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Jul 09

Funny horny girl

A lonely but horny girl, visited The Sims section of my website and started talking about something totally unrelated with website content! I replied her, with funny messages but still maintained a level of seriousness.

 

Wednesday, 9 Jul, 2014
Country: United States
[1:41] chat support @ teoalida.com (trigger): Hello and welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need anything or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
[1:42] Visitor: so how are you
[1:42] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[1:42] Teoalida: happy, why?
[1:42] Visitor: just asking are u a boy or a girl
[1:42] Teoalida: boy
[1:43] Visitor: how old are u
[1:43] Teoalida: hmm… give me an age?
[1:43] Visitor: for me
[1:44] Visitor: wanna have sex
[1:44] Teoalida: Why do you ask for personal info without telling first what do you want
[1:44] Visitor: sex
[1:44] Teoalida: but I see what do you want… to have fun on online chats!
[1:45] Visitor: i guess so but have sex with me
[1:45] Teoalida: are you girl or boy?
[1:45] Visitor: girl
[1:45] Teoalida: because I am NOT gay
[1:46] Teoalida: Are you serious?
[1:46] Visitor: yes
[1:46] Teoalida: Long time passed since last time I heard a girl saying that wants sex
[1:47] Visitor: really but so sex or not
[1:48] Teoalida: How to have sex online???!!!
[1:48] Visitor: we can meet up somewhere but i need to how old u are
[1:49] Teoalida: 25… and you?
[1:49] Visitor: 23
[1:49] Teoalida: Wanna met? let me open Google Earth to measure
[1:50] Visitor: ok
[1:50] Teoalida: 8830 km
[1:50] Visitor: where do u want to meet
[1:50] Teoalida: distance between your city and my city
[1:51] Visitor: where do u want to meet
[1:52] Teoalida: You are kidding so much…. can you come to me? I don’t have passport
[1:52] Visitor: sure but where do u live
[1:53] Teoalida: Keep browsing my website and you will see
[1:54] Visitor: okay when i get there fuck me hard til i scream
[1:54] Teoalida: I see that you opened a single page and opened chat right away
[1:54] Visitor: yep i sure did
[1:55] Teoalida: there’s 3 buildings from my country that I built in The Sims and published on website
[1:55] Visitor: so are u going to do it
[1:55] Teoalida: No, because I am a serious man
[1:55] Visitor: are u white or black
[1:56] Teoalida: I don’t enjoy joking so much
[1:56] Teoalida: c’mon I am not from USA in case that’s what do you think
[1:57] Visitor: so are u fuck me or not answer the question please
[1:57] Teoalida: I have sex only with serious girls
[1:57] Visitor: i am a serious girl honest
[1:59] Visitor: so are u white or black can u please answer this question
[1:59] Teoalida: clearly you AREN’T…. a serious girl will NEVER ask for sex a boy met online especially if met in a The Sims fan page and don’t know anything about him, instead of met in a dating website
[1:59] Teoalida: white
[1:59] Visitor is now known as Kathy123
[2:01] Kathy123: me too i so sorry i just really want sex i seen everybody doing it i just thought it would be cool if some did it to me because i want know how it feels
[2:02] Teoalida: You don’t have boyfriends in your own city?
[2:03] Kathy123: i did he never wanted to do with me and we broke up because he had to move
[2:03] Teoalida: I am not referring at ONE… you don’t have boys in your city to make one boyfriend?
[2:04] Kathy123: did not think of that i gonna go out and try find one and have sex with him
[2:05] Kathy123: so can we be friends
[2:05] Teoalida: most boys I know love sex…. any estimation how many boys refuse a girl asking for sex?
[2:06] Teoalida: how much % of boys refuse a girl asking for sex?
[2:06] Kathy123: 100%
[2:07] Kathy123: or none i dont know
[2:07] Teoalida: Can’t believe
[2:07] Teoalida: or you are superugly or something else that keep boys away
[2:08] Kathy123: i have to go i dont spend time with boys u call me ugly
[2:08] Teoalida: sorry if was offence
[2:08] Kathy123: its okay so friends
[2:08] Teoalida: and yes we can be friends BUT CAN YOU talk about something else? related with website
[2:09] Teoalida: I haven’t put this chat to talk about sex and other kidding
[2:09] Kathy123: bye r u going to be on tomorrow
[2:10] Teoalida: wait… can I post this chat in FUNNY CHATS section? you were really funny!
[2:10] Kathy123: it was all a joke any way
[2:10] Teoalida: in 2 years you were only 2nd person who talk about sex
[2:11] Teoalida: For your laughing… this was 1st http://www.teoalida.com/chat/chat-2012-08-30/
[2:11] Kathy123: r u going to be on tomorrow
[2:12] Teoalida: yes, everyday… but if you visit my website later hour than now, I will be sleeping
[2:12] Kathy123: bye
[2:12] Teoalida: I go to sleep in about 30 min
[2:13] Teoalida: = I will be offline
[2:13] Kathy123: okay lmao
[2:16] Kathy123 has left the conversation

Wednesday, 9 Jul, 2014
Country: United States

[2:24] chat support @ teoalida.com (trigger): Hello and welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need anything or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
[2:27] Kathy123 is now known as Maria Anderson
[2:27] Maria Anderson: do u have any glass houses
[2:28] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[2:28] Teoalida: There is one posted under name The cube of glass
[2:28] Maria Anderson: is that the only one
[2:28] Teoalida: or… how do you define glass house?
[2:28] Teoalida: show me examples?
[2:29] Maria Anderson: glass all over the house
[2:29] Teoalida: And look there for photos with all http://www.teoalida.com/thesims/list-of-houses/
[2:29] Teoalida: which is the most beautiful and most ugly?
[2:29] Maria Anderson: thank you very much u are very helpful
[2:32] Maria Anderson: do have small house with one or two or three bedrooms
[2:32] Teoalida: I have 3 houses, that table should help you to find right house
[2:32] Teoalida: BUT… you never build? only download ready-made houses by other players?
[2:33] Maria Anderson: thanks i have a question
[2:34] Teoalida: I have 37 houses… I mean
[2:35] Maria Anderson: i have made to the cube of glass but i can`t see the house
[2:36] Teoalida: Works fine at me
[2:36] Teoalida: images displayed, download link working
[2:36] Teoalida: what you can’t see
[2:36] Maria Anderson: the picture of the house to see the inside like the other ones
[2:37] Teoalida: There are few photos not working because I deleted all from Photobucket, instead of reuploading same screenshots on own server, I wanted to go in game to take new screenshots… but didn’t had time
[2:37] Maria Anderson: okay bye
[2:37] Teoalida: Do you mean that I didn’t posted floorplan?
[2:37] Teoalida: is done on purpose
[2:38] Maria Anderson has left the conversation

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