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Funny chats

Sometimes I get funny messages from website visitors!
The conversations posted there are for reading amusement, NOT to offend the person chatting. People names, emails, and other personal details are hidden.

Don’t be concerned about privacy. I publish ANONYMOUSLY only (some of) the chats that are not leading to anything, and worth for laugh, or I like to debate with other people. Serious chats, especially ones that lead to a business, will be kept confidential.
I am contacted in average by 5-10 people per day. 2000 chats per year. Now count how many chats I have published there. Probably about 1%.

Also please DO NOT contact me and talk funny, intending “to contribute” to website. The purpose of website NOT to make funny chats, but to show my works, primarily in architecture & real estate fields, and this page show funny chats that happened accidentally during running this website.

Disclaimer added after someone accused me “when you publish any chat, people know you might publish their chat. Might make them uncomfortable contacting you”.
Some people ignore the chat pop-up thinking that is a robot, publishing just few chats examples shows that the chat is real, thus they might contact me too.

 


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– Random short chats leading to nothing –

I installed a chat widget on website since January 2012. Sometimes I get funny messages from website visitors! People “playing” no my website, sending me funny messages, swearing for no reason. People requesting some help from me and going away immediately… did I answered informal, rude, or I said something that turned them away? Please tell …

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Annoying americans asking stupid questions about North Korea

Since February 2015 I started receiving lots of visitors on North Korea article, from various United States cities and one even from Canada. What is going on? Some government directive to study North Korea in all schools? Some people contacted me via chat, some asking serious questions, but some were really annoying! Especially the ones from IP 162.222.253.144 (IP owned by Lake Pend Oreille School, Ponderay, …

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Bad customer from Ethiopia (2017-01-11) – wants architecture services for FREE

Chat started on Wednesday, January 11, 2017 10:02:52 AM Country: Ethiopia Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/housing/ (10:02:52 AM) *** Visitor 48883456 has joined the chat *** (10:02:52 AM) Visitor 48883456: hi,friend (10:03:04 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat *** (10:03:06 AM) Teoalida: hello (10:03:28 AM) Visitor 48883456: how r u (10:04:19 AM) Teoalida: fine, why? (10:04:22 …

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Bad customer from India (2015-08-31) – I refused to do his project for 6 USD and he wants to destroy my website

Every day 1000 people visit my website, offering me projects sometimes valued at few hundred dollars. This indian ask me if I can do a drawing that probably takes 10 hours, for only 400 Rupees = 6 dollars. I refused him and he threat that will hack and delete my website, subscribed me to gay …

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Bad customer from India (2017-05-03)

He ask me for a drawing, then refuse my service saying that already have a drawing, but also refuse to show me his drawing.? Chat started on Wednesday, May 03, 2017 12:41:35 PM Country: India Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/ (12:41:35 PM) *** Visitor 55260603 has joined the chat *** (12:41:35 PM) Visitor 55260603: I want to a …

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Bad english (2016-09-26)

Chat started on Monday, September 26, 2016 10:45:28 PM (10:45:28 PM) *** Visitor 13755882 has joined the chat *** (10:45:30 PM) teoalida: Hello from website admin… would you like to know more about certain car database? you are welcome for a chat! (10:48:00 PM) Visitor 13755882: wer can i find datab that i just run …

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Bad Indian customer – putting me in confusion and wasting time!

Typical Indian headache customer: he is not even opening House Design page and ask me for a 27×46 feet 3-storey house design, with 2 bedrooms, which is weird because 2-storey would have been enough, I assume that he wants ground floor with living room and 2 floors above with 2 bedrooms each, I ask him if single-family house, he say YES, but after …

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Bad website, nothing interesting (2013-08-30)

Friday, 30 Aug, 2013 Country: India Page URL (entrance page): http://teoalida.webs.com/ Page URL (current: http://teoalida.webs.com/funnychat.htm [11:08] (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message! [11:08] Visitor: bad website [11:08] Visitor: no iinformation [11:08] Visitor: nothing to ask [11:08] Teoalida has joined the conversation [11:08] …

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Chat with a SEO company

Chat started on Thursday, January 01, 2015 5:32:43 PM (5:32:43 PM) *** Visitor 24855458 has joined the chat *** (5:32:48 PM) chat support – teoalida.com: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message! (5:33:20 PM) Visitor 24855458: hELLO (5:33:33 PM) Teoalida: what’s up? (5:33:33 PM) *** …

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Crazy american in Singapore (2012-10-12)

An american living in Singapore had no idea what is the metric system! Then he started to talk like a crazy kid for 40 min… funniest parts in RED! Friday, 12 Oct, 2012 * Visitor 96935371 is requesting to chat. IP:119.56.119.79 (79.119.56.119.unknown.m1.com.sg), Country: Singapore, City: Singapore Page URL: http://teoalida.webs.com/singaporehdbfloorplans.htm [17:57] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website …

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Crazy American swearing (2016-04-04)

Chat started on Monday, April 04, 2016 4:44:23 PM Location: Durham, North Carolina, United States Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/ (4:44:23 PM) *** Visitor 75422816 has joined the chat *** (4:44:25 PM) teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message! (4:45:45 PM) Visitor 75422816: suk my dik …

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Crazy ANGRY singaporean (2013-10-09)

What is wrong with this guy???? Private page – does not appear in navigation bar or Google searches Wednesday, 9 Oct, 2013 Country: Singapore Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/about/aboutme/ [14:58] Visitor: omg.. your housing design.. [14:59] Visitor: it brings shame to all architects [14:59] Teoalida has joined the conversation [14:59] Teoalida: more exactly? [14:59] Teoalida: I am …

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Crazy customer @ Car Database

Crazy customer! Using a rude and harsh language, nonsense critics, suggesting things that I was already doing and contradicting himself… Craziest parts in RED PRIVATE PAGE – is not publicly accessible from website navigation bar Monday, 25 Feb, 2013 Country: Spain Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/ [22:40] Teoalida: Hello from website admin! What type of database are …

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Crazy customer confusing me @ Car Database

PRIVATE PAGE – is not publicly accessible from website navigation bar In this chat I made few mistakes. This isn’t a potential customer lost. He was looking for American-market car database and at that moment, the available car database are for European-market. He had NOTHING to buy from me. But I am afraid that he …

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Crazy FAKE customer @ webdesign services (2013-06-08)

WTF!! I am designer working in architecture field…. and this guy hire me to design a website for him despite that I have NOT stated anywhere that I offer webdesign services! 2 days earlier I had a little talk with an Indian Web Development company who spammed my email. Initially I told him that I am …

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Crazy greek swearing (2013-04-22)

Monday, 22 Apr, 2013 Country: Greece Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/about/chatting-with-website-visitors/#comment-64152 [18:11] Visitor: Fuck yuo [18:11] Teoalida has joined the conversation [18:11] Teoalida: For? [18:11] Teoalida: Do you have a legit reason to fuck me? [18:12] Visitor: For not go to sleep hhhiiiiii [18:12] Visitor: ick [18:12] Visitor: nop msm [18:12] Teoalida: I go to sleep in …

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Crazy indian swearing (2012-11-12)

PAGE PROPOSED FOR DELETION. It adds no value to my website. Monday, 12 Nov, 2012 Country: India Landing page : http://teoalida.webs.com [17:48] Teoalida: Welcome to my website! Can I help you with anything? drop here a message! [17:49] Visitor: Hi gandwe [17:49] Teoalida has joined the conversation [17:49] Teoalida: gandwe? [17:50] Visitor: Gandwe means a …

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Crazy indian swearing (2013-03-31)

PAGE PROPOSED FOR DELETION. It adds no value to my SERIOUS website. Sunday, 31 Mar, 2013 Country: India, Region: Uttar Pradesh, City: Varanasi Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/offtopic/chat-2012-11-12/ [16:20] Visitor: hiiii [16:21] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message! [16:21] Visitor: maadarchod [16:21] Teoalida …

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Crazy Ireland kid – he ADMITS that came to annoy me (2014-12-25)

Look what a childish talk! He ADMITS that came on my website for purpose of annoying me, but after few minutes he appears to have a fair knowledge about webdesign and WordPress, so I guess that is not really a child. Reminds me of a funny case 2 years ago when someone from Ireland offered …

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Crazy Malaysian (2014-03-04)

Tuesday, 4 Mar, 2014 Country: Malaysia Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/ [16:05] (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message! [16:06] Visitor: pegi mampu [16:06] Visitor: mampus [16:06] Teoalida has joined the conversation [16:06] Teoalida: Can you speak english? [16:06] Visitor: tolong bagi aku sejuta pas …

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Crazy Pakistani swearing – Worst language ever (2012-08-30)

Another visitor of Gaming section of my website, probably a kid, started to send me stupid messages and swearing a lot, then left the chat and returned using a funny name, making me laughing as hell. Note that he started sending messages before the automatic greeting was scheduled to appear. That times Zopim chat was …

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Customer blame my attitude for no reason

I installed a chat on website and soon realized that I have NO TRAINING in how to have a nice attitude over chat with visitors. In early months about 10% of chats dropped. Fortunately, these cases are now rare and I learned from my mistakes. This time I really don’t understand what I did wrong! …

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Customer get angry for no reason (2017-07-17)

Chat started on Monday, July 17, 2017 9:02:15 PM Country: United States Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/apartmentplans/ (9:02:15 PM) *** Visitor 89441862 has joined the chat *** (9:02:15 PM) Visitor 89441862: I have lots in Proj. 8 Q.C. (300 sq.m) and Bacoor, Cavite (150 sq.m). Exploring ideas of apartment units, can you help? (9:02:29 PM) *** Teoalida has …

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Do I annoy people?

I don’t understand this… I was talking nice (I think) and he is saying that I annoy him. From first rows is NOT CLEAR if he needs my services or he is asking questions for pure curiosity. I was willing to offer him a little FREE HELP but he quit! Sunday, 4 Aug, 2013 Country: …

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Do I should treat this as a potential customer?

Sometimes I get funny messages and weird questions from visitors! I published anonymously few such chats (best example) to ask for an opinion from random people. Some people told me that is RUDE to start a chat by asking questions about personal life, without presenting yourself or informing what are YOU looking for. I was advised to …

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Do I speak too many languages?

Speaking too many languages can lead to a funny mix! A romanian friend was in Portugal with a portuguese guy at computer, they had webcam on and laughing. The problem was that none speaks english and me… I sucked at portuguese (the log dates back from 11 january 2011, that times I was quite bad). …

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Fake customer @ architecture – 10 sqm tiny house (2013-02-07)

AN UNUSUAL CRAZY CHAT! First, imagine someone coming in your shop and asking a price without choosing a product! Especially when the customer is looking in Miscellaneous page, he may not refer at any standard “product” but at anything else. Second, for asking me to design a Guinness Book-record house. Third, he asked for help …

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Funny chat “give me a problem” (2013-02-16)

A student need my help, but do not ask me precise questions, I wait for him to ask me something, but he looks worried that I do not answer… but what I COULD answer? I post it here because is funny and to check if someone else is able to understand what I shall give him… …

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Funny customer @ architecture – how to measure my land (2014-02-26)

No comment! Wednesday, 26 Feb, 2014 Country: Philippines Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/houseplans/ [15:47] customer service @ teoalida.com: Hello from website admin! Here I also offer ideas and design services… can I help you with anything? Just drop here a message! [15:53] Visitor: hi ijust want to know what is the length and width of my 90sqm …

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Funny customer @ architecture – I am trying to help and he says “GO FUCK YOURSELF”

Chat started on Wednesday, October 14, 2015 12:07:16 AM Country: Netherlands Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/?fdx_switcher=true (12:07:16 AM) *** Visitor 35626399 has joined the chat *** (12:07:17 AM) Visitor 35626399: Hi (12:07:25 AM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat *** (12:07:26 AM) Teoalida: Hello (12:07:52 AM) Visitor 35626399: Can you make a floor plan for me? (12:07:59 …

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Funny customer @ architecture – no condition to pay for service? (2014-04-02)

Occasionally people contact me without being interested in full architecture service, they are happy with a sketch which I can design in 20 minutes for FREE (if I don’t have one designed already). BUT… look at the this guy, after doing the first sketch, he asked to do the fully-detailed drawings including 3D design, these …

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Funny customer @ architecture – tree house (2014-05-17)

Saturday, 17 May, 2014 Country: Philippines Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/ [12:54] Visitor: hi [12:54] Teoalida has joined the conversation [12:54] Teoalida: Hello [12:55] Visitor: do you offering a house design? [12:55] Teoalida: Of course [12:56] Visitor: I want a tree house design [12:56] Teoalida: House made by wood? [12:57] Visitor: it’s just a house which was …

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Funny customers @ architecture (old page 2012)

He is requesting a custom house design, but in fact he did not want to design a custom house for him, he rather wanted to… Monday, 4 Jun, 2012 [21:47] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin. Can I help you with anything? Click here to chat with me! [21:50] Visitor: i am looking for a …

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Funny student… asking me “permission to leave” then say that will never visit my website again

Chat started on Saturday, April 11, 2015 12:40:37 AM Country: Germany probably using proxyies and is from Pakistan (12:40:37 AM) *** Visitor 73304340 has joined the chat *** (12:40:44 AM) customer service – teoalida.com: Hello from website admin! Here I also offer architecture ideas and design services… can I help you with anything? Just drop …

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Idiot asking stupid questions and telling me about raping his son

Chat started on Friday, May 19, 2017 1:52:04 PM Country: Iceland Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/india/ (1:52:04 PM) *** Visitor 43189405 has joined the chat *** (1:52:06 PM) teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message! (2:21:32 PM) Visitor 43189405: hi (2:21:38 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the …

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IDIOT friend from The Sims

I was sooo HAPPY that I got my FIRST FRIEND of The Sims 2, before getting more friends I tried to value him much. But, he criticized my houses, and suggested things that I was doing already, obviously I felt into confusion, did not understand what he likes… and he blamed my ENGLISH skill!! As …

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Non-sense chat – “DON” the worst TROLL from India who insisted to publish his chat on website, then I banned his IPs

What a troll… a very BIG TROLL spamming me non-sense messages. A very DISTURBING behavior, especially when I am trying to concentrate on my work, or when I am chatting with someone else (which may be a customer, business collaboration, serious chat, etc) If this troll is typing messages every second, I hear incoming message …

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Non-sense chat – how to smoke

An American kid visited my article about North Korea and started sending totally stupid messages on chat An American Chat started on Thursday, February 16, 2017 9:22:41 PM Country: United States Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/northkorea/comment-page-1/#comments (9:22:41 PM) *** Visitor 12051401 has joined the chat *** (9:22:41 PM) Visitor 12051401: ello blazahz (9:22:51 PM) *** Teoalida has joined …

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Non-sense chat (2017-04-20)

Chat started on Thursday, April 20, 2017 8:18:52 PM (8:18:52 PM) *** Visitor 30106108 has joined the chat *** (8:18:54 PM) teoalida: Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message! (8:23:38 PM) Visitor 30106108: How big is the place (8:23:49 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the …

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Non-sense chat (2017-07-31)

Chat started on Monday, July 31, 2017 6:40:44 PM Country: United Kingdom (6:40:44 PM) *** Visitor 97964131 has joined the chat *** (6:40:46 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hi there… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message! (6:43:58 PM) Visitor 97964131: hi (6:44:17 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat …

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Non-sense chat (2018-06-08)

Chat started on Saturday, July 08, 2017 5:08:23 PM Country: Singapore Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/world/hongkong/ (5:08:23 PM) *** Visitor 83823457 has joined the chat *** (5:08:24 PM) Visitor 83823457: Hello (5:08:25 PM) Visitor 83823457: ? (5:08:33 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat *** (5:08:34 PM) Teoalida: hi (5:08:52 PM) Visitor 83823457: So, this is the website …

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Non-sense chat by a Morocco idiot

Chat started on Monday, April 27, 2015 7:15:08 PM Country: Morocco (7:15:08 PM) *** Visitor 36911205 has joined the chat *** (7:15:09 PM) Visitor 36911205: Mapuz (7:15:18 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat *** (7:15:23 PM) Teoalida: hi? (7:15:31 PM) Visitor 36911205: Ha ha (7:15:56 PM) Teoalida: What do you need? How I can …

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Non-sense chat: polly wanna cracker woof woof woof (2012-11-25)

What does this crazy person wants from me??? Sunday, 25 Nov, 2012 Country: United States Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/thesims2/lots/house-2×2-palace/ [22:09] Customer service (trigger): Hello from website admin! Can I help you with anything? drop here a message! [22:10] Visitor: polly wanna cracke [22:10] Visitor: cracker [22:10] Teoalida has joined the conversation [22:10] Teoalida: What kind of …

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Non-sense chat: Where is my cow? (2013-12-28)

Saturday, 28 Dec, 2013 Country: Ireland Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/ [23:48] (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message! [23:48] Visitor: cows go moo [23:48] Teoalida has joined the conversation [23:48] Teoalida: LOL? [23:48] Teoalida: What are you looking for????!!! [23:49] Visitor: cows [23:50] Teoalida: …

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Non-serious customers @ architecture

I am posting these chats to ask friends to review them hoping to get an explanation for the failed deals, and improve the customer service in the future. He was browsing website for more than 30 min, then engaged me on chat, after 20 min said THANKS and he went away! Was he tankful to …

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Rare coincidence: meeting someone born in same town with me

Although I have Romanian visitors on my website, looking for information about Romania, I had a rare coincidence with someone from Germany who found my website by looking for information about North Korea. He replied at chat despite that didn’t needed anything from me, then he mentioned Romania. This would have been the first time I met …

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Requesting files to download and quit

UNEXPECTED! For the first time someone is asking me for AutoCAD file of the palace I designed for purpose of showcasing my 3D modelling skills!! Being the first time, I did not know how to handle such customer. Sunday, 30 Sep, 2012 Country: Qatar, Region: Ad Dawhah, City: Doha Page URL: http://teoalida.webs.com/palace.htm [14:28] Teoalida: Hello from …

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She thinks I don’t speak english (2013-01-07)

This is an unusual funny chat! I though that she came for gaming, but nooo, she started telling about personal life (is normal to tell such things to strangers?). Then asked for facebook ID and we may become long-term friends…. Typical americans are lazy to learn any foreign language, but the funny part is that she …

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Should I treat everyone like a potential customer?

Who said that I should treat each one like a potential customer? This is the best example of person who contacted me just for friendship! Wednesday, 27 Mar, 2013 [23:26] Visitor: hay [23:27] Teoalida has joined the conversation [23:27] Teoalida: hello [23:27] Teoalida: How I can help you? [23:27] Visitor: what`s your name [23:27] Visitor: …

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Strange collaboration offer

I have this website made to show my works and promote my services. Most people who are contacting me, ask for services or for free consultation. But not the following guy. After few minutes I realized that he is looking for referrals for HIS interior design services, unfortunately I do not know how I can …

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Strange offer – to manage my AdSense traffic

Chat started on Wednesday, May 17, 2017 3:19:28 PM (3:19:28 PM) *** Visitor 15549616 has joined the chat *** (3:19:28 PM) Visitor 15549616: hi this is Benjamin. I work with a strong team engaged to boost google adsense traffic. If by any chance you have an adsense account with low-medium activity, please consider collaborating with …

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What does this person wants? (2013-02-10)

Sunday, 10 Feb, 2013 Country: India Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/ [4:16] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! Can I help you with anything? drop here a message! [4:16] Visitor: HELLO [4:16] Teoalida has joined the conversation [4:16] Teoalida: what’s up [4:17] Visitor: NO [4:18] Visitor: I AM SEARCHING FOR A BETTER PLAN OF FOUR ROOMS AND STAIRCASE …

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What I did wrong? Customer say that the way I reply is not correct

I publish this chat here so I can ask other people what I did wrong? Chat started on Friday, May 06, 2016 10:26:11 AM Country: India Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/checkout/ (10:26:11 AM) *** Visitor has joined the chat *** (10:26:13 AM) teoalida: Hello from website admin… would you like to know more about certain car database? you …

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What I did wrong? I answered customer questions and he say that I am rude and unhelpful… WHY?

I publish the chat in this page for purpose of asking other people what I did wrong that made him so ANGRY! Chat started on Monday, February 29, 2016 3:55:15 PM Country: United States (3:55:15 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat *** (3:55:15 PM) Visitor: Hi There, I’m looking for a list that will …

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What is wrong with this customer???

This customer ask me for a database of postal codes for HDB blocks. I have developed a HDB database but without postal codes and I tell him that at this moment I don’t have time to add postal codes, then he say that would be OK street name and block number only, I sent him …

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Worst english (2016-12-17)

Chat started on Saturday, December 17, 2016 6:48:55 PM Country: Albania (6:48:55 PM) *** Visitor 18484433 has joined the chat *** (6:48:57 PM) teoalida: Hi there, welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message! (6:54:44 PM) Visitor 18484433: I do not know the …

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Worst english ever (2012-09-02)

Thinking that your english level is bad? The below guy beat anyone! How I am supposed to understand? Also, what does mean “mam”? Sunday, 2 Sep, 2012 Country: Philippines Page URL: http://teoalida.webs.com/singaporehdbfloorplans.htm [14:58] Visitor: how to plan if the floor plan is 120,95 sqm? [14:59] Teoalida has joined the conversation [14:59] Teoalida: Do you want …

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Worst english ever (2013-08-19)

Thinking that your english level is bad? The below guy beat anyone! Is anyone able to understand this chat? Monday, 19 Aug, 2013 Country: India Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com [19:37] (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message! [19:37] Visitor: yes i want help [19:38] …

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