(11:39:12 AM) Visitor 32677139: Very nice site.
(11:39:28 AM) Visitor 32677139: I am going to buy the floor plans from your website as an appreciation of all the work you have done.
(11:39:29 AM) Teoalida: like that is the first time you see it
(11:39:41 AM) Teoalida: what messaging option?
(11:39:56 AM) Visitor 32677139: Yes, did you always have the messaging option?
(11:40:00 AM) Visitor 32677139: Maybe I have never seen you online.
(11:40:07 AM) Visitor 32677139: I just thought I’d say Hi and Thanks.
(11:40:08 AM) Teoalida: ????!!!! I don’t understand
(11:40:27 AM) Teoalida: BTW, any comments about the last EC customer I sent you?
(11:40:36 AM) Visitor 32677139: oh…
(11:40:44 AM) Visitor 32677139: I think you have mistaken me for some other William.
(11:40:48 AM) Visitor 32677139: I have never spoken to you before.
(11:41:00 AM) Visitor 32677139: I am not an agent, I am just someone looking at HDB to buy and am thankful for your site.
(11:41:15 AM) Teoalida: Indeed I have an agent partner named William… if you’re not him, this is name coincidence
(11:41:22 AM) Visitor 32677139: LOL
(11:41:44 AM) Visitor 32677139: I’m sorry, I only mention that I am William.
(11:41:53 AM) Visitor 32677139: I didn’t know how to address you. Because your site is called Teoalida.
(11:43:26 AM) Visitor 32677139 has changed their name to William.
(11:45:25 AM) Teoalida: well… so can I help you with anything?
(11:46:08 AM) William: I came to your site looking for the Pinnacles Duxton floor plan as well as some old resale HDBs in Clementi.

Chat continued for one more hour… that was all funny part.

How to NOT address to a business partner

During 2 days I got 4 chats from SAME IP located in Australia, first time whoever the person was, gave me a BAD impression of a child making PRANKS claiming that is a diplomat and his parents are living North Korea (this page https://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/ gets heavy traffic of school-age children making pranks, you can read more examples of stupid chats here so I usually do not take in serious ANY chat initiated from North Korea page). At 2nd chat he asked about Malaysia but still had North Korea page opened.

Next day at 3rd chat he say that is from a construction company and yesterday person was a colleague, the fact that message was sent from same North Korea I was sure that he is still joking, he quit chat and came back for a 4th time saying that wants to do business with me. I asked him to prove that he if serious and he quit again, probably disappointed that I did not took him in serious.

Would you take in serious a person addressing you in this way?

There is a SMALL probability that they were indeed from a construction company and could do business with them, an employee looking for info about North Korea found my website and had fun on my chat, then told to his boss “hey, we found an experienced architect, can we employ him?” and the boss came to give me business, but checking the pages they opened, they DID NOT opened any page under /design section, so why a company would employ someone for architectural services without checking his architectural portfolio?

I hoped that he will come back for a 5th chat so I can ask more details about job and see if it suits me or pass it to my partner architects, but I never saw him again.

Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/
Chat started on Monday, July 09, 2018 1:28:32 PM

(1:28:32 PM) *** Visitor 67870036 has joined the chat ***
(1:28:34 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… may I know what are you looking for? If you need any help, drop here a message!
(1:43:03 PM) Visitor 67870036: hi i am looking for a property in pyong yang
(1:43:10 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:43:16 PM) Teoalida: why there?
(1:43:35 PM) Visitor 67870036: because I like the city. My family has always talked about moving there
(1:44:24 PM) Teoalida: I haven’t read anywhere about any way of migrating in North Korea
(1:44:33 PM) Teoalida: you can only go there as tourist via guided tour
(1:44:43 PM) Visitor 67870036: oh really
(1:44:48 PM) Visitor 67870036: do u know any real estate agents there?
(1:44:54 PM) Visitor 67870036: I’m lookng for a 3 bedroom apartment
(1:44:55 PM) Teoalida: or (very difficult) to get employed in an embassy
(1:45:05 PM) Visitor 67870036: I am employed in an embassy though
(1:45:08 PM) Visitor 67870036: I am a diplomat there
(1:45:15 PM) Teoalida: but why someone from western world would want to move into most enclosed country on earth?
(1:45:40 PM) Visitor 67870036: because my parents live in north korea
(1:46:27 PM) Teoalida: I think that you’re either retarded and obsessed by communism, either you like making pranks on customer service chats
(1:47:34 PM) *** Visitor 67870036 has left ***

Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/
Chat started on Monday, July 09, 2018 1:47:10 PM

(1:47:10 PM) *** Visitor 87385589 has joined the chat ***
(1:47:11 PM) Visitor 87385589: hello
(1:47:15 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:47:15 PM) Teoalida: hi
(1:47:25 PM) Visitor 87385589: do u have any experience in buying a house in malaysia
(1:47:57 PM) Teoalida: you have same IP with the idiot contacting me few minutes ago making pranks about North Korea
(1:48:36 PM) *** Visitor 87385589 has left ***

Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/
Chat started on Tuesday, July 10, 2018 3:19:15 PM

(3:19:15 PM) *** Visitor 78530842 has joined the chat ***
(3:19:15 PM) Visitor 78530842: Hi
(3:19:21 PM) Visitor 78530842: do u design houses?
(3:19:30 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:19:40 PM) Teoalida: in the past, yes I designed
(3:19:54 PM) Visitor 78530842: I’m looking to build a house in Penang
(3:20:20 PM) Teoalida: however why are you looking in North Korea page?
(3:20:36 PM) Visitor 78530842: i was just interested beacuse i thought u couldnt buy in north korea
(3:20:43 PM) Visitor 78530842: its interesting that u have a north korea page
(3:20:54 PM) Visitor 78530842: im actually looking at your hdb flat designs
(3:21:10 PM) Teoalida: you have same IP with a person who yesterday said wants to move in North Korea, that his parents are in North Korea, and other childish jokes
(3:21:26 PM) Visitor 78530842: im from a building company
(3:21:31 PM) Visitor 78530842: it might be my colleague yesterday
(3:22:53 PM) Teoalida: prove that you are serious and not joking
(3:52:35 PM) *** Visitor 78530842 has left ***

Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/store/
Chat started on Tuesday, July 10, 2018 4:06:59 PM

(4:06:59 PM) *** Visitor 78530842 has joined the chat ***
(4:07:00 PM) Visitor 78530842: ok fine dud i wanted to give u business
(4:07:04 PM) Visitor 78530842: but if u dont want it thats ur problem
(4:07:08 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(4:07:13 PM) Teoalida: tell me more about your business
(4:07:18 PM) Teoalida: to see if you are serious or not
(4:07:35 PM) Visitor 78530842: well we are a regional construction company based in melbourne australia
(4:07:48 PM) Visitor 78530842: we mainly work with architects to do 4-5 bedroom residential buidings
(4:07:56 PM) Visitor 78530842: we r looking to outsource our designs
(4:07:57 PM) Teoalida: Do note that MANY people propose me business every month but some pay so low that doesn’t worth my time. How much do you pay?
(4:08:13 PM) Visitor 78530842: r u an architect?
(4:08:34 PM) Teoalida: I have been worked in architecture in 2012-2016
(4:08:57 PM) Visitor 78530842: r u in singapore
(4:09:11 PM) Visitor 78530842: because u have a lot of hdb designs
(4:09:38 PM) Teoalida: architects from all over the world go to Singapore to study the excellence of HDB and try to do the same in their countries
(4:09:49 PM) Visitor 78530842: oh i see
(4:10:43 PM) *** Visitor 78530842 has left ***

I was typing a long message when he quit the chat: 

As you probably read on website I left architecture in 2016 due to bad experiences had when working for individual customers, most of them being located in third-world countries paying little or nothing. BUT if you are from Australia and you’re a big company rather than an individual, and generous in payments, I may be interested in working for you!

But honestly, the way in which he addressed me in 1st day gave me a bad impression of a child making jokes than a potential business partner, I was ready to BAN HIS IP.

Dear businessmen, be careful how do you address someone you want to do business with!

Funny horny girl

A lonely but horny girl, visited The Sims section of my website and started talking about something totally unrelated with website content! I replied her, with funny messages but still maintained a level of seriousness.


Wednesday, 9 Jul, 2014
Country: United States
[1:41] chat support @ teoalida.com (trigger): Hello and welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need anything or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
[1:42] Visitor: so how are you
[1:42] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[1:42] Teoalida: happy, why?
[1:42] Visitor: just asking are u a boy or a girl
[1:42] Teoalida: boy
[1:43] Visitor: how old are u
[1:43] Teoalida: hmm… give me an age?
[1:43] Visitor: for me
[1:44] Visitor: wanna have sex
[1:44] Teoalida: Why do you ask for personal info without telling first what do you want
[1:44] Visitor: sex
[1:44] Teoalida: but I see what do you want… to have fun on online chats!
[1:45] Visitor: i guess so but have sex with me
[1:45] Teoalida: are you girl or boy?
[1:45] Visitor: girl
[1:45] Teoalida: because I am NOT gay
[1:46] Teoalida: Are you serious?
[1:46] Visitor: yes
[1:46] Teoalida: Long time passed since last time I heard a girl saying that wants sex
[1:47] Visitor: really but so sex or not
[1:48] Teoalida: How to have sex online???!!!
[1:48] Visitor: we can meet up somewhere but i need to how old u are
[1:49] Teoalida: 25… and you?
[1:49] Visitor: 23
[1:49] Teoalida: Wanna met? let me open Google Earth to measure
[1:50] Visitor: ok
[1:50] Teoalida: 8830 km
[1:50] Visitor: where do u want to meet
[1:50] Teoalida: distance between your city and my city
[1:51] Visitor: where do u want to meet
[1:52] Teoalida: You are kidding so much…. can you come to me? I don’t have passport
[1:52] Visitor: sure but where do u live
[1:53] Teoalida: Keep browsing my website and you will see
[1:54] Visitor: okay when i get there fuck me hard til i scream
[1:54] Teoalida: I see that you opened a single page and opened chat right away
[1:54] Visitor: yep i sure did
[1:55] Teoalida: there’s 3 buildings from my country that I built in The Sims and published on website
[1:55] Visitor: so are u going to do it
[1:55] Teoalida: No, because I am a serious man
[1:55] Visitor: are u white or black
[1:56] Teoalida: I don’t enjoy joking so much
[1:56] Teoalida: c’mon I am not from USA in case that’s what do you think
[1:57] Visitor: so are u fuck me or not answer the question please
[1:57] Teoalida: I have sex only with serious girls
[1:57] Visitor: i am a serious girl honest
[1:59] Visitor: so are u white or black can u please answer this question
[1:59] Teoalida: clearly you AREN’T…. a serious girl will NEVER ask for sex a boy met online especially if met in a The Sims fan page and don’t know anything about him, instead of met in a dating website
[1:59] Teoalida: white
[1:59] Visitor is now known as Kathy123
[2:01] Kathy123: me too i so sorry i just really want sex i seen everybody doing it i just thought it would be cool if some did it to me because i want know how it feels
[2:02] Teoalida: You don’t have boyfriends in your own city?
[2:03] Kathy123: i did he never wanted to do with me and we broke up because he had to move
[2:03] Teoalida: I am not referring at ONE… you don’t have boys in your city to make one boyfriend?
[2:04] Kathy123: did not think of that i gonna go out and try find one and have sex with him
[2:05] Kathy123: so can we be friends
[2:05] Teoalida: most boys I know love sex…. any estimation how many boys refuse a girl asking for sex?
[2:06] Teoalida: how much % of boys refuse a girl asking for sex?
[2:06] Kathy123: 100%
[2:07] Kathy123: or none i dont know
[2:07] Teoalida: Can’t believe
[2:07] Teoalida: or you are superugly or something else that keep boys away
[2:08] Kathy123: i have to go i dont spend time with boys u call me ugly
[2:08] Teoalida: sorry if was offence
[2:08] Kathy123: its okay so friends
[2:08] Teoalida: and yes we can be friends BUT CAN YOU talk about something else? related with website
[2:09] Teoalida: I haven’t put this chat to talk about sex and other kidding
[2:09] Kathy123: bye r u going to be on tomorrow
[2:10] Teoalida: wait… can I post this chat in FUNNY CHATS section? you were really funny!
[2:10] Kathy123: it was all a joke any way
[2:10] Teoalida: in 2 years you were only 2nd person who talk about sex
[2:11] Teoalida: For your laughing… this was 1st https://www.teoalida.com/chat/chat-2012-08-30/
[2:11] Kathy123: r u going to be on tomorrow
[2:12] Teoalida: yes, everyday… but if you visit my website later hour than now, I will be sleeping
[2:12] Kathy123: bye
[2:12] Teoalida: I go to sleep in about 30 min
[2:13] Teoalida: = I will be offline
[2:13] Kathy123: okay lmao
[2:16] Kathy123 has left the conversation

Wednesday, 9 Jul, 2014
Country: United States

[2:24] chat support @ teoalida.com (trigger): Hello and welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need anything or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
[2:27] Kathy123 is now known as Maria Anderson
[2:27] Maria Anderson: do u have any glass houses
[2:28] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[2:28] Teoalida: There is one posted under name The cube of glass
[2:28] Maria Anderson: is that the only one
[2:28] Teoalida: or… how do you define glass house?
[2:28] Teoalida: show me examples?
[2:29] Maria Anderson: glass all over the house
[2:29] Teoalida: And look there for photos with all https://www.teoalida.com/thesims/list-of-houses/
[2:29] Teoalida: which is the most beautiful and most ugly?
[2:29] Maria Anderson: thank you very much u are very helpful
[2:32] Maria Anderson: do have small house with one or two or three bedrooms
[2:32] Teoalida: I have 3 houses, that table should help you to find right house
[2:32] Teoalida: BUT… you never build? only download ready-made houses by other players?
[2:33] Maria Anderson: thanks i have a question
[2:34] Teoalida: I have 37 houses… I mean
[2:35] Maria Anderson: i have made to the cube of glass but i can`t see the house
[2:36] Teoalida: Works fine at me
[2:36] Teoalida: images displayed, download link working
[2:36] Teoalida: what you can’t see
[2:36] Maria Anderson: the picture of the house to see the inside like the other ones
[2:37] Teoalida: There are few photos not working because I deleted all from Photobucket, instead of reuploading same screenshots on own server, I wanted to go in game to take new screenshots… but didn’t had time
[2:37] Maria Anderson: okay bye
[2:37] Teoalida: Do you mean that I didn’t posted floorplan?
[2:37] Teoalida: is done on purpose
[2:38] Maria Anderson has left the conversation