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Crazy Ireland kid – he ADMITS that came to annoy me (2014-12-25)

Look what a childish talk! He ADMITS that came on my website for purpose of annoying me, but after few minutes he appears to have a fair knowledge about webdesign and WordPress, so I guess that is not really a child.
Reminds me of a funny case 2 years ago when someone from Ireland offered me to contribute to his wrestling website, promising me to pay half of his monthly profits, that is few hundred dollars per month, he even sent me an employee application form, but I knew that is a joke so I entered fake data.
The below chat may be him or a friend of him.

Chat started on Tuesday, November 25, 2014 5:15:15 PM

(5:15:15 PM) *** Visitor 6614985 has joined the chat ***
(5:15:16 PM) Visitor 6614985: Yo
(5:15:23 PM) Teoalida: What’s up
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(5:16:37 PM) *** Visitor 6614985 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, November 25, 2014 5:17:31 PM

(5:17:31 PM) *** Visitor 6614985 has joined the chat ***
(5:17:32 PM) Visitor 6614985: What’s the purpose of Teoalida.com?
(5:17:44 PM) Teoalida: to show my works
(5:17:44 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(5:17:47 PM) Teoalida: what are you looking for?
(5:18:03 PM) Teoalida: How did you found me?
(5:18:44 PM) Visitor 6614985: And you have a section called ‘OFF-TOPIC & FUN & Useless stuff’….
(5:19:22 PM) Teoalida: It’s a personal website showing my works from ALL fields I am involved in
(5:19:41 PM) Teoalida: can I know from what field you came from?
(5:19:51 PM) Visitor 6614985: Stuff from the 1930s??
(5:20:12 PM) Teoalida: and why you aren’t reading About Me page? maybe will help you understanding
(5:20:55 PM) Teoalida: did a friend of yours told me to visit teoalida.com and ask random stuff? perhaps from gaming?
(5:21:55 PM) Visitor 6614985: Bit of a boring job innit?
(5:22:49 PM) Teoalida: I don’t understand… and for your info: most people who came there began chatting with “Can you help me with…” or “I was looking for”
(5:23:04 PM) Teoalida: so how did YOU came there and for what reason?
(5:27:34 PM) Visitor 6614985: Felt like it 😉
(5:27:43 PM) Visitor 6614985: Is it annoying you?
(5:28:04 PM) Teoalida: you’re funny and the overall situation is STRANGE
(5:28:29 PM) Teoalida: I don’t see you coming from any search engine, or visited my website before, did a friend of yours told you to come there?
(5:28:41 PM) Visitor 6614985: Faggot
(5:30:13 PM) Teoalida: recently I was playing a GAME and told to few people that in real life I design buildings and study real estate and you can see my works on teoalida.com … are you one of these people?
(5:30:41 PM) Visitor 6614985: no, just want to annoy you
(5:30:44 PM) Visitor 6614985: Cunt.
(5:30:54 PM) Teoalida: If you ADMIT that…
(5:31:28 PM) Teoalida: but can you explain how did you FOUND my website? and not someone else website?
(5:31:55 PM) Visitor 6614985: That’s a secret.
(5:32:10 PM) Visitor 6614985: nigga
(5:32:21 PM) Teoalida: Don’t hide
(5:32:28 PM) Teoalida: And speak nice!
(5:32:58 PM) Visitor 6614985: no
(5:33:01 PM) Visitor 6614985: nigga
(5:33:05 PM) Visitor 6614985: nigga nigga
(5:33:07 PM) Visitor 6614985: nigga
(5:34:01 PM) Teoalida: How old are you??
(5:34:35 PM) Visitor 6614985: 8
(5:34:41 PM) Visitor 6614985: hundred
(5:34:45 PM) Visitor 6614985: milion
(5:34:48 PM) Teoalida: Seriously?
(5:34:54 PM) Visitor 6614985: 555
(5:34:59 PM) Visitor 6614985: 55*
(5:35:07 PM) Teoalida: hey I am NOT in mood for jokes
(5:35:13 PM) Visitor 6614985: 8=D
(5:35:21 PM) Teoalida: but you’re obviously a bored kid having nothing else to do
(5:35:33 PM) Teoalida: how many site owners you annoyed so far?
(5:35:48 PM) Visitor 6614985: Aren’t I?
(5:35:57 PM) Visitor 6614985: >:)
(5:36:12 PM) Visitor 6614985: Your website i
(5:36:14 PM) Visitor 6614985: =
(5:36:15 PM) Visitor 6614985: ]{~O{i.]#
(5:36:16 PM) Visitor 6614985: =]i
(5:37:28 PM) Visitor 6614985: Your website sucks balls
(5:37:28 PM) Teoalida: or are you TRYING to make a funny chat, trying to contribute to the OFF-TOPIC & FUNNY CHATS section?
(5:37:48 PM) Visitor 6614985: Didn’t even know there was ssuch a section
(5:37:54 PM) Visitor 6614985: such*
(5:38:03 PM) Visitor 6614985: It’s p[
(5:38:11 PM) Teoalida: you knew, you stated this as soon you opened the chat
(5:39:14 PM) Visitor 6614985: Booroms?
(5:39:27 PM) Teoalida: but it is off-topic and posting funny chats is NOT the purpose of website, but you’re really funny so can I post your chat there for others laugh?
(5:39:49 PM) Visitor 6614985: sure, why not…
(5:40:26 PM) Visitor 6614985: What do chat transcripts have to do with house design anyway?
(5:41:12 PM) Teoalida: What do 3D car design have to do with study of real estate and history of Singapore anyway?
(5:41:21 PM) Visitor 6614985: You’re a a very shit house designer if you ask me.
(5:41:35 PM) Teoalida: answer: all of them are MINE, my works, my studies, my chats
(5:42:43 PM) *** Visitor 6614985 has left ***

Chat started on Tuesday, November 25, 2014 5:50:59 PM

(5:50:59 PM) *** Visitor 6614985 has joined the chat ***
(5:50:59 PM) Visitor 6614985: Do you not have anything else to base your website on?
(5:51:01 PM) Visitor 6614985: something less boring perhaps?
(5:51:16 PM) Teoalida: I though that you gone and I lost you
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(5:51:29 PM) Teoalida: what do you mean “base your website on?”
(5:51:33 PM) Visitor 6614985: No, i’m not finished yet.
(5:52:14 PM) Visitor 6614985: I said ‘Do you not have anything else to base your website on?’ before i said that but it didn’t send.
(5:52:14 PM) Teoalida: and maybe is boring for you because you’re a kid not interested in architecture… all architecture students find my website interesting and useful
(5:57:41 PM) Visitor 6614985: Also, why are you such a fucking asshole to all of your clients too?
(5:58:11 PM) Teoalida: You’re so funny to say that my house design is shit WITHOUT ever opening the House Design page!!
(5:58:24 PM) Visitor 6614985: http://www.teoalida.com/about/aboutme/comment-page-2/#comment-17669
(5:58:45 PM) Visitor 6614985: I can see from the homepage bro.
(5:58:46 PM) Teoalida: and none of my direct clients ever said such remarks so I WON’T take you in serious!!
(5:59:03 PM) Visitor 6614985: http://www.teoalida.com/about/aboutme/comment-page-2/#comment-17669
(5:59:09 PM) Teoalida: from About me you don’t see much… just 2 images
(5:59:12 PM) Visitor 6614985: Click on the link.
(5:59:50 PM) Teoalida: content page?
(5:59:52 PM) Visitor 6614985: You’re a shit house designer, period.
(6:00:10 PM) Visitor 6614985: It’s a link to a comment, idiot.
(6:00:54 PM) Teoalida: I clicked that link and it is to “content page”November 10, 2014 at 2:11 pm (UTC 0)
(6:01:49 PM) Visitor 6614985: Read the fucking comment -_- do i have to walk you through how?
(6:02:10 PM) Teoalida: I read all comments, idiot
(6:02:24 PM) Visitor 6614985: clearly you’re as retarded as you are bad at house esign.
(6:02:28 PM) Teoalida: did you wrote that comment or what?
(6:02:32 PM) Visitor 6614985: design*
(6:02:50 PM) Teoalida: there are some spam comments there… comments left by robots
(6:03:29 PM) Visitor 6614985: And?…
(6:03:48 PM) Teoalida: or you gave me wrong link. But if you’re looking at comments can you read ALL comments to see how many positive ones are there? Stop talking bullshit that I am retarded
(6:04:17 PM) Visitor 6614985: You are retarded though.
(6:04:25 PM) Visitor 6614985: You’re a fucking idiot m8
(6:05:00 PM) Teoalida: You too… you do not represent typical visitors of my website
(6:06:05 PM) Visitor 6614985: Check the comments.
(6:07:48 PM) Teoalida: Check yourself the comments http://www.teoalida.com/singapore/hdbfloorplans/#comments – this page alone have 53 comments, look how many praises
(6:08:05 PM) Teoalida: see how many people are thankful for my website
(6:08:22 PM) Visitor 6614985: Aswell as having shitty architecture skills you have pretty bad web design skills.
(6:08:38 PM) Visitor 6614985: Your site is fucking ugggggggly
(6:08:41 PM) Teoalida: while you are a fucking retarded kid getting bored and browsing websites that are not of your field of interest!!
(6:08:50 PM) Visitor 6614985: I meant my comment.
(6:09:01 PM) Visitor 6614985: read my comment retard.
(6:09:34 PM) Teoalida: be patient
(6:09:38 PM) Visitor 6614985: http://www.teoalida.com/about/aboutme/comment-page-2/#comment-17983
(6:10:09 PM) Teoalida: New comment on your post “About me – introduction”Author : Teoalida’s Mom (IP: 95.44.120.75 , 95.44.120.75)E-mail : user@user.comURL : Whois : http://whois.arin.net/rest/ip/95.44.120.75Comment: Teoalida is a fucking retard, This site is a shit stain on the underpants of the internet.
(6:10:51 PM) Visitor 6614985: U a stalker?,
(6:11:01 PM) Teoalida: what?!
(6:11:27 PM) Teoalida: This is the email notification that someone left a comment
(6:13:13 PM) Visitor 6614985: Shit house designer.
(6:13:18 PM) Visitor 6614985: >:)
(6:13:34 PM) Visitor 6614985: You’re site is a FAIL
(6:13:40 PM) Visitor 6614985: and so are you.
(6:16:11 PM) Teoalida: and what do you suggest in this case?
(6:16:25 PM) Visitor 6614985: You make it less fucking ugly
(6:16:49 PM) Visitor 6614985: visit themeforest.net and buy a good looking theme that isn’t vomit-inducing
(6:17:26 PM) Visitor 6614985: Make it eye catching and appealing
(6:17:59 PM) Teoalida: which one? hardly find a better theme
(6:19:55 PM) Teoalida: anyway don’t think that I will take your suggestions in serious regardless they are good… unless someone from the field of interests of my website will suggest same thing
(6:20:23 PM) Visitor 6614985: ??
(6:20:47 PM) Visitor 6614985: So, you wouldn’t want your website to look better?
(6:21:19 PM) Visitor 6614985: I’d recommend this theme: http://themeforest.net/item/buildpress-wp-theme-for-construction-business/9323981
(6:21:24 PM) Teoalida: Of course I want, this is why I do every month, sometimes weekly, changes and improvements on website… what did I missed to change?
(6:21:41 PM) Visitor 6614985: It’s too cluttered tbh
(6:22:03 PM) Visitor 6614985: a hell of a lot of text.
(6:22:38 PM) Teoalida: because I love writing and reading but you don’t… because you are retarded
(6:23:18 PM) Visitor 6614985: You ove writing despite the fact that it’s all complete BS??
(6:23:19 PM) Teoalida: installing a different theme won’t solve this. So how to de-clutter?
(6:23:24 PM) Visitor 6614985: love*
(6:23:45 PM) Teoalida: More text = more info. People coming there are looking for INFO
(6:23:53 PM) Visitor 6614985: It’s too blue aswell
(6:24:11 PM) Visitor 6614985: too much blue everywhere.
(6:24:11 PM) Teoalida: only you are coming for nothing else than annoying people
(6:24:26 PM) Teoalida: so what do you suggest? to make it like a rainbow?
(6:24:34 PM) Visitor 6614985: I’m giving you tips on improving your shitty website.
(6:24:37 PM) Teoalida: or red that is annoying eyes?
(6:24:58 PM) Visitor 6614985: It woud be better than blue
(6:25:20 PM) Visitor 6614985: make it a mix of dark/light colors
(6:25:29 PM) Visitor 6614985: like in the theme i showed you.
(6:25:44 PM) Teoalida: or to reduce saturation to 0? use only shades of gray?
(6:26:02 PM) Teoalida: gray background, etc
(6:26:14 PM) Visitor 6614985: Changing the theme wil make it easier for people to navigate through your site too.
(6:27:10 PM) Visitor 6614985: What’s the name of the theme you are using at the moment?
(6:28:49 PM) Teoalida: it’s Graphene theme + customized colors, idiot who don’t know to look in footer where this is stated
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Chat started on Tuesday, November 25, 2014 6:37:48 PM

(6:37:48 PM) *** Visitor 6614985 has joined the chat ***
(6:37:48 PM) Visitor 6614985: I’ll download it, install it on a site and i’ll make it ess ugly
(6:38:07 PM) Teoalida: Why do you disconnect?
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(6:38:17 PM) Teoalida: btw, have you noticed that I replied to your comment in About Me?
(6:38:29 PM) Teoalida: download what?
(6:38:34 PM) Visitor 6614985: less*
(6:39:03 PM) Visitor 6614985: I’ll download it, install it on a site and i’ll make it ess ugly
(6:39:49 PM) Visitor 6614985: less*
(6:39:54 PM) Teoalida: btw, do you also design websites or what the hell are you talking about WordPress themes? this is very surprising after you behave like a ignorant kid making non-sense critics with NO knowledge about websites?
(6:40:13 PM) Visitor 6614985: I’ll download it, install it on a site and i’ll make it ess ugly
(6:41:19 PM) Visitor 6614985: I’ll show you what a bit of web design skill can do.
(6:41:54 PM) Visitor 6614985: less*
(6:42:08 PM) Teoalida: Do you currently have any website? can you show me your skill?
(6:42:59 PM) Teoalida: And stop repeating 3 times same non-sense phrase… what are you downloading?
(6:43:16 PM) Visitor 6614985: I’ll show you what a bit of web design skill can do.
(6:44:17 PM) Visitor 6614985: battery went.
(6:44:21 PM) Teoalida: So, at this moment you DON’T have any website? Never made a site so far?
(6:45:17 PM) Visitor 6614985: idc
(6:46:03 PM) Visitor 6614985: the theme
(6:46:20 PM) Teoalida: that $58 theme? did you just paid for it?
(6:46:38 PM) Visitor 6614985: Graphene
(6:47:22 PM) Teoalida: that it’s free… ok so what are you trying to show me? just how to customize Graphene?
(6:47:43 PM) Visitor 6614985: I’m currently in the process of designing Flare.ml.
(6:48:49 PM) Visitor 6614985: and i owned a few different sites before Flare.ml
(6:49:31 PM) Teoalida: .ml = Mali ?
(6:50:04 PM) Visitor 6614985: you’re an idiot -_-
(6:50:39 PM) Visitor 6614985: I
(6:51:09 PM) Visitor 6614985: Am
(6:51:10 PM) Teoalida: what this the purpose of your Flare.ml ? like how you asked what is the purpose of Teoalida.com
(6:52:25 PM) Visitor 6614985: Downloading
(6:53:25 PM) Visitor 6614985: The
(6:54:00 PM) Visitor 6614985: Graphene
(6:54:45 PM) Visitor 6614985: Theme
(6:54:59 PM) Teoalida: You’re an idiot who can’t even write properly… WTF are you writing 1 word messages and 1 message per minute?
(6:55:30 PM) Visitor 6614985: So
(6:56:31 PM) Visitor 6614985: That
(6:57:15 PM) Teoalida: So I’m going to a movie until you finish to write a phrase!
(6:57:16 PM) Visitor 6614985: I
(6:57:51 PM) Visitor 6614985: Can
(6:58:36 PM) Visitor 6614985: Make
(7:00:14 PM) *** Visitor 6614985 has left ***

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