Category: OFF-TOPIC & FUN & Useless stuff

Sometimes I get funny messages from website visitors!

The FUNNIEST questions from people

Funny questions received via chat widget This page shows the funniest and weirdest messages sent by website visitors. They are usually messages and questions that you should NOT ask to a customer support service. Also please DO NOT contact me and talk funny, intending “to contribute” to website. The purpose of website NOT to make funny …

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Strange-people

In November 2017 I had a large number of visitors on Life Story page. This do not happen naturally. Most likely someone has presented my website to his friends, having mysterious interest in my personal life for unknown scope. The Life Story page written for purpose of showing good impression about my ability to self-taught and …

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The most ANNOYING chats

The most ANNOYING thing that can happen for a customer sales representative via chat: In 2013, a group of children from Nan Hua Primary School (Singapore), probably around 12 years old, started using my customer support chat in an ANNOYING way, totally misunderstanding the professional purpose of this website. These children were not going to …

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SCAM emails: I won $500.000

Every day I am the lucky winner at an online lottery, I am eligible for a donation from a recent winner of EuroMillions, I am eligible for an inheritance, or asked to help transferring several million dollars, who belongs to a recently deceased businessman, being compensated with 30-50% of the total sum of money. I …

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Dilemma: is my site a blog or website?

Is my one a blog or a website? How do you define a BLOG? Personally I define BLOG the ones where a person write their diaries (web log > weB LOG), so my one should be called WEBSITE, but many people referred me as “this blogger have…” , “found on his blog“. I saw many …

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Funny people reaction when they see my chat for first time

How people react at the chat widget that I am using on my website, if they don’t know if there is a HUMAN or ROBOT behind the chat. See how chatting with website visitors works. The only robot/automatic part is a greeting triggered to all visitors after certain 1-5 min delay. There’s no automatic answering system. Any …

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The funny idiot is back!

A random anonymous visitor, talking slightly crazy, setting same name like me and repeating my messages….. then, BIG SURPRISE, he said that is exactly the same person from the first screenshot posted in Chatting with website visitors as example of idiot calling me robot! Beside this visit, he also visited 2 times in May 2012 …

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RACIST british

AVOID telling your place of living when talking with british people!!! Chat started on Thursday, October 22, 2015 8:52:20 PM Country: United Kingdom Page URL: http://www.teoalida.com/design/apartmentplans/ (8:52:20 PM) *** Visitor has joined the chat *** (8:52:28 PM) teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin! Here I also offer architecture ideas and drawing service in AutoCAD… can …

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ANGRY Singaporean

What is wrong with this guy???? Wednesday, 9 Oct, 2013 Country: Singapore Page URL: http://teoalida.com/about/aboutme/ [14:58] Visitor: omg.. your housing design.. [14:59] Visitor: it brings shame to all architects [14:59] Teoalida has joined the conversation [14:59] Teoalida: more exactly? [14:59] Teoalida: I am too good and make others feel in shame? or contrary [14:59] Teoalida: …

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What this guy wants from me?

What does this person wanted from me!!!??? Every day, I am contacted by few people from Singapore for info about HDB and chit-chat, I am also contacted by people all around the world for architecture / CAD design services. I differentiate customers by chit-chatters by the way they address me and by what pages they click. …

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