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Stupid chat (2018-02-06) – help me finding my dad

This person visited Car Database section of my website, and turned to be not a customer but an idiot kid… I have no idea how this kid came to my website to ANNOY me for 2 days with his non-sense questions, changing IP 4 times and pretend to be someone else.

Country: United Kingdom
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/

Chat started on Tuesday, February 06, 2018 1:29:11 PM

(1:29:11 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(1:29:13 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… are you looking for a specific database? you are welcome for a chat!
(1:29:23 PM) Visitor: no
(1:29:28 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:29:29 PM) Teoalida: why??
(1:29:34 PM) Visitor: because no
(1:29:45 PM) Teoalida: what are you looking for in this case?
(1:29:52 PM) Visitor: not you
(1:30:09 PM) Visitor: why are you here
(1:30:25 PM) Visitor: are you my long lost dad?
(1:30:26 PM) Teoalida: to help customers choosing right products, what is the problem?
(1:30:37 PM) Visitor: i have lost my dad
(1:31:06 PM) Visitor: can you help me?
(1:31:09 PM) Visitor: please
(1:31:28 PM) Teoalida: you sound like a kid having fun on customer service
(1:32:01 PM) Visitor: not at all
(1:32:17 PM) Visitor: i need help
(1:32:43 PM) Teoalida: I am here to offer help regarding MY products
(1:32:56 PM) Visitor: i am here to find my dad
(1:33:25 PM) Visitor: help me
(1:33:53 PM) Visitor: what are your products
(1:34:46 PM) Visitor has rated the chat Bad
(1:34:56 PM) Visitor commented: “Horrific service”
(1:35:01 PM) Teoalida: since you are NOT interested in my products or services I’m gonna END this chat
(1:35:10 PM) Visitor: cool
(1:35:11 PM) Visitor: help me
(1:35:13 PM) Visitor: please
(1:35:17 PM) Visitor: i lost my dad
(1:35:50 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/

Chat started on Tuesday, February 06, 2018 1:48:48 PM

(1:48:48 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(1:48:48 PM) Visitor: hello
(1:48:58 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:48:59 PM) Teoalida: hi
(1:49:07 PM) Visitor: do you remember me?
(1:49:28 PM) Teoalida: yeah… same IP like the idiot asking about dad
(1:49:48 PM) Visitor: not me?
(1:50:00 PM) Visitor: i lost my mum
(1:50:20 PM) Teoalida: excuse me, do you want to ban your IP?
(1:50:35 PM) Teoalida: stop disturbing me with your stupid messages
(1:50:45 PM) Visitor: but seriously.. what do you actually offer?
(1:51:30 PM) Teoalida: doesn’t matter… if you would have been interested you were starting with “I am looking for….”
(1:51:46 PM) Visitor: i did start with that?
(1:51:52 PM) Visitor: i am looking for.. my dad
(1:54:47 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, February 06, 2018 2:03:34 PM

(2:03:34 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(2:03:34 PM) Visitor: can you help me with my car? i am looking for a soloution
(2:03:39 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(2:04:06 PM) Teoalida: I bet that is AGAIN not related with my business
(2:04:25 PM) Visitor: you sell car databases yes? so you mu8st know something?
(2:05:14 PM) Visitor: must*
(2:05:19 PM) Visitor: so can you help?
(2:05:29 PM) Visitor: i have a foreign object stuck in my exhaust
(2:05:41 PM) Visitor: i tried to fix it and got it stuck in the fan
(2:06:41 PM) Teoalida: so funny
(2:07:19 PM) Visitor: please help
(2:07:27 PM) Visitor: my dad tried fixing it and failed
(2:07:31 PM) Visitor: he then ran off
(2:09:13 PM) Visitor: so
(2:09:22 PM) Visitor: can you help?
(2:09:50 PM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/
(2:10:03 PM) Visitor: i cannot see
(2:10:08 PM) Visitor: please elaborarte
(2:11:13 PM) Teoalida: Can I post your chat in above page? you’re too funny
(2:11:19 PM) Visitor: im hilarious
(2:12:27 PM) Visitor: but no
(2:12:31 PM) Visitor: i do not give permission
(2:12:42 PM) Visitor: i will sue you for copyright
(2:15:56 PM) Visitor: why you no reply
(2:15:58 PM) Visitor: i need my dad
(2:16:37 PM) Teoalida: because I am trying to close a deal with a CUSTOMER
(2:16:46 PM) Visitor: i am a CUSTOMER
(2:18:15 PM) Visitor: Visitor uploaded: download.png
URL: https://v2uploads.zopim.io/g/y/Q/gyQv0zvvEw4pbx3wM2qzBO2gUxltXvhR/9085bef84d61dc919719b618dd14310f6eb8c34e.png
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Size: 9876
Thumb: https://v2uploads.zopim.io/g/y/Q/gyQv0zvvEw4pbx3wM2qzBO2gUxltXvhR/9085bef84d61dc919719b618dd14310f6eb8c34e.png.thumb.jpg
(2:21:56 PM) Visitor: i love you
(2:24:17 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

 

 

Chat started on Wednesday, February 07, 2018 3:13:37 PM

(3:13:37 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(3:13:37 PM) Visitor: hi
(3:13:44 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:13:47 PM) Teoalida: hello
(3:13:52 PM) Visitor: how are you/
(3:13:56 PM) Visitor: ?*
(3:14:44 PM) Teoalida: fine, why?
(3:14:50 PM) Visitor: just wondering
(3:15:12 PM) Visitor: so i am interetsed in buying all your databases
(3:15:58 PM) Teoalida: what region is your business targeting?
(3:16:20 PM) Visitor: the whole world i am after these for my research purposes
(3:18:03 PM) Teoalida: what level of details per car?
(3:18:13 PM) Visitor: all of them
(3:18:50 PM) Teoalida: why do you have same IP with the kid who yesterday said that lost his mom / dad?
(3:19:00 PM) Visitor: i am not sure
(3:20:06 PM) Visitor: i am interested in buying
(3:21:03 PM) Teoalida: you sound like trolling again to sound like a big customer… real customers have specific needs, they don’t say “buying all your databases”
(3:21:53 PM) Visitor: my dad who ran away is interested in finding out about cars and said he will ome back if i buy them
(3:21:58 PM) Visitor: come*
(3:23:24 PM) Visitor: so…
(3:23:28 PM) Visitor: can i buy?
(3:24:06 PM) Teoalida: if you have enough money, feel free to buy
(3:24:26 PM) Visitor: thank you, this will really help me getting my dad back he is interested in cars
(3:24:26 PM) Teoalida: but I think that you’re joking
(3:24:46 PM) Visitor: im not joking
(3:28:25 PM) Visitor: so can you help
(3:28:50 PM) Teoalida: just click green buttons and buy what databases do you need
(3:29:27 PM) Visitor: but i need help
(3:29:29 PM) Visitor: can you herlp?
(3:31:28 PM) Teoalida: what help do you need?
(3:31:51 PM) Visitor: life
(3:32:00 PM) Visitor: i need help with life
(3:45:36 PM) *** Visitor has left ***

 

Chat started on Wednesday, February 07, 2018 3:48:34 PM

(3:48:34 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(3:48:34 PM) Visitor: I need help
(3:48:59 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(3:49:11 PM) Teoalida: you don’t need any help, you just like wasting other people’s time
(3:49:29 PM) Visitor: i just got on what are you on about
(3:49:43 PM) Visitor: ive only just came on first time today
(3:51:20 PM) Visitor: check my ip address this is the first time ive came on this webpage
(3:52:04 PM) Visitor: wow this webpageis terrible i dont even get feedback
(3:52:17 PM) Visitor: is this why u get no customers
(3:52:27 PM) Visitor: gay
(3:53:01 PM) *** Visitor  has left ***

Chat started on Wednesday, March 14, 2018 1:41:01 PM

(1:41:01 PM) *** Visitor 99115284 has joined the chat ***
(1:41:01 PM) Visitor 99115284: hi
(1:41:12 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:41:13 PM) Teoalida: hello
(1:41:26 PM) Visitor 99115284: i am looking to purcahse a dtaabse
(1:41:43 PM) Visitor 99115284: database*
(1:42:37 PM) Teoalida: feel free to purchase… which one?
(1:43:09 PM) Visitor 99115284: its for my dad
(1:46:13 PM) *** Visitor 99115284 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, March 20, 2018 1:29:00 PM

(1:29:00 PM) *** Visitor 99115284 has joined the chat ***
(1:29:01 PM) Visitor 99115284: i would like to buy a database
(1:29:26 PM) Visitor 99115284: i would like to sell it to my dad
(1:29:45 PM) Visitor 99115284: so how do i make profit by buying your database
(1:30:42 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:30:50 PM) Teoalida: isn’t easier to tell to your dad to purchase?
(1:31:22 PM) Teoalida: what business field is he in?
(1:31:32 PM) Visitor 99115284: he works in a brothel
(1:31:55 PM) Teoalida: why he needs a car database?
(1:32:29 PM) Visitor 99115284: i would like to buy your database and use it to make more money than you by uploading them to my site so they can find out what kind of car is best for “you know what” 😉
(1:33:21 PM) Teoalida: Please respect my terms of service and DON’T upload my database on other sites
(1:33:46 PM) Teoalida: better to say, don’t resell it
(1:34:10 PM) Visitor 99115284: Ok i shall not do that.. but still i would like to know the best car to do the “you know what” and i need your permission
(1:35:47 PM) Teoalida: hey, I can see that we had 2 previous chats, 6 february and 14 march
(1:36:01 PM) *** Visitor 99115284 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, March 20, 2018 1:43:38 PM

(1:43:38 PM) *** Visitor 17440750 has joined the chat ***
(1:43:38 PM) Visitor 17440750: sorry i have had to switch devices
(1:43:49 PM) Visitor 17440750: are you still able to help?
(1:43:59 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:44:12 PM) Teoalida: every time I talk with you, I see same non-serious and childish attitude
(1:44:20 PM) Visitor 17440750: i am serious
(1:44:55 PM) Teoalida: if you are serious, tell to your dad to visit my website and make a deal
(1:45:07 PM) Teoalida: but for what reason someone working in a brother would need a car database?
(1:45:36 PM) Teoalida: I think about blocking your IP
(1:46:34 PM) Visitor 17440750: he just wishes to knwo the best car to do the you know what 😉
(1:48:18 PM) Teoalida: there is no clear way to define “best car”
(1:48:22 PM) Teoalida: but check this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_of_the_Year
(1:48:42 PM) Visitor 17440750: is this comfortable and easy to move in?
(1:49:07 PM) Teoalida: if this is what you and your dad want to know, you don’t even need to spend money buying my database
(1:49:24 PM) Teoalida: my database don’t give BEST or WORST ratings, but just technical specifications of every car
(1:50:05 PM) Visitor 17440750: we need to know technical performances
(1:52:43 PM) Visitor 17440750: help me
(1:56:12 PM) *** Visitor 17440750 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, March 20, 2018 1:51:29 PM

(1:51:29 PM) *** Visitor 20348654 has joined the chat ***
(1:51:29 PM) Visitor 20348654: how can i download this car database for excel
(1:51:40 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(1:51:44 PM) Teoalida: same IP….
(1:51:58 PM) Visitor 20348654: sorry what?
(1:52:36 PM) Teoalida: click the blue buttons to download SAMPLES and green buttons to purchase FULL database
(1:52:56 PM) Visitor 20348654: who dies in avengers infinity war btw babes
(1:53:19 PM) Teoalida: excuse me, do you want your IP banned?
(1:53:40 PM) Teoalida: stop talking bullshit on business websites
(1:53:43 PM) Visitor 20348654: no thanks who dies in avengers infinity war]
(1:54:01 PM) Visitor 20348654: naughty swearing on a buisness website
(1:54:19 PM) Visitor 20348654: remember the customer is always right 😉
(1:54:34 PM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/chat/2018-02-06/
(1:55:20 PM) Visitor 20348654: what
(1:55:57 PM) Visitor 20348654: do you think spiderman will die in avengers
(1:56:01 PM) Visitor 20348654: ?
(1:56:11 PM) Visitor 20348654 has rated the chat Bad
(1:56:31 PM) Teoalida: now let me to do my job, stop disturbing unecessarily
(1:56:52 PM) Visitor 20348654 commented: “didnt tell me the information i need she must be a DC Comics fan or something discusted!!!”
(1:57:16 PM) Visitor 20348654: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM ???
(1:57:37 PM) Teoalida: I will be away from computer a bit
(1:57:48 PM) Visitor 20348654: “quote from legend”
(1:57:48 PM) Teoalida: I know, you are this http://www.teoalida.com/chat/2018-02-06/
(1:59:02 PM) *** Visitor 20348654 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, March 20, 2018 2:01:09 PM

(2:01:09 PM) *** Visitor 20348654 has joined the chat ***
(2:01:09 PM) Visitor 20348654: i am a legend
(2:02:03 PM) *** Visitor 20348654 has left ***

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