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Bad customers from India – I tell them price and they run away

Chat started on Tuesday, August 15, 2017 6:01:32 PM

(6:01:32 PM) *** Visitor 55975609 has joined the chat ***
(6:01:32 PM) Visitor 55975609: hi
(6:01:42 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:01:43 PM) Teoalida: hello
(6:02:19 PM) Visitor 55975609: I have a 45 ft * 55ft plot in India
(6:02:27 PM) Teoalida: and what do you build there?
(6:02:38 PM) Visitor 55975609: planning on a two level building..
(6:02:47 PM) Visitor 55975609: gnd floor.. 2BHK
(6:02:58 PM) Visitor 55975609: first floor.. 3BHK
(6:03:22 PM) Visitor 55975609: gnd floor is for rental..
(6:03:26 PM) Visitor 55975609: with 2 car garage.
(6:03:48 PM) Visitor 55975609: can this be done?
(6:04:14 PM) Teoalida: why one bedroom less on ground floor? is to leave space for parking?
(6:04:32 PM) Visitor 55975609: yes
(6:05:24 PM) Teoalida: it can be done
(6:05:35 PM) Teoalida: rooms will be a bit small but can
(6:05:53 PM) Teoalida: do you need a simple floor plan for ideas or also detailed drawings, elevations, sections, 3D design, etc?
(6:06:11 PM) Visitor 55975609: simple floor plan for ideas
(6:06:32 PM) Teoalida: ok, I can do for 50$
(6:08:09 PM) Teoalida: and give you a PDF that you can print in high resolution or whatever
(6:10:55 PM) Teoalida: leave an email address to avoid losing contact?
(6:25:50 PM) *** Visitor 55975609 has left ***

 

Chat started on Thursday, September 07, 2017 3:38:21 PM

(3:38:21 PM) *** Visitor 27646897 has joined the chat ***
(3:38:21 PM) Visitor 27646897: mujy plz 50×50 ha ek plan to bna dy
(3:38:31 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:38:35 PM) Teoalida: can you speak english?
(3:39:53 PM) Visitor 27646897: plz make 50×50 housing plan for me
(3:40:04 PM) Teoalida: how many rooms?
(3:40:17 PM) Visitor 27646897: 3 rooms
(3:40:34 PM) Teoalida: single or 2 floors?
(3:40:41 PM) Visitor 27646897: single
(3:41:10 PM) Teoalida: perhaps bungalow, with open space on all sides, or terraced house built on plot line?
(3:42:05 PM) Visitor 27646897: 3 sides space are 5 feet
(3:42:21 PM) Teoalida: and 4th side?
(3:42:36 PM) Visitor 27646897: main gate
(3:42:48 PM) Teoalida: perhaps 5 feet also in front?
(3:43:55 PM) Visitor 27646897: without front space
(3:44:08 PM) Teoalida: before making your house plan, tell me some comments about my previous projects…. http://www.teoalida.com/design/Bungalow-House-98sqm.png and http://www.teoalida.com/design/Bungalow-House-93sqm.png and http://www.teoalida.com/design/Bungalow-House-112sqm.png
(3:44:13 PM) Teoalida: which do you like more?
(3:45:04 PM) Visitor 27646897: plz show dimenstion in feet
(3:45:22 PM) Teoalida: if you want in feet I will do in feet on your project
(3:45:30 PM) Teoalida: but now I ask about general layout, not about dimensions
(3:48:07 PM) Teoalida: BTW, were you referred by a friend or by URL of an image? because I see that you did not visited pages of my architecture design but still contact me for architecture services
(3:49:08 PM) Teoalida: and I can do your custom house plan for $50 and send you high-resolution PDF with dimensions in feet
(3:49:18 PM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/
(3:51:38 PM) Visitor 27646897 has rated the chat Good
(3:51:52 PM) Visitor 27646897: ok bye
(3:51:56 PM) Teoalida: why bye?
(3:52:04 PM) Teoalida: what is the problem?
(3:52:18 PM) Visitor 27646897: no prblem
(3:52:41 PM) Teoalida: hope you weren’t expecting architects to design a custom house plan for you… for free
(3:52:52 PM) Visitor 27646897: my language is urdu no english
(3:56:01 PM) Teoalida: and you don’t want architecture services from foreigners or what?
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Chat started on Tuesday, September 12, 2017 11:39:20 AM

(11:39:20 AM) *** Visitor 73930905 has joined the chat ***
(11:39:22 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(11:58:56 AM) Visitor 73930905: i have plot adm 8mts opening and 13 mts legth with one side dead wall
(11:59:05 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(11:59:09 AM) Teoalida: and what do you build there?
(11:59:57 AM) Visitor 73930905: want to construct 4 bead house with gr plus one
(12:00:23 PM) Visitor 73930905: plz guied
(12:00:31 PM) Teoalida: 4 bead? maybe 4 bedroom
(12:00:42 PM) Visitor 73930905: yes
(12:01:05 PM) Teoalida: so you want 5 feet open space on 3 sides?
(12:01:10 PM) Teoalida: dead wall being left or right?
(12:01:24 PM) Visitor 73930905: right
(12:02:05 PM) Visitor 73930905: side
(12:02:17 PM) Teoalida: what is “with gr plus one”
(12:02:21 PM) Teoalida: garage?
(12:02:43 PM) Visitor 73930905: yes
(12:03:14 PM) Visitor 73930905: ground floor with garage
(12:03:25 PM) Teoalida: or open carport
(12:03:53 PM) Visitor 73930905: ok
(12:04:37 PM) Teoalida: so buildable area is about 6.5 x 10 meters x 2 floors = 130 sqm
(12:04:41 PM) Teoalida: a bit small for 4 bedroom
(12:04:52 PM) Teoalida: but I can make a custom house plan for you
(12:05:47 PM) Visitor 73930905: plz sugest
(12:05:58 PM) Teoalida: for $80
(12:06:04 PM) Teoalida: elevations, sections and 3D design do you need?
(12:06:37 PM) Visitor 73930905 has rated the chat Good
(12:08:00 PM) Visitor 73930905: yes sir let you know thank you
(12:08:13 PM) Teoalida: so you are undecided to work at my price or not?
(12:08:20 PM) Teoalida: meantime look at my past projects
(12:08:40 PM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/design/European-Terraced-4-bedroom-floorplan.png
(12:08:54 PM) Teoalida: if you pay I send you high-resolution PDF or even editable DWG
(12:09:16 PM) Visitor 73930905: ok sir
(12:58:19 PM) *** Visitor 73930905 has left ***

Chat started on Saturday, September 23, 2017 5:07:45 PM
Country: India
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/

(5:07:45 PM) *** Visitor 42588586 has joined the chat ***
(5:07:45 PM) Visitor 42588586: yes i need
(5:07:51 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:07:55 PM) Teoalida: more exactly?
(5:08:51 PM) Visitor 42588586: i want a drawing of 600sq feet
(5:09:17 PM) Teoalida: length and width?
(5:09:48 PM) Visitor 42588586: length 29′ width 21.5′
(5:10:18 PM) Teoalida: and how many rooms do you build there?
(5:10:31 PM) Teoalida: these small projects don’t really worth my time, but let’s see
(5:11:03 PM) Visitor 42588586: 2 bedroom and 1 kitchen 1 bathroom
(5:11:18 PM) Teoalida: I guess that 2 floors?
(5:11:25 PM) Visitor 42588586: yes
(5:12:54 PM) Teoalida: I can edit this floor plan http://www.teoalida.com/design/Terraced-House-5x10m.png to adjust to your lot size, add dimensions in feet, etc… and give you printable PDF
(5:13:53 PM) Visitor 42588586: i have urgently need so prepare fast
(5:14:23 PM) Teoalida: elevations, sections, 3D design, are needed?
(5:15:23 PM) Visitor 42588586: only plan
(5:15:31 PM) Teoalida: good… I can do it today
(5:15:44 PM) Teoalida: for $60
(5:17:21 PM) *** Visitor 42588586 has left ***

Chat started on Saturday, October 28, 2017 7:12:24 PM
Country: Saudi Arabia
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/

(7:12:24 PM) *** Visitor 27232458 has joined the chat ***
(7:12:25 PM) Visitor 27232458: hello
(7:12:32 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(7:12:34 PM) Teoalida: hi
(7:12:42 PM) Visitor 27232458: how are you
(7:12:47 PM) Teoalida: fine, why?
(7:12:52 PM) Teoalida: are you returning customer?
(7:13:21 PM) Visitor 27232458: i need autocad drawing of 25feet by 45feet house drawing
(7:13:40 PM) Teoalida: in which country do you build?
(7:13:48 PM) Visitor 27232458: pakistan
(7:13:55 PM) Teoalida: and how many rooms?
(7:13:59 PM) Teoalida: this will decide price
(7:14:03 PM) Visitor 27232458: 4
(7:14:10 PM) Teoalida: perhaps 2 floors?
(7:14:16 PM) Visitor 27232458: yes
(7:14:21 PM) Teoalida: carport needed?
(7:15:08 PM) Visitor 27232458: i need 4 bed rooms, 2 TV lounch, 4 bathrooms, 2 kitchen and 1 car porch
(7:15:08 PM) Visitor 27232458: i need 4 bed rooms, 2 TV lounch, 4 bathrooms, 2 kitchen and 1 car porch
(7:15:31 PM) Teoalida: hmm
(7:15:48 PM) Teoalida: land is a bit small for all these
(7:16:01 PM) Visitor 27232458: no problem
(7:16:04 PM) Teoalida: and do you need a simple floor plan for ideas or also detailed drawings, elevations, sections, 3D design, etc?
(7:16:18 PM) Visitor 27232458: just plans
(7:16:24 PM) Visitor 27232458: in autocad format
(7:16:37 PM) Teoalida: then $100 for floor plan with dimensions in DWG format
(7:16:41 PM) Teoalida: few revisions included
(7:17:14 PM) Visitor 27232458: but i have no money
(7:17:26 PM) Visitor 27232458: you can give me free of cost
(7:17:31 PM) Teoalida: so how do you expect architects to serve you with a custom floor plan?
(7:17:58 PM) Teoalida: if you want free, look at ready-made floor plans, don’t make requests
(7:18:15 PM) Visitor 27232458: okay thanks
(7:18:21 PM) Teoalida: scroll to bottom of page
(7:18:25 PM) Teoalida: and see http://www.teoalida.com/design/Terraced-House-22x45ft.png
(7:18:35 PM) Teoalida: but you want an extra bedroom and extra living room and this is a challenge
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Chat started on Tuesday, October 31, 2017 9:52:53 AM
Country: India
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/

(9:52:53 AM) *** Visitor 37767116 has joined the chat ***
(9:52:55 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(9:53:20 AM) Visitor 37767116: give me design for 40 sq meter flat for three floors
(9:53:37 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:53:52 AM) Teoalida: let’s design it first then give
(9:54:07 AM) Teoalida: and 40 sqm is a bit small
(9:54:13 AM) Teoalida: tell me length and width and how many rooms?
(9:56:17 AM) Visitor 37767116: length is 8 meters width is 5 meters 2 rooms with kitchen
(9:57:06 AM) Teoalida: living room at ground floor, one bedroom at first floor, second bedroom at second floor?
(9:57:56 AM) Visitor 37767116: can we have two bedroom in second floor
(9:59:13 AM) Teoalida: I don’t think so… too small land
(9:59:18 AM) Teoalida: see http://www.teoalida.com/design/Townhouse-32-80sqm.png upper one for 4x10m land
(9:59:48 AM) Teoalida: and India have some laws about minimum room size
(10:01:51 AM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/design/Tiny-House-54-56sqm.png
(10:02:08 AM) Teoalida: let me know if you want to purchase editable DWG file of any of these floor plans, or to make a custom floor plan for you
(10:03:35 AM) Visitor 37767116: thanks
(10:04:00 AM) Teoalida: maybe is possible to fit 2 rooms on one floor in that space
(10:04:13 AM) *** Visitor 37767116 has left ***

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