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2019-07-16 weird question about ECU remap

https://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/chip-tuning-ecu-remap-database/

Chat started on Tuesday, July 16, 2019 11:05:33 AM

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(11:05:34 AM) Visitor 20136242: teodolita ?
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(11:06:06 AM) Teoalida: mispelled name?
(11:06:38 AM) Visitor 20136242: sorry
(11:06:46 AM) Visitor 20136242: on the xls you forward me
(11:06:48 AM) Visitor 20136242: Check line 2 exl column B
(11:07:01 AM) Teoalida: AgroEcoPower?
(11:07:06 AM) Visitor 20136242: yes
(11:07:21 AM) Visitor 20136242: on column B you have TIER 3
(11:07:50 AM) Teoalida: what does this mean?
(11:07:51 AM) Visitor 20136242: for example
(11:07:53 AM) Visitor 20136242: John Deere | 6225 | 4.5 V4 | | Tier 3
(11:08:04 AM) Visitor 20136242: diesel engine
(11:08:56 AM) Visitor 20136242: TIER 3 or 4 …
(11:13:05 AM) Teoalida: I don’t understand
(11:14:33 AM) Visitor 20136242: before to purchase need to check if, for example http://www.agroecopower.com/john-deere/tractors/6d/4-5l-v4-11
http://www.agroecopower.com/john-deere/tractors/6d/4-5l-v4-3593
are usefull
(11:14:52 AM) Visitor 20136242: if you can forward me one of this engine map
(11:16:09 AM) Teoalida: what engine map, where it is?
(11:19:26 AM) Visitor 20136242: what’s details of the link I forward you ?
(11:20:04 AM) Teoalida: PERFORMANCE OPTIMALIZATION RESULTS
Original After the modification Difference
Engine power (Specific) 79 HP 100 HP + 21 HP
Torque 195 lb/ft 244 lb/ft + 49 lb/ft
PTO (Specific) 67 HP 83 HP + 16 HP
(11:20:19 AM) Visitor 20136242: if only this is not usefull for our technical dpt
(11:21:47 AM) Teoalida: so what else do you need?
(11:22:07 AM) Visitor 20136242: which model on ECU remap you have ?
(11:22:19 AM) Visitor 20136242: do you have John Deere ?
(11:22:58 AM) Teoalida: https://www.agroecopower.com/chip/ look at all brands available
(11:26:25 AM) Visitor 20136242: for example John Deere 6D model
(11:26:28 AM) Visitor 20136242: 6140D – 4.5l V4 | 2008 – 2012 | Tier 3
6105D – 4.5l V4 | 2012 – 2015 | Tier 4i
(11:26:35 AM) Visitor 20136242: on of this
(11:26:39 AM) Visitor 20136242: one
(11:49:04 AM) Visitor 20136242: one of this to check if information are worth for us
(11:49:33 AM) Teoalida: I still don’t undersstand
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Chat started on Tuesday, July 16, 2019 12:21:36 PM

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(12:21:36 PM) Visitor 20136242: do you have ECU MAP for 6105D – 4.5l V4 | 2012 – 2015 | Tier 4i ?
(12:21:44 PM) Visitor 20136242: in excell format ?
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(12:22:32 PM) Visitor 20136242: yes if it’s possible
(12:22:37 PM) Teoalida: if it is on website, it will be in my Excel too
(12:22:49 PM) Visitor 20136242: yes, it’s on website
(12:38:57 PM) Visitor 20136242: 6105D – 4.5l V4 | 2012 – 2015 | Tier 4i
(12:39:11 PM) Visitor 20136242: or
(12:39:13 PM) Visitor 20136242: 6140D – 4.5l V4 | 2008 – 2012 | Tier 3
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(1:21:53 PM) Visitor 20136242: is it possible to have one of this ecu map ?
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(1:22:28 PM) Teoalida: my computer crashed again
(1:22:51 PM) Teoalida: all models from website will be in my Excel file
(1:26:19 PM) Visitor 20136242: if you forward me one of these I check data if useful
(1:26:41 PM) Teoalida: or, do you have TeamViewer so you can check whole database at my computer?
(1:27:36 PM) Visitor 20136242: I already see your database. I need to see if ecu map data are interesting for us
(1:27:53 PM) Visitor 20136242: one of these can be helpful for us
(1:27:55 PM) Visitor 20136242: 6105D – 4.5l V4 | 2012 – 2015 | Tier 4i
or
6140D – 4.5l V4 | 2008 – 2012 | Tier 3
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Chat started on Tuesday, July 16, 2019 1:30:38 PM

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(1:30:38 PM) Visitor 20136242: pls let me know
(1:32:40 PM) Auto-respond @ 2 min: The operator is busy or out of office for a moment. Please try again later or leave your email address and I will contact you when I return in office
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(1:41:50 PM) Teoalida: what else to tell you?
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Chat started on Tuesday, July 16, 2019 2:33:55 PM

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(2:33:57 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hello visitor from Italy, are you looking for a specific database? Let me know if I can help you!
(2:34:06 PM) Visitor 20136242: my question is to know if you can forward one ecu map (John Deere) to check if data are interesting for our internal purpose
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(2:34:27 PM) Teoalida: what to forward, give me example, screenshot, etc
(2:34:54 PM) Visitor 20136242: ECU Map of John Deere (diesel engine )
(2:35:52 PM) Visitor 20136242: TIER 3 or TIER 4 ( these details are in your database )
(2:55:16 PM) Visitor 20136242: .
(2:56:36 PM) Teoalida: give me example screenshot that indicate what data do you want
(2:57:23 PM) Visitor 20136242: i dont have that the reason because I’m asking you because i’n 100% sure that on ECU Map you have
(2:58:06 PM) Visitor 20136242: i need just an example john deere ecu map to see if inside there are data interesting for us
(2:59:34 PM) Visitor 20136242: if you cannot forward me it dont worry
(2:59:44 PM) Visitor 20136242: just let me know
(3:14:48 PM) Visitor 20136242: .
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Chat started on Tuesday, July 16, 2019 4:00:55 PM

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(4:00:55 PM) Visitor 20136242: if you have one forward me it to [email protected]
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(4:01:12 PM) Teoalida: I still don’t understand what to forward you
(4:01:31 PM) Visitor 20136242: JOHN DEERE ECU MAP
(4:01:49 PM) Teoalida: I already gave you Excel sample from 2018
(4:02:33 PM) Visitor 20136242: ask to technician to show you an Ecu Map so you know what I need
(4:02:46 PM) Teoalida: show me
(4:03:00 PM) Visitor 20136242: I dont have that is the reason becuase I’m asking you
(4:03:08 PM) Visitor 20136242: I’m asking you because you have
(4:04:09 PM) Teoalida: i already emailed you what I have… sample
(4:04:23 PM) Teoalida: if you want to see whole Excel file before paying, I can show you via TeamViewer
(4:04:51 PM) Visitor 20136242: Visitor uploaded: example.png
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(4:05:16 PM) Visitor 20136242: REMEMBER It’s just an example about engine map (Ecu map)
(4:05:17 PM) Teoalida: hmm, what is this
(4:05:26 PM) Teoalida: power at each engine RPM?
(4:05:39 PM) Visitor 20136242: is just one data about ECU MAP
(4:06:00 PM) Teoalida: is this an Excel file created by putting car on dyno?
(4:06:11 PM) Visitor 20136242: on ecu map you have much more data refering about injection, RPM, injection delay, gear…
(4:08:54 PM) Visitor 20136242: if you speak to technician I’m sure he show you
(4:09:06 PM) Visitor 20136242: so, you know what is it
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Chat started on Tuesday, July 16, 2019 4:45:02 PM

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(4:45:02 PM) Visitor 20136242: .
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(4:45:35 PM) Teoalida: what is the example.png ?
(4:45:59 PM) Teoalida: looks like an Excel file created by putting car on dyno?
(4:46:12 PM) Teoalida: I don’t have such things if this is what you hope to get from me
(4:47:25 PM) Visitor 20136242: ask to your technician if he has format that i can easily open
(4:47:41 PM) Teoalida: which technician?
(4:47:59 PM) Visitor 20136242: the man or woman who make ECU MAP
(4:48:45 PM) Teoalida: I don’t know any such people, but I can ask my previous customers who bought Chiptuning database from me to see if they understand your messages better than me
(4:49:27 PM) Visitor 20136242: if you change ecu map if already have this data
(4:49:52 PM) Visitor 20136242: you already have this data
(4:50:17 PM) Teoalida: I don’t change ECU map, I do scraping from various websites and sell Excel databases
(4:50:31 PM) Visitor 20136242: on your web site you have ECU MAP Service …what you do ? just show what
(4:51:10 PM) Teoalida: You are already in right page, https://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/about/ explain whole story, including videos how I gather data
(4:51:29 PM) Visitor 20136242: I read Ecu map
(4:51:47 PM) Visitor 20136242: I cans select and after what you do
(4:52:13 PM) Teoalida: I think that you are making a confusion what is my business about
(4:52:41 PM) Visitor 20136242: I read in your web site Ecu map and you give the possibility to select vehicles and model…to do what
(4:53:04 PM) Teoalida: this? https://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/chip-tuning-ecu-remap-database/
(4:53:13 PM) Teoalida: or on which website did you read? again you make a confusion
(4:53:53 PM) Visitor 20136242: I dont make confusion
(4:54:01 PM) Visitor 20136242: What I get if I spend 120$ ?
(4:54:26 PM) Teoalida: see free samples at top of page with BMW
(4:56:20 PM) Visitor 20136242: if you call ECU MAP these kind of file …i’m sorry but this file is not related to ecu map
(4:56:35 PM) Visitor 20136242: is not a chip tuning file
(4:57:16 PM) Teoalida: do you have a suggestion for better page title?
(5:18:56 PM) Visitor 20136242: the page you have it’s statistical page but not ecu map or chip tuning
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someone else cleared confusion

Chat started on Wednesday, October 02, 2019 9:44:31 PM

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(9:44:33 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hello visitor from Netherlands, are you looking for a specific database? Let me know if I can help you!
(9:56:49 PM) Visitor 50271032: hello
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(9:56:55 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(9:57:21 PM) Visitor 50271032: i dont really understand the chip tuning database
(9:59:05 PM) Visitor 50271032: does it contian what maps is available or the actual files to do the map urself
(10:00:15 PM) Teoalida: as you can read on page, I did scraping of data available on celtictuning.co.uk and dyno-chiptuningfiles.com
(10:02:34 PM) Teoalida: it is useful if you want to build your own website and show how much power increase you can offer
(10:05:47 PM) Visitor 50271032: ye i can understand that, so its just a list off all maps everyone can do?, my goal here is to find specific files to map my own car
(10:05:57 PM) Visitor 50271032: do u understand what i mean now?
(10:06:11 PM) Teoalida: can’t offer you files, ask a tuning company instead
(10:06:45 PM) Teoalida: I also don’t know how tuning is done, anyone can tune own car with files downloaded online? no professional tools needed?
(10:08:27 PM) Visitor 50271032: well yes u need computer and programs to flash the ecu in ur car and put in the new files
(10:08:58 PM) Teoalida: isn’t dangerous if you get wrong files?
(10:09:28 PM) Teoalida: when I made driving school our professor said that is NOT allowed to make modifications of car that does not correspond with car technical sheet
(10:09:49 PM) Teoalida: I wanted to interrupt him and ask what about tuning companies
(10:11:34 PM) Teoalida: I also saw on YouTube a video filmed in a tuned car which burned, probably because it was made to make too much power for engine
(10:12:23 PM) Visitor 50271032: why would it not be allowed? the car compaines uppdate the new cars all the time, what if i optimize my old car for the specific gas we use in my country so i can drive longer? .D
(10:13:10 PM) Visitor 50271032: im not after horse power and and speed and to blow my engine up just want to optimize it
(10:13:44 PM) Teoalida: like overclocking a computer CPU, it risk burn unless you add also better cooling
(10:14:05 PM) Visitor 50271032: something like that
(10:14:17 PM) Teoalida: anyway, are such ECU files available anywhere for free/paid download?/
(10:14:30 PM) Visitor 50271032: paid sure
(10:14:35 PM) Visitor 50271032: i like free stuff
(10:14:57 PM) Visitor 50271032: the files must be floating around here on the net somewhere? 😀
(10:15:22 PM) Teoalida: give me link if you find any
(10:15:53 PM) Teoalida: this will help me fully clearing confusion, i cleared HALF
(10:16:01 PM) Teoalida: this happened before clearing confusion https://www.teoalida.com/chat/2019-07-16/
(10:18:54 PM) Visitor 50271032: haha seems more ppl are like me 🙂
(10:19:18 PM) Teoalida: you’re 3rd one confirmed that need files that I don’t offer
(10:20:36 PM) Visitor 50271032: cuz its weird u sell a list or data for what maps are available
(10:20:47 PM) Visitor 50271032: why would i need that? haha
(10:20:58 PM) Teoalida: before 16 july one, there was 1 more that I wasn’t aware what he want until 2nd one contacted me on same subject in august
(10:21:04 PM) Teoalida: Chat started on Thursday, May 23, 2019 10:19:55 PM

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(10:19:55 PM) Visitor 46904838: hi im look at the ecu remap database- are these all files you are selling?
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(10:20:07 PM) Teoalida: no, I sell over 80 databases
(10:21:13 PM) Visitor 46904838: so this is an list of cars that the tuning company can remap? 🙂
(10:21:20 PM) Teoalida: yes
(10:21:26 PM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/databases
(10:21:29 PM) Visitor 46904838: oke thank you!
(10:21:50 PM) Teoalida: I think that are all cars sold in Europe regardless if that company can remap or not
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(10:21:50 PM) Teoalida: maybe my answer “no, I sell over 80 databases” was wrong? he didn’t clicked the link
(10:22:43 PM) Visitor 50271032: i did i was still thinking or this a database or a list of all the maps u have that i can download? ahah
(10:23:05 PM) Visitor 50271032: do u understand the confusion?
(10:23:40 PM) Visitor 50271032: https://www.ebay.com/itm/ECU-Chip-Tuning-Files-100-000-Remap-Database-software-DOWNLOAD-VERSION-/322042416411
(10:23:48 PM) Visitor 50271032: something like this is what im after
(10:24:35 PM) Teoalida: LOL
(10:24:44 PM) Teoalida: buy it if is that cheap
(10:24:57 PM) Teoalida: or I buy myself and post on website for sale for $500
(10:25:02 PM) Teoalida: since I have people looking for that
(10:25:33 PM) Visitor 50271032: HAHA aha u are that kind of a person :O
(10:25:56 PM) Teoalida: I did bought from eBay two Windows 10 + one Microsoft Office licenses
(10:26:02 PM) Teoalida: all 2-5$
(10:26:33 PM) Visitor 50271032: why? must be free to find somewhere? 🙂
(10:26:53 PM) Teoalida: probably are pirated websites offering them for free
(10:27:01 PM) Teoalida: but once used, a license cannot be used by anyone else
(10:27:09 PM) Teoalida: those sold in eBay for $2-5 are unique
(10:27:18 PM) Teoalida: there is a youtube video about how are obtained and sold
(10:27:24 PM) Visitor 50271032: there are ways around that kind of stuff 🙂
(10:27:30 PM) Teoalida: normally Windows license cost $150
(10:27:41 PM) Teoalida: are you fan of pirated software?
(10:28:19 PM) Visitor 50271032: nah not really but a maps tunning to a car cost like 700
(10:28:44 PM) Visitor 50271032: is it allowed to have these database u have?
(10:28:48 PM) Teoalida: $700 for tuning 1 car? where do you see this price since eBay is GBP 3.97 for 100,000 files
(10:30:27 PM) Teoalida: BTW, Windows 10 is offered for free download by Microsoft but it have a watermark “activate Windows” which can be a trouble if you use it for filming screen. There are free cracks to remove activation watermark, but what if crack come with a backdoor? unless you use computer just to listen music and watch porn, you shouldn’t risk and use a crack instead of buying license legally, especially when there are Wiindows licenses for $5 only
(10:35:19 PM) Visitor 50271032: ye thats true, well my quest awaits
(10:35:28 PM) Visitor 50271032: think i found something
(10:35:45 PM) Visitor 50271032: so im off take care
(10:36:20 PM) Teoalida: ocassionally people ask me if can offer discount or my databases for free and give me their own database
(10:36:53 PM) Teoalida: trading is good, but had case with a indian who said that can give me 100 databases in exchange of few things made by me
(10:37:08 PM) Teoalida: I opened few of them and realized that are actually free data downloaded… not made by him as claimed
(10:39:24 PM) Visitor 50271032: aha i see, well dident u get your databases for free also? 🙂
(10:39:54 PM) Teoalida: all what is on sale on my website is made by me
(10:40:27 PM) Teoalida: with 2 exceptions
(10:42:07 PM) Visitor 50271032: really? u typed all these?
(10:42:44 PM) Teoalida: earlier databases were made typing manually, but since 2015 I use scripts that automatize process less or more
(10:42:54 PM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/about
(10:44:06 PM) Visitor 50271032: aha i see, why would people need these tho? i mean ye u get all the facts in one site but still 🙂
(10:44:45 PM) Teoalida: answer is in About page
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Chat started on Wednesday, October 02, 2019 10:49:00 PM

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(10:49:00 PM) Visitor 50271032: what do u recommend? i need to learn how to use some kind of CAD program
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(10:49:29 PM) Teoalida: if you want to learn, search for tutorials on YouTube
(10:49:32 PM) Visitor 50271032: oh sorry the chad dc/ed
(10:49:41 PM) Visitor 50271032: chat*
(10:49:42 PM) Teoalida: I am not here to teach others
(10:50:01 PM) Teoalida: at the time I learned AutoCAD, YouTube wasn’t even launched
(10:50:13 PM) Teoalida: https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/learning-autocad/
(10:50:53 PM) Visitor 50271032: ye u prolly right youtube is my best bet, well gl with the tuning datebase 🙂
(10:51:09 PM) Visitor 50271032: and hope u dont run in to more stupid ppl like me
(10:51:12 PM) Visitor 50271032: take care
(10:51:56 PM) Teoalida: unfortunately I am getting daily disturbed by https://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/kids/
(10:53:21 PM) Visitor 50271032: haha i see i wont take up more of your time then
(10:53:52 PM) Teoalida: Agent uploaded: 1570046029825.png
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(10:53:52 PM) Teoalida: today one
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