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Idiot asking stupid questions and telling me about raping his son

Chat started on Friday, May 19, 2017 1:52:04 PM
Country: Iceland
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/india/

(1:52:04 PM) *** Visitor 43189405 has joined the chat ***
(1:52:06 PM) teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(2:21:32 PM) Visitor 43189405: hi
(2:21:38 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(2:21:41 PM) Teoalida: what’s up
(2:22:06 PM) Visitor 43189405: Hello this is ranchid, from cJostumer support. how can is help you
(2:22:29 PM) Teoalida: usually I am the one who help customers
(2:22:45 PM) Teoalida: may I know what are you looking for?
(2:22:48 PM) Visitor 43189405: Oh sorry, sorry, sorry. But you need to tell me how I can help
(2:22:52 PM) Teoalida: how did you found my website?
(2:23:02 PM) Visitor 43189405: DO you wana stop wasting my time
(2:23:13 PM) Visitor 43189405: I WORK HERE AND I AM VERY VERY VERY BUSY
(2:23:25 PM) Visitor 43189405: SO PLES TELL ME WHAT YOU WHAHANT
(2:23:26 PM) Teoalida: how do I waste your time? you came at me
(2:23:27 PM) Visitor 43189405: !!
(2:23:39 PM) Visitor 43189405: NO YOU SENT THE FIRST KEBAB MESSAGE
(2:23:46 PM) Visitor 43189405: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(2:23:59 PM) Teoalida: that greeting message is configured to appear to everyone
(2:24:47 PM) Visitor 43189405: THAT NO MATTER MAN!! I GOT THE FIRST NESSAGE
(2:24:56 PM) Visitor 43189405: SO HOW THE FUCKING HELL CAN I HELP YOU!!!
(2:25:16 PM) Teoalida: no, I am the one who help visitors of my website. if you don’t need any help from me just ignore this chat
(2:26:04 PM) Visitor 43189405: okey then, you help me with enableling cookies on microsoft edge
(2:26:26 PM) Visitor 43189405: ?
(2:26:29 PM) Teoalida: http://www.laptopmag.com/articles/disable-enable-cookies-edge-browser
(2:26:30 PM) Visitor 43189405: heru?
(2:26:42 PM) Visitor 43189405: But I can’t open this
(2:26:48 PM) Visitor 43189405: It is block my country
(2:26:55 PM) Visitor 43189405: Can you say how I can in chat?
(2:27:07 PM) Teoalida: Open Edge.
Press the three-dot More Actions button on the top right.
MORE: These Windows 10 Keyboard Shortcuts Will Save You Clicks.
Select Settings from the menu that shows up.
Tap or click View Advanced Settings. …
Press the dropdown arrow under the Cookies field.
(2:27:24 PM) Visitor 43189405: What is settings in iceick?
(2:27:25 PM) Teoalida: BUT… you should ask me if you have questions related to articles of my website or interested in my services. Not random computing questions
(2:27:46 PM) Visitor 43189405: I’m trying to enable cookies
(2:27:57 PM) Visitor 43189405: I ned tu now what i do with settings
(2:28:05 PM) Visitor 43189405: what is it in icelanic
(2:28:17 PM) Teoalida: I don’t know icelandic
(2:28:28 PM) Visitor 43189405: But can you bing it?
(2:28:32 PM) Visitor 43189405: or yahoo?
(2:28:42 PM) Visitor 43189405: Google no like icedick, they block us
(2:29:15 PM) Visitor 43189405: Plis help Mr!
(2:29:35 PM) Teoalida: Google search blocked in your country? I can’t believe! try searching on Bing, Yahoo or Yandex
(2:29:46 PM) Visitor 43189405: But bing is so bad!!
(2:30:05 PM) Visitor 43189405: Like it give you Bing sounds
(2:30:23 PM) Teoalida: check this http://www.teoalida.com/about/contact/
(2:30:34 PM) Visitor 43189405: what is?
(2:30:56 PM) Visitor 43189405: You are a very nice person, So I guess you like porn. What do you recomend, Some indian stuff
(2:30:58 PM) Teoalida: Feel free to contact me if you have any enquiry about AutoCAD design, architecture, real estate, research, data mining and analysis, or any other field covered by articles of this website.
(2:31:24 PM) Visitor 43189405: some bondage
(2:31:26 PM) Visitor 43189405: ?
(2:31:54 PM) Visitor 43189405 has changed their email address to Anderson@Microsoft.com.
(2:31:54 PM) Visitor 43189405 has changed their name to Mr. Anderson.
(2:32:03 PM) Teoalida: So why do you ask me about enabling cookies, porn, etc? This is totally off-topic for my business field
(2:32:06 PM) Mr. Anderson: henti maybe?
(2:32:14 PM) Mr. Anderson: I have now enable cookies
(2:32:19 PM) Mr. Anderson: Now I need to find good stuff
(2:33:18 PM) Mr. Anderson has rated the chat Good
(2:33:58 PM) *** Mr. Anderson has left ***

 

Chat started on Friday, May 19, 2017 2:34:04 PM
Country: Iceland
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/about/contact/

(2:34:04 PM) *** Visitor 73245266 has joined the chat ***
(2:34:04 PM) Visitor 73245266: Hello, I was wondering if I could get some help with a data anylis
(2:34:27 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(2:34:41 PM) Visitor 73245266: And you have some information on a newspaper topic I’m working on?
(2:34:44 PM) Teoalida: Are you serious? interested in data analysis after you talked so much randomly and off-topic?
(2:35:21 PM) Visitor 73245266: What do you mean? Otherwise yes
(2:35:58 PM) Teoalida: tell me exactly what do you want if you really want something
(2:36:35 PM) Visitor 73245266: I need some information about pornographic content in the 1800
(2:37:02 PM) Teoalida: again, that’s off-topic
(2:37:27 PM) Visitor 73245266: i don´t care i just want hentai
(2:37:31 PM) Visitor 73245266: plis!!!
(2:38:01 PM) Teoalida: I don’t do or know anything in porn field!
(2:38:31 PM) Visitor 73245266: I KNOW YOU KNOW I KNOW YOU KNOW I KNOW YOU KNOW I KNOW YOU WATCH HENTAIIIIII!
(2:39:17 PM) Teoalida: I am a serious business man, I don’t watch any porn
(2:39:49 PM) Visitor 73245266: SENT ME CHILD PORN!!!!
(2:39:56 PM) Visitor 73245266: Indian prefibly
(2:40:07 PM) Teoalida: Since you are clearly NOT interested in any of the services I offer, I’m gonna end this chat
(2:40:15 PM) Visitor 73245266: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(2:40:18 PM) Visitor 73245266: INDIAN!
(2:40:25 PM) Visitor 73245266: wait wait
(2:40:28 PM) Visitor 73245266: are you indian?
(2:40:39 PM) Visitor 73245266: Can i have you’r ass
(2:40:45 PM) Visitor 73245266: plz
(2:42:42 PM) Visitor 73245266: I want to fill u with my liquid
(2:43:03 PM) Visitor 73245266: i will make your ass look like a sleave
(2:43:22 PM) Visitor 73245266: it will be the size of a football’
(2:43:32 PM) Visitor 73245266: WIDE OPEN!!!!
(2:43:57 PM) Teoalida: may I know your age?
(2:44:05 PM) Visitor 73245266: 45
(2:44:12 PM) Visitor 73245266: how old are you
(2:44:26 PM) Teoalida: 28
(2:44:30 PM) Visitor 73245266: good
(2:44:36 PM) Visitor 73245266: still young
(2:44:39 PM) Visitor 73245266: fresh
(2:44:46 PM) Teoalida: if you are 45 why do you behave like a 10-year idiot?
(2:45:06 PM) Visitor 73245266: do you want mah wrinkly
(2:45:12 PM) Visitor 73245266: slong
(2:45:18 PM) Visitor 73245266: I like tydg
(2:45:36 PM) Visitor 73245266: i am very hairy
(2:46:10 PM) Visitor 73245266: I’m very sorry for this. The kids in my school have been bothering you
(2:46:20 PM) Visitor 73245266: excuse my english
(2:47:55 PM) Teoalida: so they are kids? as I believed?
(2:48:19 PM) Teoalida: and who are you? a parent or same kid pretending to be more mature?
(2:48:29 PM) Visitor 73245266: sorry i am the parent
(2:48:43 PM) Visitor 73245266: dont worry i will wack them
(2:48:45 PM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/
(2:49:39 PM) Visitor 73245266: i will teach them respect
(2:49:54 PM) Visitor 73245266: i will take their virginity
(2:51:01 PM) Visitor 73245266: with force
(2:51:27 PM) Visitor 73245266: i will there asses ofen
(2:51:38 PM) Visitor 73245266: sry open
(2:51:52 PM) Visitor 73245266: an i will sell them to slavery
(2:52:41 PM) Visitor 73245266: george is alredy naked
(2:53:03 PM) Visitor 73245266: i will let you know when i’m done raping them
(2:53:32 PM) Visitor 73245266: they will reget the day they were born
(2:55:37 PM) Visitor 73245266: plz answer
(2:56:09 PM) Teoalida: Since you are clearly NOT interested in any of the services I offer, what answer do you expect?
(2:56:30 PM) Visitor 73245266: bot i am punishing my children for u
(2:56:51 PM) Visitor 73245266: i have ruined my sons ass just 4 u
(2:57:54 PM) *** Visitor 73245266 has left ***

 

Chat started on Friday, May 19, 2017 2:36:04 PM
Country: Iceland
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/about/contact/

(2:36:04 PM) *** Mr. Anderson has joined the chat ***
(2:36:04 PM) Mr. Anderson: PLIS SEND ME HENTAI!
(2:36:13 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(2:36:21 PM) Teoalida: why do you open 2 chats in same time?
(2:36:36 PM) *** Mr. Anderson has left ***

 

Chat started on Friday, May 19, 2017 3:00:24 PM
Country: Iceland
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/about/contact/

(3:00:24 PM) *** Visitor 73245266 has joined the chat ***
(3:00:24 PM) Visitor 73245266: why u not respect me
(3:00:33 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:01:05 PM) Visitor 73245266: my sons ass is bleeding
(3:01:13 PM) Visitor 73245266: just 4 u
(3:01:16 PM) Teoalida: SERIOUSLY… go talk with someone else and leave me to do my job!
(3:01:42 PM) Visitor 73245266: but he is crying on the floor
(3:02:17 PM) Teoalida: And hope you will get JAILED for raping other people
(3:02:29 PM) Visitor 73245266: it was my son and i love him
(3:02:37 PM) Visitor 73245266: but hees in pain
(3:02:43 PM) Visitor 73245266: only for you
(3:03:30 PM) Visitor 73245266: why do u not apreachiate my gift
(3:03:56 PM) Visitor 73245266: do you want me to destroy my doughter too
(3:04:42 PM) Visitor 73245266: answer mee
(3:05:01 PM) Visitor 73245266: or i will kill all my kids
(3:07:05 PM) *** Visitor 73245266 has left ***

Chat started on Friday, May 19, 2017 4:21:44 PM
Country: Iceland
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/

(4:21:44 PM) *** Visitor 60699473 has joined the chat ***
(4:21:44 PM) Visitor 60699473: Hello
(4:21:49 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(4:21:49 PM) Teoalida: hi
(4:23:38 PM) Visitor 60699473: May I ask you, for a paper I’m writing. What inspires and makes you keep this website running?
(4:25:23 PM) Teoalida: I posted my works on website so other people get impressed by my works and pay me to do new works… but you’re obviously NOT interested in any work!
(4:26:23 PM) Visitor 60699473: Okay I see, but have you ever thought about adding advertisements on the side?
(4:27:42 PM) Teoalida: I tried applying for Google Adsense but I was rejected
(4:37:03 PM) *** Visitor 60699473 has left ***

 

Chat started on Friday, May 19, 2017 4:36:01 PM
Country: Romania
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/about/contact/

(4:36:01 PM) *** Visitor 79113620 has joined the chat ***
(4:36:01 PM) Visitor 79113620: Hello
(4:36:08 PM) Visitor 79113620: Can you help me with one thing
(4:36:28 PM) Visitor 79113620: ?
(4:36:31 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(4:36:31 PM) Teoalida: ?
(4:36:43 PM) Visitor 79113620: Hello what’s your name?
(4:37:03 PM) Teoalida: just call me Teoalida
(4:37:45 PM) Visitor 79113620: My name is jack
(4:38:01 PM) Visitor 79113620: And I’m trying to find my friend Jeff can you help me?
(4:38:29 PM) Teoalida: Ba tu cine dracu esti de te dai Jack?
(4:38:56 PM) Visitor 79113620: Let me translate that Via google
(4:39:13 PM) Teoalida: You’re a fucking romanian but pretend to be english!@
(4:39:39 PM) Visitor 79113620: When did I say I was romanian
(4:39:47 PM) Visitor 79113620: I live there yes
(4:39:47 PM) Teoalida: LOCATION
Romania
BROWSER
Firefox 45.0
PLATFORM
Windows 7
DEVICE

IP ADDRESS
109.163.234.9
(4:40:22 PM) Visitor 79113620: A person can live in romania without knowing the language
(4:40:52 PM) Visitor 79113620: I’m guessing you are Romanian then
(4:40:56 PM) Teoalida: but my real life friends are the ONLY persons living in Romania who enter my website and make jokes on chat!
(4:41:02 PM) Teoalida: You should be one of my fucking friends
(4:41:24 PM) Visitor 79113620: I’m not
(4:41:29 PM) Visitor 79113620: why do you think that?
(4:41:41 PM) Teoalida: hmm OK, so why did you came on my website?
(4:41:51 PM) Visitor 79113620: I’m trying to find jack?
(4:42:14 PM) Teoalida: There is nobody Jack. How did you found my website?
(4:42:29 PM) *** Visitor 79113620 has left ***

Chat started on Friday, May 19, 2017 4:48:49 PM
Country: United States
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/

(4:48:49 PM) *** Visitor 51391568 has joined the chat ***
(4:48:49 PM) Visitor 51391568: I must say I am sorry for the things that happened earlier, I was playing the indian text support guy. But I had to leave and shortly after my friend came on the computer and typed the stuff you saw
(4:49:08 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(4:49:13 PM) Teoalida: you’re the Icelandic idiot?
(4:49:20 PM) Visitor 51391568: I am one of them
(4:49:30 PM) Teoalida: you were few minutes ago with romanian IP?
(4:49:38 PM) Visitor 51391568: I was
(4:49:49 PM) Teoalida: also what indian text support guy?
(4:50:06 PM) Visitor 51391568: Hello this is ranhjid how can I help you
(4:50:22 PM) Visitor 51391568: I just send 10 messages, the remaining was my friend
(4:50:26 PM) Visitor 51391568: He gets wierd…
(4:50:47 PM) Teoalida: Visitor 431894052:22 PM
Hello this is ranchid, from cJostumer support. how can is help you
(4:50:56 PM) Visitor 51391568: Aye
(4:51:01 PM) Teoalida: your english is so bad
(4:51:13 PM) Teoalida: you can’t even type your name in same way 2 times
(4:51:27 PM) Visitor 51391568: Sure
(4:51:34 PM) Visitor 51391568: I was no fake
(4:52:15 PM) Teoalida: you say sorry for having your friend annoying me, but yourself are annoying me
(4:52:46 PM) Visitor 51391568: Ofcourse
(4:52:49 PM) Teoalida: your first 10 messages prove that you came here to annoy me
(4:52:59 PM) Visitor 51391568: Of course
(4:56:26 PM) *** Visitor 51391568 has left ***

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