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I have this website made to show my works and promote my services. Most people who are contacting me, ask for services or for free consultation. But not the following guy.
After few minutes I realized that he is looking for referrals for HIS interior design services, unfortunately I do not know how I can find customers from him since he is specialized in luxury stuff than regular people cannot afford, and also we have interior designers in our country too.

Chat started on Saturday, April 18, 2015 10:14:14 PM
Country: Bahrain

(10:14:14 PM) Visitor 50528735: Hi
(10:14:14 PM) *** Visitor 50528735 has joined the chat ***
(10:14:19 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(10:14:20 PM) Teoalida: Hello
(10:14:24 PM) Visitor 50528735: How are you
(10:15:00 PM) Teoalida: Fine, why do you ask?
(10:15:39 PM) Visitor 50528735: just making sure you are ok
(10:15:51 PM) Visitor 50528735: I am VP of beverly hills luxury interiors
(10:16:02 PM) Visitor 50528735: i was wondering if we can work together.
(10:16:05 PM) Teoalida: hmm?
(10:16:21 PM) Teoalida: what is VP?
(10:16:28 PM) Visitor 50528735: vice president
(10:16:29 PM) Teoalida: what we should work about?
(10:16:32 PM) Teoalida: oh
(10:16:46 PM) Visitor 50528735: interior design work of construction work
(10:17:41 PM) Teoalida: more exactly? 3D designs or plan drawings?
(10:17:50 PM) Visitor 50528735: we do high end interior, furniture and exterior for palaces. hotels 3 – 7 stars. Villas.
(10:18:05 PM) Visitor 50528735: we do Design and build.
(10:18:24 PM) Visitor 50528735: we recently opened offices in Doha and Dubai. to manage the region
(10:18:34 PM) Visitor 50528735: main office in California
(10:19:09 PM) Visitor 50528735: we pay commission if you provide work. we work with royal families and celebrities
(10:19:18 PM) Teoalida: Sounds good… give me a try to see if can do what do you need
(10:19:34 PM) Visitor 50528735: sure
(10:20:25 PM) Visitor 50528735: where is your office ?
(10:20:35 PM) Teoalida: no office… I work from home
(10:20:37 PM) Visitor 50528735: who i am speaking with ?
(10:20:39 PM) Visitor 50528735: good.
(10:21:36 PM) Visitor 50528735: i need projects that require high end interior Design and Exterior design. We can also build if required.
(10:21:57 PM) Visitor 50528735: You get 5% of total project budget.
(10:22:14 PM) Visitor 50528735: we can work anywhere in the world.
(10:22:47 PM) Teoalida: but first let’s make sure that I can do what do you need
(10:22:55 PM) Teoalida: You sound a much bigger company than mine
(10:23:34 PM) Visitor 50528735: we are big and we have worked with royal families in GCC. Lots of celebrities and world royalties.
(10:23:46 PM) Teoalida: I work usually in architecture, no interiors, but give me a try… I can learn fast new jobs
(10:24:01 PM) Visitor 50528735: we do architecture also
(10:24:33 PM) Visitor 50528735: our work is very unique. we do french class, modern, contemporar
(10:24:47 PM) Visitor 50528735: contemporary. mixed.
(10:25:25 PM) Visitor 50528735: we can take a full project from construction to turn key.
(10:27:53 PM) Visitor 50528735: is your name Teolida?
(10:28:07 PM) Teoalida: teoAlida
(10:28:20 PM) Teoalida: wait a little… do you need my services (to work for you) or you’re promoting your own works?
(10:28:26 PM) Visitor 50528735: Nice talking to you. i am Khaled.
(10:28:54 PM) Visitor 50528735: I would love to work with you. or get projects from you and give you commission. whatever is good for you as well.
(10:29:31 PM) Teoalida: I am confused… what I should do more exactly?
(10:29:50 PM) Visitor 50528735: ok.
(10:30:03 PM) Visitor 50528735: do you mind if i share our website with you so you can see our work
(10:30:09 PM) Visitor 50528735: www.bhli.us
(10:30:46 PM) Visitor 50528735: you can have access to our websie
(10:30:48 PM) Teoalida: Impressive
(10:31:04 PM) Visitor 50528735: to our portfolio user is admin – pass is 5150 so you may see other work
(10:31:30 PM) Visitor 50528735: this is for you TeoAlida to review and see how professional we are.
(10:32:01 PM) Visitor 50528735: do you have any projects in hand that we can contribute in ?
(10:32:21 PM) Teoalida: can you please be more clear what do you need from me? Do you want to find customers for your interior design services? Usually I am the one offering design services
(10:33:13 PM) Visitor 50528735: If a client is looking for work that we can deliever we can work together. of maybe if you are busy, you can share some work with us and we pay you.
(10:33:33 PM) Visitor 50528735: yes we want customers for ID, ED, Furniture.
(10:34:39 PM) Teoalida: I don’t have customers in this field… because I am promoting architecture. And sadly I get 90% of customers in third world countries who for sure wouldn’t hire your luxury
(10:35:04 PM) Visitor 50528735: ok. Thanks for your time Teo.
(10:35:37 PM) Teoalida: Look at mine http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/
(10:35:45 PM) Teoalida: Can I also know how did you found my website?
(10:35:59 PM) Visitor 50528735: random through google
(10:36:21 PM) Teoalida: I see that you opened ONLY http://www.teoalida.com/design/hdbflats/ at the moment you contacted me…. so I assumed that you need my service of designing in AutoCAD
(10:36:48 PM) Visitor 50528735: we do 3d renderings if you interested in that
(10:37:07 PM) Teoalida: what made you to think that I can find customer in interior design?
(10:37:21 PM) Teoalida: Well… 60% of my website visitors are from Singapore
(10:37:25 PM) Visitor 50528735: I thought you might have people who are asking for something special
(10:37:35 PM) Visitor 50528735: I am currently in Bahrain
(10:37:43 PM) Teoalida: I can promote your interior design services
(10:37:44 PM) Visitor 50528735: we work in middle east and asia
(10:37:54 PM) Teoalida: but there are already enough interior designers in Singapore
(10:38:02 PM) Teoalida: btw what are your prices?
(10:38:16 PM) Visitor 50528735: depends on the project size
(10:38:27 PM) Visitor 50528735: average 100 USD per sq m
(10:38:51 PM) Visitor 50528735: + french chandeliers
(10:39:55 PM) Teoalida: Here in Singapore renovations for 100 sqm apartment are about $10-30k
(10:40:32 PM) Visitor 50528735: if you end up with a rich client who is looking for something unique we are there for you.
(10:40:38 PM) Visitor 50528735: we pay really well.
(10:40:53 PM) Visitor 50528735: we do villas interior design and furniture as well
(10:41:04 PM) Teoalida: One thing I can do for you is to post a banner on website
(10:41:17 PM) Visitor 50528735: that would be much appreciated Teo actually
(10:41:23 PM) Teoalida: but how do you know which client came from me?
(10:41:28 PM) Visitor 50528735: i can leave my contact also if you don’t mind ?
(10:41:45 PM) Visitor 50528735: I will ask clients of course
(10:41:49 PM) Visitor 50528735: and do referrals
(10:42:02 PM) Teoalida: I risk sending you clients and don’t get any payment from you because you don’t know from where they are
(10:42:20 PM) Visitor 50528735: i am sure if they come from your country its your website
(10:42:25 PM) Teoalida: you ask them? they will said “I saw a banner leading to you on a website… can’t remember which site”
(10:42:28 PM) Visitor 50528735: you are the first to talk to
(10:42:44 PM) Visitor 50528735: you are the only one we will have banner to
(10:42:49 PM) Visitor 50528735: so its easy to spot
(10:43:06 PM) Teoalida: or, pay monthly price for banner
(10:43:20 PM) Visitor 50528735: we only pay when we get work.
(10:43:55 PM) Teoalida: but I can tell you… we have too many interior designers in Singapore already, there are very little chances to see one hiring you
(10:44:11 PM) Visitor 50528735: well i am positive and i believe there is always a chance
(10:44:21 PM) Visitor 50528735: we always have customers everywhere
(10:44:46 PM) Teoalida: and if you think to contact manually rich people one by one and trying to convince to hire you…. I am not in mood to do that, I risk wasting time taking with 1000 people without convincing a single customers
(10:45:00 PM) Visitor 50528735: ok then
(10:45:05 PM) Visitor 50528735: Thanks for your time
(10:45:21 PM) Teoalida: so we can’t do anything? sad 🙁
(10:45:35 PM) Teoalida: btw… http://www.teoalida.com/about/trafficstats/
(10:45:47 PM) Teoalida: with the risk to say that my website traffic is too low
(10:48:13 PM) *** Visitor 50528735 has left ***

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