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North Korea article is the most popular page within Housing around the World section. Every day in average 30 people visit the North Korea page, and over whole year few hundreds contacted me on this subject, sadly majority of them are children using bad language asking non-sense questions.

Here I show few examples of STUPID chats. See also serious chats about North Korea.

DO NOT message me if you are going to behave like the following examples of retarded people!

I answer his question politely and he start swearing

Location: Flourtown, Pennsylvania, United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Thursday, November 30, 2017 8:58:57 PM

(8:58:57 PM) *** Visitor 85640686 has joined the chat ***
(8:58:59 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(9:00:20 PM) Visitor 85640686: How can I travel to North Korea?
(9:00:34 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:00:38 PM) Teoalida: apply for a tour
(9:01:50 PM) *** Visitor 85640686 has left ***

Chat started on Thursday, November 30, 2017 9:05:59 PM

(9:05:59 PM) *** Visitor 85640686 has joined the chat ***
(9:05:59 PM) Visitor 85640686: How I apply for a tur?
(9:06:07 PM) Visitor 85640686: I meant tour
(9:06:21 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:06:29 PM) Teoalida: go to a tourism agency for example https://koryogroup.com/
(9:06:42 PM) Visitor 85640686: Ok thanks by the way u are a fucking pusssy
(9:06:55 PM) Teoalida: why do you use such language?
(9:07:38 PM) Teoalida: may I know why do you want to travel to THIS country?
due to tensions with USA some tourism agencies may choose to not accept US citizens for safety reasons
(9:07:56 PM) Visitor 85640686: OH FUCK MY B FAM I WAS TEXTING MY FRIEND ON MY LAPTOP AND I ACCIDENTALLY SENT THAT TO U. MY FUCKING BAD I DIDNT MEAN TO CALL U A PUSSY
(9:08:09 PM) Visitor 85640686: OH SHIT IM AMERICAN AF
(9:08:43 PM) Visitor 85640686: IM TRYNA ASSASINATE KIM JONG UN LIKE JAMES FRANCO FUCKED UP IN THE INTERVIEW
(9:09:11 PM) Teoalida: you sound like a kid with big dreams having fun on chat
(9:09:44 PM) Visitor 85640686: U GOTTAPOINT B BUT IM TRYNA FUCK UP KIM JONG UN NGL BRO
(9:10:01 PM) Teoalida: do you have money for travel?
(9:10:07 PM) Visitor 85640686: YEAH IM A RAPPER
(9:10:11 PM) Visitor 85640686: I GOT MAD BREAD
(9:10:41 PM) Teoalida: a tour in North Korea cost few thousand dollars and you’re permanently guided and not allowed to do what you want…. you will only visit several monuments
(9:10:48 PM) Teoalida: doesn’t worth the money in my opinion
(9:11:02 PM) Teoalida: and stop dreaming that you can meet Kim Jong Un
(9:11:09 PM) Visitor 85640686: SHEEE IT DONT MATTER B IMMA BE A ROCKSTAR AFTER I KILL HE ASS
(9:40:06 PM) *** Visitor 85640686 has left ***

I want to buy a house in North Korea

Chat started on Friday, March 17, 2017 3:54:19 PM
Country: United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

(3:54:19 PM) *** Visitor 29790715 has joined the chat ***
(3:54:20 PM) Visitor 29790715: I want to buy a house
(3:54:35 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:54:43 PM) Teoalida: Do you think that I am real estate agent?
(3:54:48 PM) Visitor 29790715: yes
(3:54:54 PM) Teoalida: I am not!
(3:55:00 PM) Visitor 29790715: yes you are
(3:55:25 PM) Teoalida: and I can see you being looking in North Korea page… don’t say that you want to buy in this country which have no legal home ownership
(3:55:47 PM) Visitor 29790715: oh sorry\
(3:56:27 PM) *** Visitor 29790715 has left ***

Idiot asking a stupid question then insulting me

Chat started on Thursday, May 18, 2017 9:49:38 PM
Country: United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

(9:49:38 PM) *** Visitor 75102644 has joined the chat ***
(9:49:38 PM) Visitor 75102644: hey
(9:49:41 PM) Visitor 75102644: I need help
(9:49:47 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:49:49 PM) Teoalida: with?
(9:50:03 PM) Visitor 75102644: I am looking for a house in North Korea
(9:50:45 PM) Visitor 75102644: are you real estate agent?
(9:50:59 PM) Teoalida: North Korea don’t even have real estate marke
(9:51:02 PM) Teoalida: t
(9:51:09 PM) Teoalida: government owns all houses
(9:51:13 PM) Visitor 75102644: Bruh your grammar sucks asssss
(9:51:22 PM) Visitor 75102644: I know that durrrrr
(9:51:25 PM) Visitor 75102644: Your dumb
(9:51:28 PM) Visitor 75102644: Peace out
(9:51:58 PM) Teoalida: if you came here to insult me rather than ask nicely for help, i’m gonna END this chat
(9:52:07 PM) Visitor 75102644: NOOOOO
IM SORRY
(9:52:09 PM) Visitor 75102644: I LOVE YOU
(9:52:19 PM) Visitor 75102644: I was joking with you honey
(9:53:01 PM) *** Visitor 75102644 has left ***

Impossible question

Location: Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Thursday, December 21, 2017 7:29:12 PM

(7:29:12 PM) *** Visitor 42718488 has joined the chat ***
(7:29:12 PM) Visitor 42718488: how do i start a catholic church in north korea ?
(7:29:25 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:29:33 PM) Teoalida: do you realize that you ask a stupid question?
(7:29:47 PM) Teoalida: you either confused country, either just want to have fun with me
(7:29:53 PM) Visitor 42718488: how dare you
(7:30:18 PM) Teoalida: if you would have read around, you would realized that religion is NOT ALLOWED in North Korea
(7:30:38 PM) Visitor 42718488: great time to start one
(7:30:51 PM) Teoalida: Government don’t allow you doing that
(7:31:14 PM) Visitor 42718488: just dont tell them
(7:31:43 PM) Teoalida: if you posses religious things you risk going to jail
(7:32:21 PM) Visitor 42718488: i guess you and i will have to be careful
(7:33:20 PM) Visitor 42718488: when can we go ?
(7:34:22 PM) *** Visitor 42718488 has left ***

Impossible dream

Location: Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Tuesday, January 16, 2018 7:10:18 PM

(7:10:18 PM) *** Visitor 26150632 has joined the chat ***
(7:10:18 PM) Visitor 26150632: how do i buy a motorhome in north korea so i can see the whole country ?
(7:10:41 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:10:43 PM) Teoalida: you’re kidding?
(7:11:28 PM) Visitor 26150632: maybe the two of us can check it out
(7:12:38 PM) Visitor 26150632: i plan on taking many photos
(7:12:39 PM) Teoalida: you can only go in North Korea as tourist and be permanently guided
(7:12:54 PM) Teoalida: you CANNOT buy any kind of vehicle
(7:13:21 PM) Teoalida: so this is one of the most stupidest questions heard in 5 years of running chat in this website
(7:13:41 PM) Visitor 26150632: its me again , pal
(7:13:46 PM) Visitor 26150632: lol
(7:13:58 PM) Visitor 26150632: hows it going ?
(7:15:06 PM) Visitor 26150632: we can boy a car there im sure
(7:15:12 PM) Visitor 26150632: buy
(7:16:20 PM) *** Visitor 26150632 has left ***

Idiot thinks that I lived in North Korea

Location: Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Wednesday, January 17, 2018 8:43:58 PM

(8:43:58 PM) *** Visitor 57557737 has joined the chat ***
(8:43:58 PM) Visitor 57557737: how did you escape from north korea ?
(8:44:10 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(8:44:22 PM) Teoalida: what makes to to ask such stupid question?
(8:44:42 PM) Visitor 57557737: you are from north korea
(8:45:29 PM) Teoalida: why you don’t read article first?
(8:45:32 PM) Teoalida: especially the bottom
(8:46:30 PM) Visitor 57557737: it says you were born in a north korea prison camp
(8:47:02 PM) Teoalida: YOU’RE BLIND
(8:47:05 PM) Teoalida: About me
I am from Romania, and interested in North Korea due to similarities with the former communist government of my country. I wrote this page from my personal research in 2012, as an article of 500 words, expanded over time with additional rows, photos and links, as soon I found new interesting things, reaching 3000+ words in 2015.

Since 2015 this North Korea page became most visited page among all pages about Housing around the World, getting traffic especially from American school-age kids, a bunch of idiots, who do not read my website carefully and thinks that I am North Korean. North Koreans do not have internet access. ALL articles about North Korea available on internet are written by foreigners. Some of these kids send me messages asking stupid questions that cannot be answered (example), sometimes inviting friends to message me in same time, disturbing me from doing my daily work.
(8:47:32 PM) Visitor 57557737: thats a mit full
(8:48:57 PM) Visitor 57557737: im sure everybody is legit , and serious
(8:51:03 PM) Visitor 57557737: i would like to visit north korea , i will go with you to see it with your tour group to see the camp you were born in
(8:51:27 PM) Teoalida: I don’t want to visit North Korea
(8:51:41 PM) Teoalida: there’s not much to see there… just some monuments
(8:52:45 PM) Visitor 57557737: we can see hot chicks
(8:53:58 PM) Visitor 57557737: ok , we will set it up
(8:55:15 PM) Visitor 57557737: i think we can cross over on foot on the north, south korea border
(8:55:47 PM) Visitor 57557737: and hop on a north korea greyhound bus
(8:57:57 PM) Visitor 57557737: i will send you contact info
(8:58:48 PM) *** Visitor 57557737 has left ***

Idiot using vulgar language

Location: Santa Rosa, California, United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

Chat started on Friday, January 19, 2018 8:47:00 PM

(8:47:00 PM) *** Visitor 92344157 has joined the chat ***
(8:47:02 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(8:47:59 PM) Visitor 92344157: hi there
(8:48:06 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(8:48:10 PM) Teoalida: What’s up
(8:48:21 PM) Visitor 92344157: how are you
(8:48:38 PM) Teoalida: fine, why?
(8:49:02 PM) Visitor 92344157: I cant ask how you are?
(8:49:29 PM) Teoalida: do you need any serious thing from me or just wasting time on chats?
(8:49:45 PM) Visitor 92344157: Idk
(8:51:12 PM) Visitor 92344157: wow
(8:51:17 PM) Visitor 92344157: i need a help
(8:52:05 PM) Visitor 92344157 has rated the chat Bad
(8:52:14 PM) Visitor 92344157: RUDE
(8:52:42 PM) Teoalida: since you don’t say anythiing serious but just random messages, I’m gonna END this chat
(8:52:56 PM) Visitor 92344157: FUCK OFF
(8:53:02 PM) Visitor 92344157: I NEED HELP
(8:53:32 PM) Teoalida: seriously, what help do you need?
(8:53:49 PM) Visitor 92344157: Is north korea getting bombed by america?
(8:54:31 PM) Teoalida: I don’t think that anyone wants to bomb first, they just threat each other
(8:55:07 PM) Visitor 92344157: you right, you right.
(8:55:36 PM) Visitor 92344157: are you a robot?
(8:56:13 PM) Teoalida: we talk for 10 min and you still have doubts?
(8:56:38 PM) Visitor 92344157: so are you or not?
(8:59:53 PM) *** Visitor 92344157 has left ***

 

Idiot thinking that I am tour company… with chicks

Chat started on Sunday, February 18, 2018 7:28:39 PM

(7:28:39 PM) *** Visitor 21821504 has joined the chat ***
(7:28:39 PM) Visitor 21821504: how do i get north korean citizenship ?
(7:28:49 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:28:56 PM) Teoalida: I don’t think that is possible
(7:29:09 PM) Teoalida: Why you would want citizenship?
(7:29:29 PM) Visitor 21821504: to honor the great leader
(7:30:41 PM) Visitor 21821504: how do i apply
(7:30:53 PM) Teoalida: how old are you?
(7:31:42 PM) Teoalida: I can tell you that 80-90% of messages received from visitors of North Korea page are just stupid. Kids… you have nothing else to do?
(7:32:32 PM) Visitor 21821504: sounds like you been abused
(7:32:52 PM) Teoalida: yes, I am abused by stupid questions
(7:33:05 PM) Teoalida: few days ago been contacted by someone who said that IS INSIDE North Korea
(7:33:57 PM) Visitor 21821504: have you received proper councelling for the abuse ?
(7:34:03 PM) Teoalida: I though that is joking, but he said that is embassy worker
(7:34:30 PM) Teoalida: I asked him for an email address to keep in touch and ask few questions about North Korea… but he left
(7:34:43 PM) Teoalida: So if you want to get citizenship, go and ask embassy
(7:35:18 PM) Visitor 21821504: i dont know if those guys can send much secretly
(7:35:38 PM) Visitor 21821504: he was bs ing you
(7:37:09 PM) Visitor 21821504: when does your tour company go there next ?
(7:37:23 PM) Teoalida: what makes you that I am tour company?
(7:37:27 PM) Visitor 21821504: where can i meet you
(7:37:50 PM) Teoalida: Idiot, read my website carefully before asking more stupid questions
(7:38:02 PM) Teoalida: read more pages, this website is NOT just about North Korea
(7:38:06 PM) Visitor 21821504: why are you mean to me ?
(7:38:34 PM) Visitor 21821504: please book me on the next tour
(7:39:32 PM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/about/aboutme/
(7:40:42 PM) Visitor 21821504: how do i find your home to have coffee and plan our tour
(7:41:43 PM) Visitor 21821504: will you supply the chicks ?
(7:42:36 PM) Visitor 21821504: please no ladyboys
(7:44:17 PM) Teoalida: Read my website articles and STOP asking stupid questions!!!
(7:44:24 PM) *** Visitor 21821504 has left ***