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Non-sense chat (2017-07-31)

Chat started on Monday, July 31, 2017 6:40:44 PM
Country: United Kingdom

(6:40:44 PM) *** Visitor 97964131 has joined the chat ***
(6:40:46 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(6:43:58 PM) Visitor 97964131: hi
(6:44:17 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:44:17 PM) Visitor 97964131: anyone there?
(6:44:20 PM) Teoalida: what’s up?
(6:44:23 PM) Visitor 97964131: the sky
(6:44:32 PM) Visitor 97964131: you
(6:44:33 PM) Visitor 97964131: ?
(6:44:43 PM) Teoalida: ????
(6:44:49 PM) Visitor 97964131: that was a joke
(6:44:50 PM) Visitor 97964131: ha
(6:44:53 PM) Visitor 97964131: anyway
(6:44:57 PM) Visitor 97964131: are you there?
(6:45:06 PM) Visitor 97964131: where are you based?
(6:45:07 PM) Teoalida: since I am talking with you, why you need to ask if I am here?
(6:45:22 PM) Teoalida: living in Romania, hope this is not a problem
(6:45:28 PM) Visitor 97964131: no not a problem
(6:45:42 PM) Visitor 97964131: anyway how can i help you today?
(6:45:45 PM) Teoalida: great… once time ago I lost a customer because british are racist with us
(6:46:14 PM) Visitor 97964131: we are not all racist
(6:46:26 PM) Visitor 97964131: wanna see my boobs?
(6:46:49 PM) Teoalida: are you interested in my services or you came here just to have fun on customer service chat?
(6:47:07 PM) Visitor 97964131: i am interested in your services but i only have a small budget
(6:48:59 PM) Teoalida: give me more details
(6:50:19 PM) Visitor 97964131: I have a budget of £25,000
(6:50:32 PM) Visitor 97964131: for interior, furniture fittings
(6:50:39 PM) Visitor 97964131: sorry, I meant £250,000
(6:50:53 PM) Visitor 97964131: can you work within a budget like this?
(6:51:12 PM) Teoalida: wait a bit… do you build a house or want to removate an existing house?
(6:51:23 PM) Visitor 97964131: renovate existing
(6:51:36 PM) Teoalida: LOL and what kind of renovation is £250,000 ?
(6:51:45 PM) Visitor 97964131: my dollhouse
(6:52:01 PM) Teoalida: be serious and go away
(6:52:08 PM) Visitor 97964131 has rated the chat Bad
(6:52:08 PM) Teoalida: be serious OR go away
(6:52:14 PM) Visitor 97964131 commented: “rude”
(6:52:19 PM) Visitor 97964131: i am serious
(6:52:31 PM) Visitor 97964131: I love romanians, i want to give you all my money
(6:52:57 PM) Teoalida: I think that you’re just a retarded kid who found my website with few chats about design services and you pretend to be a customer just to waste my time from working for REAL customers
(6:53:16 PM) Teoalida: *pretend to have a fake project for me
(6:53:19 PM) Visitor 97964131: haha
(6:53:22 PM) Visitor 97964131: i love you
(6:53:38 PM) Visitor 97964131: dude, i am a multi millionaire in london, a rich kid, who is so bored
(6:53:44 PM) Visitor 97964131: i came across your site and thought it looks terrible
(6:53:47 PM) Visitor 97964131: so thought I’d say hi
(6:53:59 PM) Visitor 97964131: anyway, i have a yacht, and you live in romania
(6:54:00 PM) Visitor 97964131: hahahahaaha
(6:54:04 PM) Visitor 97964131: you poor dumbass
(6:54:36 PM) Teoalida: I realized this…. real customers start from first message saying “I am looking for…” or “can you help me with…” without asking the stupid questions you did
(6:55:52 PM) Teoalida: check this http://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/weird-questions/ example of things that you should NOT talk in this chat
(6:55:58 PM) *** Visitor 97964131 has left ***