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Worst english ever (2013-08-19)

Thinking that your english level is bad? The below guy beat anyone!
Is anyone able to understand this chat?

Monday, 19 Aug, 2013
Country: India
Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com

[19:37] (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message!
[19:37] Visitor: yes i want help
[19:38] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[19:38] Teoalida: I can help?
[19:40] Visitor: please, one person is doctor and his annual income is 5,00,000/- rs only then i want to one demo pise for his family member of 6 this riq. for one engg. event
[19:41] Teoalida: “i want to one demo pise” what do you mean??
[19:44] Visitor: i mean, i want demo pieces of banglow
[19:44] Visitor: for student level events
[19:44] Teoalida: I don’t understand this
[19:44] Teoalida: Do I should design any house for you?
[19:44] Visitor: yes
[19:45] Teoalida: Normal customer give me land dimensions and a number of bedrooms
[19:45] Visitor: his family member of person is 6
[19:46] Teoalida: aka 1 bedroom for grandparents, 1 bedroom for parents, 1 bedroom for 2 kids?
[19:46] Visitor: and the demo on 200sq per meter^2
[19:47] Teoalida: or 2 parents with 4 kids, each want a separate bedroom?
[19:47] Teoalida: maybe 200 square meters, not ” 200sq per meter^2 ”
[19:48] Visitor: 2 grandparents , 2 kids , and his wife and he self
[19:49] Teoalida: and 200 sqm… could be 10×20 or 14×14 too, please clarify?
[19:53] Teoalida: ?
[19:54] Teoalida: From my past projects, do you have any favorite?
[20:07] Teoalida: I have time now if you want to design a new house for you but please clarify… and give me some comments about my past projects shown on website
[20:15] Visitor has left the conversation

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