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Sometimes I get funny messages from website visitors!

Chatting with website visitors

Since this is a personal-portfolio website, I always wanted to interact with visitors, to exchange knowledge, make new friends with similar interests and get feedback about my works and products. I put comment widgets at bottom of each page and a forum, but took months to get several comments and still did not understand what kind of people …

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Ask help and run away!

Disclaimer: I publish ONLY few of the chats leading to nothing, and worth for laugh. Serious chats with people turning into customers will be kept confidential. Funniest parts in RED! Disclaimer added after someone accused me “when you publish any chat, people know you might publish their chat. Might make them uncomfortable contacting you” Some …

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Soome people hate chat pop-up

I use a chat widget on my website since January 2012. In average 8-10 people message me every day, 3000 per year, I helped lots of people thanks to this chat widget, and in a day of 2014 someone thinks that the chat widget invade his privacy… probably he will never visit my website again! …

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How people reach when they see a website chat for first time

See below how people react when they see my live chat box, if they don’t know that there is a HUMAN at other end of chat. See how chatting with website visitors works. The only robot/automatic message is the initial greeting that I configured to appear after 1-5 min delay depending by page. There is no automatic …

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IDIOT comments about SERS

A random IDIOT pretending to be HDB insider, posted a comment about future SERS sites, if his first comment was somewhat nice, he posted more comments using with multiple names from same IP as well as multiple IPs, praising himself and insulting me but also other visitors of my website, a very idiotic behavior, losing his trust. He …

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What service are you interested in?

In November 2017 I had a large number of visitors on Life Story page. This do not happen naturally. Most likely someone has presented my website to his friends, having mysterious interest in my personal life for unknown scope. The Life Story page written for purpose of showing good impression about my ability to self-taught and …

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ANGRY Singaporean

What is wrong with this guy???? Wednesday, 9 Oct, 2013 Country: Singapore Page URL: https://teoalida.com/about/aboutme/ [14:58] Visitor: omg.. your housing design.. [14:59] Visitor: it brings shame to all architects [14:59] Teoalida has joined the conversation [14:59] Teoalida: more exactly? [14:59] Teoalida: I am too good and make others feel in shame? or contrary [14:59] Teoalida: …

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Idiot Singaporean

I wonder what is his age and IQ… given by the stupid remarks he make. He wasted my time asking a question that nobody can answer, said that I have a bad job and “no friends” just because I run this website alone, then called my programmer friend “terrorist” just because he lives in Pakistan. …

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Indian put me in confusion!

The person came in https://www.teoalida.com/database/phones/ and saying “do you have updated india mobile database” sounded like an existing customer requiring an update for his purchase, indeed few days earlier someone who has purchased India Mobile Phone Database asked me to update it, which did not done due to numerous projects on waiting list… I though …

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Someone afraid of disturbing me

A visitor is afraid to… I don’t even know how to explain! Try finding yourself an explanation! Sunday, 16 Sep, 2012 Page URL: http://teoalida.webs.com/hdbbtodbsslist.htm [16:30] Teoalida: Hello from website admin. If you need anything more or just wanna chat, ask me here! [16:31] Visitor: are u from hdb? [16:32] Teoalida has joined the conversation [16:32] …

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