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See below how people react when they see my live chat box, if they don’t know that there is a HUMAN at other end of chat.

See how chatting with website visitors works. The only robot/automatic message is the initial greeting that I configured to appear after 1-5 min delay depending by page. There is no automatic reply system. Any answer you get is written by a human.

Some complained about the system with greetings, BUT… if this greeting would not pop-up, most visitors do not realize that there is a “live help” available, 90% of chats are started to this automatic greeting, only 10% of chats the visitor send me messages by his own. There is possible to send messages manually, but who does have time to watch visitors list and do this? Even if I do, they are mostly ignored like automatic ones.
The funniest cases are when the visitor send me stupid messages without such greeting to appear.

Do you have any suggestion how to deal with such people?

Talking for 5 min and still believing that he is talking with a ROBOT?

This was one of the first FUNNY people I came across. I added chatbox (SnapEngage) in January 2012 and switched to Zopim Chat on 30 May 2012. At the time he contacted me (23 and 24 May 2012) I had just about 100-200 people who contacted me so far)

23 May 2012:
Website address: http://teoalida.webs.com/thesims2.htm
Chat transcript:
(14:08:20)  Teoalida Hello, as the website admin, I made this chat to can talk with visitors … Do you enjoy my website or have any questions? Reply here to start a live chat with me!
(14:08:20)  Visitor Hello.
(14:08:38)  Visitor Are you alive?

He closed chat window in 20 sec, faster that I could answer

24 May 2012:
Website address: http://teoalida.webs.com/thesims2.htm

Chat transcript:
(16:23:41) Teoalida Hello, I am not a robot, I am the website admin, I made this chat to can talk with Visitors … How I can help you? Do you have any questions? Reply here to start a live chat with me!
(16:23:41) Visitor Is this thing automated?
(16:23:51) Visitor Hello?
(16:23:55) Teoalida What to be automated?
(16:24:06) Visitor Are you a real person?
(16:24:12) Teoalida What do you think?
(16:24:19) Teoalida C’mon test me
(16:24:32) Visitor What is your hair color?
(16:24:44) Teoalida black, why matters that?
(16:25:12) Visitor How black is it? Pure black or with a slight grayish tint to it?
(16:25:30) Teoalida aka brunette
(16:26:01) Visitor How often do you log in?
(16:26:12) Teoalida where to log in?
(16:26:21) Teoalida I am online every evening
(16:26:25) Visitor How often do you use the computer? Do you sleep?
(16:26:34) Teoalida But what is all this…
(16:26:43) Teoalida How old are you?
(16:26:55) Teoalida Are you still believe that you talk with a robot?
(16:27:27) Visitor An artifically intelligent robot.
(16:27:53) Teoalida Visitors of all other pages talk with me normally…. only Visitors of Gaming-related pages ignore the chat pop-up or behave crazy
Live chat transcript times in GMT.

He disconnected while I was typing, explaining him how the chat works. Maybe I shall give a link, to check www.snapengage.com, maybe he would understand.

I posted a screenshot of above conversation in Chatting with website visitors page as example of idiot calling me robot.

On 3 November 2012, a random visitor talking crazy, he set same name like me and repeat my message. He called me NO-LIFER that sits at computer 24/24 just because he visited me 3 times in American morning when is evening at me so I am always home and online. So, who visit my website when I am online call me no-lifer, who visit my website while during my sleep hours, may not believe that someone WILL be ever online! Dear idiots, please visit me in morning, evening and night, before saying that I sit at computer 24/24.

Then BIG SURPRISE, he said that that the screenshot posted in Chatting with website visitors is actually him!

Saturday, 3 Nov, 2012
Landing page:
http://teoalida.webs.com/thesims2funnychat.htm
[20:24] Teoalida: Hello from website admin, if you need any help or just want to chat, reply here!
[20:24] Visitor: This chatbox is so annoying…
[20:25] Visitor is now known as Teoalida
[20:25] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[20:25] Teoalida: my one?
[20:25] Visitor Teoalida: Yes.
[20:25] Teoalida: or the chat published in this page
[20:25] Visitor Teoalida: or the chat published in this page
[20:25] Teoalida: You can minimize it if don’t need me
[20:25] Visitor Teoalida: You can minimize it if don’t need me
[20:26] Teoalida: It seems as if Teoalida spends 100% of his/her time on the computer, non-stop, everyday. I wonder if Teoalida has a life outside the computer life.
[20:27] Teoalida: btw, why do you set same name like me?
[20:27] Visitor Teoalida: I don’t know.
[20:27] Teoalida: What proof do you have that my life is o computer?
[20:27] Teoalida: Just because my website shows the virtual life?
[20:27] Teoalida: Want to see me with friends? go on Facebook
[20:28] Teoalida: btw… new website www.teoalida.com/category/thesims2
[20:28] Visitor Teoalida: Well, let me see. Every time I visit this website, I see this little pop-up chatbox that says that Teoalida is ready to chat with you. It’s kind of freaky.
[20:28] Teoalida: because that’s how it works http://teoalida.webs.com/apps/blog/entries/show/16354975-chatting-with-website-visitors
[20:29] Teoalida: I can send you a message only after you send me one
[20:29] Teoalida: without that greeting, people would not send me any message
[20:30] Visitor Teoalida: I see.
[20:30] Teoalida: What I could do?
[20:30] Visitor Teoalida: “Is this automated?” LOL. XD
[20:30] Visitor Teoalida: “Are you a fucking robot?” XD LOLOLOL.
[20:31] Teoalida: that happens with kids
[20:32] Teoalida: Every time I visit this website, I see this little pop-up chatbox <— EVERY time? I see that this is your first visit
[20:33] Teoalida: and if you visit my website in evening you no longer see me online because I go to sleep
[20:33] Visitor Teoalida: Haha! I can’t believe you actually posted a screenshot of my conversation with you! I’m actually the person who had a conversation with you and you posted this screenshot under “Funny-stupid chat with an idiot”.
[20:34] Teoalida: Sorry but I can’t know who are you
[20:34] Teoalida: all what I see is that you had just 1 website visits (current one)
[20:35] Visitor Teoalida: I was using a public computer. 😛
[20:35] Teoalida: Are you any of the people who talked with me in the past?
[20:35] Visitor Teoalida: Still, you must SIT at your computer.
[20:35] Visitor Teoalida: Yes.
[20:36] Teoalida: Tell me something about what we talked, otherwise I can’t remember
[20:36] Visitor Teoalida: I asked you what hair color you have.
[20:36] Visitor Teoalida: You replied black.
[20:37] Teoalida: if in this century, computers are the workplace for most people… what is your proposal?
[20:37] Teoalida: Really? you are THAT person?
[20:37] Teoalida: That times I was using SnapEngage, now I found that Zopim is better
[20:37] Visitor Teoalida: I see.
[20:37] Teoalida: different chat service, can’t track visitors of past one
[20:38] Teoalida: If you didn’t closed SnapEngage window in that moment, you maybe would understand how this works
[20:39] Teoalida: That’s why I use Zopim…. closing chat window do not disconnect from chat
[20:39] Visitor Teoalida has left the conversation

I regret that I did not told him “Hey, do you ever heard of SMARTPHONES? We no longer need to sit at computer to be online!

Other cases

Wednesday, 25 Jul, 2012
Country: Singapore
[20:28] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin. If you need any help or wanna chat, ask me here!
[20:29] Visitor: hi
[20:29] Visitor: is this for real?
[20:29] Visitor: lol
[20:29] Visitor has left the conversation


Friday, 7 Dec, 2012
Country: France
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/games/caesar3/
[17:30] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! Can I help you with anything? drop here a message!
[17:31] Visitor: huh ?
[17:31] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[17:31] Teoalida: What’s up?
[17:32] Visitor: real human or bot ? ^^
[17:33] Visitor: anyway, just reading stuff about caesar3
[17:33] Teoalida: Test me and you will see if I am human
[17:34] Visitor: haha, how did you fix the “No one is living nearby” problem ?
[17:34] Teoalida: I said that I fixed it?
[17:34] Teoalida: It is one of most annoying unsolvable problems
(chat continued for next 30 min)


Tuesday, 18 Dec, 2012
Country: Finland
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/thesims2/lots/home-alone-house/
[18:42] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! Can I help you with anything? drop here a message!
[18:42] Visitor: 4 real?
[18:43] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[18:43] Teoalida: Test me and you will see
[18:43] Visitor has left the conversation


Sunday, 27 Jan, 2013
[14:48] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! Can I help you with anything? drop here a message!
[14:52] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you have questions, suggestions, or just wanna chat, I am here!
[14:54] Visitor: are you a robot ?
[14:54] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[14:54] Teoalida: What do you think?
[14:54] Teoalida: Test me
[14:54] Visitor: no, you were typing …
[14:54] Visitor: robot cannot type 😀
[14:54] Visitor: you are real person!
[14:54] Teoalida: LOL
[14:54] Visitor: am i right ?
[14:56] Teoalida: is possible to configure a robot to show “is typing a message” for several seconds
(serious chat – confidentiality given!)
[15:52] Visitor has left the conversation


Thursday, 22 Nov, 2012
Country: Greece
Page URL: http://teoalida.webs.com/housedesign.htm
[19:46] Customer service (trigger): Hi there! I offer ideas and design services, can I help you with anything?
[19:46] Visitor: wher r u born
[19:46] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[19:46] Teoalida: *******, what importance have? I work worldwide!
[19:49] Teoalida: ?
[19:55] Teoalida: www.teoalida.webs.com/myhome.htm if you don’t believe
[19:55 Teoalida: What are you looking for? I don’t understand these visitors who ask me where I live then no answer
[19:55] Visitor: are the a free plans
[19:56] Teoalida: Both free and paid
[19:57] Visitor: im checkin if thes is real chat systm
[19:58] Teoalida: lol
[19:58] Teoalida: obviously real
[19:58] Teoalida: see how it is working http://teoalida.webs.com/apps/blog/entries/show/16354975-chatting-with-website-visitors
[20:38] Visitor has left the conversation

[23:45] Customer service (trigger): Hi there! I offer ideas and design services, can I help you with anything?
[23:46] Visitor: hi i know thet u real im looking for a free plans
(chat continued for next 2 hours)


Saturday, 24 Aug, 2013
[10:11]  : Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message!
[10:11] Visitor 33745135: ? this real?
[10:11] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[10:11] Teoalida: what to be real?
[10:11] Visitor 33745135: like as in, are you a bot?
[10:11] Teoalida: What do you think! test me!
[10:12] Visitor 33745135: Tell me about Caesar 3
[10:12] Teoalida: what I should tell? ask more specifically
[10:13] Visitor 33745135: explain first what it is
[10:13] Teoalida: The game that I played until 1 year ago
[10:13] Visitor 33745135: why did you stop?
[10:13] Teoalida: because of work
[10:14] Teoalida: but this doesn’t mean that I forgot how to play it
[10:14] Teoalida: I am still expert in the game
(chat continued for 15 min)


Friday, 27 Sep, 2013
Country: French Polynesia
[12:20]  : Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message!
[12:20] Visitor 73317584: do you like pasta?
[12:20] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[12:20] Teoalida: What is pasta?
[12:20] Visitor 73317584: spaghetti?
[12:21] Teoalida: I don’t eat such things
[12:21] Visitor 73317584: dayum
[12:21] Visitor 73317584: fo real?
[12:21] Teoalida: Why do you ask?
[12:21] Teoalida: How is related with the website content?
[12:21] Visitor 73317584: i was just checking if there was someone or if it was just a bot writting
[12:21] Visitor 73317584: i’m still not sure
[12:22] Teoalida: oh LOL
[12:22] Teoalida: Weird way to test
[12:22] Teoalida: See www.teoalida.com/about/chatting-with-website-visitors
[12:24] Visitor 73317584: so you’re an architect or something like that?
(chat continued for 30 min)


Chat started on Sunday, September 21, 2014 9:14:41 PM
Country: Switzerland

(9:14:41 PM) *** Visitor 36760879 has joined the chat ***
(9:14:47 PM) chat support @ teoalida.com: Hello and welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need anything or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(9:15:06 PM) Visitor 36760879: wtf is this
(9:15:17 PM) Teoalida: the website or…?
(9:15:17 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:15:29 PM) Visitor 36760879: no this
(9:15:29 PM) Visitor 36760879: chat
(9:15:46 PM) Teoalida: it’s a chat… you never saw a chat on a website before?
(9:16:06 PM) Visitor 36760879: so you chat with random people who visit your website?
(9:16:21 PM) Teoalida: yes!
(9:16:29 PM) Teoalida: and it’s good to get feedback about my works
(9:16:43 PM) Teoalida: and get ideas for next works
(9:16:58 PM) Visitor 36760879: well, actually was searching for some ideas for my sims 3 starter house in google,
(9:17:08 PM) Visitor 36760879: and randomly sumbled upon your site
(9:17:29 PM) Teoalida: And there’s thousands of websites, especially online shops or people offering services online… using such chats
(9:17:37 PM) Teoalida: or probably you aren’t browsing internet too much
(9:17:43 PM) Teoalida: Check this https://www.teoalida.com/about/chatting-with-website-visitors/
(9:18:05 PM) Visitor 36760879: i actually do, but never saw something like that
(9:18:09 PM) Visitor 36760879: so you are the webmaster?
(9:18:35 PM) Teoalida: Webmaster = owner of website? yeds
(9:18:37 PM) Teoalida: yes
(9:19:44 PM) *** Visitor 36760879 has left ***


Chat started on Sunday, November 16, 2014 2:35:06 PM

(2:35:06 PM) *** Visitor 26526932 has joined the chat ***
(2:35:11 PM) chat support @ teoalida.com: Hello and welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need anything or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(2:35:46 PM) Visitor 26526932: hi
(2:36:14 PM) Teoalida: what’s up?
(2:36:14 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(2:36:49 PM) Visitor 26526932: i don’t know what i am doing here
(2:37:26 PM) Teoalida: What do you mean? what happened
(2:38:19 PM) Visitor 26526932: I am just appear. That is all I know.
(2:38:38 PM) Teoalida: What you were looking for?
(2:39:34 PM) Visitor 26526932: any meaning…, but don’t worry. Thanks for your time.
(2:39:43 PM) Teoalida: I don’t understand!!!
(2:40:07 PM) Teoalida: Are you playing The Sims? or looking for romanian parliament palace and found also my The Sims replica?
(2:40:08 PM) Visitor 26526932: I do not understand either
(2:40:18 PM) Visitor 26526932: i am a robot
(2:40:29 PM) Teoalida: You’re funny!
(2:40:35 PM) Visitor 26526932: thanks
(2:41:03 PM) Teoalida: some people thinks that the chat is a robot on my side… to clear the confusion, see https://teoalida.com/about/chatting-with-website-visitors
(2:41:29 PM) Visitor 26526932: thanks for your help, Teoalida
(2:41:34 PM) Teoalida: First time I though that you have a problem with The Sims… now I guess that you’re confused about the chat software?
(2:41:48 PM) Teoalida: but haven’t helped you with anything
(2:41:49 PM) Visitor 26526932: I am confused, right
(2:46:30 PM) Teoalida: See also https://teoalida.com/about/chatting-with-website-visitors
(2:48:30 PM) Visitor 26526932: I have to apologize
(2:48:36 PM) Teoalida: for?
(2:48:39 PM) Visitor 26526932: I thought you were a robot, sorry
(2:49:00 PM) Visitor 26526932: fantastic work, congratulations
(2:49:35 PM) Teoalida: are you referring at The Sims works or at website as whole including the chat?
(2:49:59 PM) Visitor 26526932: web site
(2:50:15 PM) Visitor 26526932: and your work in sims looks great also
(chat continued next 40 min)


Chat started on Sunday, November 23, 2014 6:53:23 PM

(6:53:23 PM) *** Visitor 45759423 has joined the chat ***
(6:53:27 PM) chat support – teoalida.com: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(6:53:41 PM) Visitor 45759423: SEEN
(6:53:57 PM) Teoalida: ?
(6:53:57 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:55:10 PM) Teoalida: What are you looking for? can I help with anything?
(7:19:59 PM) *** Visitor 45759423 has left ***


Chat started on Saturday, March 26, 2016 1:06:09 AM
Country: Haiti
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/design/hdbflats/

(1:06:09 AM) *** Visitor 54909764 has joined the chat ***
(1:06:11 AM) teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(1:12:09 AM) Visitor 54909764: Hello teoalida
(1:12:16 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:12:16 AM) Teoalida: hi
(1:12:37 AM) Visitor 54909764: I would like to date you
(1:12:44 AM) Visitor 54909764: Are you interested ??
(1:12:56 AM) Teoalida: first… how old are you?
(1:13:06 AM) Visitor 54909764: 22 years old
(1:13:33 AM) Teoalida: quite mature… to say such funny things
(1:13:47 AM) Teoalida: how did you found my website?
(1:14:17 AM) Visitor 54909764: I wanted some ideas for a floor plan
(1:14:36 AM) Visitor 54909764: I am on my last year in Civil Engineering
(1:14:48 AM) Teoalida: That’s much better… than asking for dating
(1:15:01 AM) Visitor 54909764: Sorry
(1:15:17 AM) Visitor 54909764: I didn’t quite analyze the human aspect of it
(1:15:46 AM) Visitor 54909764: I thought you were more likely to be a bot (automated response) than an actual human
(1:16:08 AM) Teoalida: oh… that’s why
(1:16:23 AM) Visitor 54909764: Yes
(1:22:51 AM) Teoalida: So.. how I can help you? you said floorplan ideas and… nothing else?
(1:47:19 AM) *** Visitor 54909764 has left ***


Chat started on Saturday, December 24, 2016 9:54:45 PM
Country: Morocco
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/thesims/list-of-houses/

(9:54:45 PM) *** Visitor 31683726 has joined the chat ***
(9:54:47 PM) teoalida: Hi there, welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(9:57:47 PM) Visitor 31683726: Where can i download custom content ?
(9:58:16 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:58:20 PM) Teoalida: modthesims.info
(9:58:30 PM) Teoalida: on my website you will find lots and houses, no custom content
(9:59:02 PM) Visitor 31683726: And the pictures on my page ?
(9:59:43 PM) Teoalida: which pictures?
(10:00:17 PM) Visitor 31683726: Here : https://www.teoalida.com/thesims/list-of-houses/
(10:00:43 PM) Teoalida: what is the question more exactly?
(10:01:18 PM) Visitor 31683726: The pictures of the neighorhood on the link, can we download it ?
(10:02:01 PM) Teoalida: you can right click > save image as… if this is what do you want. you can also download houses one by one
(10:02:54 PM) Visitor 31683726: No my question is how to download this houses
(10:03:31 PM) Teoalida: click each house image then click green buttons FREE DOWNLOAD
(10:04:42 PM) Visitor 31683726: Ah, thank you so much but i have another question, you are robot or human ? 😀
(10:05:04 PM) Teoalida: talking for 10 min and you still don’t know?
(10:07:34 PM) Teoalida: such questions like “are you robot” usually happen after first message before any reply from me
(10:12:47 PM) Visitor 31683726: Ah you’re a customer support. So thank you so much
(10:13:11 PM) Teoalida: good… and keep browsing and downloading more houses
(10:23:15 PM) Visitor 31683726: So now we can’t download neighborhood
(10:23:51 PM) Teoalida: indeed you can’t download neighborhood with all houses
(10:24:05 PM) *** Visitor 31683726 has left ***


Chat started on Thursday, September 14, 2017 7:04:05 PM
Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/what-is-the-source-of-data/

(7:04:05 PM) *** Visitor 63926203 has joined the chat ***
(7:04:07 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… are you looking for a specific database? you are welcome for a chat!
(7:10:02 PM) Visitor 63926203: are you a human being or bot?
(7:10:11 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:10:12 PM) Teoalida: test me
(7:10:24 PM) Visitor 63926203: tell me a joke
(7:11:12 PM) Teoalida: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
(7:11:35 PM) Teoalida: Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
(7:12:06 PM) *** Visitor 63926203 has left ***

Stupid potential customer quit the chat without saying what he actually needs from me! He came in Car Database page which in most cases turn into customers!


Chat started on Thursday, October 05, 2017 7:02:58 PM
Country: Singapore
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/hudclist/

(7:02:58 PM) *** Visitor 8977718 has joined the chat ***
(7:03:00 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(7:04:42 PM) Visitor 8977718: nice bot
(7:04:52 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:05:05 PM) Teoalida: bot can only greet, not answer questions
(7:05:45 PM) Visitor 8977718: you must be nuts then to be answering questions at 12am
(7:06:18 PM) Teoalida: because I do business all around the world
(7:12:54 PM) *** Visitor 8977718 has left ***


Country: Serbia
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Friday, December 08, 2017 7:50:27 PM

(7:50:27 PM) *** Visitor 20878151 has joined the chat ***
(7:50:29 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(7:51:41 PM) Visitor 20878151: sue
(7:51:49 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:51:49 PM) Teoalida: ?
(7:52:21 PM) Visitor 20878151: are you a bot
(7:52:34 PM) Teoalida: robot greetings with human replies
(7:55:58 PM) Visitor 20878151: entertain me
(7:56:08 PM) Visitor 20878151: entertain me
(7:56:19 PM) Teoalida: what do you need from me?
(7:58:36 PM) *** Visitor 20878151 has left ***

Idiot asking a series of stupid questions before saying what he actually wants

Country: India
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/

Chat started on Monday, January 22, 2018 8:15:02 PM

(8:15:02 PM) *** Visitor 75527785 has joined the chat ***
(8:15:02 PM) Visitor 75527785: hi
(8:15:10 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(8:15:12 PM) Teoalida: hello
(8:15:18 PM) Visitor 75527785: who are you?
(8:15:37 PM) Teoalida: site owner obviously
(8:15:44 PM) Teoalida: why do you message me if you don’t know who I am?
(8:16:09 PM) Visitor 75527785: are you an artificial intelligence or a real person?
(8:16:16 PM) Teoalida: real of course
(8:16:20 PM) Teoalida: robots can’t answer questions
(8:16:38 PM) Visitor 75527785: ai can answer questions
(8:17:08 PM) Visitor 75527785: specifically not only robots….only an algorithm can do such things …
(8:18:24 PM) Teoalida: robots usually sent a list of predefined messages regardless of what you say… example https://www.teoalida.com/fun/danifpk9395-diariesufapoet19812007-amelia.sumbryfktg.png
(8:18:31 PM) Teoalida: anyway, how I can help you?
(8:21:05 PM) Visitor 75527785: your age?
(8:21:24 PM) Teoalida: 28, why do you ask this?
(8:21:42 PM) Visitor 75527785: prove me you are not an ai
(8:22:45 PM) Teoalida: read contact page https://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/contact/
(8:24:27 PM) Visitor 75527785: yes even ai algo can do this how i can be pretty much sure that u are a biological human
(8:24:29 PM) Visitor 75527785: ?
(8:25:26 PM) Teoalida: seriously, why did you came on my website? just to test chat boxes? not interested in my services?
(8:26:16 PM) Visitor 75527785: i want a very simple data sets …very simple with two columns and 20 rows in excel
(8:26:42 PM) Teoalida: hmm, are you interested in CAR database or in what?
(8:26:45 PM) Teoalida: what data?
(8:28:09 PM) Visitor 75527785: car data…in india
(8:28:38 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/india/ ?
(8:39:57 PM) Teoalida: so if you are interested in a complete cars database you can buy from me… or if you need random data for 20 rows why you don’t create yourself a small database? or if you don’t need complete cars database but just few cars you can use my free samples
(8:40:18 PM) Visitor 75527785: ok
(9:09:59 PM) Teoalida: so what are you going to do?
(9:10:43 PM) *** Visitor 75527785 has left ***


Country: Singapore
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/hdbstatistics/

Chat started on Wednesday, January 24, 2018 4:59:47 PM

(4:59:47 PM) *** Visitor 62988148 has joined the chat ***
(4:59:49 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(5:01:34 PM) Visitor 62988148: are u human
(5:01:39 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:01:43 PM) Teoalida: of course, what else could be?
(5:02:00 PM) Visitor 62988148: or are u similar to siri
(5:02:29 PM) Teoalida: what is Siri?
(5:02:42 PM) Visitor 62988148: siri is a robot
(5:02:56 PM) Visitor 62988148: tell me what is 1 + 1
(5:03:00 PM) Teoalida: 2
(5:03:11 PM) Teoalida: you don’t have other things to say?
(5:03:22 PM) Teoalida: something that don’t involve math? any robot can do math
(5:03:28 PM) Visitor 62988148: okay what is me + you ?
(5:05:02 PM) Teoalida: talk on-topic or stop having fun on chats
(5:05:09 PM) *** Visitor 62988148 has left ***

Chat started on Wednesday, January 24, 2018 5:05:42 PM

(5:05:42 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:05:42 PM) *** Visitor 62988148 has joined the chat ***
(5:05:43 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/chat-2017-08-10/
(5:07:50 PM) Visitor 62988148: HAHAH sorry bro just messing around with ya, have a good day !
(5:07:58 PM) Teoalida: LOL
(5:08:40 PM) *** Visitor 62988148 has left ***

A potential customer? Instead of saying what project he wants, he messes me up with stupid questions like testing chat bots

Country: Austria
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/

Chat started on Friday, July 13, 2018 11:40:14 AM

(11:40:14 AM) *** Visitor 35496835 has joined the chat ***
(11:40:16 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… are you looking for a specific database? you are welcome for a chat!
(11:42:56 AM) Visitor 35496835: hey
(11:43:00 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:43:02 AM) Teoalida: what’s up
(11:43:09 AM) Visitor 35496835: are you a bot
(11:43:22 AM) Teoalida: robot can only greet visitors, any reply is human
(11:43:59 AM) Visitor 35496835: so this isnt an intelligent service
(11:44:18 AM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/contact see how it’s working
(11:44:38 AM) Visitor 35496835: whats the weather like
(11:45:06 AM) Teoalida: can you just say whatever do you need about databases and stop having fun?
(11:45:20 AM) Visitor 35496835: what is love
(11:45:38 AM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/
(11:45:47 AM) Visitor 35496835: sry but your bot is crap he cant even answer normal questions
(11:46:04 AM) Teoalida: I answer serious questions only
(11:46:05 AM) Visitor 35496835: bye thank you sir
(11:46:08 AM) Teoalida: see what other people have asked
(11:46:54 AM) Teoalida: chat is provided by https://chat.zendesk.com/ if you want to check it
(11:47:40 AM) Teoalida: former https://www.zopim.com/
(11:48:36 AM) Visitor 35496835: https://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/contact the page doesnt load
(11:49:05 AM) Visitor 35496835: i was searching for chatbots with an integrated database
(11:49:24 AM) Teoalida: I think that whole website went down 1 min ago… wait few minutes
(11:49:32 AM) Teoalida: if you clicked link at the time I gave you, it was working
(11:49:39 AM) Teoalida: I got email from Uptime Robot that website is down
(11:49:47 AM) Visitor 35496835: but you still working – this bot isnt as bad as i thought
(11:50:08 AM) Visitor 35496835: where are you located
(11:50:18 AM) Teoalida: Romania
(11:51:52 AM) Visitor 35496835 has rated the chat Good
(11:52:16 AM) Teoalida: check links now, website is working
(11:52:38 AM) Visitor 35496835 commented: “Its a nice bot but it couldnt even make it to phase 1 of turing test”
(11:53:44 AM) Visitor 35496835: thank you sir
(11:53:54 AM) Visitor 35496835: i will find what i need
(11:54:03 AM) Visitor 35496835: even if its not the chatbot i wanted
(11:54:20 AM) Teoalida: can you stop talking about chatbots and just say what car database do you need?
(11:54:45 AM) Visitor 35496835: dont hustle
(11:54:55 AM) Visitor 35496835: i think i need
(11:55:10 AM) Visitor 35496835: a hot wheels database
(11:55:17 AM) Teoalida: You are so funny for the off-topic questions you asked, can I post your chat in https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/ ?
(11:56:12 AM) Visitor 35496835: of course if you can learn something from that so that you can get more complex structured
(11:56:23 AM) Teoalida: Hi,

The monitor teoalida.com (https://www.teoalida.com) is back UP (HTTP 200 – OK) (It was down for 4 minutes and 2 seconds).
(11:56:36 AM) Visitor 35496835: i know that it was down
(11:56:38 AM) Visitor 35496835: i reported it
(11:56:41 AM) Visitor 35496835: crap.
(11:56:44 AM) Visitor 35496835: bye.
(11:57:00 AM) Teoalida: why bye??
(11:57:12 AM) Teoalida: check my database samples or tell me if you want some custom work
(11:57:16 AM) Teoalida: I also offer web scraping services
(11:57:17 AM) *** Visitor 35496835 has left ***

Someone praise my artificial intelligence without realizing that I am a human

Country: Singapore
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/hdbdatabase/

Chat started on Sunday, July 22, 2018 8:51:26 AM

(8:51:26 AM) *** Visitor 4411933 has joined the chat ***
(8:51:28 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… are you looking for a specific database? you are welcome for a chat!
(8:51:43 AM) Visitor 4411933: thanks
(8:51:48 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(8:51:49 AM) Teoalida: for?
(8:52:11 AM) Visitor 4411933: hey sorry how many units are there in one flat in singapore
(8:52:47 AM) Teoalida: Biggest HDB block ever built:
Blk 30 Jalan Membina (built 1960s, demolished mid-1990s), 605 units of 2-Room (source: Straits Times).
(8:52:49 AM) Teoalida: Smallest HDB block:
Blk 539, 542, 545 in Pasir Ris (4 units Executive Maisonette); blk 308 in Choa Chu Kang (2 units 4-Room and 2 units 5-Room);
(8:53:54 AM) Visitor 4411933: Alright thank you !!!
(8:54:18 AM) Teoalida: Number of units is available for 10,506 blocks that were existing at least as 2010, including under construction blocks launched until November 2017 BTO. Total: 1,129,347 units, averaging 107.50 units per block.
(8:54:30 AM) Teoalida: but you shouldn’t pay attention to average due to many variations
(8:55:21 AM) Visitor 4411933: how about the number of units for latest hdb flats which has an area of 90m sqaure?
(8:55:37 AM) Teoalida: this can be seen in https://www.teoalida.com/singapore/btolist/
(8:56:52 AM) Visitor 4411933: Wow thanks !!!!! I didnt expect an AI to be that advanced
(8:57:22 AM) Teoalida: what AI?
(8:57:35 AM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/about/contact
(8:57:51 AM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/chatting-with-website-visitors/
(8:58:27 AM) Visitor 4411933: ohhhhhhhh wait you are human …omg soryy anyway thx sir/maam..i thought you were artificial intelligence..
(9:28:02 AM) *** Visitor 4411933 has left ***

Dumb questions?

Country: United States
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/thesims/helluva-hacienda/

Chat started on Tuesday, August 14, 2018 5:24:36 PM

(5:24:36 PM) *** Visitor 77010849 has joined the chat ***
(5:24:38 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there, welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need any help or just want to chat, drop here a message!
(5:28:24 PM) Visitor 77010849: Why did you create this webdite
(5:28:32 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:28:39 PM) Teoalida: to share my works with everyone
(5:29:00 PM) Visitor 77010849: When did the first Sims come out … ?
(5:29:10 PM) Teoalida: and when I say WORKS I am not referring only at The Sims games… see www.teoalida.com/about/aboutme
(5:29:17 PM) Teoalida: Sims 1 in 2000
(5:29:50 PM) Visitor 77010849: What time is it … ?
(5:30:06 PM) Teoalida: 17:30 PM here, why do you ask dumb questions?
(5:30:12 PM) Visitor 77010849: Seeing if your real …
(5:30:19 PM) Visitor 77010849: And there not Dumb
(5:30:41 PM) Visitor 77010849: No question is dumb only dumb answers …
(5:30:54 PM) Teoalida: what answer did you expect for such questions?
(5:31:23 PM) Visitor 77010849: One that’s not military time fist off
(5:32:23 PM) Teoalida: I don’t understand… but can you check www.teoalida.com/about/aboutme ?
(5:33:56 PM) *** Visitor 77010849 has left ***

Lost customer because he don’t realize that a human is replying him?

A canadian who went to Car Database section, opened one sample database, most likely he could be a customer, but instead of saying what he wants, he asked a couple of childish dumb questions in chat.

Country: Canada
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/

Chat started on Thursday, November 08, 2018 7:27:04 PM

(7:27:04 PM) *** Visitor 33669571 has joined the chat ***
(7:27:06 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… are you looking for a specific database? you are welcome for a chat!
(7:27:35 PM) Visitor 33669571: Hi, is this a robot or a real person?
(7:27:41 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:27:46 PM) Teoalida: only initial greeting is robot
(7:28:05 PM) Visitor 33669571: I would like to chat with someone…
(7:28:23 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/contact/
(7:28:31 PM) Visitor 33669571: here?
(7:28:32 PM) Teoalida: Do you stay at computer all time to greet visitors and answer questions?

NO! The chat software is greeting visitors automatically as long someone is online. Only if you type a message in chat, I get sound alert of incoming chat. I stay ONLINE as long I am home and not sleeping, but I do not always stay at computer, and if you send a message I run to computer to answer you as fast I can. Of course this is not always possible, 5% of chats remain unanswered. But you can always leave your email address where you answer your questions when I return to computer.
(7:29:12 PM) Visitor 33669571: So, whom am I chatting with now?
(7:29:24 PM) Teoalida: www.zopim.com if you want to see more how is working
(7:29:25 PM) Visitor 33669571 has changed their name to Ramy.
(7:29:31 PM) Teoalida: this is one-person website
(7:31:38 PM) Teoalida: instead of being concerned if the chat is robot or human, just say how I can help you?
(7:33:10 PM) Teoalida: IN SHORT: The chat provided by www.zopim.com is greeting automatically all visitors, only if you send me a message, I can send you messages manually and answer questions. 9 of 10 chats were initiated by this greeting, without it, people would not notice that there is a live chat available. Are you against automation?
(7:36:54 PM) Ramy: I am for automation in matters that do not require human interaction. Chatting and talking is an activity that requires human interaction. Sweeping the floor and assembling car parts do not require human interaction.
(7:36:58 PM) Teoalida: the “robot” CANNOT answer questions, but just greet people
(7:37:09 PM) Teoalida: so any answer is mine, a human
(7:37:23 PM) Ramy: Great. My name is Ramy, what is yours?
(7:37:35 PM) Teoalida: just call me Teoalida like domain name
(7:37:46 PM) Ramy: ?
(7:37:53 PM) Ramy: What is your name again?
(7:38:19 PM) Teoalida: let’s don’t disclose full name, call me Teoalida
(7:38:50 PM) Ramy: it is weird that you do not want to disclose your name…
(7:38:57 PM) Ramy: I disclosed mine…
(7:39:40 PM) Teoalida: because I do not want you to search on Facebook or somewhere else and get too much personal info
(7:40:01 PM) *** Ramy has left ***


Country: Iraq
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/database/buildings/

Chat started on Sunday, February 24, 2019 3:06:21 PM

(3:06:21 PM) *** Visitor 89317368 has joined the chat ***
(3:06:22 PM) Visitor 89317368: x;lmcxvl
(3:06:27 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:06:27 PM) Visitor 89317368: dfsdsf
(3:06:29 PM) Teoalida: hello
(3:06:35 PM) Visitor 89317368: hi
(3:06:51 PM) Visitor 89317368: how are you ?
(3:07:02 PM) Teoalida: working as everyday
(3:07:05 PM) Teoalida: how I can help you?
(3:07:28 PM) Visitor 89317368: are you person or machine ?
(3:07:52 PM) Teoalida: a person, if you still have doubts, watch a video here https://www.teoalida.com/database/webscraping
(3:08:04 PM) Visitor 89317368: thanks
(3:09:45 PM) *** Visitor 89317368 has left ***


Country: Uruguay
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/about/aboutme/

Chat started on Friday, May 24, 2019 6:59:14 PM

(6:59:14 PM) *** Visitor 89801081 has joined the chat ***
(6:59:16 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hello visitor from Uruguay, what are you looking for? If you need any help or just want to talk about what is on my website, drop here a message!
(7:01:56 PM) Visitor 89801081: sup
(7:02:10 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:02:13 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(7:03:34 PM) Visitor 89801081: oh boy i though this chat was just a bot lmao
uhhhhh sorry
(7:03:48 PM) Teoalida: happens with some people
(7:03:53 PM) Teoalida: so how I can help you now?
(7:10:10 PM) *** Visitor 89801081 has left ***


Country: Russia
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/database/screenresolution/

Chat started on Friday, May 24, 2019 10:03:57 PM

(10:03:57 PM) *** Visitor 69066519 has joined the chat ***
(10:03:59 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hello visitor from Russia, are you looking for a specific database? Let me know if I can help you!
(10:04:14 PM) Visitor 69066519: nope
(10:04:21 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(10:04:21 PM) Teoalida: 🙁
(10:04:34 PM) Visitor 69066519: nice bot tho
(10:04:53 PM) Teoalida: there is no bot, see www.teoalida.com/contact
(10:05:12 PM) Visitor 69066519: at least bot is smarter than it is seen in Vinesauce
(10:05:22 PM) Visitor 69066519: he are destroying windows
(10:05:27 PM) Visitor 69066519: in a streams
(10:05:57 PM) Teoalida: not sure what is Vinesauce
(10:06:00 PM) Teoalida: or maybe this video help you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIM-8kYr1Zc
(10:06:37 PM) *** Visitor 69066519 has left ***

1 comment

    • adeline on February 20, 2018 at 10:35 am
    • Reply

    Happy Belated Birthday 🙂

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