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Bad Indian customer – putting me in confusion and wasting time!

Typical Indian headache customer: he is not even opening House Design page and ask me for a 27×46 feet 3-storey house design, with 2 bedrooms, which is weird because 2-storey would have been enough, I assume that he wants ground floor with living room and 2 floors above with 2 bedrooms each, I ask him if single-family house, he say YES, but after few more minutes I realize that what he actually wants is a 3-family apartment block!

After talking for 45 minutes he say that my service is too expensive. TIME WASTED!

This idiot shall have read my prices BEFORE contacting me!

Chat started on Thursday, July 28, 2016 9:30:41 AM

(9:30:41 AM) *** Visitor has joined the chat ***
(9:30:43 AM) Teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(9:38:20 AM) Visitor: okay that good
(9:38:29 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(9:38:31 AM) Teoalida: what?
(9:38:43 AM) Visitor: i m looking for 3 story home design size 27 by 46
(9:38:47 AM) Visitor: can you get me some
(9:39:05 AM) Teoalida: how many rooms?
(9:39:17 AM) Visitor: two bed room minimum
(9:39:30 AM) Teoalida: for 2 bedrooms is enough 2 floors
(9:39:52 AM) Visitor: i mean each floors need two bed room
(9:39:58 AM) Teoalida: oh
(9:40:28 AM) Teoalida: like this? http://teoalida.com/design/sketches/Townhouse-split-level.png
(9:41:27 AM) Teoalida: BUT… is strange how do you came from Google in http://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/bad-indian-customers/ and still contacting me… you may want to see http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/ instead
(9:44:51 AM) Teoalida: ?
(9:48:35 AM) Visitor: can you please also send me the pictures of building
(9:48:48 AM) Teoalida: what building? is just a design
(9:49:30 AM) Visitor: i complete building design and how the building looks
(9:49:34 AM) Visitor: picture
(9:49:36 AM) Visitor: also
(9:49:46 AM) Visitor: and the plot size is
(9:50:00 AM) Visitor: front 27 and length is 46
(9:50:08 AM) Teoalida: do you mean complete set of drawings with elevations and 3D perspective? I can do them all…. have you seen other drawings made by me? see http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/
(9:50:21 AM) Visitor: yes
(9:50:41 AM) Visitor: is there any opetion where i can put the size of plot
(9:50:51 AM) Visitor: and the design came out
(9:51:02 AM) Visitor: with the exact dementions
(9:52:03 AM) Teoalida: what? do you expect some automatic software to make a design according your requirements?
(9:52:20 AM) Visitor: not really
(9:53:15 AM) Visitor: i just want to see some 3 d design that can me made in this plot size 27 front and 46 lengith
(9:53:19 AM) Teoalida: you need to pay a human for this… there’s no other solution
(9:54:23 AM) Teoalida: but tell me more if you want to make a design accordingly
(9:54:44 AM) Teoalida: do you want 5 feet space around house? because 27×46 is big even for 3 bedrooms per floor
(9:57:12 AM) Visitor: 2 bed room dd kictchen
(9:57:34 AM) Visitor: i want to leave 5 feet from front and 4 freet at the back
(9:57:40 AM) Visitor: thats it
(9:58:00 AM) Visitor: than a space for stairs to go up words
(9:58:07 AM) Teoalida: in sides no space? build whole lot width?
(9:58:17 AM) Visitor: yes
(9:58:19 AM) Teoalida: but wait… is this a single family house or apartment block for 3 families?
(9:58:52 AM) Visitor: its one family but required two bed room
(9:59:12 AM) Teoalida: because you said kitchen each floor
(9:59:44 AM) Visitor: yes every floor will be the same disign
(10:00:38 AM) Visitor: i mean i need every floor kitichen
(10:00:48 AM) Visitor: reason for rent purpose also
(10:02:11 AM) Teoalida: you’re here apparently to put me in confusion
(10:02:24 AM) Teoalida: if you want to rent upper floors then this is apartment block for multiple families
(10:02:29 AM) Teoalida: and will need external staircase?
(10:02:43 AM) Visitor: YES
(10:02:55 AM) Visitor: YES THAT TRUE SORRY ABOUT THAT
(10:03:51 AM) Visitor: PLEASE HELP ME OUT
(10:04:02 AM) Teoalida: let me show another design to make sure I understand what do you want… http://www.teoalida.com/design/Terraced-House-Two-Family.png
(10:06:39 AM) Visitor: YES YOU GET IT WRIGHT
(10:06:47 AM) Visitor: CAN YOU SUGGEST ME SOME MORE
(10:07:02 AM) Teoalida: this is the only 2-family house I designed so far
(10:07:31 AM) Teoalida: maybe also http://www.teoalida.com/design/House-for-extended-family-floorplan.png but won’t suit you
(10:07:31 AM) Visitor: WE CAN DO THAT FOR THREE FLOOR ALSO
(10:07:47 AM) Teoalida: yes we can do that floorplan in 3 floors, but carport is needed?
(10:07:59 AM) Teoalida: staircase should be enclosed with windows? or in open air?
(10:08:45 AM) Visitor: yes you are wright
(10:09:02 AM) Visitor: need stair case and carport too
(10:09:07 AM) Visitor: and one more thing
(10:09:42 AM) Visitor: i have stree on left side of the entrance
(10:09:54 AM) Visitor: and we can open our window
(10:10:20 AM) Visitor: means there is a street on left hand side
(10:10:57 AM) Teoalida: corner lot?
(10:13:07 AM) Visitor: yes
(10:13:18 AM) Visitor: + the back side is a park also
(10:13:36 AM) Teoalida: wouldn’t this require also 5 feet space on left side?
(10:13:38 AM) Visitor: corner + back side is open
(10:13:55 AM) Visitor: no we dont want
(10:14:10 AM) Visitor: we just want to open windows on that side
(10:14:43 AM) Visitor: but we do want 4 feet space at back side as its a open area there
(10:14:50 AM) Teoalida: if is allowed to have windows opening over street
(10:15:04 AM) Teoalida: anyway what is your budget for my service?
(10:15:20 AM) Visitor: yes it is
(10:15:22 AM) Visitor: you tell me
(10:15:47 AM) Visitor: yes tell me what u want
(10:15:57 AM) Teoalida: so we have 3 identical floors about 100 sqm each… let’s say $50 for floorplan and $200 for complete set of drawings?
(10:16:28 AM) Visitor: ummm little bit high
(10:16:56 AM) Visitor: you so me some design first
(10:17:01 AM) Teoalida: but how much it cost to build? I think that over $100.000?
(10:17:04 AM) Visitor: or i will go by my on
(10:17:18 AM) Teoalida: you can’t pay $200 to designer?
(10:20:50 AM) Teoalida: leave an email to keep in touch
(10:26:53 AM) Teoalida: and if you want to make a new sketch according your requirements, FOR FREE, I will say NO, because I already done sketches for 100 indians and a just 1 paid afterwards for complete project. In other countries ratio is 1:10. If you think that $200 is too high, then just don’t waste my time. You shall have read my website to see prices BEFORE contacting me!
(10:28:22 AM) Teoalida: leave me to work for countries where people are more generous in payment
(10:32:37 AM) *** Visitor 34961072 has left ***

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