The FUNNIEST questions from people

Funny questions received via chat widget

This page shows the funniest and weirdest messages sent by website visitors. They are usually messages and questions that you should NOT ask to a customer support service.

Also please DO NOT contact me and talk funny, intending “to contribute” to website. The purpose of website NOT to make funny chats, but to show my works, primarily in architecture & real estate fields, and this page show funny chats that happened accidentally during running this website.


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Looking at my architecture works, but need… a GIRL from Philippines?

Wednesday, 29 Jan, 2014
Country: Saudi Arabia
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/
[15:22] (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message!
[15:23] Visitor: yes i need a girl from philippines
[15:23] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[15:23] Teoalida: You need a girl? LOL
[15:23] Visitor: female or woman lol
[15:24] Teoalida: Find a dating website…. here I offer house design services
[15:24] Visitor: Sorry.
[15:25] Teoalida: What was your google search?
[15:26] Visitor: yes i use google to search
[15:26] Teoalida: I mean what were your search words?
[15:27] Visitor: never mind – thank anyway
[15:28] Teoalida: Because it’s UNLIKELY that my website will appear if you are searching for girls…. I have lots of filipino visitors of which 40% contact me from Middle East looking for house plans to build when they return home. I though that you’re one of them
[15:28] Visitor has left the conversation

A very stupid question from an American idiot (or 3 simultaneous idiots)

How to NOT ask a question

Who is Alice?

Monday, 11 Feb, 2013
Country: Singapore, City: Singapore
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/
Google search: www.teoalida.com
[1:59] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! Can I help you with anything? drop here a message!
[2:01] Visitor: Who am i?
[2:01] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[2:01] Teoalida: lol?
[2:02] Visitor: Are you Alice?
[2:02] Teoalida: Who is alice?
[2:02] Teoalida: “Hello from website admin!” is not clear enough?
[2:06] Teoalida: I see you searching site URL so I guess you visited me before… what are you looking for?
[2:06] Visitor has left the conversation

Asking for photos

Monday, 25 Feb, 2013
Country: Romania
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/category/about/
[24:49] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! Can I help you with anything? drop here a message!
[24:49] Visitor: some photos of you
[24:49] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[24:49] Teoalida: No photos here
[24:49] Visitor: where i can view
[24:50] Visitor: photos of you ?
[24:50] Teoalida: I don’t think that the photos of me are the most important thing
[24:51] Visitor: dickhead , bye
[24:51] Teoalida: Who the hell are you?
[24:51] Visitor has left the conversation

Buy chicken

Thursday, 14 Mar, 2013
Country: Canada
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/
[16:22] Visitor: Hello?
[16:22] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[16:22] Teoalida: hi
[16:22] Visitor is now known as Jefferson
[16:23] Jefferson: Do you know a good place to buy some chiken?
[16:23] Jefferson: chicken
[16:23] Teoalida: Go to supermarket
[16:23] Jefferson: ok thanks
[16:23] Teoalida: Why do you ask ME this?
[16:23] Jefferson: »No time sorry bye
[16:24] Teoalida: Is one of the weirdest questions from website visitors
[16:24] Jefferson has left the conversation

Vodafone

Friday, 15 Mar, 2013
Country: India
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/
[13:57] Visitor: me vodafone ki flate plan k bare me janana chahta hu
[13:57] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[13:57] Teoalida: Can you speak english?
[13:58] Visitor has left the conversation

VERY WEIRD CASE… I see his google search was “vodafone sim flate scheme” and I tried to search same thing, my website doesn’t appear at all in search result… how he came to MY website? Google BUG?

Bad language

Tuesday, 25 Jun, 2013
Country: Singapore
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/singapore/btolist/
[17:24] Visitor: Hello
[17:25] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[17:25] Teoalida: Hi
[17:25] Visitor: Who are u
[17:25] Teoalida: The only admin of this site
[17:25] Teoalida: isn’t obvious?
[17:25] Visitor: You are a fucker
[17:25] Teoalida: Do you have a LEGIT reason to say that?
[17:25] Visitor: ok
[17:26] Visitor has left the conversation

Bad language again

Friday, 5 Jul, 2013
Country: Singapore
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/singapore/btolist/
[17:42] Visitor 15621915: Hello
[17:42] Visitor 15621915 is now known as Visitor
[17:42] Visitor: How much 4 room
[17:42] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[17:42] Teoalida: how much what?
[17:43] Visitor: For punggol
[17:43] Visitor: whatpunggol what u fucker
[17:43] Teoalida: Number of 4-room units available, prices or… if prices, they are around 300k
[17:43] Teoalida: And why you talk such way?
[17:44] Teoalida: HDB Website > Sale launches… to see exact prices
[17:44] Visitor has left the conversation
[17:44] Teoalida: I do not keep in mind EVERY price
[17:44] * You are not in a chat *

Weird question

Chat started on Wednesday, December 24, 2014 9:32:42 PM
Country: United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/thesims/category/lots/

(9:32:42 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(9:32:47 PM) chat support @ teoalida.com: Hello and welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need anything or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(9:33:19 PM) Visitor: hi can you give me some advice
(9:33:21 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:33:25 PM) Teoalida: for?
(9:33:58 PM) Visitor: well someone told my crush i go out with them an dhe found out now everyone thinks im the bad guy
(9:34:51 PM) Teoalida: hmm.. what are you talkin about?
(9:35:37 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

Asking for marriage

Chat started on Saturday, January 03, 2015 7:45:57 PM
Country: France
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/games/caesar3/

(7:45:57 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(7:46:01 PM) chat support – teoalida.com: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(7:46:36 PM) Visitor: will you marry me?
(7:47:06 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:47:06 PM) Teoalida: how old are you?
(7:47:28 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

Another idiot looking for females

Chat started on Sunday, April 17, 2016 11:38:54 PM
Country: France
Page URL: http://teoalida.webs.com/webscomreview.htm

(11:38:54 PM) *** Visitor 90853422 has joined the chat ***
(11:38:56 PM) teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(11:39:12 PM) Visitor 90853422: are you a woman ?
(11:39:27 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:39:32 PM) Teoalida: a man… what importance have?
(11:39:43 PM) Visitor 90853422: I need a woman
(11:40:11 PM) Teoalida: then why are you on my website about webdesign? go on facebook or adultfriendfinder
(11:40:25 PM) Visitor 90853422: I’m hungry
(11:41:32 PM) Visitor 90853422: If you are not a woman you can not do anything for my prick
(11:41:52 PM) Teoalida: and if I was woman… what I could do ONLINE?
(11:42:20 PM) *** Visitor 90853422 has left ***

Been “recommend by a friend” to ask about… homosexuality?

Chat started on Friday, May 06, 2016 4:42:13 PM
Country: United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/

(4:42:13 PM) *** Visitor 44278805 has joined the chat ***
(4:42:13 PM) Visitor 44278805: hey i need some help with my project on LGBT culture
(4:42:40 PM) Visitor 44278805: plz help
(4:42:40 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(4:42:42 PM) Teoalida: hmm?
(4:42:56 PM) Visitor 44278805: i am in desperate need of some pointers
(4:43:33 PM) Visitor 44278805: this is a massive project and would like some “special assistance”
(4:43:42 PM) Visitor 44278805: can u provide?
(4:44:03 PM) Teoalida: regarding cars?
(4:44:18 PM) Visitor 44278805: no regarding the state of the homosexual male
(4:44:41 PM) Teoalida: oh lol I though that you’re same person that was 30 min ago
(4:45:00 PM) Teoalida: then how my architecture & database website is related with homosexuality?
(4:45:40 PM) Visitor 44278805: i think i am lost, can u redirect me to a helpful source?
(4:46:03 PM) Teoalida: how did you found my website?
(4:46:23 PM) Visitor 44278805: friend recommended it
(4:46:31 PM) Teoalida: Don’t know where to redirect you because don’t know what are you looking for…. maybe Wikipedia will help?
(4:46:49 PM) Visitor 44278805: cringe! this is a serious project i need something better than wikipedia
(4:46:53 PM) Visitor 44278805: >_<
(4:46:53 PM) Teoalida: which friend would recommend an architecture website for that?
(4:47:32 PM) Visitor 44278805: You have been PRANKED! plz like and subscribe my channel :DDDDD
(4:47:41 PM) Visitor 44278805 has rated the chat Good
(4:47:58 PM) Visitor 44278805 commented: “phenomenal sevice, but questioned my sexuality”
(4:48:00 PM) Teoalida: You’re sooo funny
(4:48:10 PM) Visitor 44278805: wow after i left a good comment
(4:48:16 PM) Teoalida: This chat worth posting in http://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/
(4:48:20 PM) Teoalida: and what channel?
(4:49:21 PM) Visitor 44278805: thats confindential
(4:49:49 PM) Visitor 44278805: have a nice day
(4:50:21 PM) Teoalida: what is confidential?
(4:50:23 PM) *** Visitor 44278805 has left ***

Funny comments left in sidebar chatbox

NameTs: Did i say you got a shit website? what d you spect if no one reply you dumb ass? (2 Nov 2011)
Teoalida: Which visitor are you and which part/thing of website is so shitty? Your english is shit too! (2 Nov 2011)
Koco: Ignore this NameTs. this guy is talikng rubbish. I find this website interesting. (19 Dec 2011)
Teoalida: Yes, website interesting, BUT I found later some broken links, probably this made him angry, if he would tell me exactly where is the problem, instead of swearing, I could fix immediately (20 Dec 2011)

Funny offline messages got in email

From: miss cleo <miss_cleo@ymail.com>
URL: http://www.teoalida.com/category/fun/
hello darling this is cleo miss cleo what city u calling from your a libra arentcha osteoperosis runs in family remember the pill positive thing things happn 4 a reason

From: miss cleo <psychic_gurl@ymail.com>
URL: http://www.teoalida.com/singapore/hdb-floor-plans/#comments
i love you!!!!

Who is this “Miss Cleo” who sent me 2 crazy messages? What do you want from me? I tried to reply but you didn’t left a VALID email! I posted them here, maybe you will see them and reply!

Someone from Japan visit my website about Singapore and ask about India

Chat started on Wednesday, October 19, 2016 9:33:14 AM
Country: Japan
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/singapore/hdbprices/

(9:33:14 AM) *** Visitor 57813300 has joined the chat ***
(9:33:16 AM) teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(9:33:36 AM) Visitor 57813300: hi
(9:33:47 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:33:49 AM) Teoalida: what’s up
(9:33:57 AM) Visitor 57813300: ntg
(9:34:10 AM) Visitor 57813300: i need some info
(9:34:15 AM) Visitor 57813300: advice as well
(9:34:44 AM) Teoalida: ask me
(9:36:22 AM) Visitor 57813300: i want to buy a 2 BHK flat in 5 floor apartment, and i has choice of only 5th floor east facing flat of 1200 sft because remaining floor flats are sold out
(9:36:49 AM) Visitor 57813300: and cost is 35 lakhs
(9:36:53 AM) Visitor 57813300: in Hyderabad
(9:37:35 AM) Visitor 57813300: so,,,,its a good choice of buying or not? and the location of flat is very near to all
(9:38:10 AM) Teoalida: I see you being from Japan, visiting my website about Singapore, but ask a question about India… how crazy is this?
(9:38:26 AM) Visitor 57813300: hahaha
(9:38:29 AM) Visitor 57813300: ok,,,bye
(9:38:41 AM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/world/india
(9:39:02 AM) Teoalida: I have a small article about India… but can’t advice about buying properties
(9:43:49 AM) Teoalida: may I know what keywords you searched on google to find my website?
(10:00:16 AM) Visitor 57813300: i hate this site
(10:00:34 AM) Visitor 57813300: bye
(10:00:46 AM) Teoalida: Everyone in Singapore loves it
(10:01:09 AM) Visitor 57813300: hum
(10:01:24 AM) Teoalida: I have 800 daily visitors of which 500 from Singapore
(10:07:27 AM) *** Visitor 57813300 has left ***

You want my services or you promote your services?

Chat started on Friday, February 17, 2017 1:55:20 PM
Country: Pakistan
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/page/2/

(1:55:20 PM) *** Visitor 15018238 has joined the chat ***
(1:55:21 PM) Visitor 15018238: i dont plan of shopping mall ground and first floor plan
(1:55:41 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:55:48 PM) Teoalida: don’t?
(1:56:00 PM) Visitor 15018238: want
(1:56:55 PM) Teoalida: I have imagination to design residential buildings… or do you have a JPG plan and need me to convert to AutoCAD?
(1:58:19 PM) Visitor 15018238: convert to autocad
(1:58:46 PM) Teoalida: hmm… let’s see your drawing that need to be converted
(1:59:28 PM) Visitor 15018238: send me image of plan i can make it on autocad
(1:59:31 PM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/design/papertocad/
(1:59:53 PM) Teoalida: you want my service or you offer service for me?
(2:00:22 PM) *** Visitor 15018238 has left ***

Totally off-topic question

Chat started on Thursday, March 16, 2017 3:40:36 PM
Country: India
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/category/world/

(3:40:36 PM) *** Visitor 44352328 has joined the chat ***
(3:40:37 PM) Visitor 44352328: i want a job in singapore
(3:40:55 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:40:58 PM) Teoalida: so… how I can help?
(3:42:50 PM) Visitor 44352328: i want some company names and their mail id to pass my resume.
(3:42:59 PM) Visitor 44352328: can you help me.
(3:43:40 PM) Teoalida: What are your skills? in what fields do you want a job?
(3:45:13 PM) Visitor 44352328: i have completed BE Civil and MBA in HRM i want in civil field
(3:46:45 PM) Teoalida: It’s funny how many off-topic question I get from indians. Just because I run a website about Singapore real estate means that I know civil engineering companies in this country? (people from other country don’t ask such questions)
(3:47:20 PM) Teoalida: in case you want to know procedure to get a job… http://www.livinginsingapore.org/7-easy-steps-to-find-work-in-singapore/
(3:58:48 PM) *** Visitor 44352328 has left ***

 

I want a penis

Chat started on Friday, July 07, 2017 3:22:57 PM
Country: Australia
Page URL: http://teoalida.webs.com/webscomtipsandtricks.htm

(3:22:57 PM) *** Visitor 68122749 has joined the chat ***
(3:22:59 PM) teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(3:23:12 PM) Visitor 68122749: penis
(3:23:23 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:23:25 PM) Teoalida: what do you want?
(3:23:33 PM) Visitor 68122749: some penis
(3:23:46 PM) Teoalida: are you gay?
(3:23:52 PM) Visitor 68122749: maybe
(3:23:56 PM) Visitor 68122749: are you ?
(3:24:29 PM) Teoalida: anyway, if you don’t need any real help from me, I’m gonna END this chat
(3:24:43 PM) Visitor 68122749: i need help
(3:24:48 PM) Visitor 68122749: getting some penis
(3:24:50 PM) Visitor 68122749: ?
(3:24:55 PM) Visitor 68122749: do you have one
(3:25:35 PM) Visitor 68122749: ?
(3:26:18 PM) *** Visitor 68122749 has left ***

Chat started on Friday, July 07, 2017 3:26:51 PM

(3:26:51 PM) *** Visitor 1499430390 has joined the chat ***
(3:26:51 PM) Visitor 1499430390: penis ?
(3:26:55 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:27:02 PM) Teoalida: do you want a /ban ?
(3:27:16 PM) Visitor 1499430390: Um. . . no just some penis
(3:27:17 PM) Visitor 1499430390: 🙁
(3:27:33 PM) Teoalida: don’t message me again if you aren’t interested in my services or anything related with website topic
(3:27:49 PM) Visitor 1499430390: this is a porn site right >
(3:27:50 PM) Visitor 1499430390: ? *
(3:27:59 PM) Visitor 1499430390: how come i can’t get no penis
(3:28:34 PM) Teoalida: you’re a big fucking idiot to call my site porn
(3:28:49 PM) Visitor 1499430390: that’s what i see ?
(3:29:13 PM) Visitor 1499430390: but anyway i am not here for that !
(3:29:18 PM) Visitor 1499430390: i just want some penis
(3:30:43 PM) *** Visitor 1499430390 has left ***

Chat started on Friday, July 07, 2017 3:34:07 PM

(3:34:07 PM) *** Visitor 1499430390 has joined the chat ***
(3:34:07 PM) Visitor 1499430390: see no penis ?
(3:34:26 PM) Visitor 1499430390: :'(
(3:35:21 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:35:24 PM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/
(3:35:30 PM) Teoalida: don’t send me such messages again
(3:35:45 PM) *** Visitor 1499430390 has left ***

Someone from Canada wants to be president of North Korea

Chat started on Tuesday, August 15, 2017 10:39:42 PM
Country: Canada
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/

(10:39:42 PM) *** Visitor 19523656 has joined the chat ***
(10:39:44 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(10:39:52 PM) Visitor 19523656: how do i run for leader of north korea ?
(10:40:07 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(10:40:10 PM) Teoalida: why do yo ask me this?
(10:40:32 PM) Visitor 19523656: to be elected
(10:41:28 PM) Teoalida: the next leader can be only the son of current leader
(10:41:47 PM) Teoalida: no real elections there
(10:42:18 PM) Visitor 19523656: they have elections , last guy got 100% of the votes
(10:43:26 PM) Teoalida: yeah… so-called election where you can vote for a single person. you have no other choice. you just need to stamp him regardless you love or hate
(10:44:56 PM) Visitor 19523656: they need new ideas and better leadership ,i can provide that
(10:45:24 PM) Teoalida: do it if you can
(10:45:35 PM) Visitor 19523656: ok , thankyou.
(10:46:17 PM) Teoalida: if you are North Korean, even if working in government, and you provide an idea that is against communism, Kim will kill you
(10:46:33 PM) Teoalida: if you are foreigner and able to contact North Korea government they will ignore you
(10:47:06 PM) Visitor 19523656: they are not making it easy
(10:48:47 PM) Teoalida: http://edition.cnn.com/2017/02/27/asia/kim-jong-nam-north-korea-killed/index.html
(10:49:00 PM) Teoalida: this happen if someone, even your brother, is against you
(10:49:12 PM) Visitor 19523656: indeed
(10:50:39 PM) Visitor 19523656: he must know he will lose his job and life if he goes too far
(10:52:23 PM) *** Visitor 19523656 has left ***

Odd request: email database

Chat started on Thursday, August 17, 2017 11:36:08 AM
Country: India
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/spam-from-india-web-development-seo-services/

(11:36:08 AM) *** Visitor 53733766 has joined the chat ***
(11:36:10 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(11:42:06 AM) Visitor 53733766: Email list gets dense
(11:42:18 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:42:18 AM) Teoalida: ?
(11:43:03 AM) Teoalida: what are you talking about?
(11:43:18 AM) Visitor 53733766: Need email data
(11:43:41 AM) Teoalida: what email data?
(11:44:52 AM) Visitor 53733766: email list
(11:45:00 AM) Teoalida: emails of who?
(11:45:37 AM) Teoalida: seeing your city… Noida, the center of indian IT industry, are you looking to SPAM emails of website owners or somwthing else?
(11:47:23 AM) Visitor 53733766: uk us au ca ka email list
(11:47:46 AM) Teoalida: emails of WHO?????
(11:48:28 AM) Visitor 53733766: seo ka
(11:48:56 AM) Teoalida: SEO companies?
(11:49:01 AM) Teoalida: anyway, how I cabn hel
(11:49:14 AM) Teoalida: anyway, how I can help you? what makes you to think that I sell email lists?
(11:49:39 AM) Visitor 53733766: No matter what
(11:49:42 AM) Teoalida: regarding SEO I have few dozens or hundreds of email addresses of the Indian SEO companies who SPAM my email
(11:52:09 AM) Visitor 53733766: May email marketing keeps us asking for sleep design that you will not do
(11:54:39 AM) Teoalida: I don’t understand this message
(11:54:47 AM) Teoalida: what sleep design
(12:16:02 PM) *** Visitor 53733766 has left ***

odd question

Chat started on Sunday, August 20, 2017 12:30:38 PM
Country: Russia
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/thesims/

(12:30:38 PM) *** Visitor 70311676 has joined the chat ***
(12:30:40 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there, welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(12:31:39 PM) Visitor 70311676: hi
(12:31:44 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:31:46 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(12:33:03 PM) Visitor 70311676: it”s your girl liza
(12:33:14 PM) Teoalida: what girl are you talking about?
(12:33:30 PM) Visitor 70311676: about liza koshy
(12:33:40 PM) Visitor 70311676: she’s youtuber
(12:33:58 PM) Teoalida: how is this related with my website subject?
(12:35:17 PM) *** Visitor 70311676 has left ***

Idiot Singaporean ask for website link of Google Maps!

Chat started on Wednesday, September 06, 2017 6:44:57 AM
Country: Singapore
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/singapore/hdbfloorplans/

(6:44:57 AM) *** Visitor 15900256 has joined the chat ***
(6:44:59 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(6:46:13 AM) Visitor 15900256: any south west facing house in Toa p
(6:46:29 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:46:34 AM) Teoalida: look in google maps
(6:46:45 AM) Visitor 15900256: any south west facing house in Toa Payoh?
(6:48:35 AM) Visitor 15900256: Blk 232 Ang Mo Kio Ave 3 facing south, south east or south west.
(6:48:42 AM) Visitor 15900256: please advise
(6:49:11 AM) Teoalida: if you need to check orientation of a block, just check Google Maps, don’t need to ask me for that
(6:49:42 AM) Visitor 15900256: have checked but unable to tell
(6:50:22 AM) Visitor 15900256: please specify which website . can provide website please
(6:50:56 AM) Teoalida: https://maps.google.com/ or what website do you want?
(6:51:27 AM) Visitor 15900256: thank you
(6:52:12 AM) Teoalida: just opened Google Earth and I see that block 223 is 3-sided block
(6:52:31 AM) Teoalida: or do you need an agent to find a flat for sale?
(7:11:05 AM) *** Visitor 15900256 has left ***

Nigerian scammer

The fact that he landed in North Korea page then clicked Contact page, and asked such question like buying an apartment despite that I am NOT real estate agent and North Korean apartments cannot be purchased, indicate that he is most likely a scammer tired of sending emails so try his luck on websites. I sent him an email but never replied.

Chat started on Thursday, September 07, 2017 12:28:26 PM
Country: United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/about/contact/

(12:28:26 PM) *** Visitor 91059212 has joined the chat ***
(12:28:28 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(12:35:16 PM) Visitor 91059212: My name is Capt.Vikram Sharma , I am interested in your listed Apartment and want to buy and more. I wish to solicit your assistance in buying and investing in real estate in your country. Please email me back here(svikram07@yahoo.com) for more communication and arrangement.
(12:35:33 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:35:35 PM) Teoalida: in which country?
(12:37:01 PM) *** Visitor 91059212 has left ***

Visitor of Car Database page asking inappropriate things

Chat started on Thursday, October 05, 2017 10:31:33 PM
Country: United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/

(10:31:33 PM) *** Visitor 84086985 has joined the chat ***
(10:31:35 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… are you looking for a specific database? you are welcome for a chat!
(10:32:18 PM) Visitor 84086985: only if you will touch tips with me
(10:32:30 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(10:32:30 PM) Teoalida: ?
(10:32:39 PM) Visitor 84086985: I want gay sexual intercourse
(10:32:59 PM) Teoalida: how is this related with website content?
(10:33:11 PM) Visitor 84086985: i saw naked dude in the data sheet
(10:34:59 PM) *** Visitor 84086985 has left ***

Idiot mistaking my real estate website with a restaurant

Chat started on Wednesday, October 11, 2017 1:43:46 PM
Country: Philippines
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/

(1:43:46 PM) *** Visitor 3400100 has joined the chat ***
(1:43:46 PM) Visitor 3400100: yow
(1:43:53 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:43:53 PM) Teoalida: ?
(1:45:13 PM) Visitor 3400100: Do you have
(1:45:46 PM) Visitor 3400100: fried chicken & cheese burger?
(1:46:04 PM) Teoalida: how is your question related to my website content?
(1:46:23 PM) Visitor 3400100: I want to order fried chicken man
(1:46:46 PM) Teoalida: then call a restaurant and STOP having fun on customer service line
(1:47:08 PM) Visitor 3400100: why?
(1:48:07 PM) Teoalida: because I work in real estate and architecture
(1:48:50 PM) Teoalida: can I post your chat in http://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/ ?
(1:49:34 PM) *** Visitor 3400100 has left ***

Please send me… but no email address left?

Chat started on Monday, October 16, 2017 3:11:58 PM
Country: India
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/

(3:11:58 PM) *** Visitor 15823520 has joined the chat ***
(3:11:58 PM) Visitor 15823520: hi
(3:12:15 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:12:17 PM) Teoalida: hello\
(3:12:30 PM) Visitor 15823520: please send house dwg for my mail id
(3:12:44 PM) Visitor 15823520: size 20×40
(3:12:48 PM) Visitor 15823520: 30×60
(3:12:51 PM) Visitor 15823520: 20×45
(3:12:57 PM) Visitor 15823520: 15×30
(3:13:30 PM) Teoalida: Do you own multiple plots of land?
(3:13:52 PM) *** Visitor 15823520 has left ***

Confusing

Chat started on Monday, October 23, 2017 9:37:56 AM
Countr: Oman
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/

(9:37:56 AM) *** Visitor 27860704 has joined the chat ***
(9:37:56 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(9:43:26 AM) Visitor 27860704: how to use this site?
(9:43:39 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:43:44 AM) Teoalida: what is the confusion more exactly?
(9:43:51 AM) Visitor 27860704: is it possible to do floor plan here
?
(9:44:04 AM) Teoalida: are you referring at map?
(9:44:47 AM) Teoalida: map currently contains floor plans for pre-1980 blocks, the red dots, but I am working at it and soon will have floor plans for all blocks to present
(9:45:11 AM) Teoalida: or you can tell me a block number and I will search in my collection if I have any floor plan from that block
(9:56:54 AM) Teoalida: still here?
(9:57:50 AM) Teoalida: I though that you are referring at map of Singapore blocks with floor plans… are you instead looking for architecture services?
(10:35:20 AM) *** Visitor 27860704 has left ***

Idiot confusing my architecture website with an escort agency

Country: Philippines
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/

Chat started on Sunday, November 05, 2017 6:35:28 AM

(6:35:28 AM) *** Visitor 17279006 has joined the chat ***
(6:35:29 AM) Visitor 17279006: hi!
(6:35:29 AM) Visitor 17279006: hi!
(6:35:40 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:35:44 AM) Teoalida: hello
(6:35:59 AM) Visitor 17279006: I want girl from singapore
(6:36:21 AM) Teoalida: does my website looks like escort agency or what?
(6:36:46 AM) Visitor 17279006: my friend told me to find here
(6:37:18 AM) Teoalida: which friend was this joking kid?
(6:37:33 AM) Visitor 17279006: i want girl from singapore
(6:38:10 AM) Teoalida: since you are NOT interested in real estate and architecture I’m gonna END this chat
(6:40:09 AM) *** Visitor 17279006 has left ***

Chat started on Sunday, November 05, 2017 11:20:50 AM

(11:20:50 AM) *** Visitor 51229974 has joined the chat ***
(11:20:50 AM) Visitor 51229974: hi i am looking for singapore girl
(11:22:17 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:22:23 AM) Teoalida: contact an escort website, NOT ME
(11:22:55 AM) Visitor 51229974: can you send me link
(11:24:11 AM) Teoalida: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=singapore+escorts
(11:24:17 AM) *** Visitor 51229974 has left ***

Indian girl asking inappropriate things: SEX

I have no idea how did she found my website but looks that she just opened website and ask something inappropriate

Country: India
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/

Chat started on Friday, November 17, 2017 11:07:03 AM

(11:07:03 AM) *** Visitor 56286544 has joined the chat ***
(11:07:03 AM) Visitor 56286544: Hi
(11:07:11 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:07:12 AM) Teoalida: hello
(11:07:22 AM) Visitor 56286544: Call me
(11:07:33 AM) Visitor 56286544: 80 dollars an hour
(11:07:42 AM) Visitor 56286544: Immense pleasure
(11:07:45 AM) Teoalida: Excuse me? What are you looking for?
(11:08:00 AM) Visitor 56286544: Sex
(11:08:14 AM) Visitor 56286544: You a boy or a girl?
(11:08:23 AM) Teoalida: boy, why?
(11:08:35 AM) Visitor 56286544: Looking for sex
(11:08:53 AM) Visitor 56286544: I am very horny right now
(11:09:07 AM) Visitor 56286544: Pls help me
(11:09:18 AM) Visitor 56286544: For you it’s free
(11:09:30 AM) Teoalida: in 5 years of customer service I haven’t seen such idiot
(11:09:34 AM) Visitor 56286544: Are you free?
(11:09:43 AM) Teoalida: you’re one of the funniest people ever met
(11:09:56 AM) Teoalida: Can I post this chat in http://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/ ?
(11:10:02 AM) Visitor 56286544: Why am I am idiot
(11:10:06 AM) Visitor 56286544: An
(11:10:20 AM) Visitor 56286544: I really want sex
(11:10:35 AM) Visitor 56286544: My name is Emily
(11:10:48 AM) Visitor 56286544: Do not post it
(11:11:05 AM) Visitor 56286544: Tell me are you free
(11:11:23 AM) Teoalida: I am a busy businessman
(11:11:41 AM) Teoalida: not interested in sex with strangers
(11:12:00 AM) Visitor 56286544: You have missed an opportunity of having sex for the first time
(11:12:19 AM) Visitor 56286544: I know you are avirgin
(11:12:25 AM) Visitor 56286544: Me too
(11:12:26 AM) Teoalida: how do you know that I didn’t had sex already with my girlfriend?
(11:12:46 AM) Visitor 56286544: Cause you are an asshole
(11:14:47 AM) *** Visitor 56286544 has left ***

 

Indian customer cannot explain what he wants from me?

Country: India
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/

Chat started on Friday, February 16, 2018 9:05:55 PM

(9:05:55 PM) *** Visitor 3680154 has joined the chat ***
(9:05:55 PM) Visitor 3680154: hello are you there
(9:06:01 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:06:02 PM) Teoalida: of course
(9:06:12 PM) Visitor 3680154: hi sir
(9:06:19 PM) Visitor 3680154: how r u ?
(9:06:29 PM) Teoalida: who are you? returning customer?
(9:07:02 PM) Visitor 3680154: no i am new customer dear
(9:07:10 PM) Teoalida: so how I can help you?
(9:07:22 PM) Visitor 3680154: yes sure
(9:08:13 PM) Visitor 3680154: which data avl your website ?
(9:08:26 PM) Teoalida: a variety… what are you looking for?
(9:09:24 PM) Visitor 3680154: ok
(9:09:54 PM) Visitor 3680154: how much price database?
(9:10:13 PM) Teoalida: which database are you referring to?
(9:10:18 PM) Visitor 3680154: which variety avl?
(9:10:56 PM) Teoalida: Are you related with someone from Ahmedabad who contacted me few minutes ago trying to trick me to give free a paid database?
(9:12:16 PM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/database/index/
(9:12:51 PM) Visitor 3680154: no
(9:13:57 PM) Visitor 3680154: i am paid customer …. what are you saing i am not understand
(9:14:14 PM) Teoalida: what do you want to pay for?
(9:14:37 PM) Visitor 3680154: yes
(9:18:35 PM) Visitor 3680154: hello
(9:18:59 PM) Teoalida: Can you explain WHAT DATA do you want to pay for?
(9:19:22 PM) Visitor 3680154 has rated the chat Bad
(9:20:09 PM) Teoalida: why do you rate chats as bad?
(9:20:12 PM) *** Visitor 3680154 has left ***

Fuck me please… I need to die, killing myself

Country: Saudi Arabia
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/india/

Chat started on Saturday, March 24, 2018 9:55:38 PM

(9:55:38 PM) *** Visitor 44031139 has joined the chat ***
(9:55:40 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(9:55:52 PM) Visitor 44031139: Hi
(9:56:08 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:56:11 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(9:56:18 PM) Visitor 44031139: Not much what about you
(9:57:00 PM) Visitor 44031139: I need some help
(9:57:06 PM) Teoalida: with?
(9:57:11 PM) Visitor 44031139: Fight Me
(9:57:14 PM) Visitor 44031139: woops
(9:57:16 PM) Visitor 44031139: wrong person
(9:57:25 PM) Visitor 44031139: So as I was saying
(9:57:27 PM) Visitor 44031139: I need hlp
(9:57:29 PM) Visitor 44031139: *help
(9:58:02 PM) Visitor 44031139: Can you help me here?
(9:58:11 PM) Teoalida: help with….???
(9:58:24 PM) Visitor 44031139: Fucking fight me bitch
(9:58:29 PM) Visitor 44031139: oh wrong person again
(9:58:47 PM) Visitor 44031139: I can’t find the area where it shows the percentages of people who have houses in India
(9:58:52 PM) Teoalida: are you trying to have fun on customer service chat?
(9:58:54 PM) Visitor 44031139: can you tell me where I can find it
(9:59:00 PM) Visitor 44031139: no
(9:59:08 PM) Visitor 44031139: I have a project due tomorrow
(9:59:08 PM) Teoalida: ownership ratio?
(9:59:17 PM) Visitor 44031139: yes
(9:59:51 PM) Teoalida: indeed my website don’t state this
(9:59:53 PM) Teoalida: but check this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_home_ownership_rate
(10:00:41 PM) Teoalida: and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_states_ranking_by_families_owning_house
(10:01:06 PM) Visitor 44031139: Thank You For your service. Now fuck me.
(10:01:14 PM) Visitor 44031139: Right chat
(10:01:18 PM) Visitor 44031139: lemme check
(10:01:20 PM) Visitor 44031139: Yep
(10:01:22 PM) Visitor 44031139: Right chat
(10:01:31 PM) Teoalida: you’re soooo funny
(10:01:34 PM) Visitor 44031139: ikr
(10:01:41 PM) Visitor 44031139: now fuck me please
(10:02:16 PM) Visitor 44031139: Thanks Now bye
(10:02:18 PM) Visitor 44031139: I need to die
(10:02:23 PM) Visitor 44031139: brb killing myself
(10:02:28 PM) Teoalida: why???
(10:02:44 PM) Visitor 44031139: because my teacher gives me too much work
(10:02:46 PM) Visitor 44031139: I cant stand this
(10:02:51 PM) Visitor 44031139: I get like 4 projects a week
(10:03:16 PM) Teoalida: how your schoolmates handle such cases?
(10:04:23 PM) Visitor 44031139: oh, One commited suicide the others are smart lads and im a dumb fuck
(10:04:43 PM) Teoalida: what reason is this to commit suicide?
(10:04:52 PM) Visitor 44031139: Well gtg
(10:04:57 PM) Visitor 44031139: Cya in Hell
(10:05:58 PM) *** Visitor 44031139 has left ***

Very weird enquiry: VIAGRA database

Country: Anonymous Proxy
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/database/phonenumbers/

Chat started on Thursday, April 05, 2018 4:20:56 PM

(4:20:56 PM) *** Visitor 99714472 has joined the chat ***
(4:20:58 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… are you looking for a specific database? you are welcome for a chat!
(4:38:19 PM) Visitor 99714472: Hello!
(4:38:29 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(4:38:31 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(4:38:50 PM) Visitor 99714472: Is there a database of people taking Viagra?
(4:39:06 PM) Teoalida: do you like having fun on customer service chats?
(4:39:25 PM) Visitor 99714472: I’m interested in the base of men 45-65 years. How much will it cost 1000 phone numbers? Do you give numbers for the test? How can I pay? In what format do you provide such databases?
(4:39:29 PM) Visitor 99714472: Is there a database of people taking Viagra?
(4:39:47 PM) Teoalida: I don’t have any database of phone numbers
(4:39:47 PM) Visitor 99714472: this is a serious question
(4:39:56 PM) Teoalida: I have database of phones (products)
(4:40:02 PM) Teoalida: as well as real estate and car databases
(4:40:37 PM) Visitor 99714472: Sory) Thank you!
(4:40:41 PM) Visitor 99714472 has rated the chat Good
(4:41:09 PM) Teoalida: Since you said viagra I though that you’re a kid having fun… now I realize that you’re serious but this is one of the weirdest serious questions ever got
(4:41:45 PM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/database/index/
(4:43:54 PM) *** Visitor 99714472 has left ***

Child with disturbing behavior

Country: Canada
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/

Chat started on Wednesday, May 02, 2018 7:00:20 PM

(7:00:20 PM) *** Visitor 59275975 has joined the chat ***
(7:00:20 PM) Visitor 59275975: hi
(7:00:30 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:00:31 PM) Teoalida: hello
(7:00:44 PM) Visitor 59275975: i need help finding info
(7:01:13 PM) Visitor 59275975: ????
(7:01:18 PM) Visitor 59275975: hey there?
(7:01:23 PM) Teoalida: be more specific what do you need?
(7:01:39 PM) Visitor 59275975: do you only have asia info?
(7:02:02 PM) Teoalida: www.teoalida.com/world check how many countries I researched
(7:05:02 PM) Visitor 59275975: ok thanks found the info
(7:05:46 PM) Visitor 59275975: ??
(7:06:10 PM) Visitor 59275975: heello?
(7:06:24 PM) Teoalida: what do you want????
(7:06:40 PM) Visitor 59275975: i want info about antartica
(7:06:51 PM) Visitor 59275975: i’m reasarching about that
(7:06:52 PM) Teoalida: your attitude is childish
(7:07:04 PM) Visitor 59275975: i’m child
(7:07:12 PM) Visitor 59275975: im 12
(7:07:29 PM) Visitor 59275975: ??
(7:07:59 PM) Teoalida: excessive repetition of question marks and “helloooooo” without asking any ACTUAL QUESTION, is also childish
(7:08:37 PM) Visitor 59275975: your owner of this website you supposed to help other people
(7:09:16 PM) Teoalida: I am here to help people paying me to do various projects, NOT to answer stupid questions
(7:10:40 PM) *** Visitor 59275975 has left ***

He or she or friends contacted me 6 times for about 1 hour, always asking non-sense questions.

“im interested in your services” but don’t say anything else?

Country: United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/

Chat started on Thursday, May 10, 2018 6:27:29 PM

(6:27:29 PM) *** Visitor 28445800 has joined the chat ***
(6:27:29 PM) Visitor 28445800: hello
(6:27:37 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:27:37 PM) Teoalida: hi
(6:28:01 PM) Visitor 28445800: hey
(6:28:10 PM) Visitor 28445800: how’s it going
(6:28:21 PM) Teoalida: who are you>?
(6:28:32 PM) Visitor 28445800: i want to meet you 🙂
(6:28:56 PM) Visitor 28445800: oh shit sorry wrong website
(6:29:09 PM) Teoalida: excuse me? are you interested in my business services or you just want to have dating fun on chat?
(6:29:41 PM) Visitor 28445800: im interested in your services
(6:30:52 PM) Visitor 28445800: hello?
(6:31:16 PM) Teoalida: just say what do you need… if you really need something
(6:33:52 PM) Teoalida: ????????????
(6:36:51 PM) Teoalida: ARE YOU STILL HERE????!!!!!
(6:51:40 PM) *** Visitor 28445800 has left ***

Can anyone understand this broken english?

Country: United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/

Chat started on Friday, May 25, 2018 9:28:53 PM

(9:28:53 PM) *** Visitor 28509859 has joined the chat ***
(9:28:53 PM) Visitor 28509859: 2014 sonada mic
(9:29:05 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:29:05 PM) Teoalida: ?
(9:29:15 PM) Visitor 28509859: micleft side morrow
(9:29:28 PM) Visitor 28509859: Left side mirrow
(9:29:48 PM) Visitor 28509859: mirrowon 2014 sonoda
(9:30:16 PM) Teoalida: write proper spelling if you want to be understood
(9:30:31 PM) Visitor 28509859: sonoda 2014
(9:31:05 PM) Visitor 28509859: penny self
(9:31:07 PM) Teoalida: what is sonoda?
(9:32:06 PM) Visitor 28509859: Miubeshe cant spell it
(9:32:07 PM) Teoalida: have you checked my database samples to see what I am selling?
(9:32:26 PM) Visitor 28509859: itno
(9:33:06 PM) *** Visitor 28509859 has left ***

Burgers and girls

Country: Philippines
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/

Chat started on Tuesday, June 19, 2018 5:15:46 PM

(5:15:46 PM) *** Visitor 23640939 has joined the chat ***
(5:15:47 PM) Visitor 23640939: Hi
(5:15:58 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:15:59 PM) Teoalida: hello
(5:16:15 PM) Visitor 23640939: How are you?
(5:16:32 PM) Teoalida: who are you? returning customer?
(5:17:42 PM) Visitor 23640939: Do you have fries and burgers and girls?
(5:18:17 PM) Teoalida: LOL, I remember someone asking same thing on 11 october 2017
(5:18:23 PM) Teoalida: I posted his chat in http://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/
(5:18:28 PM) Teoalida: and I guess that you’re same troll
(5:19:30 PM) Visitor 23640939: Ano pulos sa kwarta kon ikumpara mo sa tao sa china?
(5:19:53 PM) Teoalida: I don’t speak tagalog
(5:20:41 PM) Visitor 23640939: No. Im speaking ilonggo
(5:21:02 PM) Visitor 23640939: Do you have girls
(5:21:30 PM) Teoalida: If you have any business collaboration, let me know, if you want to talk about girls, talk with someone else please
(5:22:43 PM) Visitor 23640939: U know zia walker, hottest girl in the Philippines.
(5:32:09 PM) *** Visitor 23640939 has left ***

Very idiotic question

Chat started on Friday, June 22, 2018 12:08:30 PM

(12:08:30 PM) *** Visitor 37406373 has joined the chat ***
(12:08:30 PM) Visitor 37406373: hello is it e your looking for
(12:08:41 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:08:42 PM) Teoalida: what??
(12:08:56 PM) Visitor 37406373: mother trucks are da best
(12:09:25 PM) Visitor 37406373: oh crap wrong person i wanted to talk to toealida
(12:09:33 PM) Teoalida: why do you message me?
(12:09:57 PM) Visitor 37406373: do you koow why there sre different sized dicks
(12:10:29 PM) Teoalida: are you trying to have fun on customer service chats?
(12:10:51 PM) Visitor 37406373: noi need help with north kores
(12:11:10 PM) Teoalida: Can I post your chat in http://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/ ?
(12:11:28 PM) Visitor 37406373: i will be back for help no it was my freind im sry l
(12:12:20 PM) Teoalida: Please DON’T come back if you’re going to behave this way
(12:12:39 PM) *** Visitor 37406373 has left ***

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