Ask help and run away!

Disclaimer: I publish ONLY few of the chats leading to nothing, and worth for laugh. Serious chats with people turning into customers will be kept confidential. Funniest parts in RED!
Disclaimer added after someone accused me “when you publish any chat, people know you might publish their chat. Might make them uncomfortable contacting you
Some people ignore the chat thinking that is a robot, publishing just few chats examples shows that the chat is real, thus they might contact me too.

Note: Please don’t consider these cases as lost customers or failure in customer services. Most of these people not interested in  my services, but just browsing multiple websites for ideas and free house plans. They may have found something better in another website and forgot me. But some of them are still funny how they asked for help from me then run away….

Best example!

That’s crazy, you are saying “yes please” then quit?
Does my messages made him angry or something?

Friday, 8 Nov, 2013
Country: Saudi Arabia
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/philippines/
[1:37] (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message!
[1:38] customer service @ teoalida.com (trigger): Hello from website admin! Here I also offer ideas and design services… can I help you with anything? Just drop here a message!
[1:39] Visitor: mgkano pa design ng 1 storey house
[1:40] Visitor: 2 bedrooms
[1:40] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[1:40] Teoalida: but can you speak only english?
[1:40] Visitor: 40 square meter
[1:40] Teoalida: give me length and width of land?
[1:41] Visitor: im not sure
[1:41] Teoalida: hmm…
[1:41] Teoalida: you bough land without knowing dimensions?
[1:42] Visitor: but i just want to build a 40squre meter house
[1:42] Teoalida: anyway, 40 sqm doesn’t seems enough for 2 bedrooms ON ONE FLOOR
[1:42] Teoalida: this fit in 4x10m land http://www.teoalida.com/design/Philippines-Tiny-House-floorplan.png
[1:43] Teoalida: but on single floor DON’T FIT http://www.teoalida.com/design/Philippines-Terraced-2-bedroom-floorplan.png
[1:43] Teoalida: do you need detailed construction drawings? fully-dimensioned, elevation, etc
[1:45] Visitor: yes
[1:45] Visitor: pls
[1:46] Teoalida: I can do detailed drawings too after clarifying all stuff

[1:46] Teoalida: so far looks an impossible project
[1:48] Teoalida: or… would you agree to violate the rule of 6 sqm minimal bedroom size?
[1:49] Visitor has left the conversation

One of the FUNNIEST customers

Ask a question and quit!

Don’t run away, I want to help you for FREE!

The pictured case happened on 31 December.
36 days later, on 5 February 2013 another american asked me same thing, this one explained me exactly how to recompile the database… one row for each model year instead of one row per model. I spent several days and created the Year-Make-Model Car Database, which currently generate several sales per month! Sweet!
By this way I realized that the guy from above photo wanted exactly same thing, which is also the TYPICAL format for american car market. But he ran away in a very FUNNY way instead of explaining what he wants!

Why do you ask for a house plan, if you leave the chat?

How I can design a customized house FOR HIM if I do not know HIS land size?

He visited me twice, 2 consecutive days, both times he quit right when I asked about land size.
I checked visitor list, he was looking in the page with floor plans of Singapore’s HDB apartments (single-floor) so I understand why he ask me for “floor plans with second floor”, BUT…

Monday, 11 Mar, 2013
Country: Philippines
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/
[16:00] Visitor: hello.good evening.. can i ask you a favor?
[16:00] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[16:00] Teoalida: yes
[16:01] Visitor: can you give me a link of floor plans with second foor?thank you.
[16:01] Teoalida: Do you mean 2-storey houses? see www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans
[16:01] * Visitor is now viewing http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/ *
[16:02] Teoalida: 20 houses in various size here…
[16:02] Visitor: is there any other link than this mam/ sir?
[16:02] Teoalida: Do you not like something?
[16:04] Teoalida: Better, just give me land size and how many bedrooms do you want and I design something specially for you
[16:04] Visitor: i would like to have four rooms.
[16:06] Teoalida: … and land size?
[16:14] Visitor: ofcourse.
[16:15] Teoalida: Without land size I can’t design… you can pick from the page, which is your favorite layout?
[16:16] Visitor has left the conversation

Tuesday, 12 Mar, 2013
Country: Philippines
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/
[15:02] Visitor: goodevening..
[15:02] Visitor: can i ask a favor?
[15:02] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[15:02] Teoalida: Why not?
[15:02] Visitor: please give me a link about floor plans with second floors?
[15:02] Teoalida: are you same person which I talked yesterday?
[15:03] Teoalida: I told you… www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans THERE ARE 20 house projects, more than half are 2-floor
[15:03] Visitor: yes.i’m sorry if i’m not able to leave my goodbye cause i’m in a hurry..
[15:03] * Visitor is now viewing http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/ *
[15:04] Visitor: thank you very much..i’ll talk to you later.. 🙂
[15:04] Teoalida: Or give me land size and I will design a custom house plan specially for you
[15:06] Teoalida: now looking in chat history… you left right after I asked you how big is your land
[15:08] Visitor has left the conversation

Ask help and run away before helping you!

I don’t understand why he solicited my help then ran away. Did I said anything bad?
Or, by looking at the time of each message, I guess that he was browsing multiple sites and found somewhere else… what?

Sunday, 21 Apr, 2013
Country: Iran, Islamic Republic of
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/
[22:55] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message!
[22:57] Visitor: Hello i want plan of residential.can u help me?
[22:57] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[22:57] Teoalida: Obviously… I design buildings
[22:59] Teoalida: Do you have land size and other requirements?
[23:01] Teoalida: ?
[23:04] Visitor: there is 15000 m
[23:05] Teoalida: 15000 square meters?
[23:06] Teoalida: Are you building an apartment complex?
[23:08] Visitor: No its clustered housing
[23:09] Teoalida: oohh
[23:09] Teoalida: How many units do you think that can fit here?
[23:11] Teoalida: Then I can help you to optimize layouts and fit even more units!
[23:11] Visitor has left the conversation

Ask help, run away and lose a FREE offer!

According visitors list, he clicked only the “2-bedroom single-storey semi-detached” house, which is 6 x 10 meters.
Probably saw that none of houses posted on website have LESS than 2 bedrooms, so quitted website instead of giving me land size to design a new plan…. I could do in 10 min for FREE.

Tuesday, 7 May, 2013
Country: Philippines
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/
[10:40] Teoalida customer service (trigger): Hello from website admin! Here I also offer ideas and design services… how I can help you?
[10:41] Visitor: im jst looling a house design for 50 sq mtr land area
[10:41] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[10:41] Teoalida: hmm what are the dimensions?
[10:41] Visitor: 16×24
[10:42] Teoalida: what is that? I ask dimensions of land
[10:42] Teoalida: 5×10 and 4×12.5 meters change design radically
[10:42] Visitor: yes
[10:42] Teoalida: http://i769.photobucket.com/albums/xx336/Teoalida/Design/Philippines-Terraced-3-bedroom-floorplan.png
[10:43] Teoalida: Please clarify land size if you want to make a design specially for you
[10:43] Visitor: i want only 1 floor n 1 bedroom
[10:44] Visitor has left the conversation

Ask for help, don’t answer my questions and run away

Chat started on Wednesday, May 20, 2015 6:15:52 PM

(6:15:52 PM) *** Visitor 60319679 has joined the chat ***
(6:15:56 PM) chat support – teoalida.com: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(6:17:08 PM) Visitor 60319679 has changed their email address to balramrajak0130@gmail.com.
(6:17:08 PM) Visitor 60319679 is now known as Rohit raj.
(6:17:17 PM) Rohit raj: hello
(6:17:25 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:17:27 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(6:17:33 PM) Rohit raj: fien
(6:17:35 PM) Rohit raj: fine
(6:17:58 PM) Rohit raj: sir do you know Hindi
(6:18:10 PM) Teoalida: language? no
(6:18:31 PM) Rohit raj: my english is poor
(6:18:42 PM) Rohit raj: i speak hindi
(6:19:22 PM) Teoalida: you aren’t the worst english speaker I met
(6:20:00 PM) Rohit raj: I am an Indian cause i
(6:20:17 PM) Teoalida: and what do you need more exactly? how I can help?
(6:20:20 PM) Rohit raj: I am an Indian cause I don’t no english
(6:20:54 PM) Rohit raj: deasing the house
(6:21:43 PM) Teoalida: tell me land dimensions and how many rooms do you want?
(6:21:51 PM) Teoalida: but also… how much do you pay for this service?
(6:23:25 PM) Rohit raj: In ground floor 2 rooms 1 kitchen, Bathroom and A Place of a car parking…
(6:26:32 PM) Rohit raj commented: “thanks for the chat”
(6:26:33 PM) *** Rohit raj has left ***

I asked him 3 questions, he answer just one, then probably quit because he tired of waiting 3 minutes to see a reply from me, when actually I was waiting FOR HIM TO REPLY rest of questions.

Anyway… indian, probably was looking for free services, not intending to pay anything.

This guy ask for a floorplan but is not even telling details

Chat started on Sunday, May 22, 2016 12:23:02 PM
Country: Saudi Arabia
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/

(12:23:02 PM) *** Visitor 89575709 has joined the chat ***
(12:23:02 PM) Visitor 89575709: give a floor plan which 15 meters front open
(12:23:20 PM) Visitor 89575709: by the way the lot area is 900sqm
(12:23:23 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(12:23:26 PM) Teoalida: how many rooms do you need?
(12:25:32 PM) Visitor 89575709: can you give me a drawing which the lot are is 15 meters is front open and the lot area is 900sqm.
(12:26:20 PM) Teoalida: if yo want to GIVE you a ready-made plan… http://www.teoalida.com/design/Square-House-floorplan.png is 10m wide and will leave 2.5m empty space on both sides
(12:26:43 PM) Teoalida: but what could be better for you than a house designed specially for you?
(12:28:15 PM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/design/House-for-Lithuania.png 12 meters wide and leave 1.5m empty space
(12:35:04 PM) *** Visitor 89575709 has left ***

Why did you said OK and ran away?

Country: India
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/

Chat started on Monday, December 04, 2017 9:47:51 PM

(9:47:51 PM) *** Visitor 57576010 has joined the chat ***
(9:47:51 PM) Visitor 57576010: HI
(9:48:01 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:48:02 PM) Teoalida: hello
(9:48:28 PM) Visitor 57576010: ARE YOU A DESIGNER
(9:48:33 PM) Teoalida: yes
(9:48:44 PM) Teoalida: all what you see on website is designed by me
(9:48:45 PM) Visitor 57576010: WHERE ARE YOU FROM
(9:49:02 PM) Teoalida: so how I can help you?
(9:49:12 PM) Visitor 57576010: OK
(9:49:48 PM) *** Visitor 57576010 has left ***

Ask for help but not answering for 20 min?

Chat started on Monday, December 18, 2017 2:05:01 PM
Country: Netherlands
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/

(2:05:01 PM) *** Visitor 11250743 has joined the chat ***
(2:05:01 PM) Visitor 11250743: hi
(2:05:06 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(2:05:08 PM) Teoalida: hello
(2:05:28 PM) Visitor 11250743: how areyou
(2:05:34 PM) Teoalida: fine, why?
(2:05:37 PM) Teoalida: how I can help you?
(2:06:43 PM) Visitor 11250743: im am planining to build a two story two bedroom apartmets
(2:07:23 PM) Teoalida: do you build in Netherlands?
(2:07:41 PM) Visitor 11250743: no
(2:08:31 PM) Visitor 11250743: i live in te Netherlands but i will build on St Maarten
(2:09:10 PM) Teoalida: Caribbean sea…. interesting
(2:09:19 PM) Visitor 11250743: yes
(2:10:19 PM) Visitor 11250743: we just had a bad hurricane past over and everthing is flat
(2:11:02 PM) Visitor 11250743: need to start building back up
(2:11:39 PM) Teoalida: Just read this on Wikipedia
(2:12:06 PM) Teoalida: well… if I have time I can help you with a custom design
(2:12:42 PM) Visitor 11250743: that will be good
(2:13:37 PM) Visitor 11250743: i realy neet to start as soon as posabble
(2:14:12 PM) Teoalida: tell me more details about your project, land dimensions, etc
(2:35:01 PM) *** Visitor 11250743 has left ***

He don’t tell me project details but choose to say FUCK YOU?

Country: Ethiopia
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/apartmentplans/

Chat started on Tuesday, January 23, 2018 5:31:07 PM

(5:31:07 PM) *** Visitor 26882084 has joined the chat ***
(5:31:07 PM) Visitor 26882084: hi
(5:31:14 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:31:15 PM) Teoalida: hello
(5:31:22 PM) Visitor 26882084: hello
(5:31:42 PM) Visitor 26882084: what can help u
(5:31:54 PM) Teoalida: what are you looking for?
(5:33:43 PM) Visitor 26882084: pls send me 1 bed room,2 bed room,3 bed room condominium house plan
(5:33:53 PM) Visitor 26882084: pls send me 1 bed room,2 bed room,3 bed room condominium house plan
(5:34:10 PM) Teoalida: can you tell me land dimensions and what do you build there? houses or apartments?
(5:34:11 PM) Visitor 26882084: pls send me 1 bed room,2 bed room,3 bed room condominium house plan
(5:34:36 PM) Visitor 26882084: pls send me 1 bed room,2 bed room,3 bed room condominium house plan
(5:35:16 PM) Visitor 26882084: send me condominium
(5:35:25 PM) Visitor 26882084: send me condominium
(5:35:58 PM) Visitor 26882084: plan
(5:36:32 PM) Teoalida: explain your project in detail
(5:36:33 PM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/#custom
(5:38:12 PM) Visitor 26882084: 10q your advise
(5:39:50 PM) Teoalida: if you can’t speak english properly I can’t help you…. moreover as stated on website architecture is NO LONGER my primary job and won’t do new projects (unless is a special case)
(5:47:15 PM) Visitor 26882084: fuck you
(6:00:01 PM) *** Visitor 26882084 has left ***

Can’t explain clearly

Country: Kenya
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/

Chat started on Monday, January 29, 2018 9:09:32 AM

(9:09:32 AM) *** Visitor 86699423 has joined the chat ***
(9:09:32 AM) Visitor 86699423: Hello, seen Home for Shwan
(9:09:41 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:09:45 AM) Teoalida: and…?
(9:09:47 AM) Visitor 86699423: It is a great design
(9:09:54 AM) Visitor 86699423: I like it
(9:10:03 AM) Visitor 86699423: Now to my mind
(9:12:49 AM) Visitor 86699423: Can it be customized to a 6 family housing complex of 2 bed roomed each and fit in a studio complex on each floor.
(9:13:53 AM) Teoalida: this means making a new project… nothing from Shwan house can be use
(9:14:09 AM) Teoalida: 2 bedroom or studio? what do you mean?
(9:14:36 AM) Visitor 86699423: it is family housing complex
(9:14:53 AM) Visitor 86699423: 2 houses and a studio on each floor
(9:15:19 AM) Teoalida: 2 floors, 3 apartments per floor?
(9:16:57 AM) Visitor 86699423: 3 floors, 2-2bedrooms houses, and a studio in between
(9:17:21 AM) Teoalida: 2 studios on ground floor and 4 apartments with 2 bedrooms?
(9:18:40 AM) *** Visitor 86699423 has left ***

Why do you quit?

Country: Bangladesh
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/

Chat started on Tuesday, March 06, 2018 10:31:41 PM

(10:31:41 PM) *** Visitor 48623409 has joined the chat ***
(10:31:43 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(10:32:41 PM) Visitor 48623409: Hi is Ali her
(10:32:54 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(10:32:58 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(10:33:35 PM) Visitor 48623409: do you have any thing in Bangladesh ?
(10:33:48 PM) Teoalida: which thing are you referring to?
(10:34:48 PM) Visitor 48623409: building house
(10:35:00 PM) Teoalida: tell me project details
(10:35:05 PM) Teoalida: land dimensions, number of rooms, etc
(10:35:44 PM) Teoalida: if it can be done QUICKLY I will help you…. otherwise no because I am busy with bigger projects
(10:37:03 PM) Visitor 48623409: I have 40/40 f land in Building house
(10:38:09 PM) *** Visitor 48623409 has left ***

Does my SAMPLE disappointed you

Country: Liberia
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/

Chat started on Saturday, April 14, 2018 7:43:26 PM

(7:43:26 PM) *** Visitor 2731206 has joined the chat ***
(7:43:28 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… may I know what are you looking for? If you need any help, drop here a message!
(7:46:18 PM) Visitor 2731206: two bedroom with a sunken livingroom
(7:46:32 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:46:33 PM) Teoalida: ?
(7:46:56 PM) Teoalida: do you want to design a custom house plan for you?
(7:47:43 PM) Visitor 2731206: i want it done in autocad
(7:48:54 PM) Visitor 2731206: sent me sample of a custom house plan
(7:49:16 PM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/design/Sample-floor-plan.pdf
(7:51:18 PM) Visitor 2731206: ok
(7:52:54 PM) *** Visitor 2731206 has left ***

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