Funny chats

I run this website focusing primarily on real estate, architecture and databases, and every day I get contacted by about 10 people via chat for consultation or services.

Sometimes I get funny messages, bad customers who waste my time and not pay my services or even insult me when I am helping them, odd requests that have nothing to do with the services I offer, or simply trolls who like playing on customer service line, disturbing me from serving real customers.

The conversations posted there are posted for reading amusement, NOT to offend the person chatting. People names, emails, and other personal details are hidden.

Don’t be concerned about privacy. I publish ANONYMOUSLY only (some of) the chats that are not leading to anything, and worth for laugh, or I like to debate with other people. Serious chats, especially ones that lead to a business, will be kept confidential.

Each year I have over 3000 chats, now count how many chats I have published there. Probably about 1%.

Also please DO NOT contact me and talk funny, intending “to contribute” to website. The purpose of website NOT to make funny chats, but to show my works and promote my services, and this page contain the funny chats that happened accidentally during running this website.


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Annoying americans asking stupid questions about North Korea

Since February 2015 I started receiving lots of visitors on North Korea article, from various United States cities and one even from Canada. What is going on? Some government directive to study North Korea in all schools? Some people contacted me via chat, some asking serious questions, but some were really annoying! Especially the ones from IP 162.222.253.144 (IP owned by Lake Pend Oreille School, Ponderay, …

Bad customer from Afganistan – wasting time 3 days requesting architecture service for ONLY 14 USD

Despite that I wrote on website that I am NO LONGER offering architectural services (due to many customers not paying or paying too little), someone from Australia but claimed to be from Afghanistan, insisting me to do an architectural project for… ONLY 14 dollars! I tried to explain that architects charges stars from 100 dollars… …

Bad customer from Ethiopia (2017-01-11) – wants architecture services for FREE

Chat started on Wednesday, January 11, 2017 10:02:52 AM Country: Ethiopia Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/housing/ (10:02:52 AM) *** Visitor 48883456 has joined the chat *** (10:02:52 AM) Visitor 48883456: hi,friend (10:03:04 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat *** (10:03:06 AM) Teoalida: hello (10:03:28 AM) Visitor 48883456: how r u (10:04:19 AM) Teoalida: fine, why? (10:04:22 …

Bad customer from India – can’t explain what he wants but ask for price quote

Chat started on Monday, August 07, 2017 1:39:41 PM (1:39:41 PM) *** Visitor 20409753 has joined the chat *** (1:39:41 PM) Visitor 20409753: hi (1:39:48 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat *** (1:39:50 PM) Teoalida: hello (1:40:52 PM) Visitor 20409753: hi i want 4 floors building plans with electrical and plumbing plans (1:41:05 PM) …

Bad customer from India (2014-04-02) – no condition to pay for service?

Occasionally people contact me without being interested in full architecture service, they are happy with a sketch which I can design in 20 minutes for FREE (if I don’t have one designed already). BUT… look at the this guy, after doing the first sketch, he asked to do the fully-detailed drawings including 3D design, these …

Bad customer from India (2015-08-31) – I refused to do his project for 6 USD and he wants to destroy my website

Every day 1000 people visit my website, offering me projects sometimes valued at few hundred dollars. This indian ask me if I can do a paper to CAD conversion that probably takes 10 hours, for only 400 Rupees = 6 dollars. I refused him and he threat that will hack and delete my website. He …

Bad customer from India (2016-05-20) – Give me your facebook please!

A bad Indian customer refused to pay my work and keep wasting my time chatting and asking for Facebook trying to be friends and hoping that sooner or later I will give my work free of charge. I am not giving Facebook to people who I am NOT doing big business with, because most likely …

Bad customer from India (2016-07-28) – putting me in confusion and wasting time!

Typical Indian headache customer: he is not even opening House Design page and ask me for a 27×46 feet 3-storey house design, with 2 bedrooms, which is weird because 2-storey would have been enough, I assume that he wants ground floor with living room and 2 floors above with 2 bedrooms each, I ask him if single-family house, he say YES, but after …

Bad customer from India (2017-05-03)

He ask me for a drawing, then refuse my service saying that already have a drawing, but also refuse to show me his drawing.? Country: India Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/ Chat started on Wednesday, May 03, 2017 12:41:35 PM (12:41:35 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat *** (12:41:35 PM) Visitor: I want to a drawing Long=17 …

Bad customer from India (2017-12-16) – insulting me because I charge money for architectural design service

Location: Patna, Bihar, India Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/india/ Chat started on Saturday, December 16, 2017 3:34:16 PM (3:34:16 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat *** (3:34:18 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message! (3:52:28 PM) Visitor: hello (3:52:40 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat …

Bad customer from India (2018-02-14) – refusing to pay for service

Chat started on Wednesday, February 14, 2018 10:56:32 AM (10:56:32 AM) *** Visitor 14961408 has joined the chat *** (10:56:32 AM) Visitor 14961408: Hi (10:56:39 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat *** (10:56:40 AM) Teoalida: hello (10:57:28 AM) Visitor 14961408: Could you please get me the lay out of 15*60sequare yard plot (10:57:38 AM) …

Bad customer from India (2018-02-15) – trying to SCAM me to send work for free

Another HERO from India show us why we should be careful when dealing with Indian customers, or why is better to NOT serve or entertain Indian customers via chat. As a honest data provider I created the custom package as he asked and he call me a cheater and ask repeated discounts until probably will …

Bad english (2016-09-26)

Chat started on Monday, September 26, 2016 10:45:28 PM (10:45:28 PM) *** Visitor 13755882 has joined the chat *** (10:45:30 PM) teoalida: Hello from website admin… would you like to know more about certain car database? you are welcome for a chat! (10:48:00 PM) Visitor 13755882: wer can i find datab that i just run …

Bad website, nothing interesting (2013-08-30)

Friday, 30 Aug, 2013 Country: India Page URL (entrance page): http://teoalida.webs.com/ Page URL (current: http://teoalida.webs.com/funnychat.htm [11:08] (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message! [11:08] Visitor: bad website [11:08] Visitor: no iinformation [11:08] Visitor: nothing to ask [11:08] Teoalida has joined the conversation [11:08] …

Chat with a SEO company

Chat started on Thursday, January 01, 2015 5:32:43 PM (5:32:43 PM) *** Visitor 24855458 has joined the chat *** (5:32:48 PM) chat support – teoalida.com: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message! (5:33:20 PM) Visitor 24855458: hELLO (5:33:33 PM) Teoalida: what’s up? (5:33:33 PM) *** …

Crazy american in Singapore (2012-10-12)

An american living in Singapore had no idea what is the metric system! Then he started to talk like a crazy kid for 40 min… funniest parts in RED! Friday, 12 Oct, 2012 * Visitor 96935371 is requesting to chat. IP:119.56.119.79 (79.119.56.119.unknown.m1.com.sg), Country: Singapore, City: Singapore Page URL: http://teoalida.webs.com/singaporehdbfloorplans.htm [17:57] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website …

Crazy American swearing (2016-04-04)

Chat started on Monday, April 04, 2016 4:44:23 PM Location: Durham, North Carolina, United States Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/ (4:44:23 PM) *** Visitor 75422816 has joined the chat *** (4:44:25 PM) teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message! (4:45:45 PM) Visitor 75422816: suk my dik …

Crazy ANGRY singaporean (2013-10-09)

What is wrong with this guy???? Private page – does not appear in navigation bar or Google searches Wednesday, 9 Oct, 2013 Country: Singapore Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/about/aboutme/ [14:58] Visitor: omg.. your housing design.. [14:59] Visitor: it brings shame to all architects [14:59] Teoalida has joined the conversation [14:59] Teoalida: more exactly? [14:59] Teoalida: I am …

Crazy british swearing

Country: United Kingdom Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/about/aboutme/ Chat started on Wednesday, September 20, 2017 9:36:16 PM (9:36:16 PM) *** Visitor 2764425 has joined the chat *** (9:36:18 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there, welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message! (9:36:30 PM) Visitor …

Crazy customer @ Car Database

Crazy customer! Using a rude and harsh language, nonsense critics, suggesting things that I was already doing and contradicting himself… Craziest parts in RED PRIVATE PAGE – is not publicly accessible from website navigation bar Monday, 25 Feb, 2013 Country: Spain Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/ [22:40] Teoalida: Hello from website admin! What type of database are …

Crazy customer confusing me @ Car Database

PRIVATE PAGE – is not publicly accessible from website navigation bar In this chat I made few mistakes. This isn’t a potential customer lost. He was looking for American-market car database and at that moment, the available car database are for European-market. He had NOTHING to buy from me. But I am afraid that he …

Crazy FAKE customer @ webdesign services (2013-06-08)

WTF!! I am designer working in architecture field…. and this guy hire me to design a website for him despite that I have NOT stated anywhere that I offer webdesign services! 2 days earlier I had a little talk with an Indian Web Development company who spammed my email. Initially I told him that I am …

Crazy greek swearing (2013-04-22)

Monday, 22 Apr, 2013 Country: Greece Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/about/chatting-with-website-visitors/#comment-64152 [18:11] Visitor: Fuck yuo [18:11] Teoalida has joined the conversation [18:11] Teoalida: For? [18:11] Teoalida: Do you have a legit reason to fuck me? [18:12] Visitor: For not go to sleep hhhiiiiii [18:12] Visitor: ick [18:12] Visitor: nop msm [18:12] Teoalida: I go to sleep in …

Crazy indian swearing (2012-11-12)

PAGE PROPOSED FOR DELETION. It adds no value to my website. Monday, 12 Nov, 2012 Country: India Landing page : http://teoalida.webs.com [17:48] Teoalida: Welcome to my website! Can I help you with anything? drop here a message! [17:49] Visitor: Hi gandwe [17:49] Teoalida has joined the conversation [17:49] Teoalida: gandwe? [17:50] Visitor: Gandwe means a …

Crazy indian swearing (2013-03-31)

PAGE PROPOSED FOR DELETION. It adds no value to my SERIOUS website. Sunday, 31 Mar, 2013 Country: India, Region: Uttar Pradesh, City: Varanasi Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/chat-2012-11-12/ [16:20] Visitor: hiiii [16:21] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message! [16:21] Visitor: maadarchod [16:21] Teoalida …

Crazy Malaysian (2014-03-04)

Tuesday, 4 Mar, 2014 Country: Malaysia Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/ [16:05] (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message! [16:06] Visitor: pegi mampu [16:06] Visitor: mampus [16:06] Teoalida has joined the conversation [16:06] Teoalida: Can you speak english? [16:06] Visitor: tolong bagi aku sejuta pas …

Crazy Pakistani swearing – Worst language ever (2012-08-30)

Another visitor of Gaming section of my website, probably a kid, started to send me stupid messages and swearing a lot, then left the chat and returned using a funny name, making me laughing as hell. Note that he started sending messages before the automatic greeting was scheduled to appear. That times Zopim chat was …

Customer blame my attitude for no reason

I installed a chat on website and soon realized that I have NO TRAINING in how to have a nice attitude over chat with visitors. In early months about 10% of chats dropped. Fortunately, these cases are now rare and I learned from my mistakes. This time I really don’t understand what I did wrong! …

Customer get angry for no reason (2017-07-17)

Chat started on Monday, July 17, 2017 9:02:15 PM Country: United States Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/apartmentplans/ (9:02:15 PM) *** Visitor 89441862 has joined the chat *** (9:02:15 PM) Visitor 89441862: I have lots in Proj. 8 Q.C. (300 sq.m) and Bacoor, Cavite (150 sq.m). Exploring ideas of apartment units, can you help? (9:02:29 PM) *** Teoalida has …

Customer that I cannot understand

Customer contacted me via CHAT in middle of night, leaving offline message, I replied via email telling him to come on chat during daytime, but he choose to reply via email instead, writing only short replies that made me IMPOSSIBLE to understand his project requirements. Are YOU able to understand? Offline Message left on 07 …

DeskMoz – Someone wants to do customer service in my place

I offer customer service myself and someone from DeskMoz.com wants to be employed to chat with my customers! That’s sooo strange!   Chat started on Friday, December 08, 2017 12:42:33 PM (12:42:33 PM) *** Visitor 32911417 has joined the chat *** (12:42:33 PM) Visitor 32911417: Hi Team Toealida, My name is Shubham with DeskMoz.com Since …

Do I annoy people?

I don’t understand this… I was talking nice (I think) and he is saying that I annoy him. From first rows is NOT CLEAR if he needs my services or he is asking questions for pure curiosity. I was willing to offer him a little FREE HELP but he quit! Sunday, 4 Aug, 2013 Country: …

Do I should treat this as a potential customer?

Sometimes I get funny messages and weird questions from visitors! I published anonymously few such chats (best example) to ask for an opinion from random people. Some people told me that is RUDE to start a chat by asking questions about personal life, without presenting yourself or informing what are YOU looking for. I was advised to …

Do I speak too many languages?

Speaking too many languages can lead to a funny mix! A romanian friend was in Portugal with a portuguese guy at computer, they had webcam on and laughing. The problem was that none speaks english and me… I sucked at portuguese (the log dates back from 11 january 2011, that times I was quite bad). …

Fake customer @ architecture

This idiot making jokes in french with his bunker just wasted my time from working for the real customers! Location: Stillwater, Minnesota, United States Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/?s=customer+service Chat started on Tuesday, May 29, 2018 5:22:23 PM (5:22:23 PM) *** Visitor 44390225 has joined the chat *** (5:22:24 PM) Visitor 44390225: bonjour (5:22:37 PM) *** Teoalida has joined …

Fake customer @ architecture – 10 sqm tiny house (2013-02-07)

AN UNUSUAL CRAZY CHAT! First, imagine someone coming to your store and ask for price without choosing a product! Especially when the customer came to my Miscellaneous page, he may not refer at any standard “product” but at anything else. Second, he is asking me to design a Guinness Book-record house. Third, he asked my …

Funny chat “give me a problem” (2013-02-16)

A student need my help, but do not ask me precise questions, I wait for him to ask me something, but he looks worried that I do not answer… but what I COULD answer? I post it here because is funny and to check if someone else is able to understand what I shall give him… …

Funny chat (2013-01-07) – She thinks I don’t speak english

This is an unusual funny chat! I though that she came for gaming, but nooo, she started telling about personal life (is normal to tell such things to strangers?). Then asked for facebook ID and we may become long-term friends…. Typical americans are lazy to learn any foreign language, but the funny part is that she …

Funny customer @ architecture – how to measure my land (2014-02-26)

No comment! Wednesday, 26 Feb, 2014 Country: Philippines Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/ [15:47] customer service @ teoalida.com: Hello from website admin! Here I also offer ideas and design services… can I help you with anything? Just drop here a message! [15:53] Visitor: hi ijust want to know what is the length and width of my 90sqm …

Funny customer @ architecture – I am trying to help and he says “GO FUCK YOURSELF”

Chat started on Wednesday, October 14, 2015 12:07:16 AM Country: Netherlands Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/?fdx_switcher=true (12:07:16 AM) *** Visitor 35626399 has joined the chat *** (12:07:17 AM) Visitor 35626399: Hi (12:07:25 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat *** (12:07:26 AM) Teoalida: Hello (12:07:52 AM) Visitor 35626399: Can you make a floor plan for me? (12:07:59 …

Funny customer @ architecture – tree house (2014-05-17)

Saturday, 17 May, 2014 Country: Philippines Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/ [12:54] Visitor: hi [12:54] Teoalida has joined the conversation [12:54] Teoalida: Hello [12:55] Visitor: do you offering a house design? [12:55] Teoalida: Of course [12:56] Visitor: I want a tree house design [12:56] Teoalida: House made by wood? [12:57] Visitor: it’s just a house which was …

Funny customers @ architecture (old page 2012)

He is requesting a custom house design, but in fact he did not want to design a custom house for him, he rather wanted to… Monday, 4 Jun, 2012 [21:47] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin. Can I help you with anything? Click here to chat with me! [21:50] Visitor: i am looking for a …

Funny idiot kid from Ireland (2014-12-25) – he ADMITS that came to annoy me

Look what a childish talk! He ADMITS that came on my website for purpose of annoying me, but after few minutes he appears to have a fair knowledge about webdesign and WordPress, so I guess that is not really a child. Reminds me of a funny case 2 years ago when someone from Ireland offered …

Funny singaporean claims that HDB will stop construction in 2015 and prices will skyrocket

A crazy guy is trying for 1 hour to convince me that HDB will die, that after 2015 construction of new flats will slow down and stop some day due of limited land, HDB resale prices will rise, etc. He shall leave a PUBLIC comment on website to share his “realistic” thoughts to everyone… but …

Funny Singaporean making weird claims about future of Singapore

A random visitor started to give me interesting but CRAZY info about future developments of Singapore, future HDB towns, future MRT lines, also saying that Concept Plan 2011 will be released on 15 July 2012, etc… Can someone confirm if this is REAL, what parts from what he is saying are REAL? Chat transcript: (15:04:28) …

Funny student… asking me “permission to leave” then say that will never visit my website again

Chat started on Saturday, April 11, 2015 12:40:37 AM Country: Germany probably using proxyies and is from Pakistan (12:40:37 AM) *** Visitor 73304340 has joined the chat *** (12:40:44 AM) customer service – teoalida.com: Hello from website admin! Here I also offer architecture ideas and design services… can I help you with anything? Just drop …

Idiot American swearing and accusing me for having relations with North Korea

I wrote articles about housing and lifestyle for 11 regions of the world, one of them being about North Korea due to the very unique life there, but without having any relations with anyone from North Korea… and some day been contacted by a very IDIOT american using harsh language and accusing me for having …

IDIOT friend from The Sims

I was sooo HAPPY that I got my FIRST FRIEND of The Sims 2, before getting more friends I tried to value him much. But, he criticized my houses, and suggested things that I was doing already, obviously I felt into confusion, did not understand what he likes… and he blamed my ENGLISH skill!! As …

Non-sense chat – “DON” the worst TROLL from India who insisted to publish his chat on website, then I banned his IPs

What a troll… a very BIG TROLL spamming me non-sense messages. A very DISTURBING behavior, especially when I am trying to concentrate on my work, or when I am chatting with someone else (which may be a customer, business collaboration, serious chat, etc) If this troll is typing messages every second, I hear incoming message …

Non-sense chat (2017-04-20)

Chat started on Thursday, April 20, 2017 8:18:52 PM (8:18:52 PM) *** Visitor 30106108 has joined the chat *** (8:18:54 PM) teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message! (8:23:38 PM) Visitor 30106108: How big is the place (8:23:49 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the …

Non-sense chat (2017-07-08)

Chat started on Saturday, July 08, 2017 5:08:23 PM Country: Singapore Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/hongkong/ (5:08:23 PM) *** Visitor 83823457 has joined the chat *** (5:08:24 PM) Visitor 83823457: Hello (5:08:25 PM) Visitor 83823457: ? (5:08:33 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat *** (5:08:34 PM) Teoalida: hi (5:08:52 PM) Visitor 83823457: So, this is the website …

Non-sense chat (2017-07-31)

Chat started on Monday, July 31, 2017 6:40:44 PM Country: United Kingdom (6:40:44 PM) *** Visitor 97964131 has joined the chat *** (6:40:46 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message! (6:43:58 PM) Visitor 97964131: hi (6:44:17 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat …

Non-sense chat (2017-10-12) – American swearing

Chat started on Thursday, October 12, 2017 5:36:40 PM Country: United States Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/southkorea/ (5:36:40 PM) *** Visitor 61998697 has joined the chat *** (5:36:42 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message! (5:37:00 PM) Visitor 61998697: why are you alive (5:37:08 PM) …

Non-sense chat (2017-10-24)

Chat started on Tuesday, October 24, 2017 12:38:44 AM Country: United States Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/ (12:38:44 AM) *** Visitor 99804587 has joined the chat *** (12:38:46 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message! (12:39:49 AM) Visitor 99804587: kwai (12:39:53 AM) *** Teoalida has …

Non-sense chat: Where is my cow? (2013-12-28)

Saturday, 28 Dec, 2013 Country: Ireland Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/ [23:48] (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message! [23:48] Visitor: cows go moo [23:48] Teoalida has joined the conversation [23:48] Teoalida: LOL? [23:48] Teoalida: What are you looking for????!!! [23:49] Visitor: cows [23:50] Teoalida: …

Non-serious customers @ architecture

I am posting these chats to ask friends to review them hoping to get an explanation for the failed deals, and improve the customer service in the future. He was browsing website for more than 30 min, then engaged me on chat, after 20 min said THANKS and he went away! Was he tankful to …

North Korea serious chats

North Korea article is the most popular page within Housing around the World section. Every day in average 30 people visit the North Korea page, and over whole year few hundreds contacted me on this subject, sadly majority of them are children using bad language asking non-sense questions. Here I show few examples of SERIOUS chats. …

North Korea stupid chats

North Korea article is the most popular page within Housing around the World section. Every day in average 30 people visit the North Korea page, and over whole year few hundreds contacted me on this subject, sadly majority of them are children using bad language asking non-sense questions. Here I show few examples of STUPID chats. …

Rare coincidence: meeting someone born in same town with me

Although I have Romanian visitors on my website, looking for information about Romania, I had a rare coincidence with someone from Germany who found my website by looking for information about North Korea. He replied at chat despite that didn’t needed anything from me, then he mentioned Romania. This would have been the first time I met …

Requesting files to download and quit

UNEXPECTED! For the first time someone is asking me for AutoCAD file of the palace I designed for purpose of showcasing my 3D modelling skills!! Being the first time, I did not know how to handle such customer. Sunday, 30 Sep, 2012 Country: Qatar, Region: Ad Dawhah, City: Doha Page URL: http://teoalida.webs.com/palace.htm [14:28] Teoalida: Hello from …

Should I treat everyone like a potential customer?

Who said that I should treat each one like a potential customer? This is the best example of person who contacted me just for friendship! Wednesday, 27 Mar, 2013 [23:26] Visitor: hay [23:27] Teoalida has joined the conversation [23:27] Teoalida: hello [23:27] Teoalida: How I can help you? [23:27] Visitor: what`s your name [23:27] Visitor: …

Strange chat (2018-03-12)

I don’t understand what he meant for!   Chat started on Monday, March 12, 2018 7:13:52 AM (7:13:52 AM) *** Visitor 47791373 has joined the chat *** (7:13:54 AM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… are you looking for a specific database? you are welcome for a chat! (7:15:40 AM) Visitor 47791373: hi (7:15:45 AM) *** …

Strange chat: how to make email database

Initially I thought that he wants to buy my car models database, then realized that he is actually looking for car customers email database, he told me how he built his own email database by paying other websites to add a cookie that sends him the info users enter when they register, using a pop-up …

Strange collaboration offer

I have this website made to show my works and promote my services. Most people who are contacting me, ask for my services or free consultation. But not the following guy. After few minutes I realized that he is looking for referrals for HIS interior design services, unfortunately I do not know how I can …

Strange Dutch customer – if anyone can translate this please help me!

Chat started on Friday, February 23, 2018 12:31:11 PM (12:31:11 PM) *** Visitor 45569317 has joined the chat *** (12:31:13 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… are you looking for a specific database? you are welcome for a chat! (12:33:32 PM) Visitor 45569317: hoi (12:33:41 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat *** (12:33:42 PM) …

Strange offer – to manage my AdSense traffic

Chat started on Wednesday, May 17, 2017 3:19:28 PM (3:19:28 PM) *** Visitor 15549616 has joined the chat *** (3:19:28 PM) Visitor 15549616: hi this is Benjamin. I work with a strong team engaged to boost google adsense traffic. If by any chance you have an adsense account with low-medium activity, please consider collaborating with …

Stupid chat (2017-05-19) – stupid questions and raping his son

Chat started on Friday, May 19, 2017 1:52:04 PM Country: Iceland Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/india/ (1:52:04 PM) *** Visitor 43189405 has joined the chat *** (1:52:06 PM) teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message! (2:21:32 PM) Visitor 43189405: hi (2:21:38 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the …

Stupid chat (2018-02-06) – help me finding my dad

This person visited Car Database section of my website, and turned to be not a customer but an idiot kid… I have no idea how this kid came to my website to ANNOY me for 2 days with his non-sense questions, changing IP 4 times and pretend to be someone else. Country: United Kingdom Page …

Talkagent – someone wants to outsource customer support

While doing my job as customer service, I received a SPAM-like message from someone telling me to subscribe to www.talkagent.com. He or she closed chat quickly, so I went to talkagent.com to ask how this is working. What Talkagent do is to greet website visitors, ask if are interested in our services, get their phone …

What does this person wants? (2013-02-10)

Sunday, 10 Feb, 2013 Country: India Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/ [4:16] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! Can I help you with anything? drop here a message! [4:16] Visitor: HELLO [4:16] Teoalida has joined the conversation [4:16] Teoalida: what’s up [4:17] Visitor: NO [4:18] Visitor: I AM SEARCHING FOR A BETTER PLAN OF FOUR ROOMS AND STAIRCASE …

What I did wrong? Customer say that the way I reply is not correct

I publish this chat here so I can ask other people what I did wrong? Chat started on Friday, May 06, 2016 10:26:11 AM Country: India Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/checkout/ (10:26:11 AM) *** Visitor has joined the chat *** (10:26:13 AM) teoalida: Hello from website admin… would you like to know more about certain car database? you …

What I did wrong? I answered customer questions and he say that I am rude and unhelpful… WHY?

I publish the chat in this page for purpose of asking other people what I did wrong that made him so ANGRY! Chat started on Monday, February 29, 2016 3:55:15 PM Country: United States (3:55:15 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat *** (3:55:15 PM) Visitor: Hi There, I’m looking for a list that will …

What is wrong with this customer???

This customer ask me for a database of postal codes for HDB blocks. I have developed a HDB database but without postal codes and I tell him that at this moment I don’t have time to add postal codes, then he say that would be OK street name and block number only, I sent him …

Worst english (2016-12-17)

Chat started on Saturday, December 17, 2016 6:48:55 PM Country: Albania (6:48:55 PM) *** Visitor 18484433 has joined the chat *** (6:48:57 PM) teoalida: Hi there, welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message! (6:54:44 PM) Visitor 18484433: I do not know the …

Worst english ever (2012-09-02)

Thinking that your english level is bad? The below guy beat anyone! How I am supposed to understand? Also, what does mean “mam”? Sunday, 2 Sep, 2012 Country: Philippines Page URL: http://teoalida.webs.com/singaporehdbfloorplans.htm [14:58] Visitor: how to plan if the floor plan is 120,95 sqm? [14:59] Teoalida has joined the conversation [14:59] Teoalida: Do you want …

Worst english ever (2013-08-19)

Thinking that your english level is bad? The below guy beat anyone! Is anyone able to understand this chat? Monday, 19 Aug, 2013 Country: India Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com [19:37] (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message! [19:37] Visitor: yes i want help [19:38] …

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