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Idiot American swearing and accusing me for having relations with North Korea

I wrote articles about housing and lifestyle for 11 regions of the world, one of them being about North Korea due to the very unique life there, but without having any relations with anyone from North Korea… and some day been contacted by a very IDIOT american using harsh language and accusing me for having relations with North Korea, requesting article deletion, threatening me that will send CIA agents to my home in Romania, etc.

Strangely, he accused me for collaborating with Alvin Choo real estate agent from Singapore, accusing him for being involved in North Korean money laundering (most likely another false accusation). Indeed I had a chat with Alvin Choo one year earlier, but no collaboration, and I am questioning how the idiot american was aware of Alvin Choo since our chat was private?

How idiot you need to be to accuse someone for having relations with North Korea just for writing an article? His knowledge and interest for communism makes me suspicious too if he have some relations. Or maybe the idiot was just bored and wanted to have fun?

Chat started on Monday, April 17, 2017 8:25:21 AM

(8:25:21 AM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(8:25:23 AM) Teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(8:48:49 AM) Visitor: shut the fuck up
(8:48:53 AM) Visitor: fuckin bitch
(8:48:57 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(8:48:58 AM) Visitor: im an american
(8:49:03 AM) Visitor: fuck you
(8:49:07 AM) Teoalida: if you don’t need anything from me, just ignore the greeting
(8:49:19 AM) Teoalida: it is configured to appear to everyone
(8:49:28 AM) Visitor: how about you suck my dick you fuckin nigger
(8:49:50 AM) Visitor: trump is going to bomb your ass you romanian motherfucker
(8:49:54 AM) Visitor: ill fuck your mother
(8:50:02 AM) Visitor: TRUMP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
(8:50:03 AM) Teoalida: how do you know my place of living?
(8:50:18 AM) Visitor: i am cia you piece of shit
(8:50:34 AM) Visitor: i will send cia agents to your house right now
(8:51:01 AM) Visitor: fuckin stupid romanian
(8:51:07 AM) Visitor: you fuckin poor idiot
(8:51:11 AM) Visitor: communist
(8:51:16 AM) Teoalida: for what reason would you send CIA agents to me?
(8:51:27 AM) Visitor: because you are communist
(8:51:53 AM) Visitor: america will defeat all communists
(8:51:56 AM) Teoalida: just because I am born in a former communist country means that I am communist?
(8:52:07 AM) Visitor: yes you are a communist
(8:52:22 AM) Visitor: TRUMP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
(8:53:08 AM) Visitor: are you working for the north koreans?
(8:53:52 AM) Teoalida: oh lol, did you found my website because you were looking for info about North Korea?
(8:55:06 AM) Visitor: we will destroy north korea very soon
(8:56:17 AM) Teoalida: my article about North Korea gets a lot of kids from America looking for info… stupid kids who ask stupid questions on this chat
(8:56:47 AM) Teoalida: http://www.teoalida.com/chat/americans-asking-stupid-questions-about-north-korea/
(8:57:55 AM) Visitor: i am going to send cia agents to your residence to interrogate you regarding your links to north korea and your suspected communist activities
(8:58:11 AM) Visitor: romanian authorities have also been informed
(8:58:33 AM) Visitor: you have the audacity to call americans stupid? we will show you very soon who is the stupid one!
(8:59:32 AM) Teoalida: you’re an idiot, just because I wrote about North Korea does not mean that I am related with this country
(9:00:04 AM) Teoalida: what if I send CIA agents to you? because you were looking for info about North Korea… are you related with this country?
(9:02:02 AM) Visitor: i am an american working for the central intelligence agency in Langley virginia
(9:04:14 AM) Visitor: we know all about you
(9:04:31 AM) Visitor: your parents are hardened communists
(9:05:07 AM) Visitor: and followers of Nicolae Ceausescu
(9:05:19 AM) Visitor: why were your parents now shot during the purges?
(9:05:30 AM) Visitor: do you still harbor communist ideologies?
(9:05:53 AM) Teoalida: your amount of knowledge about our communist government give you suspicion that yourself have links to communism
(9:06:37 AM) Visitor: you communist
(9:06:40 AM) Visitor: i knew it
(9:06:57 AM) Visitor: i will send report to director of cia immediately
(9:07:16 AM) Visitor: authorizing immediate rendition against you
(9:07:21 AM) Visitor: you are forewarned
(9:07:43 AM) Teoalida: there are thousands of blogs about North Korea, mostly by tourists who went there, are you sending ALL THEM to CIA?
(9:08:27 AM) Visitor: the cia monitors everything
(9:08:33 AM) Visitor: especially known communist families
(9:08:39 AM) Visitor: i am in the cia
(9:08:46 AM) Visitor: i run the eastern europe office
(9:08:54 AM) Visitor: we monitor all communist families
(9:09:11 AM) Visitor: and it seems like you want to establish contact with pyongyang
(9:09:19 AM) Visitor: or perhaps you have already established contact
(9:09:27 AM) Visitor: we will find out during our interrogation
(9:09:29 AM) Teoalida: I am not trying to establish contact with anyone in North Korea, idiot
(9:09:57 AM) Visitor: do not call a serving american officer an idiot, it will end badly for you
(9:10:02 AM) Teoalida: I just research this country as I did for all countries in www.teoalida.com/world … primarily interested to HOUSING
(9:11:00 AM) Visitor: this is your cover story
(9:11:18 AM) Visitor: you are in reality a spy working for north korean intelligence
(9:11:44 AM) Teoalida: Your idiocy is unlimited
(9:12:01 AM) Teoalida: Do I sould delete the article about North Korea?
(9:14:54 AM) Visitor: why did you establish contact with the choo family in singapore?
(9:15:11 AM) Teoalida: what choo family?
(9:15:24 AM) Visitor: dont play dumb
(9:15:34 AM) Visitor: they are running a front operation to launder north korean illegal funds
(9:15:56 AM) Visitor: through their real estate firm
(9:16:09 AM) Visitor: breaking both singaporean law and u.s. law
(9:16:11 AM) Teoalida: Stop making stupid accusations, idiot
(9:16:16 AM) Teoalida: how are you BTW?
(9:16:20 AM) Visitor: why were you in contact with these people?
(9:16:21 AM) Teoalida: how old are you BTW?
(9:17:08 AM) Teoalida: I am NOT in contact with anyone related with North Korea, idiot, but I offer a lot of information and consultation about Singapore real estate
(9:17:29 AM) Visitor: are you in contact with mr. ALVIN CHOO
(9:17:52 AM) Visitor: he is running an operation to launder illegal north korean funds
(9:18:27 AM) Visitor: and also converting north korean fake u.s. currency (superdollars) through singaporean banks
(9:18:40 AM) Visitor: are you aware of these operations? are you involved with them?
(9:18:54 AM) Teoalida: I searched through my emails and I don’t see any Alvin Choo
(9:20:06 AM) Visitor: hmm
(9:20:13 AM) Visitor: interesting
(9:20:35 AM) Visitor: youre not off the hook yet
(9:21:01 AM) Visitor: please expect a visit tuesday morning at your residence
(9:21:09 AM) Visitor: in bucharest
(9:21:13 AM) Teoalida: I talked with thousands singaporeans via this chat and emails, but none of them is named Alvin Choo
(9:21:48 AM) Visitor: we will talk with you further regarding this when we visit tuesday morning
(9:22:20 AM) Visitor: for now, i kindly request that you delete any north korea related articles immediately from your website
(9:22:34 AM) Teoalida: I googled Alvin Choo and I see him being from ERA REALITY NETWORK PTE LTD
(9:22:39 AM) Teoalida: Can you give me any proof that Alvin Choo is related with North Korea?
(9:23:04 AM) Visitor: i cannot share that intelligence over chat
(9:23:23 AM) Visitor: we will discuss further when our team and romanian intelligence visit on tuesday morning
(9:23:32 AM) Visitor: ——————————————-
(9:23:34 AM) Visitor: for now, i kindly request that you delete any north korea related articles immediately from your website
(9:23:42 AM) Teoalida: I am questioning how you found this name Alvin Choo
(9:24:17 AM) Teoalida: Do you know how much I laugh reading your stupid jokes and threats?
(9:24:23 AM) Visitor: we will discuss further tuesday morning at your residence
(9:24:33 AM) Teoalida: find my residence if you can
(9:24:43 AM) Teoalida: I live in a small city
(9:25:07 AM) Visitor: we know your address you live in Ploiesti
(9:25:31 AM) Teoalida: tell me also street name, block number and apartment number
(9:25:44 AM) Visitor: we will visit tuesday morning with romanian intelligence, please kindly anticipate our visit
(9:26:44 AM) Visitor: ———————————————–
(9:27:10 AM) Visitor: do not worry we have your exact address on file, you do not need to provide it
(9:27:13 AM) Visitor: ———————————————-
(9:27:28 AM) Visitor: in order to help your case please delete any north korea related articles from your website
(9:27:43 AM) Teoalida: How old are you? your imagination in making stupid jokes is AWESOME
(9:28:17 AM) Visitor: sir if you think this is funny
(9:28:32 AM) Visitor: we will do the interrogation at a black site instead of your home
(9:28:42 AM) Visitor: is that what you want?
(9:29:24 AM) Teoalida: what black site?
(9:30:05 AM) Visitor: black sites are secret cia internment facilities located around the world
(9:30:36 AM) Visitor: including in romania, quite close to Ploiesti actually, it will be convenient haha
(9:30:43 AM) Visitor: ——————————————–
(9:31:08 AM) Visitor: the romanian agents have been bugging us for weeks to tour the site, this will be a great excuse to do that
(9:31:53 AM) Teoalida: you’re just an idiot with no links to CIA
(9:32:14 AM) Teoalida: how do you explain YOUR interest for North Korea? do you have links with people there?
(9:32:27 AM) Visitor: we eat little communists like you for lunch
(9:38:27 AM) Visitor: fucking long haired communist
(9:38:49 AM) Visitor: i fuck your mother you ugly fuck
(9:39:30 AM) Teoalida: Go fuck yourself and stop this
(9:39:51 AM) Visitor: i will send nsa after you
(9:40:14 AM) Visitor: i will drop a moab on your shitty little town
(9:40:24 AM) Visitor: fucking dumbass
(9:41:27 AM) Visitor: you live alone and you have no friends
(9:41:41 AM) Teoalida: I have hundreds of friends
(9:41:57 AM) Visitor: even your communist parents hate you
(9:42:33 AM) Teoalida: perhaps you read my life story page?
(9:43:26 AM) Visitor: no i have all info in your cia file
(9:43:29 AM) Teoalida: my parents indeed have a behavior like communists, but they LOVE me
(9:43:34 AM) Teoalida: show me the file!
(9:43:49 AM) Visitor: your parents hate you
(9:44:11 AM) Visitor: your dad regrets not wearing a condom when he was fucking your ugly mother
(9:44:15 AM) Visitor: —————————————-
(9:44:22 AM) Visitor: you are a disgrace of a son
(9:44:25 AM) Visitor: ———————————-
(9:44:27 AM) Teoalida: why do you say that my parents hate me?
(9:44:28 AM) Visitor: you have no moey
(9:44:31 AM) Visitor: ————————————–
(9:44:46 AM) Visitor: you live in a shitty little town with no money you ugly bastard communist
(9:44:48 AM) Teoalida: I do have money, earned from this website
(9:45:03 AM) Teoalida: I own 2 apartments and one rented it
(9:45:13 AM) Visitor: dont lie you fucking gypsy
(9:52:48 AM) Visitor: fucking gypsy
(9:52:52 AM) Visitor: communist
(9:53:05 AM) Teoalida: your idiocy is unlimited
(9:53:16 AM) Teoalida: gipsy and long haiir
(9:53:19 AM) Teoalida: fucking lies
(9:53:22 AM) Visitor: i will fuck your mother
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(9:54:19 AM) Teoalida: do you want /ban ?
(9:54:19 AM) Visitor: i will fuck your mother
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(9:55:54 AM) Visitor: i am coming to i will fuck your mother
(9:56:14 AM) Visitor: ————————————————
(9:56:44 AM) Visitor: can you make a custom house design for me? 5000 sqft?
(9:57:39 AM) Teoalida: I offer my services only to people who speak nice
(9:58:00 AM) Visitor: okay i will speak nice from now on
(9:59:21 AM) Visitor: can you make a custom house design for me? 5000 sqft?
(10:01:54 AM) Teoalida: you don’t build any house, I am sure about this
(10:02:03 AM) Teoalida: you just like wasting my time with fake projects
(10:02:25 AM) Visitor: we are building a house for osama bin laden at cia headquarters
(10:13:43 AM) *** Visitor has left ***

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