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North Korea article is the most popular page within Housing around the World section. Every day in average 30 people visit the North Korea page, and over whole year few hundreds contacted me on this subject, sadly majority of them are children using bad language asking non-sense questions.

Here I show few examples of STUPID chats. See also serious chats about North Korea.

DO NOT message me if you are going to behave like the following examples of retarded people!

I answer his question politely and he start swearing

Location: Flourtown, Pennsylvania, United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Thursday, November 30, 2017 8:58:57 PM

(8:58:57 PM) *** Visitor 85640686 has joined the chat ***
(8:58:59 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(9:00:20 PM) Visitor 85640686: How can I travel to North Korea?
(9:00:34 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:00:38 PM) Teoalida: apply for a tour
(9:01:50 PM) *** Visitor 85640686 has left ***

Chat started on Thursday, November 30, 2017 9:05:59 PM

(9:05:59 PM) *** Visitor 85640686 has joined the chat ***
(9:05:59 PM) Visitor 85640686: How I apply for a tur?
(9:06:07 PM) Visitor 85640686: I meant tour
(9:06:21 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:06:29 PM) Teoalida: go to a tourism agency for example https://koryogroup.com/
(9:06:42 PM) Visitor 85640686: Ok thanks by the way u are a fucking pusssy
(9:06:55 PM) Teoalida: why do you use such language?
(9:07:38 PM) Teoalida: may I know why do you want to travel to THIS country?
due to tensions with USA some tourism agencies may choose to not accept US citizens for safety reasons
(9:07:56 PM) Visitor 85640686: OH FUCK MY B FAM I WAS TEXTING MY FRIEND ON MY LAPTOP AND I ACCIDENTALLY SENT THAT TO U. MY FUCKING BAD I DIDNT MEAN TO CALL U A PUSSY
(9:08:09 PM) Visitor 85640686: OH SHIT IM AMERICAN AF
(9:08:43 PM) Visitor 85640686: IM TRYNA ASSASINATE KIM JONG UN LIKE JAMES FRANCO FUCKED UP IN THE INTERVIEW
(9:09:11 PM) Teoalida: you sound like a kid with big dreams having fun on chat
(9:09:44 PM) Visitor 85640686: U GOTTAPOINT B BUT IM TRYNA FUCK UP KIM JONG UN NGL BRO
(9:10:01 PM) Teoalida: do you have money for travel?
(9:10:07 PM) Visitor 85640686: YEAH IM A RAPPER
(9:10:11 PM) Visitor 85640686: I GOT MAD BREAD
(9:10:41 PM) Teoalida: a tour in North Korea cost few thousand dollars and you’re permanently guided and not allowed to do what you want…. you will only visit several monuments
(9:10:48 PM) Teoalida: doesn’t worth the money in my opinion
(9:11:02 PM) Teoalida: and stop dreaming that you can meet Kim Jong Un
(9:11:09 PM) Visitor 85640686: SHEEE IT DONT MATTER B IMMA BE A ROCKSTAR AFTER I KILL HE ASS
(9:40:06 PM) *** Visitor 85640686 has left ***

Idiot American swearing and accusing me for having relations with North Korea

Writing an article about North Korea does NOT mean that I have any relations with anyone from North Korea… and some day been contacted by a very IDIOT american using harsh language and accusing me for having relations with North Korea, requesting article deletion, threatening me that will send CIA agents to my home in Romania, etc.

Strangely, he accused me for collaborating with Alvin Choo real estate agent from Singapore, accusing him for being involved in North Korean money laundering (most likely another false accusation). Indeed I had a chat with Alvin Choo one year earlier, but no collaboration, and I am questioning how the idiot american was aware of Alvin Choo since our chat was private?

How idiot you need to be to accuse someone for having relations with North Korea just for writing an article? His knowledge and interest for communism makes me suspicious too if he have some relations. Or maybe the idiot was just bored and wanted to have fun?

Location: Windsor, Ontario, Canada

Chat started on Monday, April 17, 2017 8:25:21 AM

(8:25:21 AM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(8:25:23 AM) Teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(8:48:49 AM) Visitor: shut the fuck up
(8:48:53 AM) Visitor: fuckin bitch
(8:48:57 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(8:48:58 AM) Visitor: im an american
(8:49:03 AM) Visitor: fuck you
(8:49:07 AM) Teoalida: if you don’t need anything from me, just ignore the greeting
(8:49:19 AM) Teoalida: it is configured to appear to everyone
(8:49:28 AM) Visitor: how about you suck my dick you fuckin nigger
(8:49:50 AM) Visitor: trump is going to bomb your ass you romanian motherfucker
(8:49:54 AM) Visitor: ill fuck your mother
(8:50:02 AM) Visitor: TRUMP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
(8:50:03 AM) Teoalida: how do you know my place of living?
(8:50:18 AM) Visitor: i am cia you piece of shit
(8:50:34 AM) Visitor: i will send cia agents to your house right now
(8:51:01 AM) Visitor: fuckin stupid romanian
(8:51:07 AM) Visitor: you fuckin poor idiot
(8:51:11 AM) Visitor: communist
(8:51:16 AM) Teoalida: for what reason would you send CIA agents to me?
(8:51:27 AM) Visitor: because you are communist
(8:51:53 AM) Visitor: america will defeat all communists
(8:51:56 AM) Teoalida: just because I am born in a former communist country means that I am communist?
(8:52:07 AM) Visitor: yes you are a communist
(8:52:22 AM) Visitor: TRUMP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
(8:53:08 AM) Visitor: are you working for the north koreans?
(8:53:52 AM) Teoalida: oh lol, did you found my website because you were looking for info about North Korea?
(8:55:06 AM) Visitor: we will destroy north korea very soon
(8:56:17 AM) Teoalida: my article about North Korea gets a lot of kids from America looking for info… stupid kids who ask stupid questions on this chat
(8:56:47 AM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/chat/americans-asking-stupid-questions-about-north-korea/
(8:57:55 AM) Visitor: i am going to send cia agents to your residence to interrogate you regarding your links to north korea and your suspected communist activities
(8:58:11 AM) Visitor: romanian authorities have also been informed
(8:58:33 AM) Visitor: you have the audacity to call americans stupid? we will show you very soon who is the stupid one!
(8:59:32 AM) Teoalida: you’re an idiot, just because I wrote about North Korea does not mean that I am related with this country
(9:00:04 AM) Teoalida: what if I send CIA agents to you? because you were looking for info about North Korea… are you related with this country?
(9:02:02 AM) Visitor: i am an american working for the central intelligence agency in Langley virginia
(9:04:14 AM) Visitor: we know all about you
(9:04:31 AM) Visitor: your parents are hardened communists
(9:05:07 AM) Visitor: and followers of Nicolae Ceausescu
(9:05:19 AM) Visitor: why were your parents now shot during the purges?
(9:05:30 AM) Visitor: do you still harbor communist ideologies?
(9:05:53 AM) Teoalida: your amount of knowledge about our communist government give you suspicion that yourself have links to communism
(9:06:37 AM) Visitor: you communist
(9:06:40 AM) Visitor: i knew it
(9:06:57 AM) Visitor: i will send report to director of cia immediately
(9:07:16 AM) Visitor: authorizing immediate rendition against you
(9:07:21 AM) Visitor: you are forewarned
(9:07:43 AM) Teoalida: there are thousands of blogs about North Korea, mostly by tourists who went there, are you sending ALL THEM to CIA?
(9:08:27 AM) Visitor: the cia monitors everything
(9:08:33 AM) Visitor: especially known communist families
(9:08:39 AM) Visitor: i am in the cia
(9:08:46 AM) Visitor: i run the eastern europe office
(9:08:54 AM) Visitor: we monitor all communist families
(9:09:11 AM) Visitor: and it seems like you want to establish contact with pyongyang
(9:09:19 AM) Visitor: or perhaps you have already established contact
(9:09:27 AM) Visitor: we will find out during our interrogation
(9:09:29 AM) Teoalida: I am not trying to establish contact with anyone in North Korea, idiot
(9:09:57 AM) Visitor: do not call a serving american officer an idiot, it will end badly for you
(9:10:02 AM) Teoalida: I just research this country as I did for all countries in www.teoalida.com/world … primarily interested to HOUSING
(9:11:00 AM) Visitor: this is your cover story
(9:11:18 AM) Visitor: you are in reality a spy working for north korean intelligence
(9:11:44 AM) Teoalida: Your idiocy is unlimited
(9:12:01 AM) Teoalida: Do I sould delete the article about North Korea?
(9:14:54 AM) Visitor: why did you establish contact with the choo family in singapore?
(9:15:11 AM) Teoalida: what choo family?
(9:15:24 AM) Visitor: dont play dumb
(9:15:34 AM) Visitor: they are running a front operation to launder north korean illegal funds
(9:15:56 AM) Visitor: through their real estate firm
(9:16:09 AM) Visitor: breaking both singaporean law and u.s. law
(9:16:11 AM) Teoalida: Stop making stupid accusations, idiot
(9:16:16 AM) Teoalida: how are you BTW?
(9:16:20 AM) Visitor: why were you in contact with these people?
(9:16:21 AM) Teoalida: how old are you BTW?
(9:17:08 AM) Teoalida: I am NOT in contact with anyone related with North Korea, idiot, but I offer a lot of information and consultation about Singapore real estate
(9:17:29 AM) Visitor: are you in contact with mr. ALVIN CHOO
(9:17:52 AM) Visitor: he is running an operation to launder illegal north korean funds
(9:18:27 AM) Visitor: and also converting north korean fake u.s. currency (superdollars) through singaporean banks
(9:18:40 AM) Visitor: are you aware of these operations? are you involved with them?
(9:18:54 AM) Teoalida: I searched through my emails and I don’t see any Alvin Choo
(9:20:06 AM) Visitor: hmm
(9:20:13 AM) Visitor: interesting
(9:20:35 AM) Visitor: youre not off the hook yet
(9:21:01 AM) Visitor: please expect a visit tuesday morning at your residence
(9:21:09 AM) Visitor: in bucharest
(9:21:13 AM) Teoalida: I talked with thousands singaporeans via this chat and emails, but none of them is named Alvin Choo
(9:21:48 AM) Visitor: we will talk with you further regarding this when we visit tuesday morning
(9:22:20 AM) Visitor: for now, i kindly request that you delete any north korea related articles immediately from your website
(9:22:34 AM) Teoalida: I googled Alvin Choo and I see him being from ERA REALITY NETWORK PTE LTD
(9:22:39 AM) Teoalida: Can you give me any proof that Alvin Choo is related with North Korea?
(9:23:04 AM) Visitor: i cannot share that intelligence over chat
(9:23:23 AM) Visitor: we will discuss further when our team and romanian intelligence visit on tuesday morning
(9:23:32 AM) Visitor: ——————————————-
(9:23:34 AM) Visitor: for now, i kindly request that you delete any north korea related articles immediately from your website
(9:23:42 AM) Teoalida: I am questioning how you found this name Alvin Choo
(9:24:17 AM) Teoalida: Do you know how much I laugh reading your stupid jokes and threats?
(9:24:23 AM) Visitor: we will discuss further tuesday morning at your residence
(9:24:33 AM) Teoalida: find my residence if you can
(9:24:43 AM) Teoalida: I live in a small city
(9:25:07 AM) Visitor: we know your address you live in Ploiesti
(9:25:31 AM) Teoalida: tell me also street name, block number and apartment number
(9:25:44 AM) Visitor: we will visit tuesday morning with romanian intelligence, please kindly anticipate our visit
(9:26:44 AM) Visitor: ———————————————–
(9:27:10 AM) Visitor: do not worry we have your exact address on file, you do not need to provide it
(9:27:13 AM) Visitor: ———————————————-
(9:27:28 AM) Visitor: in order to help your case please delete any north korea related articles from your website
(9:27:43 AM) Teoalida: How old are you? your imagination in making stupid jokes is AWESOME
(9:28:17 AM) Visitor: sir if you think this is funny
(9:28:32 AM) Visitor: we will do the interrogation at a black site instead of your home
(9:28:42 AM) Visitor: is that what you want?
(9:29:24 AM) Teoalida: what black site?
(9:30:05 AM) Visitor: black sites are secret cia internment facilities located around the world
(9:30:36 AM) Visitor: including in romania, quite close to Ploiesti actually, it will be convenient haha
(9:30:43 AM) Visitor: ——————————————–
(9:31:08 AM) Visitor: the romanian agents have been bugging us for weeks to tour the site, this will be a great excuse to do that
(9:31:53 AM) Teoalida: you’re just an idiot with no links to CIA
(9:32:14 AM) Teoalida: how do you explain YOUR interest for North Korea? do you have links with people there?
(9:32:27 AM) Visitor: we eat little communists like you for lunch
(9:38:27 AM) Visitor: fucking long haired communist
(9:38:49 AM) Visitor: i fuck your mother you ugly fuck
(9:39:30 AM) Teoalida: Go fuck yourself and stop this
(9:39:51 AM) Visitor: i will send nsa after you
(9:40:14 AM) Visitor: i will drop a moab on your shitty little town
(9:40:24 AM) Visitor: fucking dumbass
(9:41:27 AM) Visitor: you live alone and you have no friends
(9:41:41 AM) Teoalida: I have hundreds of friends
(9:41:57 AM) Visitor: even your communist parents hate you
(9:42:33 AM) Teoalida: perhaps you read my life story page?
(9:43:26 AM) Visitor: no i have all info in your cia file
(9:43:29 AM) Teoalida: my parents indeed have a behavior like communists, but they LOVE me
(9:43:34 AM) Teoalida: show me the file!
(9:43:49 AM) Visitor: your parents hate you
(9:44:11 AM) Visitor: your dad regrets not wearing a condom when he was fucking your ugly mother
(9:44:15 AM) Visitor: —————————————-
(9:44:22 AM) Visitor: you are a disgrace of a son
(9:44:25 AM) Visitor: ———————————-
(9:44:27 AM) Teoalida: why do you say that my parents hate me?
(9:44:28 AM) Visitor: you have no moey
(9:44:31 AM) Visitor: ————————————–
(9:44:46 AM) Visitor: you live in a shitty little town with no money you ugly bastard communist
(9:44:48 AM) Teoalida: I do have money, earned from this website
(9:45:03 AM) Teoalida: I own 2 apartments and one rented it
(9:45:13 AM) Visitor: dont lie you fucking gypsy
(9:52:48 AM) Visitor: fucking gypsy
(9:52:52 AM) Visitor: communist
(9:53:05 AM) Teoalida: your idiocy is unlimited
(9:53:16 AM) Teoalida: gipsy and long haiir
(9:53:19 AM) Teoalida: fucking lies
(9:53:22 AM) Visitor: i will fuck your mother
(9:54:09 AM) Visitor: i will fuck your mother
(9:54:10 AM) Visitor: i will fuck your mother
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(9:54:11 AM) Visitor: i will fuck your mother
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(9:54:15 AM) Visitor: i will fuck your mother
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(9:54:19 AM) Visitor: i will fuck your mother
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(9:54:19 AM) Teoalida: do you want /ban ?
(9:54:19 AM) Visitor: i will fuck your mother
(9:54:23 AM) Visitor: i will fuck your mother
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(9:55:54 AM) Visitor: i am coming to i will fuck your mother
(9:56:14 AM) Visitor: ————————————————
(9:56:44 AM) Visitor: can you make a custom house design for me? 5000 sqft?
(9:57:39 AM) Teoalida: I offer my services only to people who speak nice
(9:58:00 AM) Visitor: okay i will speak nice from now on
(9:59:21 AM) Visitor: can you make a custom house design for me? 5000 sqft?
(10:01:54 AM) Teoalida: you don’t build any house, I am sure about this
(10:02:03 AM) Teoalida: you just like wasting my time with fake projects
(10:02:25 AM) Visitor: we are building a house for osama bin laden at cia headquarters
(10:13:43 AM) *** Visitor has left ***

I want to buy a house in North Korea

Chat started on Friday, March 17, 2017 3:54:19 PM
Country: United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

(3:54:19 PM) *** Visitor 29790715 has joined the chat ***
(3:54:20 PM) Visitor 29790715: I want to buy a house
(3:54:35 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:54:43 PM) Teoalida: Do you think that I am real estate agent?
(3:54:48 PM) Visitor 29790715: yes
(3:54:54 PM) Teoalida: I am not!
(3:55:00 PM) Visitor 29790715: yes you are
(3:55:25 PM) Teoalida: and I can see you being looking in North Korea page… don’t say that you want to buy in this country which have no legal home ownership
(3:55:47 PM) Visitor 29790715: oh sorry\
(3:56:27 PM) *** Visitor 29790715 has left ***

Idiot asking a stupid question then insulting me

Chat started on Thursday, May 18, 2017 9:49:38 PM
Country: United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

(9:49:38 PM) *** Visitor 75102644 has joined the chat ***
(9:49:38 PM) Visitor 75102644: hey
(9:49:41 PM) Visitor 75102644: I need help
(9:49:47 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:49:49 PM) Teoalida: with?
(9:50:03 PM) Visitor 75102644: I am looking for a house in North Korea
(9:50:45 PM) Visitor 75102644: are you real estate agent?
(9:50:59 PM) Teoalida: North Korea don’t even have real estate marke
(9:51:02 PM) Teoalida: t
(9:51:09 PM) Teoalida: government owns all houses
(9:51:13 PM) Visitor 75102644: Bruh your grammar sucks asssss
(9:51:22 PM) Visitor 75102644: I know that durrrrr
(9:51:25 PM) Visitor 75102644: Your dumb
(9:51:28 PM) Visitor 75102644: Peace out
(9:51:58 PM) Teoalida: if you came here to insult me rather than ask nicely for help, i’m gonna END this chat
(9:52:07 PM) Visitor 75102644: NOOOOO
IM SORRY
(9:52:09 PM) Visitor 75102644: I LOVE YOU
(9:52:19 PM) Visitor 75102644: I was joking with you honey
(9:53:01 PM) *** Visitor 75102644 has left ***

Impossible question

Location: Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Thursday, December 21, 2017 7:29:12 PM

(7:29:12 PM) *** Visitor 42718488 has joined the chat ***
(7:29:12 PM) Visitor 42718488: how do i start a catholic church in north korea ?
(7:29:25 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:29:33 PM) Teoalida: do you realize that you ask a stupid question?
(7:29:47 PM) Teoalida: you either confused country, either just want to have fun with me
(7:29:53 PM) Visitor 42718488: how dare you
(7:30:18 PM) Teoalida: if you would have read around, you would realized that religion is NOT ALLOWED in North Korea
(7:30:38 PM) Visitor 42718488: great time to start one
(7:30:51 PM) Teoalida: Government don’t allow you doing that
(7:31:14 PM) Visitor 42718488: just dont tell them
(7:31:43 PM) Teoalida: if you posses religious things you risk going to jail
(7:32:21 PM) Visitor 42718488: i guess you and i will have to be careful
(7:33:20 PM) Visitor 42718488: when can we go ?
(7:34:22 PM) *** Visitor 42718488 has left ***

Impossible dream

Location: Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Tuesday, January 16, 2018 7:10:18 PM

(7:10:18 PM) *** Visitor 26150632 has joined the chat ***
(7:10:18 PM) Visitor 26150632: how do i buy a motorhome in north korea so i can see the whole country ?
(7:10:41 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:10:43 PM) Teoalida: you’re kidding?
(7:11:28 PM) Visitor 26150632: maybe the two of us can check it out
(7:12:38 PM) Visitor 26150632: i plan on taking many photos
(7:12:39 PM) Teoalida: you can only go in North Korea as tourist and be permanently guided
(7:12:54 PM) Teoalida: you CANNOT buy any kind of vehicle
(7:13:21 PM) Teoalida: so this is one of the most stupidest questions heard in 5 years of running chat in this website
(7:13:41 PM) Visitor 26150632: its me again , pal
(7:13:46 PM) Visitor 26150632: lol
(7:13:58 PM) Visitor 26150632: hows it going ?
(7:15:06 PM) Visitor 26150632: we can boy a car there im sure
(7:15:12 PM) Visitor 26150632: buy
(7:16:20 PM) *** Visitor 26150632 has left ***

Idiot thinks that I lived in North Korea

Location: Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Wednesday, January 17, 2018 8:43:58 PM

(8:43:58 PM) *** Visitor 57557737 has joined the chat ***
(8:43:58 PM) Visitor 57557737: how did you escape from north korea ?
(8:44:10 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(8:44:22 PM) Teoalida: what makes to to ask such stupid question?
(8:44:42 PM) Visitor 57557737: you are from north korea
(8:45:29 PM) Teoalida: why you don’t read article first?
(8:45:32 PM) Teoalida: especially the bottom
(8:46:30 PM) Visitor 57557737: it says you were born in a north korea prison camp
(8:47:02 PM) Teoalida: YOU’RE BLIND
(8:47:05 PM) Teoalida: About me
I am from Romania, and interested in North Korea due to similarities with the former communist government of my country. I wrote this page from my personal research in 2012, as an article of 500 words, expanded over time with additional rows, photos and links, as soon I found new interesting things, reaching 3000+ words in 2015.

Since 2015 this North Korea page became most visited page among all pages about Housing around the World, getting traffic especially from American school-age kids, a bunch of idiots, who do not read my website carefully and thinks that I am North Korean. North Koreans do not have internet access. ALL articles about North Korea available on internet are written by foreigners. Some of these kids send me messages asking stupid questions that cannot be answered (example), sometimes inviting friends to message me in same time, disturbing me from doing my daily work.
(8:47:32 PM) Visitor 57557737: thats a mit full
(8:48:57 PM) Visitor 57557737: im sure everybody is legit , and serious
(8:51:03 PM) Visitor 57557737: i would like to visit north korea , i will go with you to see it with your tour group to see the camp you were born in
(8:51:27 PM) Teoalida: I don’t want to visit North Korea
(8:51:41 PM) Teoalida: there’s not much to see there… just some monuments
(8:52:45 PM) Visitor 57557737: we can see hot chicks
(8:53:58 PM) Visitor 57557737: ok , we will set it up
(8:55:15 PM) Visitor 57557737: i think we can cross over on foot on the north, south korea border
(8:55:47 PM) Visitor 57557737: and hop on a north korea greyhound bus
(8:57:57 PM) Visitor 57557737: i will send you contact info
(8:58:48 PM) *** Visitor 57557737 has left ***

Idiot using vulgar language

Location: Santa Rosa, California, United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Friday, January 19, 2018 8:47:00 PM

(8:47:00 PM) *** Visitor 92344157 has joined the chat ***
(8:47:02 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(8:47:59 PM) Visitor 92344157: hi there
(8:48:06 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(8:48:10 PM) Teoalida: What’s up
(8:48:21 PM) Visitor 92344157: how are you
(8:48:38 PM) Teoalida: fine, why?
(8:49:02 PM) Visitor 92344157: I cant ask how you are?
(8:49:29 PM) Teoalida: do you need any serious thing from me or just wasting time on chats?
(8:49:45 PM) Visitor 92344157: Idk
(8:51:12 PM) Visitor 92344157: wow
(8:51:17 PM) Visitor 92344157: i need a help
(8:52:05 PM) Visitor 92344157 has rated the chat Bad
(8:52:14 PM) Visitor 92344157: RUDE
(8:52:42 PM) Teoalida: since you don’t say anythiing serious but just random messages, I’m gonna END this chat
(8:52:56 PM) Visitor 92344157: FUCK OFF
(8:53:02 PM) Visitor 92344157: I NEED HELP
(8:53:32 PM) Teoalida: seriously, what help do you need?
(8:53:49 PM) Visitor 92344157: Is north korea getting bombed by america?
(8:54:31 PM) Teoalida: I don’t think that anyone wants to bomb first, they just threat each other
(8:55:07 PM) Visitor 92344157: you right, you right.
(8:55:36 PM) Visitor 92344157: are you a robot?
(8:56:13 PM) Teoalida: we talk for 10 min and you still have doubts?
(8:56:38 PM) Visitor 92344157: so are you or not?
(8:59:53 PM) *** Visitor 92344157 has left ***

Idiot thinking that I am tour company… with chicks

Chat started on Sunday, February 18, 2018 7:28:39 PM

(7:28:39 PM) *** Visitor 21821504 has joined the chat ***
(7:28:39 PM) Visitor 21821504: how do i get north korean citizenship ?
(7:28:49 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:28:56 PM) Teoalida: I don’t think that is possible
(7:29:09 PM) Teoalida: Why you would want citizenship?
(7:29:29 PM) Visitor 21821504: to honor the great leader
(7:30:41 PM) Visitor 21821504: how do i apply
(7:30:53 PM) Teoalida: how old are you?
(7:31:42 PM) Teoalida: I can tell you that 80-90% of messages received from visitors of North Korea page are just stupid. Kids… you have nothing else to do?
(7:32:32 PM) Visitor 21821504: sounds like you been abused
(7:32:52 PM) Teoalida: yes, I am abused by stupid questions
(7:33:05 PM) Teoalida: few days ago been contacted by someone who said that IS INSIDE North Korea
(7:33:57 PM) Visitor 21821504: have you received proper councelling for the abuse ?
(7:34:03 PM) Teoalida: I though that is joking, but he said that is embassy worker
(7:34:30 PM) Teoalida: I asked him for an email address to keep in touch and ask few questions about North Korea… but he left
(7:34:43 PM) Teoalida: So if you want to get citizenship, go and ask embassy
(7:35:18 PM) Visitor 21821504: i dont know if those guys can send much secretly
(7:35:38 PM) Visitor 21821504: he was bs ing you
(7:37:09 PM) Visitor 21821504: when does your tour company go there next ?
(7:37:23 PM) Teoalida: what makes you that I am tour company?
(7:37:27 PM) Visitor 21821504: where can i meet you
(7:37:50 PM) Teoalida: Idiot, read my website carefully before asking more stupid questions
(7:38:02 PM) Teoalida: read more pages, this website is NOT just about North Korea
(7:38:06 PM) Visitor 21821504: why are you mean to me ?
(7:38:34 PM) Visitor 21821504: please book me on the next tour
(7:39:32 PM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/about/aboutme/
(7:40:42 PM) Visitor 21821504: how do i find your home to have coffee and plan our tour
(7:41:43 PM) Visitor 21821504: will you supply the chicks ?
(7:42:36 PM) Visitor 21821504: please no ladyboys
(7:44:17 PM) Teoalida: Read my website articles and STOP asking stupid questions!!!
(7:44:24 PM) *** Visitor 21821504 has left ***

Pure stupid questions

Chat started on Tuesday, May 01, 2018 11:46:18 PM

(11:46:18 PM) *** Visitor 9758718 has joined the chat ***
(11:46:18 PM) Visitor 9758718: Wassup homedog
(11:46:30 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:46:32 PM) Teoalida: what do you want?
(11:46:52 PM) Visitor 9758718: Is Kim jong un thicc I. Your oppinion
(11:47:12 PM) Teoalida: thicc I = ????
(11:47:25 PM) Visitor 9758718: has a big booty and nice titties
(11:47:37 PM) Visitor 9758718: Cuz I’m tryna ask him out
(11:47:47 PM) Teoalida: stupid questions as usual from North Korea’s page visitors
(11:47:55 PM) Visitor 9758718: I’m not stupudy
(11:47:59 PM) Visitor 9758718: you are
(11:48:17 PM) Visitor 9758718: can you put this on the stupid discussion list
(11:48:22 PM) Visitor 9758718: im tryna be famous
(11:48:39 PM) Teoalida: I don’t publish stupid chats if you do this on purpose
(11:48:43 PM) Visitor 9758718: for my luv tor the sexy Kim Kong un
(11:49:03 PM) Teoalida: and if I publish every stupid chat that does happen I will run out of server disk space in one year
(11:49:16 PM) Visitor 9758718: Get a better computer
(11:50:37 PM) *** Visitor 9758718 has left ***

Stupid questions

Location: Selkirk, Manitoba, Canada
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Thursday, May 10, 2018 10:32:39 PM

(10:32:39 PM) *** Visitor 64920057 has joined the chat ***
(10:32:41 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… may I know what are you looking for? If you need any help, drop here a message!
(10:34:09 PM) Visitor 64920057: hi
(10:34:21 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(10:34:24 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(10:34:43 PM) Visitor 64920057: what is the government like in north korea
(10:34:53 PM) Teoalida: oh no, not you again
(10:35:04 PM) Teoalida: you asked same thing twice so far
(10:35:28 PM) Visitor 64920057: I’m not Donald Trump don’t worry
(10:35:29 PM) Teoalida: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_of_North_Korea
(10:35:54 PM) Visitor 64920057: are you still there
(10:36:17 PM) Visitor 64920057: hello
(10:36:44 PM) Visitor 64920057: if you don’t answer in 5 secondsvyou are a robot
(10:36:45 PM) Teoalida: I am here to work, NOT to answer stupid questions
(10:37:08 PM) Visitor 64920057: ok, are you a robot?
(10:37:29 PM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/about/contact read here and stop asking stupid questions
(10:37:55 PM) Visitor 64920057: how old are
(10:38:16 PM) Visitor 64920057: this is for my homework assignment
(10:39:27 PM) Visitor 64920057: is canada in danger
(11:14:43 PM) *** Visitor 64920057 has left ***

Stupid questions and childish behavior, I banned his IP

Country: United Kingdomo
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Thursday, June 28, 2018 11:30:26 AM

(11:30:26 AM) *** Visitor 19372317 has joined the chat ***
(11:30:26 AM) Visitor 19372317: hello
(11:30:31 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:30:32 AM) Teoalida: hi
(11:30:41 AM) Visitor 19372317: hello
(11:31:37 AM) Visitor 19372317: how many people live in nk
(11:31:46 AM) Visitor 19372317 has rated the chat Good
(11:32:02 AM) Teoalida: read my article, it says “Pyongyang is the home for 2.5 or 3.2 million people, out of 24 million population of North Korea”
(11:32:44 AM) Teoalida: read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korea too… for such basic questions not need to disturb site owners
(11:33:52 AM) Visitor 19372317: ok how may peole live in sk
(11:34:33 AM) Teoalida: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Korea
(11:34:57 AM) Visitor 19372317: thanks very helpful
(11:35:21 AM) Visitor 19372317: wikipedia lies i dont trust it
(11:35:37 AM) Teoalida: then what else do you trust?
(11:35:53 AM) Visitor 19372317: the co op i guess
(11:36:06 AM) Visitor 19372317: nything that cnt get changed
(11:36:46 AM) Teoalida: Wikipedia have million of editors, if someone write a lie, others will notice it and rewind change
(11:37:15 AM) Visitor 19372317: okbut i still do not trust i from england and we gonna win ye cup so suc my juicy baby
(11:37:26 AM) Visitor 19372317: j
(11:37:28 AM) Visitor 19372317: jk
(11:37:30 AM) Visitor 19372317: plz
(11:37:32 AM) Visitor 19372317: do
(11:37:34 AM) Visitor 19372317: not
(11:37:35 AM) Teoalida: typical childish behavior
(11:37:36 AM) Visitor 19372317: not
(11:37:38 AM) Visitor 19372317: good
(11:37:40 AM) Teoalida: do you want yo have your IP banned?
(11:37:41 AM) Visitor 19372317: for
(11:37:45 AM) Visitor 19372317: health
(11:37:54 AM) Visitor 19372317: ia 69 yrs old
(11:38:15 AM) Visitor 19372317: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/69
(11:38:28 AM) Visitor 19372317: very good fn
(11:39:40 AM) *** Visitor 19372317 has left ***

Chat started on Thursday, June 28, 2018 11:33:15 AM

(11:33:15 AM) *** Visitor 1920284 has joined the chat ***
(11:33:15 AM) Visitor 1920284: hello
(11:33:25 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:33:31 AM) Teoalida: why do you open multiple chats?
(11:33:52 AM) Visitor 1920284: what do you mean?
(11:34:18 AM) Teoalida: or maybe you’re a second person from same IP
(11:35:00 AM) Visitor 1920284: what do you mean by ip
(11:37:38 AM) *** Visitor 1920284 has left ***

Chat started on Thursday, June 28, 2018 11:40:12 AM

(11:40:12 AM) *** leo jackson has joined the chat ***
(11:40:12 AM) leo jackson: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(11:40:16 AM) leo jackson: jk bye
(11:40:16 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:40:22 AM) Teoalida: do you want to have your IP banned?
(11:40:37 AM) Teoalida: STOP disturbing me unnecessarily
(11:40:52 AM) *** leo jackson has left ***

Chat started on Thursday, June 28, 2018 11:42:57 AM

(11:42:57 AM) *** Visitor 1530175357 has joined the chat ***
(11:42:57 AM) Visitor 1530175357: you shuld do an article about australia
(11:43:03 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:43:05 AM) Teoalida: do you want to have your IP banned?
STOP disturbing me unnecessarily
(11:43:24 AM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/world/northamerica this apply for Australia too at some extent
(11:44:12 AM) Visitor 1530175357: ok what hapens if u ban e
(11:44:38 AM) Teoalida: I will be able to do my work without being intrerrupted by messages from you
(11:45:03 AM) Visitor 1530175357: ok that make no eense
(11:45:17 AM) Teoalida: YOU are non-sense too
(11:45:19 AM) Visitor 1530175357: ive got to go and remember i will aways love u
(11:45:39 AM) Visitor 1530175357: https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/love
(11:46:00 AM) Teoalida: this chat should be used by people interested in BUYING my works or PAYING a service
(11:46:10 AM) Teoalida: NOT for dumb questions
(11:46:15 AM) Visitor 1530175357: i tought tis was tinder
(11:47:16 AM) Visitor 1530175357: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=tinder&safe=active&ssui=on
(11:47:39 AM) Visitor 1530175357: add me at cum daddy . com plz
(11:47:50 AM) Visitor 1530175357: lots of love leo ackson
(11:48:57 AM) Visitor 1530175357: plz
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(11:49:00 AM) Visitor 1530175357: plz
(11:49:01 AM) Visitor 1530175357: pz
(11:49:03 AM) Visitor 1530175357: plz
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(11:49:08 AM) Teoalida: stop spam
(11:49:08 AM) Visitor 1530175357: plz
(11:49:11 AM) Teoalida: or /ban
(11:49:12 AM) Visitor 1530175357: plz#
(11:49:13 AM) Visitor 1530175357: pz
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(11:49:20 AM) *** Visitor 1530175357 has left ***

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